mario bros, what went wrong?

mario bros, what went wrong?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    across the spider verse is winning it all

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's the difference between slop and kino. Sure millions of piggies run to the slop, but the kinosiers run the world.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >indiewire

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is no way siperverse doesn't win an american awards show.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >2 woke films

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see at least 3, I’m sure they all must be for some moron site like indie wire to push them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anime actually nominated

      Asians playing sports movie would be considered woke in America but not Japan

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nope, in america its actually anti woke to depict asians. they are basically model minorities. plus relative to the population, they are waaay underepresented in american media. meanwhile blacks are overrepresented. they literally fear media depicting asians because they will realize more whites would rather see movies about fair skinned intelligent people rather than loud moronic poopy skins

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        actually nominated
        which is how we know Japan is on the way to full ameriglobohomo

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Elemental
    lol further proof people should have stopped caring about these "awards" decades ago.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    4 woke shows great

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    elemental will win because the oscars are broadcast on abc, owned by disney, and disney have won all but 2 of the last decade's oscars

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Academy and ABC are not getting along. The contract continues, but the academy will likely not renew with ABC.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, they're going by rotten tomato CRITCS scores. In order

    >94%
    >96%
    >74%
    >100%
    >95%

    Mario have 59%, we already know it's rigged by critics, been like this for years, they don't go by audiences, just movie critics

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >what went wrong

    uh obviously it wasn't going to be nominated, the mario movie was fricking terrible. for 6 year olds it was fun and the visuals were cool but every time a character opened their mouth it was a complete cringefest.

    I still maintain that the mario movie would have been way, way better if there was no dialogue at all. but then kids wouldn't have liked it, so that would be a nonstarter.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The gatekeepers are denying entry

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cause the Mario movie was as bland and generic as it can get, and only made so much money cause Nintendies men childeren dont have any standards whatsoever, they´ll just consume anything Nintendo

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Has an anime movie ever won an Oscar?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spirited Away in 2002, it's the only one

    • 9 months ago
      collective opinion of /a/

      Hollywood is so threatened by anime they buy rights to popular series to intentionally make bad live action remakes (Dragon Ball, Death Note, Cowboy Bebop, Ghost in the Shell) to deter interest in the original IPs.

      It's actually very common among corporations to buy the rights to, IPs, and patents of their competition to either sabotage or just prevent others from ever having access to it.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    How delusional is this outlet to think that a) two anime movies would get nominated and b) The First Slam Dunk would be one of them.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the mario movie was the most milque toast boring shit ive seen in years. Its just a pretty advertisement

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >IndieWire
    Kek... Irrelevant.

    >Oscars
    AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't the Oscars literally have racial and gender quotas being enforced now at this point? Did the Mario movie disqualify itself for having too many white people with actual talent in production or something, lol?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not for each movie. They added some 600+ members and are trying to maintain diversity in categories, but did recognize the difficulty in a release year to do so. Like no female directors were nominated this year.

      Mario in no way deserves a nomination.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's better than Shitterverse

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >key grip is Black
      >meet the requirement
      It was a nothingburger to trick libtards.

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    rebound-king will win or bad things will happen

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >boring, unfinished troony show that is only praised to say frick you to disney
    >makoto shinkai slop #230428429405
    >another director's self-fellating pixar drama
    >adaptation that rushes plot and character development except for the author's pet
    >seizure show to distract away from a plot that only makes sense to prop up a Black person
    Animation is dead.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    The computer effect in the Mario Movie were so good that academy probably thought it was live action.
    That's the only explanation I can think of.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Suzume was pretty annoying to watch.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    SpiderChads, mariosissies lost

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nimona represents the peak of western degeneracy, and Suzume is the anti-Nimona.

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    > what went wrong?

    The barrage of PEACHES PEACHES PEACHES shorts the algo forces on me when im binge watching muscle mommy clips

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