Mark Hamill finally "met" his mommy!

What did he mean by this bros?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    haha get it? Cause he's le heckin luke skywalker, and she's padma armadollar xD

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Its not even a joke its more he's just stating a fact. Must be exhausting being so sarcastic and cynical all the time.

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if "Mark Hamill" will come up on the Epstein files.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the Epstein files

      sounds like a TV series

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Would it be kino?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the amount of israeli tears would be kino

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            antisemitism isnt good

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              antisemitism is required for the survival of humankind

              if we don't stop them their insatiable greed will consume every living being on this planet

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                there would still be avarice and greed and self-destruction in a world without israelites

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                the greed of a man always has its limits

                the greed of the israelite is a bottomless pit, a black hole that sucks everything into it until it collapses upon itself

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                doesn't really seem plausible for there to exist some immutable spiritual difference between gentiles and israelites. what are the mechanisms by which this difference is produced? genes? culture? spirit? and we must not forget that israelites have also been responsible for creating ideologies of material abstinence -- like christianity and communism. i agree that there is plenty to criticise about israeli culture.. but antisemitism has always seemed childish to me. it has long been observed by people like nietzsche and chesterton and junger that anti-semites always seem to embody the same characteristics they criticise in israelites

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                you're either naive or a fool

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                why? it is like third worlders criticising anglo-saxon europeans as irredeemably greedy, as a net negative force in history, as globe-destroyers. from an outsider perspective, i can definitely see why they would think that. but they're stupid if they think any other human group would act differently in the same circumstances.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Western greed led to development. israeli greed leads to destruction.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                mostly culture
                turns out an ideology that tells you "we're chosen, we're humans, they're animals" and cuts your dick off at start causes schizophrenia, group preference etc.
                Also antisemites never had the group preference to save other antisemites when they turned out to be pedophiles - not on israeli scale at least.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >antisemites never had the group preference to save other antisemites when they turned out to be pedophiles
                Hitler (his 16 year old niece Geli Raubal)
                Oskar Dirlewanger
                Kevin Alfred Strom

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Michael Jackson and /misc/

                mostly culture
                turns out an ideology that tells you "we're chosen, we're humans, they're animals" and cuts your dick off at start causes schizophrenia, group preference etc.
                Also antisemites never had the group preference to save other antisemites when they turned out to be pedophiles - not on israeli scale at least.

                Sam Hyde, DOnald Trump

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >scale
                https://www.cbsnews.com/news/how-israeli-american-pedophiles-hide-from-justice-in-israel

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Hitler
                No evidence.
                >Dirlewanger
                Only kept around because his atrocities were effective. Even the SS felt disgusted.
                >Strom
                No one gave a shit about him.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                say mr expert, it's been 5 hours or so
                therefore read my post again

                >scale
                https://www.cbsnews.com/news/how-israeli-american-pedophiles-hide-from-justice-in-israel

                can you show me antisemites saving their pedos on almost industrial scale as israelites do right now?

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                Michael Jackson and /misc/

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mark Hamil’s only vice is endlessly sperging out on Twitter

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        and smoking

        These nu Star wars movies forcing him to take care of his health probably saved his life.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >so broke you get butts out of the can to get a head change
          who hasnt been there honestly

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          >forcing him to take care of his health
          Uh, Leia bros?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Lol yeah, Carrie Fisher was on every drug under the sun for years and a raging alcoholic. I think something was mentioned about her when she was filming Empire or ROTJ about her coke and drinking habits. Suprised she actually lived as long as she did

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Also fricking the entire production crew and fans.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'll rather have him be a kiddy-diddler tbh

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He forced his son's girlfriend to get an abortion.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, guy's pretty clean. He was pretty disengaged from most of Holowood since the end of star wars. Liberal with TDS yeah but on the whole not a terrible guy.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >on the whole I think it feels pretty good

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He definitely will.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      just like Donald Trump?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >just like Donald Trump?

        >BUT TRUMP!! BUT TRUMP!!

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the president of the united states is more important than some random actor

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        The only thing you'll have about him is him flying the plane to a location other than the island a handful of times, essentially using it instead of his own private jet. This has been known forever and it makes you seethe so much that he won't actually show up as one of the clients. Keep deflecting though.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he looks like a diddler

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone I disagree with politically is a le heckin pedo!!1 xDD

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        We're about 5 years away from intelligence agencies leaking the personal information of people who look up cope shit like e-girl and letting vigilante groups run wild. I am assuming you're a pedo, btw.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why not? if "everyone I disagree with is a nazi/fascist" is a valid political stance, why is "everyone I disagree with is a pedo" not one?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          because the former is demonstrably true, the latter is baseless conjecture

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      He was a drunk during his low point. I know this as I met him several times pissed out of his brains.
      Hes a c**t.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        qrd?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          I work in Oxford and he's visited the student union many many times over the years doing his usual anecdotes. That's all I will say.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Look up why Terence Stamp was in The Phantom Menace, and why he wasn't in Attack of the Clones. If you ever wondered why Chancellor Valorum just disappeared, that's why.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        his character got killed in the phantom menace you moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          When?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            in a deleted scene

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Oh.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              A deleted scene doesn’t count you dingleberry

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          in a deleted scene

          Imagine being this fricking stupid.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I haven't been following these, how many new people have been revealed?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        tons
        literally every person onvolved in Hollywood for the past 80 years was on the logs so far

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is no such thing as epstein flight logs

      flight logs are not required by law.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've seen them.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's almost like if he kept them for blackmail

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      wait, did Mark never go to any of the prequel premieres and meet Portman then?

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Damn, how short is he? Portman is a midge.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      hes a little short (for a stormtrooper)

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still. Portman is a israelite i would...gently caress into sleep?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Damn, how short is he?
      If only they'd referenced this SOMEWHERE.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was always a turbo manlet

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why did they call a manlet, Skywalker

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Floorsweeper isn't as dramatic.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he was always a turbo manlet

      Why did they call a manlet, Skywalker

      Google says he's six inches taller than her though.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He may be if he is laying down

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Kind sir, may I inform you that I heartily lol'd at your post!

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      she's probably sporting 7 inch heels

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mark Hamill is only 5'6" or 5'7", he's shorter than Daisy Ridley and the reason why Adam Driver is hunched over during the final duel of TLJ is because he's 6'4" and they didn't want Kylo to tower over Luke lol

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick havent they met before?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luke Skywalker wasn't in the prequels

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was in his father's balls though

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He was the squid head who walks past Qui-Gon and Watto after the race

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          How much of that is tequila, Liam?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt padme has been grifting the star wars cons every year like mark hamill

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would they? Hamill has never been in a real movie, where's he going to meet Hollywood A-listers?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I heard mark hamill is in the building

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        thats funny, thats the exact way girls react to my presence

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          tie them down next time noob

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      they have

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's obviously just the Hershlag puppet.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        It looks photoshopped.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You just know Liam is pissing his pants behind Jake

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Its a collage shoop by that hack Leibovitz

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        why does this look so fake

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          idk did jar jar binks give it away for you moron

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because it's a composite like almost all of these kinds of shots. You really think you can wrangle over a dozen hysterical actors into the same room at the same time on the same day and look half way decent at the same exact second the rest of them are looking halfway decent? It's hard enough to get that many regular adults in the same place at the same time let alone a gaggle of melodramatic actors with contractually required publicity appearances plus their shooting schedule and inbetween production plastic surgery appointments to contend with.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ford wouldn't have been caught dead at a prequel event lmao

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        I like how it's all the main important characters, and Basil Oregano just hanging out with them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >jar jar directly in the middle

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who's the guy with the moustache and beard next to samual l jackson

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          See

          I like how it's all the main important characters, and Basil Oregano just hanging out with them

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Dooku and Doo Doo (Working Title) - a buddy cop adventure where Count Dooku (Lee) stumbles across a grand Jedi conspiracy after a fateful with a Gungan politician (Jar Jar)

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        did george add jar jar post?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      You’d think they would’ve met in phantom menace premiere or something, I’m sure the OT actors were invited

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Portman already displayed her disgust with the franchise years ago and avoided it at all costs even claiming that it ruined her career. It was only recently that she cried to get work and begged to be back in the MCU. She even said recently she would come back to Star Wars if she was asked which contradicted what she said before. She's trying to squirm her way back into Disney's good books so I wouldn't be surprised that this is the first time they met.

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait, did Mark never go to any of the prequel premieres and meet Portman then?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was in London for the ROTS premiere. Neither of them were there.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    sigh

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Portman played Patmy Armadillo, who is the mother of Mark Hamil's most beloved character, The Joker.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hamill’s a gay but Luke is based

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this looks nothing like luke

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hamill’s face is the least important aspect of Luke’s identity

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          you're right friend, do you like my drawing of luke?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            I said face, not hair. Make him blonde and we’re good.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hence why nobody noticed the reconstructive surgery between Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty sure everyone noticed it. I wonder if his career would've been bigger if he never got in that accident.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's kind of a shame honestly, he had the perfect "young boyish hero" look in A New Hope and come Empire he looks almost as old as Ford. That said it helps that Empire he's mostly fricked up through most of the movie.

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              >it helps that Empire he's mostly fricked up through most of the movie.
              And it wasn't even makeup!
              https://insidethemagic.net/2021/07/mark-hamill-car-accident-al1/

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                >https://insidethemagic.net/2021/07/mark-hamill-car-accident-al1/

                Interesting, he does spend a lot of that movie injured.

                >The next Hamill knew, he was in a hospital bed. The actor thought his career was over after a nurse showed his face in a little mirror.
                >MIRROR!!
                >he he he hee hee HA AHA AH AHA HA HA!!

            • 5 months ago
              Anonymous

              Part 2 luke gets his shit pushed in though., Why would he still have the same twinkl look.

              • 5 months ago
                Anonymous

                because he's the same person?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          why is he posing like a kpop prettyboy? Luke's too goofy to do that

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice Ezreal AI generated ai cancer

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Think he was like 'Hi, mom!' and she was just 'Uh, what?' ?

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Tfw she'll never give you a soft kiss on the lips and pull you in for a tight, warm hug
    Lads..You know, you all know.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes i too want to call natalie portman my mommy

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He stands with genocidal israelites

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's over, Drumpf.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sitting like a pajeet homosexual
      she should have aborted him

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's so funny how they always get riled up into a frenzy that goes absolutely nowhere. Remember when they were praising Mueller for 4 years? You'd be caught dead hearing them talk about Mueller these days.
      Then it was the Jan 6th commission that nobody watched outside of the biggest brainlets.

      Liberals are hilarious.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You’re very right but trump tards do the same thing. You guys think every week that ITS about to drop. IT being the thing that exposes the democrats and makes the based cops and based establishment lock them up and save us all.

        It’s all fake and the only way out is to READ SIEGE

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >this guy has the best joker voice and laugh in any medium.

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >just like Donald Trump?

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    a couple more years and they will look the same age

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gimme some breast milk, mommy.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mwaaaHAAaaa the thala-siren

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Muaaaaaahhhh, the blue titty milk. For years celebrated for it's excellence...

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mark is transgender. Respect her pronouns.

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he didn't attend the new trilogy's events? he just stayed at home?

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cuck and the cucked

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do think they did it?

      Maybe both swingers now?

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so disliked by one another you’ve never made any attempt at contact despite being in films that are the sole reason for your fame, linked in character and both ignored for the sequels

    I’d have gone to meet up and discuss how to salvage the shit together through some time travel frickery like Luke saves mom from death and she becomes a new leader of the rebels and sends young Luke after Vader

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      you think they all live together on the millenium falcon?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    why is mark doing the "what? no way!" face?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is he talking like he's Luke Skywalker
    he's an old dude in los Angeles

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he has the crazy eye

  24. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's VERY clear that when Carrie Fisher died he lost his shit and his time on Earth is just a matter of time - he got even more crazier after her death, like 'she's not here anymore so frick it'.

  25. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's fricking hoverhanding his own mom

  26. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    lmao she has the ick big time.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is clearly fingering her butt

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        *his butt

  27. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Padme? I'd like to pad her alright

  28. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is he dressing the same clothes as in the 2015 TFA premiere?

  29. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU JUST KNOW

  30. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    i don't know why but this thread made me think of this

  31. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mark Hamill is trash.

  32. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the frick happened to Nat

  33. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute!

  34. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    he sounds like a homosexual fanboy who is still caught up in past glory. meanwhile herschlag is cringing and waiting to leave the scene so she can find her next husband.

  35. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    natalie's old

  36. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    How was this photo taken then.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's Keira, not Natalie in that pic

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        autistic faceblind frick, they don't even look alike

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      this irks me, what part is real and what is fake? It looks like different pictures put together

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, idk. This at least one bts pic from the shoot.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Chad Harrison and the virgin Hayden

  37. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    She seems like a nice mom

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