Markiplier is now tv and film related because he is directing and starring in an adaptation of acclaimed slow burn dread based horror game Iron Lung.

Markiplier is now tv and film related because he is directing and starring in an adaptation of acclaimed slow burn dread based horror game Iron Lung.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where the frick are his arms?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      He lost them in the hospital

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the bite of 86

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >making a movie from a game which is like 30 minutes long
    unironically why?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      the lore. theyre also making a movie out of five nights at freddys, a game where the premise is you sit in a single room the whole time and look at cameras

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Making a movie from a 100 page novella.

      It's doomed to flop.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Making an entire series based on less than a 100 pages from a novel.

        Nobody will watch this.

        >An entire movie based on a 30 page short story?

        This will be eaten alive in reviews.

        >A movie based on a Disney theme park ride?

        This will be the financial bomb of the decade.

        >A high budget animated movie based on a fairy tale that's, at most, 5 pages long?

        Disney will go bankrupt after this.

        autism

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You got BTFO so hard, you should consider suicide

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day, third world moron.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Making an entire series based on less than a 100 pages from a novel.

        Nobody will watch this.

        >An entire movie based on a 30 page short story?

        This will be eaten alive in reviews.

        >A high budget animated movie based on a fairy tale that's, at most, 5 pages long?

        Disney will go bankrupt after this.

        >A movie based on a children's comic book?

        Rated PG-13? Do they WANT empty seats?

        >comparing best selling and well known books/authors to some flavor of the month game on steam
        are you guys unironically this moronic? by this logic when will we get the movie adaptations of Among Us, Valheim, vampire Survivors and Jetpack Joyride

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The Terminator was Cameron's second movie, moron.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >replied to morons bringing up adaptations
            >"Terminator, a film with an original screenplay, was only Cameron's second movie"
            holy shit you are really moronic, the whole point was why would anyone adapt a flavor of the month 30 minutes long game into a movie when almost all video game adaptations fail

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >almost all video game adaptations
              Almost all movies fail, you dumb-dumb.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >by this logic when will we get the movie adaptations of Among Us
          they did this already

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Making an entire series based on less than a 100 pages from a novel.

        Nobody will watch this.

        >An entire movie based on a 30 page short story?

        This will be eaten alive in reviews.

        >A movie based on a Disney theme park ride?

        This will be the financial bomb of the decade.

        >A high budget animated movie based on a fairy tale that's, at most, 5 pages long?

        Disney will go bankrupt after this.

        Mental illness

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Making an entire series based on less than a 100 pages from a novel.

      Nobody will watch this.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >An entire movie based on a 30 page short story?

      This will be eaten alive in reviews.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A movie based on a Disney theme park ride?

      This will be the financial bomb of the decade.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A high budget animated movie based on a fairy tale that's, at most, 5 pages long?

      Disney will go bankrupt after this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >A movie based on a Disney theme park ride?

        This will be the financial bomb of the decade.

        >An entire movie based on a 30 page short story?

        This will be eaten alive in reviews.

        >Making an entire series based on less than a 100 pages from a novel.

        Nobody will watch this.

        >Making a movie from a 100 page novella.

        It's doomed to flop.

        based

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A movie based on a children's comic book?

      Rated PG-13? Do they WANT empty seats?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why not? People were glued o that Titan sub news for days.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dad! They're making a movie based on those old funnies you bought during the war!

      It's a tax scheme, isn't it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Wow! That was the worst nightmare I've ever had. I need to make a movie out of it.

      The guy ended up working at a McDonald's, didn't he?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey dudes, let's go the woods and make up a legend about a witch!

      I swear, those students and their projects...

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Hey man, I know this guy who makes totally awesome fake blood and guts! Let's go to the woods, get drunk, and shoot some shit!

      Cute. Maybe some day he'll make a real movie.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He wants to make a post-apocalyptic movie... about cars... in Australia... with nothing but desert around.

      Can anybody even understand what that Gibson fellow is mumbling?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A movie based on a board game.

      Some Hollowood executive lost a bet, didn't he?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A remake of a movie from 1932.

      Whose nostalgia does it target? My dead ancestors'?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A movie based on a side character from a 19th century novel.

      What's next? A movie about Renfield?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Literally movie #12 about the Titanic.

      Cameron is really getting lazy nowadays.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A movie about a prop from a different movie.

      It's parody at this point, isn't it?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >An entire series based on a side character from a different series.

      It'll be cancelled after one season.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      there is a five nights at freddies movie and that "game" is more like just a concept like this

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just turned 29 but feel 50 because I don't know who any of these youtube people are

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Markiplier is basically the Michaels to Jacksepticeye's Jannetty and Pewdiepie's Hogan
      >inb4 who is Mr Beast then
      the guy having his youtube channel funded by his rich parents? Roman or Triple H

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Mark's brother is the creator of a long-running Furry comic

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't mind him in kinos. He could probably be kino himself. No more fnaf child shit

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >21 posts
    >9 posters
    is this youtuber moron actually shilling himself here?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      My money is that it's someone looking to repost it all in a collage to r*ddit for clicks, since this kind of "presented without comment clapback" that means little for discussion but is good for people just wanting to scroll by and feel smug without substance would do iron man numbers there.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon, I'm the one posting those posters, for shits and giggles, and I must say - get off of Cinemaphile for a while, it's rotted your brain. Do you think about Reddit all the time, or just most of it?

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          The beast recoils at the sound of its name. Go back.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            My good friend, you know how to recognize when you should take a break from Cinemaphile? Where your automatic answer contains one of the following.
            - Reddit
            - israelites
            - Trannies

            So relax, go outside with your girlfriend, and have some fun.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              My not friend, you know how to recognize when you should take a break from Cinemaphile? Where your description contains one of the following.
              >- Reddit
              >- israelites
              >- Trannies

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                See? Yet again, my dear friend, you can't help yourself, only know you post all three! I beg of you, go outside with your beloved girlfriend, and spend some time together.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bet every second post of yours contains the word /misc/.

                Pretty hilarious how you freaks constantly try to high-road people on the same forum you spend most of your time on, shit like that makes you look way more pathetic than your own strawmen.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You type like a woman, you are a fricking redditor go have a nice day

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            See? Can't help yourself from mentioning Reddit in every reply. I implore you, dear friend, take a break and take care of your mental wellbeing.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i made the thread because i thought its funny that a youtuber self-funded his way into making himself Cinemaphile related through adapting a zoomer-core horror game. i have nothing to do with the autist spamming movie posters

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends on how well they pull the cgi effects off of the anomalies in the sea. in the game there really was not much in the way of actual threats in what was supposed to be a blood ocean. Just standard deep sea critters like a overgrown anglerfish

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Odds on him asking me to like and subscribe at the end of the movie?

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Markiplier can suck my ass after he cried about Black person covid spread riots like an absolute b***h.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >A high budget animated film based on a toyline.

    With death, violence, and swearing? Are they TRYING to lose all potential audiences.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh good, another a mildly amusing thread derailed by two homosexuals flirting. Fricking c**ts

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unless he's a sexy femboy, I'm still sticking to posting movie posters with amusing commentaries attached.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Then proceed to do so, gayatron.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I was curious when I saw the announcement so I watched his video on the game which is I'm assuming going to be a 1:1 of the movie and can confirm that it will be shit.
    premise is, prisoner gets welded into a submarine and forced into a suicide expedition on the some planet with oceans of blood, he goes around tracking coordinates and taking spooky images of teeth and bones, the sub shakes around a little bit and then he gets jumpscared and eaten by a monster.

    It will take about $40 and one day of filming to make this amazing debut film. The only funny thing now is lining up with the titanic sub but they'll wait until people have forgotten because these youtubers are boring

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >premise is a guy is forced into a submarine, takes spooky photos of a big anglerfish which then eats him
      yeah, game is like 1 hour long at best, the guy who made it worked on it for like six months (and I bet not 8 hours a day, just 2-3 at max)
      the thing is the game in its simplicity works and its like 3 bucks, so him making another fortune after Dusk is crazy, good for him, but making it into a film just sounds so bizarre, like the idea of making a movie based on emojis, which was a disappointment

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        i genuinely think the game is moronic but i am jealous of the guy making a fortune off of something so simple. its a shame a really great horror game like Darkwood gets a fraction of the attention and money

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          homie, Darkwood made $4million on Steam alone
          also when it comes to David Szymanski, he is good at advertising and selling his games
          also Dusk was produced by Dave Oshry who is a New Blood exec iirc, he saw potential in Dave's retro shooter and it paid off

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >homie, Darkwood made $4million on Steam alone
            well thats good to hear, they deserve it for making a game that is good on its own merits as a game, rather than a bare minimum game that gets popular just because it catches on as a meme/fad/streamer bait

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was already in Mortal Kombat as Kung Lao

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Markiplier is now tv and film related because he is directing and starring in an adaptation of acclaimed slow burn dread based horror game Iron Lung.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      i look like that and i make posts like that.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    [...]

    The point is the source material's not unworthy of an adaptation. Some had more to work with, but only made one movie. Others had less and they wound up creating a franchise.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      in the case of stuff like shawshank redemption, a 100 page novella is more than enough material to make a film out of. the average script for a movie is 100 pages, and its written far less densely than the way a novel is. in most adaptations of full novels theyre cutting out tons of stuff.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The point is
      You're a Black person and a homosexual and should have a nice day?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    son I didn't understand a damn word you just said

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if it's terrible it'll probably still make bank. I can't imagine it's gonna cost that much to make.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate when rich people try to do shit they have no idea about

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    he is going ot crossover. jjust like joji did.
    holy frick. lots of respect.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's like a younger slightly more generic Keanu Reeves.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pokimane is now tv and film related due to her role in the 2021 film Free Guy.

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