While I do not condone the behavior to act appalled that it might happen is something only a guy who has never been in a long term relationship with a super attractive woman would struggle to understand.
Yeah this is the thought pattern of a child or uggo. Had this myself going into HS. Used to stay awake at night dreaming the neighbor girl would just like me and id never ask for anything else.. cept i hit puberty and then neighbor girl plus others liked me.
Marty had the issue of being attractive to chicks so he didnt have to put up with his wife if he didnt want to.
Once he became a divorced, bald guy im guessing that shit stopped and he “regretted it” but hed hound if he could again just like youd hound if you could, but you cant so you pine.
For every chick you think that is a 10/10 there is at least one homie that's tired of her bullshit. We often think we want something until we get it. I used to think I wanted a super clingy gf until I started dating some BPD chick from /soc/ and it was literal hell. Wouldn't leave me alone, would ask me the most ridiculous shit ever, constantly excused me of cheating, would randomly show up outside of my house even when I told her I was upset or didn't want to talk to her. She also thought any and all of my problems could be solved with sex. So she would do something I hated or upset me, then just try and suck me off or frick me to "fix it". And me being the horny moron I am it worked for the like the first 6 months but by year 2 I was ready to OJ that stupid b***h.
>the only possible way to have gay sex with a woman's body >"no, YOURE gay!"
Unless she didn't eat for 4 days and did cleaning all 4 of those days, you're having sex with poop.
I've had anal sex with my ex and the only benefit was not getting blood on my dick during her period, which for some reason stung my dick. It took much longer to "comfortably" get it in, felt like a tight ring then nothing which is much worse than a pussy and she tore her intestine from my dick one time and had stomach pain for weeks.
I don't like blood on my penis either because it stings my dick don't know why. Also my first time I got blood all over myself and car because she started her period right then.
>the only possible way to have gay sex with a woman's body >"no, YOURE gay!"
Unless she didn't eat for 4 days and did cleaning all 4 of those days, you're having sex with poop.
>doesn't terrorize girlfriend with his gravy dick
ngmi
I noticed way too late man. I also didn't stand a chance because it was a oneitis I crushed on hard who pretty much friendzoned me. We would talke here and there but I pretty much just cut her off. I didn't really want to be friends with her if I couldn't be with her and she would just try really hard to just be friends. I think my problem is that I had this idea of who/what she was like VS what she really was.
I won't lie she was fun as frick. But I mean most chicks who are mentally ill bat shit crazy are fun as frick. Randomly fricked her behind a library which probably has us on camera now that I think about it. Sucked me off in the family bathroom in Target while some woman banged on the door because she needed to change her kid's diaper. Tons of car blowies. Broke into her college and fricked on her professor's desk. Went to a ton of concerts, did shrooms and acid, etc. Amazing times but for every good memory I have at least 10 bad ones. But you learn a lot about yourself when you're in shitty relationships like that.
The reason you find this moronic is because women don't want you.
While I do not condone the behavior to act appalled that it might happen is something only a guy who has never been in a long term relationship with a super attractive woman would struggle to understand.
Did you see the breasts on both and the ass on one? No man could turn down pussy like that throwing itself at you.
would you like one gorgeous woman gobbling your wiener or two? or three even? how about one offers anal? and one with 10/10 of breasts?
>how about one offers anal?
I'd kill for this
You’re only as faithful as your options allow.
Spoken like true scum.
Confusing cowardice for virtue is no life
Yeah this is the thought pattern of a child or uggo. Had this myself going into HS. Used to stay awake at night dreaming the neighbor girl would just like me and id never ask for anything else.. cept i hit puberty and then neighbor girl plus others liked me.
Marty had the issue of being attractive to chicks so he didnt have to put up with his wife if he didnt want to.
Once he became a divorced, bald guy im guessing that shit stopped and he “regretted it” but hed hound if he could again just like youd hound if you could, but you cant so you pine.
In essence im very gay, but youre worse
yeah with lili simmons and daddario
not bad
Lili is severely underrated. She oozes sex.
Maggie was naggy.
For every chick you think that is a 10/10 there is at least one homie that's tired of her bullshit. We often think we want something until we get it. I used to think I wanted a super clingy gf until I started dating some BPD chick from /soc/ and it was literal hell. Wouldn't leave me alone, would ask me the most ridiculous shit ever, constantly excused me of cheating, would randomly show up outside of my house even when I told her I was upset or didn't want to talk to her. She also thought any and all of my problems could be solved with sex. So she would do something I hated or upset me, then just try and suck me off or frick me to "fix it". And me being the horny moron I am it worked for the like the first 6 months but by year 2 I was ready to OJ that stupid b***h.
michelle monaghan is just kind of evil looking
No, it's simply another program where adultery and other degenerate behavior is glorified.
>I think I want you to frick me in the ass
Was OP a fricking moron or what?
If you can resist this, you're gay.
That is all.
>the only possible way to have gay sex with a woman's body
>"no, YOURE gay!"
Unless she didn't eat for 4 days and did cleaning all 4 of those days, you're having sex with poop.
Anal sex is overated
try giving instead of receiving
I've had anal sex with my ex and the only benefit was not getting blood on my dick during her period, which for some reason stung my dick. It took much longer to "comfortably" get it in, felt like a tight ring then nothing which is much worse than a pussy and she tore her intestine from my dick one time and had stomach pain for weeks.
Yea it's not worth the trouble at all. Pussy feels much better
>If you can resist having sex in an asshsole getting shit particles all over your dick at best then you are gay
you are really going to freak out when you see what comes out of a womans vegana during her period
I don't like blood on my penis either because it stings my dick don't know why. Also my first time I got blood all over myself and car because she started her period right then.
>doesn't terrorize girlfriend with his gravy dick
ngmi
I noticed way too late man. I also didn't stand a chance because it was a oneitis I crushed on hard who pretty much friendzoned me. We would talke here and there but I pretty much just cut her off. I didn't really want to be friends with her if I couldn't be with her and she would just try really hard to just be friends. I think my problem is that I had this idea of who/what she was like VS what she really was.
I won't lie she was fun as frick. But I mean most chicks who are mentally ill bat shit crazy are fun as frick. Randomly fricked her behind a library which probably has us on camera now that I think about it. Sucked me off in the family bathroom in Target while some woman banged on the door because she needed to change her kid's diaper. Tons of car blowies. Broke into her college and fricked on her professor's desk. Went to a ton of concerts, did shrooms and acid, etc. Amazing times but for every good memory I have at least 10 bad ones. But you learn a lot about yourself when you're in shitty relationships like that.
even her mom thought she was a ballbuster