The show was pretty good for a couple season, but the problem was they were completely incapable of resolving a single plot thread in an interesting or satisfying way
true, eventually it just ended up with the feds and the cartel being two big thugs with little complexity to it, and it all just ended very unsatisfyingly
Yeah, girls like St. Louis are in no way like this. You'd have to go down to Greene County (Springfield, Ash Grove) to find a Missouri girl anything like Ruth and they barely exist down there, either.
His daughter looks like a passable troony and is still somehow hotter than Ruth's pale ass, ramen noodle hair and look at those stick shapeless legs. Jesus...
I am a Ruth main, but I will agree that she has cankles like Elle Fanning
His daughter looks like a passable troony and is still somehow hotter than Ruth's pale ass, ramen noodle hair and look at those stick shapeless legs. Jesus...
>"uhhhh, ok yeah, uuhhhh, ok, I'll look over the numbers, see what I can do. Ok?" >Marty creates accelerated human growth vat in 2 hours >the FBI pays him to do it too
There's only one sex scene in the entire show if i remember correctly and it's on the first episode of the first season and it's very tame. If you consider tame Laura Linney giving head and getting her pussy eaten out.
>Marty I need you to send your daughter over here so she can be crowned Miss Mexico. You have 5 hours. >I don't think Ruth would want to do that. >No Marty, your daughter, Charlotte. >Who? >5 hours. *click*
Yet another israeli princess/prince being shoved down our throats as the "next big thing". They're only 2% of the population, yet your typical movie or series credits reads like a Tel Aviv phone book. Really makes you think...
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subhumans with this egregiously bad of taste can’t be saved and should just be executed
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Yes, pale skin is gross.
His daughter looks like a passable troony and is still somehow hotter than Ruth's pale ass, ramen noodle hair and look at those stick shapeless legs. Jesus...
>he never smashed prime ruth
what a gay
and his wife was a grade-A prick
MARTY I'M PREGNANT
>MAWRTY I TURNED MYSELF INTO A PICKLE!! I'M PICKLE RUTH!!!
Lol lmao
LOL dude..
Amazing pilot episode, too bad the rest of the show was shit
many such cases, see Yellowjackets
Yellow Jackets is great, homosexual, especially when Misty fricking kidnaps that chick.
Yeah they devolved Marty as a character. His wife became a girlboss. Imagine if Netflix had made sopranos (the horror).
what do you expect from a netshit show
The show was pretty good for a couple season, but the problem was they were completely incapable of resolving a single plot thread in an interesting or satisfying way
true, eventually it just ended up with the feds and the cartel being two big thugs with little complexity to it, and it all just ended very unsatisfyingly
Honestly Marty should have done this long ago. With the right teacher Ruth would be far better at the job than his clearly unstable wife.
Having a gf literally like 5 years older than your daughter might cause some friction though.
The daughter seemed like she was gonna be really hot but she grew up to look weird. Shame.
i always found her fricking weird, she looked uncanny
Jonah got hot by S4 though
If he worked out and got a beard he could be a total chad
Both children didn't look like the parents at all, what was up with that?
Charlotte was adopted from a Native American reservation
wasn't she 22 in OP's picture? that's fully grown
This thread is making me horney bros.
its mawrty
it's MARDI
pale
I always confuse these threads for The Americans threads, at least Philip got to frick her
cute bum
are missouri girls really like that
yes
t. from st.louis
Yeah, girls like St. Louis are in no way like this. You'd have to go down to Greene County (Springfield, Ash Grove) to find a Missouri girl anything like Ruth and they barely exist down there, either.
yes but they're all really fat
Crazy? given. Pretty? occasionally. israeli? hardly.
Uhhh...huh. Yeah, ok.
She mogged his daughter terribly
poor thing
Charlotte looks like a fricking troony lmao
what the frick are you on about
that's one of the rare pics where she actually looks like a girl
Ruth has the worst legs I’ve ever seen. Shame really.
Ever, in your entire life, really?
Pale...
Made to eat
I'd love to take this white b***h to the beach for a few hours and then at the end of our date I would slap her crisp burnt skin with all my force.
You don't know shit bout frick
I am a Ruth main, but I will agree that she has cankles like Elle Fanning
His daughter looks like a passable troony and is still somehow hotter than Ruth's pale ass, ramen noodle hair and look at those stick shapeless legs. Jesus...
Wow you're an absolute homosexual
Samegay
Yes, pale skin is gross.
Pale skin is LITERALLY the best. You will NEVER be human.
Leave your house and step into the sun once in awhile you recluse cave dwellers.
You're trying too hard, normalgay.
>laying on the beach on a summer's day is trying to hard
No wonder you are such a pale loser
subhumans with this egregiously bad of taste can’t be saved and should just be executed
>pale skin is gross
What is with you nerds and you pale skin obsession? Does it remind you of your own recluse style skin? or maybe your anime waifus?
dangerously homosexual
Oh no, not a pale ass. That would be terrible. Pale skin is a bad thing.
Frick off Petty
>ramen noodle hair
Enjoy your Neanderthal ironing board
whos she callin
His hair was bleached and gelled, hers would not have that texture
Mardy, my wife is 6 weeks pregnant. I want her to give birth to a 10 year old boy that takes over my empire. You got 10 hours.
>I'm not sure that's how biology works, Navarro
You got 10 hours.
>"uhhhh, ok yeah, uuhhhh, ok, I'll look over the numbers, see what I can do. Ok?"
>Marty creates accelerated human growth vat in 2 hours
>the FBI pays him to do it too
>Jonah complains he's violating the natural order then goes to steal company shares from elderly people out of touch with the stock market
>Calls the FBI on his parents.
>The FBI tell him to stop calling and block his number
Would smash her so bad
she's marilyn monroe's regen
MARTY!!! BUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRPP
DROP HER SHE HAS A PUFFY vegana!
Aww geez Ruth, I don't know...
Does she give a blowjob in the show or talk about giving head? Or was that just Laura Linney? I know there was one scene like that early on.
There's a scene where she had to go Undercover in a strip club to get Marty info and it becomes clear that the "audition" includes giving head.
World's gone to shit, but at least we have a ressurgence of israelite cutiepies to look forward to; it's the 90s all over again.
I always thought this b***h was ugly as frick until I saw her with straight hair and I fell in love.
Eh, should’ve remained steadfast with your first instinct. Man face to me. Great actor tho
>Man face to me
Seems like this place has dulled your senses anon.
can I watch this show with my mom or is there a lot of sex scenes?
>watching shows with ur mommy
lol get a load of this guy
Yes
There's only one sex scene in the entire show if i remember correctly and it's on the first episode of the first season and it's very tame. If you consider tame Laura Linney giving head and getting her pussy eaten out.
I hope your mom dies homosexual
>Marty I need you to send your daughter over here so she can be crowned Miss Mexico. You have 5 hours.
>I don't think Ruth would want to do that.
>No Marty, your daughter, Charlotte.
>Who?
>5 hours. *click*
>Wendy...who the frick is Charlotte?
Wendy, i just watched "Back to the Future". I need you and Marty to build me a flux capacitor. No funny stuff.
Marry didn’t even frick pic related when he had the chance
who is that?
Rachel from Ozark. Chick who owned the bar
Yet another israeli princess/prince being shoved down our throats as the "next big thing". They're only 2% of the population, yet your typical movie or series credits reads like a Tel Aviv phone book. Really makes you think...
>actress acts in show
>acts well
>is commended for it
Wow, such shill.
Was Mason really genuine in his faith or did he use it as a cope?
pits
pale
Brutal mogging
About the most average american woman prototype imaginable.
Blonde hair, blue eyes and pale skin?
I wish that were true
I assume you mean the bald one
Ok bro, enjoy Charlotte. I'll keep Ruth.
She's one of those chicks who seems hot but also looks just like her brother so you kinda envision them as a dude but there is no brother.
KEK I do this for so many women I can't help it but realize that they'd have the same face if they were assigned male in the womb.
I want to FRICK Ruth
Interesting....
>main guy in season 1
>get most screen time
>season 2 and 3 get less screen time
is that the same for the newest season too?
Did Jonah get to tap this?
Why would he want to?
King Navarro's Unreasonable Demands
Ruth a cute
You got it
Are Missouri rednecks really this cute?
too many Yankees and yankee posers. other than that most get old too young.
probably not
Martin. Save my shrimp business.
You have two loads
Why didn't he bang her?
Martin. Wendolyn.
Beware the snowman.