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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mr gaye I don't feel so good..

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They had one job and failed miserably

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >fridge body man jaw prostitute
      No thanks. Brie has a better body.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Brie has a better body.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >those knees

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but I’ve never seen her come anywhere close to this level again

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Brie has a better body.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tom Holland has more ass than Brie.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >fridge body man jaw prostitute
        literally describing brie

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        This is going to be their biggest flop.

        >fridge body man jaw prostitute
        >No thanks. Brie has a better body.
        You literally just described Brie's body.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Waifugays are fricking delusional

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i honstly kinda feel bad for Brie, i dont think Captain Marvel got a chance to even be good. Carol Danvers as an alcholic superhuman is a great story to explore and bring her from unlikeable b***h to likeable bad b***h. throw in some happy upincomer from marvel like spiderman or whatever who has the hero glint in their eye and you have a perfect buddy cop movie where the younger more excited teammate gets exhausted and the angry Captain Marvel finds a way to show them that she can be a hero and there is still good in the world. instead they tried to force her into being their mainstay for WOMEN ARE POWERFUL messaging and thats really not good, specifically when the director and the editing team arent on the same page.

        Brie is a great actress wasted on a shit script. The concept of Captain Marvel would work fine for a script, but MCU is obsessed with girlboss shit.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Brie is a great actress
          lol, lmao even

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            People loved her in other movies like Scott Pilgrim. Her being a woke liberal doesn't mean she doesn't have talent.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Not to mention her various awards from the Academy,golden globe, and British Academy and Actors Guild.
              I think she works better in dramas and comedies than capeshit.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Awards don't mean anything these days.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >The concept of Captain Marvel would work fine for a script
          lmao, Captain Marvel is shit.
          If Captain Marvel was a good "concept", you would be able to give us 5 great comics about her.
          This shit is impossible, she is a shit character and her sex appeal was the most important part of her character.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick Brie Larson

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not sure why you got so many (You)s, you're not wrong.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        On what planet is Larson hotter than Robbie?
        Seek help

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          NTA but Earth

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Brie has a better body.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      margot robbie wishes she had the body of jamie presley

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        holy yumola

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        was that actually her? Im inclined to believe so but still..

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Of course it was Jaime was a literal Playboy model before getting into Hollywood.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            gymnast

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Deeeeeeeeeelicious.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Prime Jamie was literal perfection.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        MUH
        FRICKING
        DICK

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      HNNNNNNG

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All of this is Kevin Feige's fault, for those who don't know what happened, Disney bought Marvel comics in 2009, before the purchase, executives said they would never change just the comics, but years later Feige changed Marvel comics to its woke version, changing Carol Danvers suit to something practical and ugly, just to fit to the live action he changed Carol Danvers, who was now drawn like a man, without breasts, without any ass and with short hair, and her personality, which was praised by fans, became something toxic, imagine Lynda Carter in her prime, that's how women were before Kevin Feige woke management, and now they look like
      Elliot Page, Carol Danvers book was cancelled 13 times after Feige's woke changes and the woke Ms Marvel was born, which is a sales catastrophe in comics, games and a disaster on ABC and Disney plus Captain Marvel and Ms Marvel muslin are Kevin Feige babies yes he doesn't understand what he's doing, comics and the superhero genre is a masculine brand, women like it but it's a masculine brand he made the biggest mistake of a manager

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nice
      Let's see her c**t

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you change it to Jaime Pressly that body might be somewhat accurate

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jeez Barbie looks like that?

      >Hey why don't you make super hero movies with female protagonist???
      >Doesn't watch movies with female protagonists

      Feminism is just one big meme.

      Feminists be b***hing about the women on WNBA not being paid as much as the men in NBA yet they don't even show up to their games kek. Heck the NBA subsidizes the WNBA

      Mamma mia

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hey why don't you make super hero movies with female protagonist???
    >Doesn't watch movies with female protagonists

    Feminism is just one big meme.

    • 8 months ago
      anonymous

      people should stop listening to loud minorities

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Women won't go to a movie alone like a guy would. They only go as a large group or if someone else is paying for their ticket

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I go alone all the time

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          that's why ywnbaw

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        nah it is simply a sexuality thing. not a single straight female on earth is willingly going to watch a movie about 3 fugly b***hes who don't need no man.
        movies with handsome lead actors will always be the best choice for studios because they appeal to men's power fantasies and women's sexual fantasies. when you put 3 uggos as the leads of your movie you're basically destroying any chance of both sexes seeing it. only alphabet people will turn up for this shit

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel haven't really done any movies with female pritagonists.

      > Captain Marvel was tied to Infinity War/Endgame.
      > Black Widow had a dead and thus irrelevant protagonist.
      > Captain Marvel doesn't even get a titled solo sequel that all her male counterparts got.

      Marvel doesn't have any female characters that can carry one solo movie, let alone a trilogy.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >72%
    wtf I swear it was 60% a few days ago. It keeps getting worse. And Ant-Man didn't even open up that huge to begin with. If the word of mouth is as bad as AM3 it's disastrous. Hunger Games will kill it the week after.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Rachel Zegler movie
      They’ll both bomb and get dabbed on by FNaF

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fast n Furious?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fap nights at Frennie’s

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Ugly costumes
    >Literally who is the black chick
    >Not watching capeshit on D+ to find out

    Like seriously, has the black chick been in anything else besides Wandavision?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Add to it that creature on the left. These casts are literally the 'these will sell our movie' in the flesh.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >has the black chick been in anything else besides Wandavision
      Captain Marvel

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yay I can't wait for Diversity Hire 1 & 2 and Captain Feminism to preach for 90 minutes.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Monica Rambeau predates the woke comic era though

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, she was created in 1982. I don't mind her. I do mind Iron Heart, which was clearly created to be Tony's replacement once RDJ had enough.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          BMB was trying to create another Miles Morales reskinnned in the Iron Man suit.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bendis’s cuck fetish will end up transcending time and space itself. He thinks this is a good thing.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        So does the fricking HULK and look at what they did to him, you window licking moron.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    hopefully it kills the now mshitu permanently so Disney sells off the brand to people who actually like the property ala Power Rangers.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i honstly kinda feel bad for Brie, i dont think Captain Marvel got a chance to even be good. Carol Danvers as an alcholic superhuman is a great story to explore and bring her from unlikeable b***h to likeable bad b***h. throw in some happy upincomer from marvel like spiderman or whatever who has the hero glint in their eye and you have a perfect buddy cop movie where the younger more excited teammate gets exhausted and the angry Captain Marvel finds a way to show them that she can be a hero and there is still good in the world. instead they tried to force her into being their mainstay for WOMEN ARE POWERFUL messaging and thats really not good, specifically when the director and the editing team arent on the same page.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Father-in-law what are you doing?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Carol Danvers as an alcholic superhuma
      that's just a ripoff of Ironman. but worse cause it's brie

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it is but the MCU turned demon in a bottle into 5 minutes of Iron Man 2 so who gives a shit, reintroduce the concept for someone else, obviously wouldnt be as good

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          id rather just let marvlel die. it's just unoriginal, progressive drivel at this point. give us an original/new franchise, not marvel flick #72

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think you're confusing Tony Stark with RDJ. Tony was just a playboy who partied a lot, not an alcoholic.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they allude to him having a drinking problem in the IM3 flashback, and his IM2 party where he's hammered has his friends treating him like it's a relapse

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          You have never read any Iron man have you?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            No and neither has the man in charge of the MCU which is why it's considered it's own thing by most.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              that doesnt invalidate his point anon.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Tony was just a playboy who partied a lot, not an alcoholic.
          If only there was SOME WAY of familiarizing yourself with the actual source material. If only there were SOME WAY you could google where Favreau stated they were going to use that particular storyline before Disney bought them out. You stupid frick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >bring her from unlikeable b***h to likeable bad b***h.
      This character archetype only works if the character's flaws are taken seriously or if they're ridiculed for them in some way. Marvel isn't willing or able to do that with a female character.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like you want more jessica jones

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Carol Danvers was an alcoholic frickup a decade before Jessica Jones was even created

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jessica Jones was supposed to be Jessica Drew but Marvel didnt like what Testicle head had in mind (getting sodomized by power man)

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >google jessica drew
            >this is what comes up now

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              I was wondering who that niglet was, never thought it would be a race swapped bogged Jessica Drew.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I miss Michael Turner.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              and this is from the new spiderman game
              On one side is the most woke company in the world, Disney, and on the other the second, Sony, you already knew what was going to happen when they got together.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WOMEN ARE POWERFUL
      It is been used in every production by hollywood. Very boring and predictable

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >i honstly kinda feel bad for Brie
      What I feel is disappointment, after the failure and criticism of Gal Gadot playing Wonder Woman, I thought she would take the role and demand to wear the mask and leotard, look for Chris Hemsworth's trainers and get in shape, demand that she be faithful to the comics, but she lined up the most woke people in Hollywood that took it to the abyss She should know that she serves the audience and not woke producers and in America the absolute majority who consume superheroes are white men, stupid move Brie

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >WOMEN ARE POWERFUL
      I don't know who this message is even supposed to appeal to. Actual women don't want to act like men. Men don't want butch, unpleasant women.
      It's like a handful of angry feminists who don't even really believe the bullshit they're crying about.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is that iron heart on the right?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is up with those breasts?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Big Jim Shooter came back to rescue the company (again) and decided that every female character needs big breasts.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          A hero

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        #blessed

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I ignored the pic until I read your post. Lmfao! It's crazy how small details like that make female characters infinitely more likeable.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are those real?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        and they're spectacular

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's Monica Rambeau. Who at the very least has been an established character for 4 decades, unlike Riri, who was created just because they wanted more diverse crap to use later in the MCU.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus Christ why do big sagging black breasts make me insane.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like a jailbait photoshop

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Uh YA NO DOY EINSTEIN

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        because you're a straight male.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She is already adult compared to the other kids...

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She was 35 in that particular storyline and still hadn't made it through high school.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Busted out laughing when I finally noticed them. Thanks man.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >But... I did have breakfast this morning...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks dumb as frick here, but she's actually kind of cute for a dark skinned sheboon. Her body is really nice. especially her ass. Would look great bouncing on my BWC.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She looks dumb as frick here, but she's actually kind of cute for a dark skinned sheboon. Her body is really nice. especially her ass. Would look great bouncing on my BWC.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        cute smile and great body but that "hair" is a disaster. she looked so much cuter with straight hair in wandavision.
        when will black americans learn that afros look like shit

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm of the reverse opinion. She looks much better with that afro. I think good looking black women with normal looking white noses can pull off the afro rather well.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You have to have watched the shitty streaming shows to know who 2 of the main characters are. Did they not see this as a problem, were they just huffing their own farts and assuming they still had sufficient cultural hegemony that everyone would know about them anyway?

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This whole time I thought it was a Disney+ exclusive, I didn't realize they were bringing it to theaters

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What the frick is this image???

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Chris Hemsworth is like top 3% of men. Chris Evans used to be handsome jock characters. Those women are just plain. Now, we had men like the Ant-Man actor and RDJ as Iron Man, but they were both supposed to be guys relying on their technology rather than their bodies. These are more classical characters with strong bodies.

    When you have too many plain people playing superheroes it just starts looking fake. It's just "us", people from the next door in superhero suits aided by CGI. Teyonah Parris is probably the prettiest ouf ot them and they managed to make even her look plain.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just fundamentally don't understand why the women that did like the MCU liked it, and why the ones that didn't didn't. And so now in trying to court the ones that didn't they ended up appealing to neither groups, and the men lost interest along the way too.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Women liked it for the protective chads and gratuitous shirtless scenes from the chad actors in every movie. They have no interest watching women who act like lesbians fumble about for 90 minutes.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          This, plus even if they are the self-inserting types, no one wants to fantasize about being a frumpy b***h in an unflattering bodysuit.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Expecting people to turn up to Mary Sue and the femoids
    Marvel's CGI is 10x worse than it was in 2008 and their costume department hasn't evolved outside of tacticool. Why would anyone want to watch this?

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What a surprise, a film no one asked for, with characters no one cares about and actors everyone hates. Its bound to be a "banger"

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Quantumania made $476 Million

    So The Marvels is projected to make $85 Million, that isn't good since it cost about $270 Million to make

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >alluded to at end of infinity war
    >last film before endgame
    >alleged to be super important for endgame
    >makes a gorillion off the back of all of this
    >supposed to be leading the MCU

    >basically unheard of for the next four years
    >film delayed again and again
    >lumped in with two literally whos from Disney+ shows, one of which is the least watched of all

    What went wrong?
    Did Brie Larson's string of absolutely awful PR mishaps sink it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The best part is
      >Is a complete frigid b***h to everyone in the opening scene of Endgame
      >Shows up in the last 15 minutes to give Spiderman a boner
      Laughable.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They made multiple mistakes with Ms Marvel.
        1. They made her absolutely unlikeable.
        2. They didn't give her the typical hero's journey, she just kicked ass all the time.
        3. They made her too powerful. What's the point in Antman when she can literally destroy ships while flying through them.

        Who wants any of that?

        Thanos punching her into the horizon was the best it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          even before she got turned into carl manvers the character just couldnt get any traction. Stan Lee says this himself in an interview

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's interesting and not that surprising, I'm not sure I'd know her besides the cheesecake posts otherwise.

            I'd guess based off that the only reason she's in the MCU is because she's absolutely OP and they were starting to push the female side of the MCU.
            She's so odd as a character though compared to the Avengers. Thor is pretty out-there but he's not Sentry level like her.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >I'd guess based off that the only reason she's in the MCU is because she's absolutely OP and they were starting to push the female side of the MCU.
              Basically, Brian Michael Bendis liked her, so he stuck her into the New Avengers during his run.

              The thing is, in the comics, at least "back in the day," I never got a sense that Carol was Sentry-level. She was just a generic flying brick. To the extent Carol had a schtick, it's that she was a frick-up who wanted to be an A-lister but was personally lacking somehow.

              But yeah, as another anon said, Carol's claim to fame for a long time was that Rogue stole her powers and put her in a coma. Carol has never really topped that drama-wise.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Didn't some alien guy impregnate her with himself once?

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah.

                >I'd guess based off that the only reason she's in the MCU is because she's absolutely OP and they were starting to push the female side of the MCU.
                Basically, Brian Michael Bendis liked her, so he stuck her into the New Avengers during his run.

                The thing is, in the comics, at least "back in the day," I never got a sense that Carol was Sentry-level. She was just a generic flying brick. To the extent Carol had a schtick, it's that she was a frick-up who wanted to be an A-lister but was personally lacking somehow.

                But yeah, as another anon said, Carol's claim to fame for a long time was that Rogue stole her powers and put her in a coma. Carol has never really topped that drama-wise.

                >it's that she was a frick-up who wanted to be an A-lister but was personally lacking somehow.
                If she had been written like Jessica Jones, powerful but with personal problems, then she might have been a hit.
                But kicking everyone's ass and her only problem being "girls can't play baseball" and being a wienery fricker in every interview tanked that.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Jessica Jones
                MCU/Disney really dropped the ball not developing JJ as a character.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Bendis doesn't like Carol. He kicked her off the team when he purged the classic line-up and was basically forced at gunpoint to put her back on the roster (as she was the only classic Avenger Bendis didn't scorch Earth or straight up kill off in Disassembled) to try and damage control shit by his editor when the backlash against Bendis's rape of the franchise didn't go away no matter how hard Bendis and his astro-turf goons tried to silence them.

                To Bendis, Carol's nothing more than a punchline about how she married her own son, who was a rape baby reincarnation of said son.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                >But yeah, as another anon said, Carol's claim to fame for a long time was that Rogue stole her powers and put her in a coma. Carol has never really topped that drama-wise.

                The only reason I ever heard of her was because of the X-Men cartoon with this storyline and I still didn't know what the character looked like for years or what her powers were. I literally know way more about Sentry and The Thunderbolts than I do about Carol Danvers.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            For many years she was literally known as that character that Rogue put in comma many years ago. That was all she accomplished.
            Then they brought her back for whatever reason.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Link to the interview?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This isn't true, Ms. Marvel got 50 issues in the early 2000s without any sort of diversity push. That's a respectable run for a female MC in Marvel, especially when it's not being kept on life support for political reasons

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >2. They didn't give her the typical hero's journey, she just kicked ass all the time.
          exactly like Rey, in the blink of a finger she is the most powerful in the galaxy
          >3. They made her too powerful.
          She faced Thanos even though he had the Infinity Gauntlet and now in this new film she can't beat a one-star villain, this is Kevin Feige's MCU

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >3. They made her too powerful. What's the point in Antman when she can literally destroy ships while flying
          this is a legit criticism of western comics as a whole though.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        to be fair, both of those things are very comic-accurate. Several a-listers among the avengers had a beef with Carol in one way or another. And it's a well established fact Parker crushed on her, although he's been turned down after their first and only date

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        up in the last 15 minutes to give Spiderman a boner
        >Hey Peter Parker. You got something for me?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You got it all wrong. It was delayed because the early work was bad. She got lumped with two literally whos because they're similar characters to her. They aren't trying to tank her, the character is doing it all herself.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >She got lumped with two literally whos because they're similar characters to her.
        They're really not at all similar.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yes they are. Brown woman superhero. Black woman superhero. White woman superhero and she's the strongest superhero out of all too, smashing any ceiling.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What went wrong?
      Disney thought that anything branded with the MCU would be a surefire hit, so they got wienery. Went all-in on cross-media promotions to goose those Disney+ subscriber numbers.

      Disney ended up making the mistake WB did with its DC properties. They thought "it's superheroes" or "it's Character X" would be enough to sell tickets. Early MCU recognized nobody gave a shit about Iron Man or Cap, so you had to make audiences care.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Early MCU recognized nobody gave a shit about Iron Man or Cap, so you had to make audiences care.
        Yeah, early on they worked pretty hard to introduce their line-up to audiences. Nowadays they’re just slotting characters into the roles of their first line-up and expecting people to care in the same way.

        What also helped the original round was having comic book fans hype up the future arcs. I remember back in college having no idea who any of these chucklefricks were and being unimpressed by one of the mediocre early entries. But I had several comic nerd friends assure me the upcoming Civil War arc was fantastic in the comics and they were optimistic about future movies. Nowadays the comic crowd all mention that the current line-up had super shitty arcs in their comics. It doesn’t encourage one to stick with it.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >But I had several comic nerd friends assure me the upcoming Civil War arc was fantastic in the comics and they were optimistic about future movies.
          It was a massive clusterfrick with no clear bad guy in some books/storylines, and Tony just stopping short of putting heroes into ovens in others while everyone claps. It's fortunate the adaption was as loose as possible and more of an intimate character drama around Bucky.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >What went wrong?
      I genuinely believe Captain Marvel was either a flop or vastly under performed because if it was the success Disney claims it was none of the things you listed would have happened. Her role in Endgame was also mostly removed from the movie; which doesn't make any sense at all if CM was so successful. Another thing to remember:
      >went on a literal MEN BAD press tour before CM dropped
      >after the movie dropped she did a complete 180 and started dressing bawdtier and shut up with the MEN BAD garbage
      If anything she should have turned into MORE of a c**t if CM made all that money, but she did the opposite.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    When are Captain America and Iron Man coming back?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      just recast with cheaper actors. the multiverse crap solves this

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah because casting literal WHO's isnt what's killing MCU right now. moron.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          moron? who you?

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >people don't want to watch GURL POWER: the movie
    Who would have thought.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >overbloated franchise
    >bloat it even more with series made to promote your new streaming service
    >tie everything together to make sure even your movies are hardly accessible for neophytes
    >main story arc is over, but fail to redirect the attention to a compelling new one
    >competent boomer writers and technicians moving to retirement
    >now replaced with millenials who are either mediocre diversity hires or demotivated whiteys
    >consequence : plots are nonsensical, endless reshoots, CGI has to be redone again and agains, so each movie cost over 350 million (without marketing)
    >lazy and overused multiverse plot, also abused by DC movies and DC series
    >actually your plan is also a confusing universe reboot, just like DC movies and series did, the same plan that caused the crash of those franchises
    >Mr Fink forces his agenda: now it's unlikable Marie Sues everywhere
    >the loved and inspiring male characters you had up until now get diminished and humiliated
    >divisive ideology inserted into the content
    >to fill those requirements you adapt the Marvel Comics of the 2010's which were a commercial disaster
    >general capeshit fatigue

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much all this. They should've ended it at Thanos, wait a few years and start again with an all new cast.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >main story arc is over, but fail to redirect the attention to a compelling new one
      You can't just kill off Iron Man, Captain America and Hulk, then start filling up on C-listers like IronHeart and establish the next big bad in the final episode of a TV show.

      It's absolutely fricking nuts looking back how badly they gimped the series. They wrote off so many big stories because they killed off the core of their cast.

      >>Mr Fink forces his agenda: now it's unlikable Marie Sues everywhere
      Who?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Larry Fink, CEO of BlackRock.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous
          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't read gay

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >killing off Iron Man, Captain America and Hulk, then start filling up on C-listers
        Those characters were C-listers to begin with. The MCU success is not directly related to them, it was just a weird period in which the majority of people were starved for Cookie cutter scripts with flashy CG. After ten years, the zeitgeist is different. If you re-implement the MCU with the same formula with rebooted characters, you will not reach the same level of success either.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          No way, man. Iron Man and Hulk were popular enough to have their own cartoons like the Fantastic 4. They definitely weren't "cool" and maybe weren't household names until the MCU but there's no way Echo or Agatha or Ironheart compare.

          You do realize femthor is the dead one right?

          Huh? I don't understand.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >popular enough to have their own cartoons like the Fantastic 4
            Which no one watched. The f4 even got two movies which were barely not failures, and they had Chris Evans on them. Marvel before the MCU was two things: Spider-Man and the X-Men.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Was Chris Evans even that big a name back then?

              Capeshit will die in your lifetime.

              The age of comics is over. The time of the manga has come.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He wasn't a big name when he did Captain America either. Arguably is not a big name now; he normally does cute indie movies who most people don't watch in between barely competent mainstream shit like Push, The Losers or thay last one with Ana De Armas I forgot the title of already.
                London is still his best work, IMO.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                He wasn't, when the F4 films came out he had like three bigger movies to his name but was a supporting character in all

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              >barely not failures
              kys ESL

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Femthor is dead Thor is still alive

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          they werent c-listers homosexual

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes they were, moron. Before 2012 the Avengers were just bargain bin Justice League.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              Facts. Most people would name 10 superheroes before Iron Man in the 90s and 2000s, Thor was not popular at all, Cap and Hulk are definitely B list though behind the first class, Spiderman Wolverine Batman Superman.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                false anon. you werent there. dont cap

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry my african american jazz brother but I am a 50 year old 292 pound man and I have read more comics than you have used toilet paper in your tiny little baby life

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I doubt it.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would argue that Hulk is just below Spider-Man in terms of popularity and recognition and above the X-Men, but they just don't know how to translate that into movie success.
                Everyone knew the Bill Bixby show when I was a kid. Only kids knew the X-Men from comics and the cartoons.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Robert Downey Junior
          >Chris Evans
          >Mark Ruffalo/Edward Norton
          >C lister

          Just stfu, zoomer.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The only one with real star power at the time of their first Marvel movie was Norton. Chris Evans has always been in between nobody and that-guy. Even today he's mainly known for playing Captain America alone. Downey Jr was always a great actor but Iron Man was his comeback to fame after SEVERE drug issues and rehab sessions that nearly tanked his career.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Zoomer knows nothing about the world before 2010.
            Downey Junior
            Borderline 80's has-been in 2010, former junkie and jailbird.
            Evans
            D-lister who nobody knew the name of before Captain America.
            >>Mark Ruffalo
            Failed romantic comedy lead, zero charisma.
            Norton
            Fight Club second fiddle to Brad Pitt, notoriously hard to work with.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Iron Man, maybe, but you can't tell me with a straight face that Captain America and Hulk are c-listers. In your mind, who are the A-listers of Marvel other than Spider-man?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            in his mind probably Batman and Superman

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            X-Men. In the 90s, early 2000s Spider-Man and X-Men were the bread and butter of Marvel comics, everything else was niche.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              you mean those were the only comics you read or heard of anon.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                I mean those were the comics that people who were not already comics nerds had only heard of. The popular ones.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                image comics was taking over in the 90's. DC had to kill Superman and break Batman's back to get them back in the public eye. Marvel actually went bankrupt aound this this time anon. You werent there.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The Hulk has always been an immensely popular character. Cap is well-respected *within* the comics, looked to as a paragon of virtue and leadership who punches way, *way* above his weight, but among comics fans, he’s a known character but not a terribly popular one. Thor has always been more popular than either him or Iron Man. A-list in Marvel was always Spidey, Hulk, Thor, and Wolverine. I’m working from memory here, but I’m pretty sure they were all among the top-selling solo characters for decades. I’m reasonably sure that Daredevil consistently sold better than Cap or Iron Man.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing I’d say you’re wrong about is that I think the performance of RDJ and Evans really helped people get invested and elevated the franchise but other than that you’re right. It’s been well over a decade since we’ve been getting these films, people are just tired of the MCU formula which shouldn’t surprise anyone. Coupled with uncharismatic leads and then you got flop after flop on your hands.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            people are tired of garbage agit prop anon. if they actually focused on being entertaining and giving the audience what it wants, the MCU would still be a thing.

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              It's funny. They started with the woke crap in the comics and they lost a lot of readers. But instead of learning the lesson and avoiding the same mistake in the movies they repeated it as if it would magically give them a different result.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                the staff are idealogues at this point so they dgaf if they end up on the street. same with what's been happening with comic companies like DC and IDW(pushed gay transformers GIJOE)

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                It’s the “everyday until you like it” approach

                So does the fricking HULK and look at what they did to him, you window licking moron.

                We were talking about diversity hires. What does Hulk have to do with that?

                marvelsisters, we're so coming back

                I’d buy the Monica one if it didn’t have that ugly figure on top

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                Marvel comics actually announced that they where gonna backtrack on wokeness because nobody wants woke comics. The fricktard leftists, who's never read a comic book in their lives, threw a fit and marvel abandoned their plans to leave woke behind. I don't know how everybody can be so fricking moronic.

              • 8 months ago
                Anonymous

                That's not even the worst part. Of course it's true that they are moronic and they dig their own grave, but the worst thing here is that they told those who supported them for decades, those who even went through bullying for supporting them, that they didn't want to have to do anything with them anymore. That they didn't matter. That they should go frick themselves because they didn't fit their agenda. You have to care about your audience and treat them with respect. Not doing that is a lost worst than bad selling numbers. Even if the wokeness proved to be successful what they did would still be horrible.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >After ten years, the zeitgeist is different. If you re-implement the MCU with the same formula with rebooted characters, you will not reach the same level of success either.
          Currently rewatching the films and just finished Civil War. Could just be nostalgia, even though I doubt it, since I never was that big of a fan of MCU, but these films are much better than what is being released now.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah I even enjoy ironman 2/3 now when I thought it was garbage on release

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            when the current stuff is so low in quality its not hard to top it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why didn't they make the Scarlet Witch the next big bad? And why are they waiting to bring the X men?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Why didn't they make the Scarlet Witch the next big bad?
          Because they don't have mutants for her to wipe out, and that would have always been a mistake because Wanda is love.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Actually they should've made her the "big good" first. Have her lead the Avengers. Become a key figure. If they plan to bring the mutans make her the bridge between Avengers and muties, the public face against their discrimination.
          And that way her descend to madness would've had a lot more impact. Imagine if it wasn't just Strange, but also the Avengers and the X-Men facing not just a random Avenger, but THE most important Avenger after Tony, Cap and Thor retired. It would've been a lot more meaningful, it would've made her demise really matter.
          To make things worst the one who faced was Strange, who had little interaction with her previously, so instead of him fighting someone he loved she was a random baddie for him to defeat.
          At the very least they should've develop her link with Strange a lot more in the Avengers movie before she lost it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            She’s still alive so we’ll probably see her again in the near future, though I don’t expect her to stick around after Secret Wars, don’t think Disney wants a walled actress which she’ll probably be by then

            • 8 months ago
              Anonymous

              But the story has been already told.
              In the comics it made an impact because of how much people cared about her, and because they all had to decide whether if they should kill her or not.
              In the MCU no one give a frick. The only person close to her was Vision to begin with. Cap might've cared, but he's gone. And Dr Strange would rather not harm her, of course, but he didn't have such a profound relationship with her that would make him actually grieve his death.
              Also if they did all I said in the previous post it would've been an interesting mirror to the way Endgame finished, with Tony's funeral. But this time a funeral attended by those who had to actually kill her.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          > Making your most popular female a villain.

          That's a fast way to go broke, anon.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        The problem is that Downey Jr. and Evans wanted to get off their roles, so killing them was inevitable. That I can understand. But they butchered Thor and now they are trying to build everything around characters no one gives a frick about. Right now Thor and Spidey are the only two characters that could possibly lead the next generation. Dr Strange for some reason didn't quite work yet, despite him being A-list and having a very popular actor in the role. And no one likes Carol Danvers. Black Widow is gone. Thinks aren't looking good.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          guardians 3 was good though

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Dr. Strange became a side character in his own movie in MoM. And the MSHITU isnt pushing a white male character. Clea will likely take up more screen time the way theyre going if they ever shit out that 3rd movie.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        We could have had the Armor War.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Frick it, I'll do it anyway

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            If this isn't 45 solid minutes of Rhodey slinging hot lead and flinging missiles against laser drones and Metal Gears, with twenty minutes of character development, ten minutes for a breather, then it's a waste of everyone's time.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Killing off those main characters made sense, but they're not doing a good job filling that gap.
        It feels like The Avengers just fell apart. There are a few side characters and children hanging around, but there's no organization anymore.

        What big characters do they still have left?
        >Spiderman mindwiped the planet so he could be a friendly neighborhood spiderman again.
        >Strange was always separate as the sorcerer supreme, and now he's not even that.
        >Captain Marvel, Thor, and the Guardians are fricking around in space and barely care about Earth.
        >Ant Man has never been a very popular character.
        >Hulk is still hanging around, but it doesn't feel like it.
        >Vision came back as White Vision or whatever, but we haven't seen him since so there's no telling what remains of him.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fury should still be there, but they fricked the character beyond repair. Turns up he never was a super spy, he was just an useless butthole who had skrulls do his job for him.

          If they ever begin the "MCU" anew I hope they bring the REAL Fury back. With the white hair in the sides, his classic blue attire and everything.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Liam Neeson is too old to play the part tho

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          The world of the MCU sure feels empty as frick. They should just make a movie where they introduce a frickton of new capes (even if they're just footnotes that will get developed later) and revitalize the world a little bit because damn.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >hey should just make a movie where they introduce a frickton of new capes (even if they're just footnotes that will get developed later) and revitalize the world a little bit because damn.
            ...So Phase 4 and 5 then and everybody hates both

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >>to fill those requirements you adapt the Marvel Comics of the 2010's which were a commercial disaster
      >can't do any of the avengers v xmen films because you don't have the xmen
      >can't do any typical avengers stories because the original avengers are all dead
      >what do we have
      >femthor

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You do realize femthor is the dead one right?

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel should've made a "buddy cop" crossover movie with DC's Shazam.
    The box office of an unlikable b***h with superpowers and a man-child with magic powers teaming up would've been higher than both movies combined.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That actually works.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      If the authors were intentionally writing her as an unlikable b***h, I’d watch it.

      I don’t mind characters being c**ts as long as it’s on purpose. It’s only insufferable when the writers mistakenly think they’re writing a cool character.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not with the seething manchildren ITT who clap because the woman who was mean to them is failing - get a grip, you pussies - but the movie genuinely looks terrible from the trailers. There's a character saying the line YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME, even. It looks cheap and unimaginative, so I won't be surprised if it performs poorly.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't even hate women. This shit just looks like they tried to be GotG but don't have the variety of characters to back it up.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit will die in your lifetime.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, and it will resurface in my lifetime as well. It's always happened. Things have been even worst than right now in the past.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thank you

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They will be making a big pivot to focusing on video games instead but the issue there is that video games take a crazy amount of time to make compared to movies. AAA games take 5 or 6 years to make now.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      After the Avengers game flopped, I doubt it.

      The problem is that Downey Jr. and Evans wanted to get off their roles, so killing them was inevitable. That I can understand. But they butchered Thor and now they are trying to build everything around characters no one gives a frick about. Right now Thor and Spidey are the only two characters that could possibly lead the next generation. Dr Strange for some reason didn't quite work yet, despite him being A-list and having a very popular actor in the role. And no one likes Carol Danvers. Black Widow is gone. Thinks aren't looking good.

      >The problem is that Downey Jr. and Evans wanted to get off their roles, so killing them was inevitable.
      They could have recast, although Iron Man ending it was fitting.

      >But they butchered Thor and now they are trying to build everything around characters no one gives a frick about.
      Exactly this and it's made even worse by the fact Hemsworth seems upset at what they've done with the character.

      >Right now Thor and Spidey are the only two characters that could possibly lead the next generation.
      And Sony still have the rights.

      >Dr Strange for some reason didn't quite work yet, despite him being A-list and having a very popular actor in the role.
      He's no longer Sorceror Supreme and Wanda stole his sequel so he's not in a good place either.

      >And no one likes Carol Danvers. Black Widow is gone. Thinks aren't looking good.
      It's OK we've got female Black Panther and Iron Heart and Echo and Cassie and Echo. Things are looking good.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        They are recasting iron man, they are recasting everyone in phase 5 to be the “true mcu” where we have Steve Roger’s and Logan fighting in world war 2 etc

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          If they recast Wolvie I hope they make him comic accurate for once. He should be a hairy manlet.

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >take characters that consistently failed in their original medium
    >do the same but even worse
    >it fails
    What was the plan here again?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s the same plan as they had in The Producers only for a modern era. They line their pockets with multimillion dollar paychecks and leave the institutional investors (such as those managing union pension plans) holding the bag.

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Cinemaphile falls for the old "lowering expectations" gambit
    Movie flops, nobody is shocked because of the bad buzz and anti-chud PR prep work.

    Movie does meh, WOW A SUCCESS AND TOTALLY NOT A FLOP

    Movie does well, "We're so back!"

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Somehow black women in Hollywood only have two kinds of haircuts

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    these new heroes are to appeal to zoomers but they don’t care about capeshit. they overwhelmingly prefer anime. the ones who cared about the infinity saga are in their 30s and 40s now and don’t want to dedicate another 10 Years of their life following 30 movies and 15 shows

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically, the downfall of the MCU is that none of their new movies have romantic subplots. Nobody want to admit that token romantic subplot make a movie into a "date movie," appeal to female viewers, and appeal to male fantasies.

    Tony had Pepper. Thor had Jane Foster. Steve had Peggy. Star Lord had Gamora. Strange had Whatshername. Peter had MJ and Liz.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      women dont watch capeshit for the romance subplot anon. They want to see guys like Hemsworth and Momoa take their shirts off.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nobody wants to see the same romance subplot rehashed a million times already

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Christine

      Oh well. They wanted a diversity-fest that de-emphasizes white heroes. They even outright want to eliminate Brie to have the brown and black girls take over the title. And bright-colored CGI special effects no longer impress audiences.

      Monica would be an upgrade, Kamala would be a sidegrade, she’s both better and worse than Carol

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh well. They wanted a diversity-fest that de-emphasizes white heroes. They even outright want to eliminate Brie to have the brown and black girls take over the title. And bright-colored CGI special effects no longer impress audiences.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ms Marvel was always a supporting character in the comics and you'd be hard pressed to figure out what exact personality she's supposed to have.

    They didn't really misstep with the first movie apart from casting Brie.
    When you have a character like Ms Marvel in the lead you have to find a suitable actress to carry the role with charisma and charn, and Brie is not suitable for that. She belongs in some mopey drama or whatnot, not a fun romp where an actress has fun with the role.

    I'm not sure who they should've cast but she was definitely the wrong person since she's pretty much unlikeable.

    My choice would be Samara Weaving. She would've handled it better I think and she can handle comedy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She was always a vehicle for cheesecake, but since the male gaze is now verboten we get a movie with nothing that appeals to anyone.

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't think anyone with English as a first language is watching these movies.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      esl detected

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Marvel-Disney is detecting them that's for sure

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >replace black actor and expect people not to notice
    >rereplace that actor
    >reedit movie so the original "Captain Marvel gets her face beat in by the black woman" is now about friendship and womanhood
    Yeah. It was always doomed to be shit.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hubris and fatigue are the issue

    When the initial ones (iron man, Thor etc) started, they had rwo things going for them: a) audiences weren't bloated with capeshit left and right, so they felt more interesting and b) because capeshit and universe shit wasn't a stablished thing, writers had to actually write a good script that would get audiences engaged

    But now the mouse hasn't gotten too self assured. They now think they can churn out boring slop, as long it includes a known character ( or at least, an existing comic character), and some color pandering they'll make bucks

    Incidentally, they have the same mind with their disney live action remakes: just pandering, frick writing. To similar results

    Except audiences do care about writing, don't care about pandering as much as they pretend to in social media, and are also tired of capeshit. Moreso because not only is it everywhere, you can't just pick up a random movie to watch, you need to have watch X TV series and Y movies to understand

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Personally, I blame toxic masculinity.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the trailer was awful

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You mean charisma vacuum Brie Larson and two literally whos can't carry a superhero movie?

    I'm shocked, literally shocked!

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Carol Danvers, Monica Rambeau, and Kamala Khan: three generations of poorly-selling attempts to diversify Marvel Comics

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is the definition of throwing everything into the wall to see what sticks.
    You can not make a female superhero movie without sex appeal. It literally doesn't work. Both Harley Queen and Wonder Woman were successful for this reason.
    No one wants to watch 3 unappealing lesbians with subpar wooden acting.

    I hope Disney crashes and burns.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      was harley quin succcessful though? Wonder Woman 1 was actually pretty good until the third act. But the thing is shes an interesting legacy character with a lot of great backstory. Theres no other female charcter that compares. All the other ones are basically clones of their male counterparts.
      No one watched cat woman either. It's not a new phenomenon.

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    remember when Carol Danvers was outselling Wonder Woman on a regular basis when she was still Ms. Marvel? Those were the good times

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel deserves what happened to them, to be honest. They went to hire someone who worked in a publisher that didn't even last two years. What could've gone wrong, right?
      And I can't believe the gall of this gal. She managed to drop sales everywhere and she's proud of it just because she got to do her fanfic self-insert? What a pathetic prostitute. Give her more time and Marvel will end like Virgin Comics.

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    marvelsisters, we're so coming back

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They are really struggling to sell this movie as being good.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So did they crowbar in two other heroes because they knew Brie can't lead a movie on her own and genuinely believe this will help, because they want to tank three at once so they can wash their hands of them, or so when it fails they can rescue one name and throw the others under the bus?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >a combination of the movie being shit and Larson being PR poison kills fan interest in the character
        >I know, let's team her up with literally who from Wandavision and a literally who from a literally who watched show

        TV Disney feeding up into movie Disney was a mistake. According to their new book, it was forbidden for that to happen previously (via Agents of Shield etc).

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    They made this for an imaginary audience.
    They try and impose their imaginary world onto reality only to discover that irl isn't reddit.

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    did they actually think that people would pay to see this

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt I'll every pay for another Marvel movie.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I haven't paid for a marvel movie since Iron Man 3

  46. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    that pajeeta is built like a fridge

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    the one on the right, what's that stuff on its head

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    guardians 3 was also behind ant-man and then it made way more. the audience no longer blindly trusts marvel movies so if it's god it will make money

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >have attractive female action hero star solo in a hugely successful film
    >shoehorn a fat little pig girl from a CW-tier streaming series into the sequel
    No complaints about the black chick

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've got my imax ticket. big screen only 5 pounds.
    Noones is going to the cinema. its hilarious. There's frick all movies in the cinema also. I'm only going because im walking to lose weight. So I'll walk 10 miles to the cinema, watch the movie and then walk back. Its a little treat and a pit stop for myself.
    Helps as well its a morning showing so no Black folk or kids are around. Its quite kino having a big cinema to virtually yourself.

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Look at these cool heroes. I can’t wait to see this film

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ruddbros, we are eating good

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    No one fricking cares about white women anymore. You have to be either a troony or a gay black man to cash in on wokegays now

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >sequel to 3 movies and 3 Disney+ shows
    People don't want to have to watch 18 hours of stuff to be caught up on a part 2.

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid font makes the i look like an l.

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i just think it is the funniest shit that the problems with comic books are replicated in the productions of these movies but they can't just roll back the clock with reboots every 2 years and actors actually die or just stop acting so they have to do something else.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t see characters here I just see some broads in generic costumes.

  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    would Taylor Swift have made a better Captain Marvel?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      well she's not an actor so i doubt it

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