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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why the frick is he wasting his time with this shit when he's supposed to make sure the israelites dont ruin the 40k cinematic universe?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      giant paycheck

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.

      giant paycheck

      Also, likely to make the contacts to get to the money to produce what he wants to produce.
      Remember: it is not what you know, it is who you blow.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Basically doing the Vin Diesel method. Slop for bucks, bucks for passion projects.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you have any hope for the 40k Amazon product youre a colossal moron. If you think Cavill can make it good or even cares means youre a triple colossal moron holy shit

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cavill has one of the shittiest-best manager in Hollywood. Shit in that he's always getting cast in the worst roles, yet he's one of the biggest earners in Hollywood as a result of his manager's negotiations.
      Take Argyle for example, Cavill made 10m for less than 10min of screen time.

      Shame his talent is being wasted though. Not once have I seen him in a good movie/series other than the Man From UNCLE.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his talent
        lmao
        post a single good scene of him acting well
        he's been around for 20 years, surely you can find one?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta but he was good in the count of monte cristo when he was like 14 and had couple of lines and thats all i got

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            lol that's true, he was decent in that, and i guess alright in the tudors
            he actually got worse as he aged, he's apparently a major diva behind the scenes, british gay thinks he's too big for his boots

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              sadly he's been americanised, not that surprising since like most american actors, he's only popular because he's good looking. he can't act, it's why he only does capeshit tier stuff.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          nta but he was good in the count of monte cristo when he was like 14 and had couple of lines and thats all i got

          lol that's true, he was decent in that, and i guess alright in the tudors
          he actually got worse as he aged, he's apparently a major diva behind the scenes, british gay thinks he's too big for his boots

          sadly he's been americanised, not that surprising since like most american actors, he's only popular because he's good looking. he can't act, it's why he only does capeshit tier stuff.

          ?t=1m39s

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I can't tell a good actor from a bad one but I've enjoyed Henry's performances in the movies I've seen with him
            Solid in MoS, MI, UNCLE
            couldn't be bothered to see argyle

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is literally an action scene

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              But he's an action star. That's like saying Tom Cruise is shit because he only does action movies.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                have you heard of fourth of july? interview with the vampire? eyes wide shut? a few good men?
                you're so stupid

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You can't say a particular actor is shit just because he's in a genre you don't like. Cavill is not exactly going to get an Oscar anytime soon but his acting is fine and he fits the role of a chad with his physique, charm, looks and mannerism.
                I'd take Cavill over generic nobodies, the Rock or Chris Hemsworth.

                He should have been Bond god damnit.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >He should have been Bond god damnit.

                Cavill would be the worst choice for a Bond. No matter what do you think Bond should look and act like, Bond should always be a charismatic british spy. And Cavill is a charisma vacuum.

                He looks good and has muscles but that is the only reason he gets second-rate roles. He has no charisma andis an average actor.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He's holding a shot glass, anon.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are paid too much.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Some random pop b***h and Ronnie's nepo daughter made more than Rockwell, Cranston, and Jackson

        but..but..but...muh women paid less.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What happens with Henry is hilarious, you see, he looks REALLY good, and he would remind women how much better a handsome white man could be and not the ugly mutts they always get
        It's the same with actresses, it's pretty obvious really beautiful ones are boycotted, and the ones with big boobs are rejected

        Reminds me of some spanish anon explaining that Ana de Armas had to leave Spain since there is a spanish family there always hiring each others and that actresses (most roasties now, you wont see a spanish actress under 30) boycotted her roles and asked directors to not hire her
        Honestly I'm glad she managed to make it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He looks great but he has a horrible body. His hands are atrocious. He's a fat kid turned chad, not a chad naturally.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you dont get it
        he hates acting
        he only does it for the money so he could have a comfy life as a shut in gamer

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >he's supposed to make sure the israelites dont ruin the 40k cinematic universe?
      He's probably lost all hope on that

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        gw ruined it themselves years ago
        it literally cant get dumber or worse so who cares

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's beyond his control, that's why the israelites ruined The Witcher

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean,he can still do the Warhammer thing,like,actors on those marvel movies doesn't expend that much time filming

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bad news anon, the call is coming from inside the house: GW beat DA JOOZ to it years ago.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like him but this is a mistake for his career. The MCU is a career killer these days.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yeah this isn't a win
      they literally hired him at the lowest point of the MCU in the hopes of winning over some chuds, that's about it
      the MCU is dead and cavill is a terrible fricking actor

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        would chuds really ever touch the mcu again?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          maybe
          there's a lot of dickriders who worship cavill because he talked about video games as you can see on Cinemaphile

          How's DC doing?

          is this supposed to be an own? you think i give a shit about dc? both are dead and gone
          the capeshit era is over
          the era of sci-fi slop has only just begun

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Kek this dude is SEETHING

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              you're genuinely moronic

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              shut the frick up, fatty

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              How's DC doing?

              Go take a look at yourself in the mirror and think about the things you're posting

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How's DC doing?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Also dead, capeshit NEETs eating shit.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's not just chuds
        thirdies love this guy
        mexicans and indians in particular worship him

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cavil as satan gosling as Johnny blaze use a harsh blues rock soundtrack like this

      ?si=f54eX7sJbAoeIUxH
      It’ll make a gazillion dollars

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He has nothing to lose then.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me its cyclops Cavill.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you hire a high priced actor to cover half his face with shitty 70's glasses?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man of Steel Cavill would be great choice for Cyke
      But its been 15 years since then
      I doubt they would cast 40+ yo dude for the role of supposedly permanent central character.
      Now, Doom or Sinister Cavill - that would be kino choice.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Hear me out.
        Nazicyclops when he was in his mutant only phase. How would this fit into current mcu? Use spiderman as. A springboard. Post wish peter is in a different universe and he learns that this darker version of earth has mutants. From there cyclops tries to get him to team up with the xmen because he's mistaken for a mutant.
        Also make cyclops hook up with a cute young mutie like cat. Or maybe a hot mature mutie like rogue (with a gigantic ass and the thickest thighs imaginable.)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sorry i got too horny. I meant peter should hook up with a peachmaxxed rogue with small breasts a fat ass and the 90s puffy haircut.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Have him hook up with X-23 and save her from becoming a coalburning prostitute.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I want cyke to go with storm. Make her wear that transparent dress from the comics while she's at the academy. Perfect chance too since black panther is dead.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The fact I can tell the writer is Brian Bendis just from the brief dialogue in the first panel really is a testament to his atrociousness

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Writing is awful and Laura letting Scott hug her like that makes no sense but I still like the pairing.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. It was good, but why is it considered one of the best films of all time?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why is it considered one of the best films of all time?
      why who?
      french "people"?

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope it’s Doom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking wish. But no way are they going to give him a role that based. It'll be some captain neverheard

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he's rumored to play anything from a Wolverine variant in Deadpool 3 to Mr. Sinister in the X-Men franchise. whatever it is, I just hope it's not Captain fricking Britain.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He'd definitely have the charisma for Scott.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, him being Captain Britain would be cheesy and obvious and making him another patriotic captain america.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, him being Captain Britain would be cheesy and obvious and making him another patriotic captain america.

      Isn’t it illegal to be a patriotic brit now?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Captain Britain looks nothing like Cavill, though.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I was going to say Captain Britain as a joke, I had no idea that was a real character.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I think he'd be cool as a villain. he was solid in MI
      If they make him dr doom and make dr doom the big bad for the next phase, and get rid of all the Black folk, it might have a chance

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Doubt it since they're doubling down on Captain Carter.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      punisher reboot, marvel loves that character.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Punisher reboot
        >Cavill raises a Huge Fricking Gun
        >It's actually just a Walther PPK but it looks gigantic in his hand.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Mr. Sinister
      ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Doctor Doom

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope it’s Doom

      it has to be

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >MCU
    How are they still making these movies? Haven't the last five or so of them flopped? Not even diehard marvelgays give a shit at this point.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      mcu is keyed senpai

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Too big to fail, they'd need to have at least a couple years of nothing but the marvels tier bombs before the franchise is at risk of disney pulling the plug, the movies are just an advertisement for the rest of the merchandise, and even if a new release doesn't do well it at least keeps marvel in the zeitgeist. Other franchises fail because they can't afford to stay relevant, but Disney will keep pumping money in since they've managed to turn capeshit into a lifestyle.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    His super power will be having small hands

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For you.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Explains the Warhammer painting

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's going to be cyclops.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Capeshit cannot die fast enough, I dont care what replaces it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      vidya movies are the next big thing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This, after all the evidence I refused to accept that this would be the next fad, but since that awful Borderlands trailer there's no denying it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's never going away. It's been a thing since the 60s.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        nobody gives a shit about a spiderman or batman movie coming out every blue moon
        the problem is when every other month the biggest movie is capeshit
        though, admittedly, the average mcu slop was still much better than transformers and these stupid monster movies
        it's obvious that the next thing to replace them needs to be equally HUGE and FLASHY since that's what burgers love, and i have no idea what it could be

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any capeshit after Superman will be a downgrade. This is definitely coming from ATJgays to try and distance Cavill from the Bond role.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >cavill
      >bond
      i'm sure this talentless homosexual would find a way to make a bond even worse than craig
      have you seen him in witcher? he's awful
      his only good trait is looking like a stunning piece of manmeat so his ideal role is one where he's a mute standing in the background

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dr Strange's gay sidekick.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      are they even making another dr strange? the first one was alright, but the second was a piece of shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, they are

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They should let Zack and Henry do Man of Steel 2. It would be a success and what's his face can still do Superman: Legacy on top of it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >They should let Zack and Henry do Man of Steel 2.
      This. It's going to happen one day.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        snyder is done with superman
        he's making space opera only now

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you kid but look at all the actors they pull out of retirement to make remakes 30 years after the fact
      michael keaton for batman and beetlejuice or harrison ford for indiana jones are great examples but who gives a shit 3 decades later
      instead of waiting until they're decrepit and sad, make Dredd 2 already and make MoS 2
      Everyone wants this shit

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Interception! Now our side has the ball. Sorry!

    I love being a Marvelgod

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ah sweet
    Cavil will kill another capegoyslop franchise
    based af

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Marvel wins again. They are truly the best.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cyclops

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    INSIDER INFO:

    >IRONMAN

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's a Wolverine version in Deadpool 3 you morons, how you care enough to talk about it but not care enough to follow people in the know is hilarious.

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's gonna be Richard Rider

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love him so much lads

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Which Marvel character has a tiny head, a fat estrogenic ass, no charisma and babyhands?

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Beyonder in Secret Wars

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Watching capeshit
    Why don't you homosexuals grow the frick up

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >BvS, The Witcher, Argylle, and now MSheU
    I'm convinced his agent is intentionally trying to kill his career

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's a shit actor anyway
      His passion for source material and perfect jawline can't make up for how utterly soulless and boring he is on the screen
      He somehow made a stereotypical badass character look boring in Argylle and his Superman is the least human of them all
      Even in that Mission Impossible movie he's rendered completely pathetic after that one Asian guy kicks his womanly ass

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        like i said

        >cavill
        >bond
        i'm sure this talentless homosexual would find a way to make a bond even worse than craig
        have you seen him in witcher? he's awful
        his only good trait is looking like a stunning piece of manmeat so his ideal role is one where he's a mute standing in the background

        cavill looks good but he can't act, he is utterly soulless and a charisma void, the best thing he could do is take roles where he doesn't need to talk at ll

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          b-b-b-but he likes vidya games.... and... an... He likes 40k! aaah that means the shit hes in must be good! i have to watch them and advertise them for free because cavill is just like me and us!

          Cavill's agent is a moron but whoever marketer that came up with the nerd shit is a genius. Without that just like us idiocy hes career wouldve tanked years ago

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I'm glad someone else agrees
          He's not a good actor, no matter how "based" and good looking he is
          I wish he was, because having a decent WHITE actor be successful is what I'd like to have in my generation, but he was only picked over for his looks and not for his skills

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >his Superman is the least human of them all
        Yeah but he didn't have shit to work with, the script & directing was drab and dreary from the get-go

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          bullshit

          affleck's lines weren't that much better and his performance was excellent

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Affleck got to portray a character who has a personality though, even if you replace Cavill, Superman would still have been bland because that's how the writers wrote the character

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >to prove him wrong he posts a clip with another character
            Snydergays are something else man
            His interpretation of Superman is the worst we have ever seen

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              what the frick do you mean, moron? it's all the same script written by the same guy, are you actually moronic?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >it's all the same script
                That's not how writing works, one character can be better written than another, the fact you can't grasp this simple concept is proof enough you are the target audience for his shit movies

                Rebel moon was also written by the same guy, gonna comment on that?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                so you're saying batman was written-well, lol? my point is that it's all shit and affleck is clearly a superior actor
                i also have, you know, an entire career of movies to back this up while you have, uh, exactly 0 good movies from cavill
                sit down little boy
                >Rebel moon was also written by the same guy, gonna comment on that?
                no it wasn't you fricking moron, none of the writers from bvs are on rebel moon, which is actually much, much worse than bvs

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I misenderstood and thought you were trying to prove the script was good, my fault, I'm moronic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Also the scene you posted is dogshit on its own, Batman doesn't say that he needs to prepare anti superman emergencies assuming he might turn evil, he says he has to kill him here and now assuming he might turn evil, so even there the script is completely fricking moronic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >he thinks we're talking about the lines
                actual mouthdrooling moron, that's you

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He could have been the perfect Wonder Man but they already cast a homie.
    Captain Britain could actually be interesting if they did it right, but obviously they wouldn't. They'd use Betsy instead.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He better some random ass nobody

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Casting a closeted homosexual will not save the MCU. Thankfully, it's in terminal decline.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If the wolverine rumors are true, I find it funny how people complain that him playing wolverine is a “waste of his talents” but not him playing an irrelevant shitty Captain America knock off like Captain Britain.

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No one realizes that there is a Clark Kent and Lois Lane in the Marvel universe. He's just a journalist though, nothing more.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cavill in.

    Woke failures Larson, Olsen, and Johannson out.

    Things might be looking up.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Make him white nick fury in the new universe that spiderman lives in.

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Seems like Cavill is cursed. To enter the MCU when it is imploding - if not already imploded.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Watch him get cast as Sentry

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      that or Hyperion, would be so kino

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why don't they cast him as Bond again?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think he has the right look for Bond, he is too boyish and unsophisticated. Not that the other guy they have lined up is much better.

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Henry Cavill?
    Right wing incel GAMER Henry Cavill?
    Wtf man...

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's playing a Wolverine variant in Deadpool 3.

    We know already

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SQUADRON SUPREME MOVIE, but is a sequel to the Snyder cut.

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Cavill as Dr Doom
    >Cavill as Silver Surfer
    Conceptualize

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Wasting Cavill as the Silver Jobber

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >implying you can waste a waste

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean they literally lost ALL the female audience, too bad the other actors are not there anymore so Cavill is going to hell like he is the witcher Netflix again

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He will play a villian. That's Disney's MO now. Heroes are team diversity as led by powerful women, and white males like him are the baddies who oppress them with their whiteness.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >getting one of the worst actors on the planet
    >winning

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    WHERE IS MY W40K KINO YOU FRICKS

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Of all the things he could have done, why did he decide to become the cameo guy?

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