i sure as frick don't. young cyclops is forced, wolverine is oversaturated, the only characters i'm interested in would be in uncanny if wolverine was switched with beast. artists didn't carry krakoa's bad writing, so i have no reason to believe that the good art in picrel will carry bad writing for whatever next bullshit arc
I don't like juggys helmet design and black armor, just one man's opinion
Black for Juggy is actually good. But yeah, the design sucks. Should've been like more Cyttorak inspired.
Or give him a design similar to 1610 Juggernaut's.
Marvel Comics' upcoming X-Men revamp is getting bigger - in more ways than one. While we reported on plans for three main X-Men books, two other team books, and four solo titles, we now have word that some will be more than just monthly books.
Hours after Uncanny X-Men writer Gail Simone announced at WonderCon 2024 that her series Uncanny X-Men with artist David Marquez would be aiming to ship 18 issues a year, series editor (and Marvel executive editor) Tom Brevoort said that its not along, and the adjectively X-Men series by Jed MacKay and Ryan Stegman will also be aiming for 18 issues a year.
Simone fricking sucks so much not even X-gays praise every garbage comic liked her Domino shit. This will be as successful as the superhero line she launched for Lion Forge like 5 years ago that immediately failed and was forgotten.
>This will be as successful as the superhero line she launched for Lion Forge like 5 years ago that immediately failed and was forgotten
I didn't even hear about that to begin with, how bad was it?
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/gail-simone-as-chief-architect-superhero-line-catalyst-prime-1127829/
I'm going to look these up and read them to see how fricking bad they were
Would you believe, despite Quire running around in Cyclops was Right shirts, this will be the first book ever that puts them together on a team?
Never made sense why Quire went with Wolverine during the Schism. He would have been perfect for the Extinction Team.
like Kitty is now heading a team n shit, Laura tends to do her own thing, I mean I guess there's Kamala maybe but she's got her own book and I doubt she'll actually get put on an X-team lol
Logan is like his father figure,Quire is like one of the only male sidekick Logan has.
He usual only bond with female teenagers
Quire and Logan had nothing to do with each other when Quire made the decision to stay with the school. Aaron wanted to use him, it was never more complicated than that.
"Before the editorial switch-over, Jordan White had been planning to have the two main X-men books ship 18 issues a year, and that plan sounded wise to me, so we’ll be keeping it in place," Brevoort writes on his Substack. "X-Men and [Uncanny X-Men] will alternate in this regard, with two issues on sale every other month in rotation."
It's unclear why the third X-Men book, Exceptional X-Men, isn't included in this plan despite being framed by Marvel as just as much a major book as the other two.
This new era of the X-Men begins May 4 with the Free Comic Book Day special Blood Hunt / X-Men #1, followed by X-Men #1 on July 10, then Uncanny X-Men #1 on August 7, followed by Exceptional X-Men #1 on September 4.
>It's unclear why the third X-Men book, Exceptional X-Men, isn't included in this plan
because it's a book about a bunch of OC that no one but the writers cares about
"Before the editorial switch-over, Jordan White had been planning to have the two main X-men books ship 18 issues a year, and that plan sounded wise to me, so we’ll be keeping it in place," Brevoort writes on his Substack. "X-Men and [Uncanny X-Men] will alternate in this regard, with two issues on sale every other month in rotation."
It's unclear why the third X-Men book, Exceptional X-Men, isn't included in this plan despite being framed by Marvel as just as much a major book as the other two.
This new era of the X-Men begins May 4 with the Free Comic Book Day special Blood Hunt / X-Men #1, followed by X-Men #1 on July 10, then Uncanny X-Men #1 on August 7, followed by Exceptional X-Men #1 on September 4.
Tom is Mr cutthroat when it comes to the sink or swim ethos of seemingly cancelling books too soon, talks about it in almost every newsletter including today's. He probably knows it's a risk and likely not long for the world.
The problem is none of these books have any chance.
X-books have been in a sales gutter since Inhumans, which was why hoxpox happened.
Trimming the fat isn't going to save the franchise when they are firing blanks. They have got gender study majors helming these book and no a-lister at the helm to anchor the books. And they have no plan for these books other than generic superheroics, which was how they got themeselves into the situation in the first place.
>X-books have been in a sales gutter since Inhumans, which was why hoxpox happened.
Cause they were doing the same repeat loop of having the X-men get back on their feet with a bunch of different teams doing their own thing, only to knock them back down with another major catastrophe threatening the entirety of the mutant race. Which despite all the promises of changing things up, they nonetheless replicated for the Krakoa era and will probably do for this next era too.
It ain't the fact they're doing generic superheroics that's going to kill them. It's the fact the writers have no ideas on where to goddamn take the X-men beyond straight back into the trashpile to milk aged out drama.
Generic superheroics is a big sign they have no plan for the x-line other than to copy what the rest of Marvel is doing or trying to replicate decades old stories from the Claremont run.
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>copy what the rest of Marvel is doing
After the years and years and years of attempted massive shakeups and cosmic events that are still on-going in some books, the fact that they're even still trying "generic superheroics" in any books that aren't just Spider-Man is a shocker in and of itself
The problem of the X-Men is they are the genetic next. Nobody except the weirdest writers is ever going to tell stories where their species as a whole wins because it means humanity lost either through a genocide or fricking around and finding out with some marvel artifact of power. But I regularly see x-men diehard stans wishing for such stories.
>It ain't the fact they're doing generic superheroics that's going to kill them. It's the fact the writers have no ideas on where to goddamn take the X-men beyond straight back into the trashpile to milk aged out drama.
ding dong. krakoa was literally a repeat of decimation, without decimation.
Hickman and Morrison are still a-listers even though the former is flailing with GODS. But USM shows he has still got it.
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If Hickman doesn't finish USM he's fricked. He's in desperate need of one complete, lengthy run like Avengers or F4 which were almost 10 - 13 years ago. Krakoa got fricked because he made it a group project. GODS bombed because he focused on his ocs. And he's only got USM because he let noob Camp tackle Ultimates.
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There is no way that he will be on this for more than two years.
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>here is no way that he will be on this for more than two years.
he's gonna drop it by issue 6, he's the biggest hack in comics after Bendis, he can't finish anything
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both of these guys are from the cancelled generation.
I don't know of any a-lister younger than hickman in "cape+indie" comics. all the big names do either webtoon romance or scholastic stuff
Lately there's been a push to include the Avengers when shit hits the fan for mutants because the X-men never receive help from Avengers fans are a very loud minority
I mean the x-men always claim they don't need help from anybody and tell other heroes to stay away from mutant affairs, so the avengers don't mess with that shit
The X-men are kind of like a lightning rod for evil mutant shitfits. And if they're gone, then the Avengers are the ones who have to deal with frickwads like Magneto or Apocalypse.
Anon it's been a while since Magneto or Apocalypse or any of the mutant big bads threw an evil mutant shitfit. Given that Orchis is 99% fodder idky the Avengers bothered. The mutants are all prepped to strike back with the Arrako mutants on side as well.
>Anon it's been a while since Magneto or Apocalypse or any of the mutant big bads threw an evil mutant shitfit
Magneto I'll 100% give you cause by this point he's attached to the hip with the X-men, but Apocalypse was causing shit with the X-men not even a year before HoxPox. And it's not like any of them actually reformed or changed their ways on Krakoa, everyone just had to pretend not to notice them continuing to be evil buttholes.
>The problem of the X-Men is they are the genetic next
The booklines frankly need to move on from that shit. At this point, they're no more the inheritors of humanity than the Inhumans or gamma mutates or robots ever were, but writers keep obsessing on that point like it matters and it's what leads to this whole genocide loop the books are stuck in. Like you pointed out, nobody at Marvel is going to be stupid enough to let the X-men writers create a scenario where the mutants wipe out humanity aka wipe out all the other supers and have it be the end goal of the entire Marvel line. So they really need to pivot to just something fricking else by now.
>So they really need to pivot to just something fricking else by now.
The whole point is they don't have a place to pivot to other than superheroes. Hickman had some sort of plan for the books after Krakoa with a new set up for the entire line. But he's nowhere in sight.
And Brevoort is just treating the books like Avengers lite. He has no fricking clue what to do other than diversity hires.
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Just shove them into space exploration. They spend so much of their time dealing with alien empire bastards anyways that it might make for a better change of pace at this point than the usual evil racist hillbillies with scifi lasers.
It's because they are stuck. Bleeding Edge was the last distinctive armor, before that was Extremis. Every armor since then is just based on the base design, even the current 'manually wear' one. Dunno how they can make a good Iron Man design that doesn't feel derivative though.
>Get good artists on books
This is good >Accelerate publishing schedule forcing them to rush even though you'll need to use filler artists anyway
This is dumb
>It is 1975 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion >It is 1992 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion >It is 2001 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion >It is 2011 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion >It is 2024 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion
>>It is 1992 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion >>It is 2001 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion
this one never happened tho'. One x-team stayed at the mansion for the whole period but then in 97 Charles ran them out of his house
>It is 1991 and Magneto tries to establish a mutant ethnostate. >It is 1993 and Magneto tries to establish a mutant ethnostate >It is 1999 and Magneto establishes a mutant ethnostate >It is 2006 and the mutant community are all living in one location >It is 2008 and the mutant community are all living in one location >It is 2009 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men to a mutant ethnostate >It is 2017 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men to a mutant ethnostate >It is 2019 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men to a mutant ethnostate
I just hope the Gambit one is good honestly. He came out of the gay orgy island ok compared to a lot of the others, so I'm hoping that trend will continue
Meanwhile Betsy is dyking out with Rachel ffs what are they doing? At least Magik is back to her bimbo look and Jubilee is coombait for the first time in years
So who will the villains be? I hope we don't see any Sentinels for a while, they've been way overused lately. Have the X-Men fight some evil mutants who have gone back to their evil ways now that Krakoa isn't around.
>So who will the villains be?
Humans you should now by now that the x-men are not allowed to fight other mutants anymore cuz all mutants are valid even the most evil of them, so the villains are again gonna be humans
Except that there are still plenty of unambigiously evil mutants even in current comics like Mister Sinister, Beast, Sebastian Shaw, Selene, the rest of the Externals, Sabretooth, the Strucker twins...
>Mister Sinister
not a mutant >Sebastian Shaw, Selene
he wasn't included in the mutant israel cuz kitty pryde is a israelite
>the Strucker twins
not even that evil, didn't got to live in mutant israel cuz magneto and kitty pryde are israelites >Beast
dead and replaced by a clone >Sabretooth
due to most mutants being straight up racial supremacist now sabretooth is not that bad by comparison and was against mutant israel, that makes him more morally righteous than 99% of mutants >the rest of the Externals
Somehow Apocalypse managed to get into mutant israel however if magneto is mutant Hitler then he's mutant Stalin but the X-Men don't care, he shares the same racial supremacist believes as them so he's ok in their book
something to note is that Emma Frost has done more evil shit than Beast, Sebastatian Shaw, Selene and the Strucker twins but the X-gays love her
being hot makes women get a pass for being evil, is not fair
1 month ago
Anonymous
Would dick fix her?
1 month ago
Anonymous
Captain America tried and failed
1 month ago
Anonymous
She's had 2000 years of hedonistic dick riding in her little roman colony in the amazon. Nothing will fix her, she wants to eat people.
Sorry, I meant Richard Rider not penis
1 month ago
Anonymous
what
1 month ago
Anonymous
Rich Rider also known as Dick Rider also known as Nova
1 month ago
Anonymous
what does he have to do with anything
1 month ago
Anonymous
hehe. penis
1 month ago
Anonymous
She's had 2000 years of hedonistic dick riding in her little roman colony in the amazon. Nothing will fix her, she wants to eat people.
1 month ago
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>Would dick fix her?
Dick=/=Penis
Dick=Rich Rider
what does he have to do with anything
1 month ago
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Oh
1 month ago
Anonymous
Which Marvel character has the best chance at getting to settle down and be his tradwaifu? And what are the odds she cucks him anyway?
1 month ago
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probably a greek god, Hercules is one of the most divorced guys out there, he should try fricking her
1 month ago
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hercules will never frick a woman again
1 month ago
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what about a trans woman?
1 month ago
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maybe in 2045
1 month ago
Anonymous
Hercules 15 to 30 years ago? He wouldn't want her as a tradwaifu. He'd love having her as a giga bawd to dick around. Hercules now? Is a raging homosexual who'd probably want to be cucked and fluff the bull. Fricking Ewing.
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selene is one of the few comic evil b***hes that I would despise
Some people did have a problem with Apocalypse, but somehow the only three mutants on Krakoa that EVERYONE hated and had a problem with were the Strucker twins, for being "racists" on an island where almost everyone was bigoted against humans, and Cortez, not for starting a cult of murderous terrorists, not for starting a race war in Genosha, and not for using a baby as a hostage, but just because he betrayed Magneto during one of Magneto's villain phases.
>can be totally discriminating against humans, constantly throw out slurs like "flatscan" or throwing out the term "human" as if it's a dirty word >but don't you dare be discriminate against a specific kind of human, not cool man
It's that weird disconnect that never fricking made sense because it was trying to have their cake while eating it, too. They're trying to make them seem inclusive and cool, but their overall rhetoric was no different from any ultranationalist nation-state seeing anyone not of their nation as something they found beneath their shoe.
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i mean I guess it's because there are mutants who are black or asian or gay or whatever so if you're racist or against gay people it does affect them too and not just the normal humans(because frick them lel)
>captcha: DNAM0
neat it's one letter away from dynamo
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I imagine they prefer using "flatscan" because using the other common Genoshan slur of "dead end" would make the level of arrogance and intended viciousness far too obvious even for X-men fans.
>Mister Sinister, Beast, Sebastian Shaw, Selene, the rest of the Externals, Sabretooth, the Strucker twins
the new brotherhood of evil mutants looking fresh
Plenty of evil mutants. Aliens aren't off-limits cause they were fricking around with a lot of alien empires in the early days of Krakoa. They also invented a bunch of other anti-mutant knockoff organizations like the snotnose version of the Hellfire Club and the ecoterrorist grannies. Maybe a successor to the Nasty Boys, just a bunch of punkass mutants looking to ruin people's lives, or even a new incarnation of the Brotherhood of Mutants, now that mutants are going to be more understandably given more shit than usual.
There's enough goodwill on Cinemaphile towards what X-Men used to be decades ago that we probably wouldn't be hating them all if they weren't being written as buttholes, the writers are just tone deaf to what they're doing to the characters they're writing.
Does anyone actually like modern xmen?
I'm convinced they like the idea of the modern X-men, and not the modern X-men themselves
i sure as frick don't. young cyclops is forced, wolverine is oversaturated, the only characters i'm interested in would be in uncanny if wolverine was switched with beast. artists didn't carry krakoa's bad writing, so i have no reason to believe that the good art in picrel will carry bad writing for whatever next bullshit arc
you're still stuck in 2019 x-men
LOL is that why i prefer x-men to before bendis? x-men went off the rails a little over 10 years ago, not 2019 and what i said is still true
Hell no. They aren't heroes anymore.
Black for Juggy is actually good. But yeah, the design sucks. Should've been like more Cyttorak inspired.
Or give him a design similar to 1610 Juggernaut's.
I like it *sometimes.* But not most of the time.
Marvel Comics' upcoming X-Men revamp is getting bigger - in more ways than one. While we reported on plans for three main X-Men books, two other team books, and four solo titles, we now have word that some will be more than just monthly books.
Hours after Uncanny X-Men writer Gail Simone announced at WonderCon 2024 that her series Uncanny X-Men with artist David Marquez would be aiming to ship 18 issues a year, series editor (and Marvel executive editor) Tom Brevoort said that its not along, and the adjectively X-Men series by Jed MacKay and Ryan Stegman will also be aiming for 18 issues a year.
I don't like juggys helmet design and black armor, just one man's opinion
Simone fricking sucks so much not even X-gays praise every garbage comic liked her Domino shit. This will be as successful as the superhero line she launched for Lion Forge like 5 years ago that immediately failed and was forgotten.
Domino 1 $3.99 04/11/18 Marvel 89,107
Domino 2 $3.99 05/09/18 Marvel 26,343
Domino 3 $3.99 06/13/18 Marvel 25,228
Domino 4 $3.99 07/11/18 Marvel 23,923
Domino 5 $3.99 08/08/18 Marvel 23,056
Domino 6 $3.99 09/12/18 Marvel 21,738
Domino 7 $3.99 10/10/18 Marvel 21,369
Domino 8 $3.99 11/14/18 Marvel 21,050
Domino 9 $3.99 12/19/18 Marvel 20,692
Domino 10 $3.99 01/09/19 Marvel 19,655
Her UXM will fall harder than Wily E. Coyote.
A betting man would ask: will it dip below 20K by issue #18?
Jesus fricking Christ that's a massive dropoff. Holy shit.
>This will be as successful as the superhero line she launched for Lion Forge like 5 years ago that immediately failed and was forgotten
I didn't even hear about that to begin with, how bad was it?
All SJW black brown trans shit hiring the most annoying worst woke least talented buttholes and it was so bad it killed the company
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/gail-simone-as-chief-architect-superhero-line-catalyst-prime-1127829/
I'm going to look these up and read them to see how fricking bad they were
Would you believe, despite Quire running around in Cyclops was Right shirts, this will be the first book ever that puts them together on a team?
Never made sense why Quire went with Wolverine during the Schism. He would have been perfect for the Extinction Team.
Logan is like his father figure,Quire is like one of the only male sidekick Logan has.
He usual only bond with female teenagers
he's also the only one who hasn't really grown out of being suitable for the sidekick/new kid on the team role
like Kitty is now heading a team n shit, Laura tends to do her own thing, I mean I guess there's Kamala maybe but she's got her own book and I doubt she'll actually get put on an X-team lol
Quire is an armchair contrarian
He makes ballsy proclaims but never follows through
ah, so your average zoomer then
Quire and Logan had nothing to do with each other when Quire made the decision to stay with the school. Aaron wanted to use him, it was never more complicated than that.
"Before the editorial switch-over, Jordan White had been planning to have the two main X-men books ship 18 issues a year, and that plan sounded wise to me, so we’ll be keeping it in place," Brevoort writes on his Substack. "X-Men and [Uncanny X-Men] will alternate in this regard, with two issues on sale every other month in rotation."
It's unclear why the third X-Men book, Exceptional X-Men, isn't included in this plan despite being framed by Marvel as just as much a major book as the other two.
This new era of the X-Men begins May 4 with the Free Comic Book Day special Blood Hunt / X-Men #1, followed by X-Men #1 on July 10, then Uncanny X-Men #1 on August 7, followed by Exceptional X-Men #1 on September 4.
>It's unclear why the third X-Men book, Exceptional X-Men, isn't included in this plan
because it's a book about a bunch of OC that no one but the writers cares about
Tom is Mr cutthroat when it comes to the sink or swim ethos of seemingly cancelling books too soon, talks about it in almost every newsletter including today's. He probably knows it's a risk and likely not long for the world.
The problem is none of these books have any chance.
X-books have been in a sales gutter since Inhumans, which was why hoxpox happened.
Trimming the fat isn't going to save the franchise when they are firing blanks. They have got gender study majors helming these book and no a-lister at the helm to anchor the books. And they have no plan for these books other than generic superheroics, which was how they got themeselves into the situation in the first place.
This is just a disaster.
>X-books have been in a sales gutter since Inhumans, which was why hoxpox happened.
Cause they were doing the same repeat loop of having the X-men get back on their feet with a bunch of different teams doing their own thing, only to knock them back down with another major catastrophe threatening the entirety of the mutant race. Which despite all the promises of changing things up, they nonetheless replicated for the Krakoa era and will probably do for this next era too.
It ain't the fact they're doing generic superheroics that's going to kill them. It's the fact the writers have no ideas on where to goddamn take the X-men beyond straight back into the trashpile to milk aged out drama.
After krakoa is miss the genosha era, at least back then they knew ethnostates were bad!
Generic superheroics is a big sign they have no plan for the x-line other than to copy what the rest of Marvel is doing or trying to replicate decades old stories from the Claremont run.
>copy what the rest of Marvel is doing
After the years and years and years of attempted massive shakeups and cosmic events that are still on-going in some books, the fact that they're even still trying "generic superheroics" in any books that aren't just Spider-Man is a shocker in and of itself
The problem of the X-Men is they are the genetic next. Nobody except the weirdest writers is ever going to tell stories where their species as a whole wins because it means humanity lost either through a genocide or fricking around and finding out with some marvel artifact of power. But I regularly see x-men diehard stans wishing for such stories.
>It ain't the fact they're doing generic superheroics that's going to kill them. It's the fact the writers have no ideas on where to goddamn take the X-men beyond straight back into the trashpile to milk aged out drama.
ding dong. krakoa was literally a repeat of decimation, without decimation.
>and no a-lister at the helm to anchor the books.
i don't think a-listers are a thing anymore in comics. who's the newest one? the dogman guy?
Hickman and Morrison are still a-listers even though the former is flailing with GODS. But USM shows he has still got it.
If Hickman doesn't finish USM he's fricked. He's in desperate need of one complete, lengthy run like Avengers or F4 which were almost 10 - 13 years ago. Krakoa got fricked because he made it a group project. GODS bombed because he focused on his ocs. And he's only got USM because he let noob Camp tackle Ultimates.
There is no way that he will be on this for more than two years.
>here is no way that he will be on this for more than two years.
he's gonna drop it by issue 6, he's the biggest hack in comics after Bendis, he can't finish anything
both of these guys are from the cancelled generation.
I don't know of any a-lister younger than hickman in "cape+indie" comics. all the big names do either webtoon romance or scholastic stuff
> "X-Men and [Uncanny X-Men] will alternate in this regard, with two issues on sale every other month in rotation."
Seems overly complicated but whatever.
So how will the blood hunt tie-ins work with the relaunch? I would say they should make more books about these hot x-babes
Hnnnggg
>pandering to waifugays
Not sure if this is a good a bad sign
Nah, she is just japanese.
Is that Psylocke or Kwannon? I'm a little confused what their current situation is now.
Kwannon goes by Psylocke too now. Betsy is Captain Britain and dyke with Rachel, who are getting a new book too
Okay so they gave the Psylocke name to Kwannon then.
Looks like Cyclops team's new base in Alaska will debute in this week's Avengers #12, it's a former sentinel factory
Why do the avengers care about the x-men? If the x-men die the world actually would be a better place
Lately there's been a push to include the Avengers when shit hits the fan for mutants because the X-men never receive help from Avengers fans are a very loud minority
I mean the x-men always claim they don't need help from anybody and tell other heroes to stay away from mutant affairs, so the avengers don't mess with that shit
The X-men are kind of like a lightning rod for evil mutant shitfits. And if they're gone, then the Avengers are the ones who have to deal with frickwads like Magneto or Apocalypse.
>if the X-Men die then the Avengers are the ones who have to deal with frickwads like Magneto or Apocalypse.
They already do or at least used to
Anon it's been a while since Magneto or Apocalypse or any of the mutant big bads threw an evil mutant shitfit. Given that Orchis is 99% fodder idky the Avengers bothered. The mutants are all prepped to strike back with the Arrako mutants on side as well.
>Anon it's been a while since Magneto or Apocalypse or any of the mutant big bads threw an evil mutant shitfit
Magneto I'll 100% give you cause by this point he's attached to the hip with the X-men, but Apocalypse was causing shit with the X-men not even a year before HoxPox. And it's not like any of them actually reformed or changed their ways on Krakoa, everyone just had to pretend not to notice them continuing to be evil buttholes.
>The problem of the X-Men is they are the genetic next
The booklines frankly need to move on from that shit. At this point, they're no more the inheritors of humanity than the Inhumans or gamma mutates or robots ever were, but writers keep obsessing on that point like it matters and it's what leads to this whole genocide loop the books are stuck in. Like you pointed out, nobody at Marvel is going to be stupid enough to let the X-men writers create a scenario where the mutants wipe out humanity aka wipe out all the other supers and have it be the end goal of the entire Marvel line. So they really need to pivot to just something fricking else by now.
>So they really need to pivot to just something fricking else by now.
The whole point is they don't have a place to pivot to other than superheroes. Hickman had some sort of plan for the books after Krakoa with a new set up for the entire line. But he's nowhere in sight.
And Brevoort is just treating the books like Avengers lite. He has no fricking clue what to do other than diversity hires.
Just shove them into space exploration. They spend so much of their time dealing with alien empire bastards anyways that it might make for a better change of pace at this point than the usual evil racist hillbillies with scifi lasers.
>Why do the avengers care about the x-men?
Iron man/Tony 's wife right now is Emma Forst, that's why. It's a marriage alliance
>Carol Danvers helping the muties that tried to kill her multiple times
Pottery
Wow. That is such a dogshit design for Tony's armor. What the actual frick were they thinking?
It's because they are stuck. Bleeding Edge was the last distinctive armor, before that was Extremis. Every armor since then is just based on the base design, even the current 'manually wear' one. Dunno how they can make a good Iron Man design that doesn't feel derivative though.
Seems crazy this stuff doesn't start till AUGUST I know they have to solicit months in advance but man that seems like a long time
>Get good artists on books
This is good
>Accelerate publishing schedule forcing them to rush even though you'll need to use filler artists anyway
This is dumb
Basically X-Men every week once all three books are running. Cool.
I give 'em two months before all the delays start happening.
Brevoort is usually on top of this shit. He 's almost certainly going to use to a lot of artists on each title to minimize delays.
It's the creative stuff you should be worried about.
>It is 1975 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion
>It is 1992 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion
>It is 2001 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion
>It is 2011 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion
>It is 2024 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion
>>It is 2024 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion
They're not in the mansion dumb dumb, the mansion is now a prison complex
This time is in Alaska though
one step forward two steps back
oh wow how original
I feel like moving them out of the mansion is the dump part.
Anyone complaining about MUH MANSION is just trying to cope with the fact that books are shit
>>It is 1992 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion
>>It is 2001 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men back into the mansion
this one never happened tho'. One x-team stayed at the mansion for the whole period but then in 97 Charles ran them out of his house
Nta but I think he's talking about relaunches that have a bunch X-Men living back at the mansion again
>It is 1991 and Magneto tries to establish a mutant ethnostate.
>It is 1993 and Magneto tries to establish a mutant ethnostate
>It is 1999 and Magneto establishes a mutant ethnostate
>It is 2006 and the mutant community are all living in one location
>It is 2008 and the mutant community are all living in one location
>It is 2009 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men to a mutant ethnostate
>It is 2017 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men to a mutant ethnostate
>It is 2019 and Marvel decides to move the X-Men to a mutant ethnostate
>Marvel's X-Men and Uncanny X-Men comics to ship 18 issues a year each
That's more than how much they are planning to sell.
I just hope the Gambit one is good honestly. He came out of the gay orgy island ok compared to a lot of the others, so I'm hoping that trend will continue
Based gigachad Gambit not being implied suck unreal amounts of penis thank god
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They killed Psylocke with that new black burqa, frick this woke NU Marvel timeline
Meanwhile Betsy is dyking out with Rachel ffs what are they doing? At least Magik is back to her bimbo look and Jubilee is coombait for the first time in years
Think they'll finally pull the trigger on Cyclops/Psylocke that was teased in the 90s
So who will the villains be? I hope we don't see any Sentinels for a while, they've been way overused lately. Have the X-Men fight some evil mutants who have gone back to their evil ways now that Krakoa isn't around.
>So who will the villains be?
Humans you should now by now that the x-men are not allowed to fight other mutants anymore cuz all mutants are valid even the most evil of them, so the villains are again gonna be humans
Except that there are still plenty of unambigiously evil mutants even in current comics like Mister Sinister, Beast, Sebastian Shaw, Selene, the rest of the Externals, Sabretooth, the Strucker twins...
>Mister Sinister
not a mutant
>Sebastian Shaw, Selene
he wasn't included in the mutant israel cuz kitty pryde is a israelite
>the Strucker twins
not even that evil, didn't got to live in mutant israel cuz magneto and kitty pryde are israelites
>Beast
dead and replaced by a clone
>Sabretooth
due to most mutants being straight up racial supremacist now sabretooth is not that bad by comparison and was against mutant israel, that makes him more morally righteous than 99% of mutants
>the rest of the Externals
Somehow Apocalypse managed to get into mutant israel however if magneto is mutant Hitler then he's mutant Stalin but the X-Men don't care, he shares the same racial supremacist believes as them so he's ok in their book
something to note is that Emma Frost has done more evil shit than Beast, Sebastatian Shaw, Selene and the Strucker twins but the X-gays love her
Selene has been evil since the Dawn of time no one can possibly has a rap sheet like her
being hot makes women get a pass for being evil, is not fair
Would dick fix her?
Captain America tried and failed
Sorry, I meant Richard Rider not penis
what
Rich Rider also known as Dick Rider also known as Nova
what does he have to do with anything
hehe. penis
She's had 2000 years of hedonistic dick riding in her little roman colony in the amazon. Nothing will fix her, she wants to eat people.
>Would dick fix her?
Dick=/=Penis
Dick=Rich Rider
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Which Marvel character has the best chance at getting to settle down and be his tradwaifu? And what are the odds she cucks him anyway?
probably a greek god, Hercules is one of the most divorced guys out there, he should try fricking her
hercules will never frick a woman again
what about a trans woman?
maybe in 2045
Hercules 15 to 30 years ago? He wouldn't want her as a tradwaifu. He'd love having her as a giga bawd to dick around. Hercules now? Is a raging homosexual who'd probably want to be cucked and fluff the bull. Fricking Ewing.
selene is one of the few comic evil b***hes that I would despise
still hot tho
>the Strucker twins...
they didn't accept them but somehow this guy was ok for them
Cause they were white nazizs while Gorgon was an asian nazi. That makes it easier to accept, somehow.
Some people did have a problem with Apocalypse, but somehow the only three mutants on Krakoa that EVERYONE hated and had a problem with were the Strucker twins, for being "racists" on an island where almost everyone was bigoted against humans, and Cortez, not for starting a cult of murderous terrorists, not for starting a race war in Genosha, and not for using a baby as a hostage, but just because he betrayed Magneto during one of Magneto's villain phases.
>can be totally discriminating against humans, constantly throw out slurs like "flatscan" or throwing out the term "human" as if it's a dirty word
>but don't you dare be discriminate against a specific kind of human, not cool man
It's that weird disconnect that never fricking made sense because it was trying to have their cake while eating it, too. They're trying to make them seem inclusive and cool, but their overall rhetoric was no different from any ultranationalist nation-state seeing anyone not of their nation as something they found beneath their shoe.
i mean I guess it's because there are mutants who are black or asian or gay or whatever so if you're racist or against gay people it does affect them too and not just the normal humans(because frick them lel)
>captcha: DNAM0
neat it's one letter away from dynamo
I imagine they prefer using "flatscan" because using the other common Genoshan slur of "dead end" would make the level of arrogance and intended viciousness far too obvious even for X-men fans.
Well the Strucker twins are white nazis so you see...
>gorgon as featured in secret warriors
pure moron
>Mister Sinister, Beast, Sebastian Shaw, Selene, the rest of the Externals, Sabretooth, the Strucker twins
the new brotherhood of evil mutants looking fresh
Simone has hinted at OC villains, don’t know if anyone else has said anything
Simone is definitely just making a group of white backwater hicks as her initial villains.
We'll probably see "old school" Sentinels after all of the Stark Sentinels are destroyed and Nimrod is defeated.
Plenty of evil mutants. Aliens aren't off-limits cause they were fricking around with a lot of alien empires in the early days of Krakoa. They also invented a bunch of other anti-mutant knockoff organizations like the snotnose version of the Hellfire Club and the ecoterrorist grannies. Maybe a successor to the Nasty Boys, just a bunch of punkass mutants looking to ruin people's lives, or even a new incarnation of the Brotherhood of Mutants, now that mutants are going to be more understandably given more shit than usual.
Uncanny has NOLA with Gambit/Rogue so Belladonna and the Assassins Guild is an obvious one for the Uncanny book.
I don't think women can write good team books because they never had that experience in real life.
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The twins are also just buttholes.
But so was almost everyone else on Krakoa, it's no reason to single them out.
buttholes in text, not Cinemaphile hating all the mutants
There's enough goodwill on Cinemaphile towards what X-Men used to be decades ago that we probably wouldn't be hating them all if they weren't being written as buttholes, the writers are just tone deaf to what they're doing to the characters they're writing.
Why are the three x-men teams separated?
they're trying to appeal to 3 different kinds of people at the same time
not sure if this is a great idea or a desperate ploy for money or both
>Post-Krakoa anti-mutant violence is bad even though they held the world to ransom with their anti-cancer drugs.
honestly at this point i understand why humans hate mutants so much, they've gave them so many reasons, and X-Men aren't even likeable
>modern x-men
>no black men
>no nonwhite men
>just more white men and
>white/nonwhite fetish shit females
I hope it fails and continues to fail.
The book has Idie has the token black woman.
>Muh wepwesentayshun
shoo shoo tourist
I watched x-men 97
the voices are awful and the story is dumb
feels bad man