Why is it so hard for artists to remember to draw her with the cleft chin and dimples? One job, gays. ONE JOB.
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Why is it so hard for artists to remember to draw her with the cleft chin and dimples? One job, gays. ONE JOB.
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Meh, I get more triggered when they don't draw his web armpits, and this happens since forever
The web armpits are canonically something he ditches on occasion due to them constantly getting damaged and him being too poor to fix them.
Why the frick is a genius dork is poor still, anyways?. The frick is wrong with people who think the poor Einstein archetype is relatable?.
because a dude who spends half of his time as a vigilante and the other half doing normal things with friends and family isn't going to have the time or social resources to set up a startup or whatever
Bs. Armoured spider had it made. He's not tesla, who lacked the social skills and Neurotypical mindset to make it without getting fricked over. And it's not like peter lives with an ethnic family where your entire family is involved in your social life. He lives with his aunt ffs. Idek who his friends are anymore. Lately all he seems to do is hang around other heroes or only dumb games with his villains.
Remind me how Pete lost his money from his Parker Industries shit.
Peter is has self destructive tendencies due to his survivor's guilt.
Not really a good role model for kids in that respect. Self sacrifice for the greater good is fine but self destruction for the sake of it isn’t. Spidey shouldn’t be feeling like he’s Job and getting punished every time for doing the right thing. Kids are going to look at that and think it’s better to be self serving and destructive towards others.
That's fine by me. The more unrelatable Peter is. The better miles stands out. Soon enough they'll kill off peter and have miles takeover which is a win win for us and petergays. Wouldn't you rather see your hero retired in death than becoming a self hating cuck for the 8483929 time.
How the frick is Cinemaphile the place where people unironically go “ won’t someone think of the children?” Mode? Yes he’s imperfect as a role model, it makes him seem more interesting
Aren't kids the primary target audience?.
Yeah but as a kid I understood these were fictional characters and I didn't need to model myself entirely off them.
And how old were you back then when you came to that conclusion?. Kids today are way more impressionable than they were before.
Pretty early. But I also had present parents who made sure to give me actual moral lessons
>Kids today are way more impressionable
I think it would depend on how they're raised. My sister made it pretty clear to my 8 year old nephew that cartoons are cartoons and not real life.
A character doesn’t need to be in a constant state of suffering to be interesting.
Good, the world would be a better place if the ego of humankind were set aside and people embrace truly helping others over their petty sense of self.
Because of bad writers, it was cute in his 20s but after existing for 60 years still being unable to afford rent, not being able to hold down a job, leading on several women at a time it's just getting cringe
Peter's relatability comes from him having to struggle for end's meet--not his intellect.
Web armpits aren't that necessary in the design
They are cool thi
Need more freckles
Now?
What ai did you use?
https://perchance.org/ai-character-generator
(Mary Jane Watson-Parker in the style of John Romita, dimples, cleft chin, bangs, freckles)
Have fun.
Damn this b***h is pretty
Mj best girl
Rachel McAddams MJ????
I always thought Bryce Dallas Howard would have been a better MJ then Gwen
Tfw no live action milf mj
So would Emma stone
Not really.
She is a redhead too.
>She is a redhead too.
No, Emma Stone is a blonde. She dyes her hair.
>imagine all those fingers around your dick
Cleft chins are ugly.
shit taste
Man ass chin.
Jawlet cope
my children will be strong, beautiful people who will breed endlessly and supply the world with glorious genes
you will have weak chinned hapa children who will commit murder suicide due to their misfortune in life
So you're saying these features are manly AND your daughters will be cumrags for Blacks?...you're fricked up anon.
>muh BBC
Mutt's law
I'm not black, but that's what you're saying anon. Would you like me to decipher it for you?.
There's literally nothing to decipher.
You're the one who started going on about black guys. Why are you so obsessed with them?
>my children will be strong, beautiful people who will breed endlessly and supply the world with glorious genes
You assume your children will breed and spread as much as possible throughout the WORLD. Half the WORLD IS BlackS. Lmao!.
>you will have weak chinned hapa children
You admit weak chins, jawlines are unmasculine traits wherefore your perception of female beauty correlates to masculine beauty. Thus admitting you find masculine traits on women to be attractive hence my response and calling it a manly feature.
Why do you want to breed masculine women only to watch Blacks breed them anon?.
alright, ignoring the fact that you're a moronic baiter and I'm playing into your hands
1. there's a lot more than just black people in the world
2. who said I was only going to have daughters?
3. I said weak chins and jawlines were ugly traits, not unmasculine traits.
In short: you're a moron. Go frick some Korean woman with half her face bones shaved off if you're really that serious.
>1. there's a lot more than just black people in the world
in our very CURRENT timeline. This will not be the case. As the chink population is dwindling. And let's be honest. Curry boys are not part of the equation for obvious reason. Eurepa face the problem of aging population. And africa is the most fertile place on earth right now. Do the math my brother.
>who said I was only going to have daughters?
Whataboutism. We're talking about females and female beauty standards. it doesn't help my conservative brain that you use the term "beautiful", whichis a little more common to be used for describing women, but it's not strange to describe a man in that way. Handsome - man Beautiful - woman Is the usual gender differential vocabulary
>3. I said weak chins and jawlines were ugly traits, not unmasculine traits.
Yes, true you did. But you also conflate the definitions of masculinity/femininity with beauty and ugliness as my previous answer to your second question illustrates. Plus, it's not odd or misguided to do so either as attractiveness holds an objective correlate in biology and environmental factors.
>I'm not black
We know, israelitelstein. We fricking know.
Get ready for #110.
Disgusting. A literal man feature.
I'm glad you guys are all brown or whites who won't breed. If you look at Anne fricking Margaret and cry that she isn't like some anime character you're beyond brain-fried. Your entire language is cartoons so you associate a reasonably strong jaw with cartoon superheroes instead of a naturally attractive feature, and instead turn to featureless anime women and plastic surgery bugs.
>I'm glad you guys are all brown or whites who won't breed
>Your entire language is cartoons so you associate a reasonably strong jaw with cartoon superheroes
>and instead turn to featureless anime women and plastic surgery bugs.
>he doesn't know
Damage control at its finest.
At the end of the day you're telling me you wouldn't have sex with this woman and that's all I need to know.
At the end of the day I'm telling you that you need better reading comprehension skills. But l accept the facts that life can be unfair.
I just don't like women with man chins anon, you're the one writing tldr rants about shit.
And I'm telling you if you think those features are masculine you've lost track of reality.
Rumor Willis, yes, that's a masculine chin. Just having a strong line to a chin or a cleft, that's not masculine. It's a matter of size, not just shape.
It's ugly, I don't wanna think of an ASS when I see a girl chin.
Post chin homosexual
Why you wanna look a man chin?
>think of an ASS
sounds like your problem if you see a woman and think of a man's ass.
> I fricking HATE looking at women they remind me of men
What did he mean by this?
They're called butt chins for a reason anon.
because you're 9?
Everybody always talks about black cat or mary jane, but no one ever says anything about black cat AND mary jane
Parallel Lives has peak MJ design
literally the original
simple, nobody cares
What the frick are you stupid Black folk arguing about? Your autism is annoying, move on already
yes, I'm sure you can't wait for your next coomer, shipgaygin and memeverse threads discussion with the highest IQ this board got fo offer.
Trust me, this is as good as the next one.
How about Alyssa Sutherland?
Damn, this shit can be extremely good. Artists are fricked.
>hand
What commands did you use to get the comic book art style?
color comic book, ink lines,
Works with all artstyles, including realistic.
Go frick yourself.
Why did you respost it?
>didn't notice
shes just irrelevant dude
Shut up.
>S-HES NOT IRRELEVANT S-SHUT UP!!!!
Who's more relevant?
Michelle-jones?
She appears in every piece of spidey media. Was married to him for 20 irl years. And was portrayed as the mother to his daughter this year. Idk irrelevant wouldn't fit her lol.
Plenty of love interests to choose from to be Peter's one and only, and yet they almost always default to MJ. 81 gave him Medusa. Amazing Friends gave him Firestar. Marvel Adventures gave him Chat. 94 and Ultimate could've gone with Super Soldier Felicia and Kitty Pryde respectively, but instead chose to default to MJ because that's how it was in the source. Even the Amazing films could've kept Gwen alive to further differentiate itself from the Raimi films. They killed her off so they could introduce MJ for TASM3. It's those situations where adhering so close to the source only serves to be detrimental to the overall narrative you're trying to tell. Especially when you already made changes with the purpose of establishing a unique universe for the character.
I mean at this point it's just tied to the core. Like Clark and lois. Tas always aimed to be a 1 to 1 so of course it went with MJ and ultimate with kitty was just bends s thing
And I mean tasm Gwen is usm MJ anyways. And tasm 2 had MJ before they cut her.
And honestly none of those harmed the story they were trying to tell. The issues are maybe giving MJ traits to the others lol
None will ever have that history. Because none of those last that long nor are as infleuntial. One and only means one and only.
But each Spider-Man are functionally their own character in their own unique universe. They don't need to be 1:1 to prior depictions and can go in their own direction.
t. mary-prostitute-gay at xir finest
Hi, Dan. How ya doing today? Working hars on your spider-man sidekick comic? We'll all pretend you didn't already do that with silk, atleast you didn't base this ine one on ine of yiur personal beat off fantasies.....I hope.
Dan shouldn't you be working on superior rn?
How relevant is Gwen and Felicia?
Yea, Debra Whitman is the future for Pete.
Straight or wavy hair?
Rip to the master.