Master and Commander

Master and Commander

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Commander and Master

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Master Commander and

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    WE DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR DAMNED THREAD SIR

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    master and who?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Coomander

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      watch Hornblower

      idk sounds kind of gay

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >idk
        you're right

        sucks they never made any more

        but reading synopses of the books they dont seem to focus much on actual naval tactic or exploration much to be honest

        >they dont seem to focus much on actual naval tactic or exploration much to be honest
        naval life isn't all boat chases and cannon fights.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >naval life isn't all boat chases and cannon fights.

          Sure. But i dont give a frick about anything else.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >is it true there is a place in a man's boat that if you shoot it, it will blow up?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll admit I think I was too young when I saw this movie and I didn't get it. Now that I am an old man should I give it another shot. Would it mean more to me having lived and seen a lot more of life?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >should I give it another shot
      Yes.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is M&C:FSotW the most "women will never understand" film of all time?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was until le epic clown movie came out.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I might be a Jonah. Anyone who responds my posts seems to just disappear.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    While it is a fantastic movie with the best naval action ever put to film and almost perfect casting (the leads, Killick, etc, only Bonden sadly miscast) it is a complete misunderstanding of the character of Maturin, turning him into a whiny liberal almost wimp. Read the books, trust me, it will be one of the most enriching piterary experiences of your life.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      *literary

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've read the first few and they are fantastic. I'm going to read them all eventually.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Surely some of the best novels ever written, especially the first 3. But the series as a whole makes it a transcendental experience, you really know these people. And I have rarely read anyone who has such a fine eye for the minute details of human behavior as O'brien. I just finished reading all 20 for the second time last year,going to give it a little time before I start again, but it is surely coming.

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do you not know that in the service you must choose the lesser of two weevils?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    watch Hornblower

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I didn't care much for Hornblower.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kinoblower
      I have the whole series on DVD. Good comfy rainy day fair.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this the navy version of Sharpe?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        as a man who has never seen Sharpe, yes.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        hornblower is superior because you couldnt buy a commission in the navy
        sharpes writer uses that as a crutch when he needs another bumbling fool to pull rank on the chosen men
        both are 10/10 shows

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i cant wait to re-make hornblower with AI
      fug i am going to make so many sailing kinos

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        So many possibilities are opening up. They say: you can't just turn a novel into a movie, well now we can test it. Could take all 20 of Obrien's novels and adapt every scene. The action like action, most like a regular movie, some where it's about the prose like a silent movie with voice over, some in the style of a video essay or travelogue, just whatever fits the scene best. Casting whoever you'd like. I'd have the narrator from Jesse James speaking with a vaguely British accent read it, the main cast from master and commander can stay with a fatter Crowe, Tom hardy as Bonden and some great British actors of the 40s and 50s as the admiralty.

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw it on the big screen again a few months ago. So much kino. Obviously the audience was into it, it's become a but if a cult movie since initial release. Good audiences can really make a film experience better, just like bad audiences can take away somewhat.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm jelly

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was pretty awesome. I like the movie much more now than it's initial release, so happy to see it again. Also saw Heavy Metal on the big screen recently. Not a good movie but fun as hell, especially with a good audience. Surprising number of women in the audience too, at both films now that I think about it.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          wait where did you see it dude, im mad jelly

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Different theaters in LA. One great consolation prize to living here is great movie theater choices, for films both new and old. Got to see a double feature of 1930s screwball comedies on 35mm last week.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    sucks they never made any more

    but reading synopses of the books they dont seem to focus much on actual naval tactic or exploration much to be honest

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to see Steven smuggling Jack through France in the bear costume

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I want to see
        >Why is the dogwatch so short?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Midwit.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        theres a reason they didnt make any more

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          And the reason is not that the books lack naval action. Especially the first and the fourth are almost nothing but naval action. And not against some American privateer chasing whalers but against the Napoleonic navy. Just because an IQ of what must be around 103 makes you feel you have an insight that the average person lacks doesn't mean youre not a fricking idiot, little buddy. Try reading a whole book instead of an online synopsis written by people as shitbrained as yourself for a change. Though you might not be up for the challenge.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah dude some napoleonic spy pulp is real sophisticated and big brained

            Why would i read anything else if i were smarter? Pynchon or Mishima or McCarthy

            I read the book the movie us based. Im a frickin GENIUS

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              >sophisticated and big brained
              kek what does that have to do with anything? unsophisticated slop gets made into movies all the time.

              And the reason is not that the books lack naval action. Especially the first and the fourth are almost nothing but naval action. And not against some American privateer chasing whalers but against the Napoleonic navy. Just because an IQ of what must be around 103 makes you feel you have an insight that the average person lacks doesn't mean youre not a fricking idiot, little buddy. Try reading a whole book instead of an online synopsis written by people as shitbrained as yourself for a change. Though you might not be up for the challenge.

              based

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Spy pulp. Pynchon lol. Could you be more of a midwit?

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    watched it with my dad in theatres, can't think of a more perfect dad and young son movie

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which character or characters would be gender swapped if this film were to be made today, do you think?

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blakeny is the best

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good movie. I really like it.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Master bates

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whats good sailing kino? i get dopamine from procedural scenes like when people work the riggings and evaluate how to gain more speed from their ships

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

      started watching horatio, seems kino, also watching black flags and seen M&C

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