Masters of the Universe: Revolution spoilers are out

To be taken with a grain don't know if the spoliers are true or not but I for one think they are true.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not watching, tell me what happens so I can get angry

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Randor dies, comes back as a ghost to help He-Man
      >Hordak gets killed by Skeletor who has gotten a magitech upgrade and no goes by Skeletech
      >Evil-lyn gets a redemption arc, joins the Cosmic Guardians
      >Teela becomes an all-powerful being combining all three magics into herself
      >Eternia gets destroyed, Teela uses her power to bring it back
      >He-Man gets new golden armor
      >Adam and Teela get together
      >Adam abolishes the monarchy, ushers in democracy for Eternia
      >Despara/She-Ra gets teased at one point

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Hordak gets killed by Skeletor who has gotten a magitech upgrade and no goes by Skeletech
        Hordak forever a b***h
        >Evil-lyn gets a redemption arc, joins the Cosmic Guardians
        Disgusting but still better than Catra
        >Adam abolishes the monarchy, ushers in democracy for Eternia
        Based
        >Despara/She-Ra gets teased at one point
        Sure, tease her after killing her main villain. How exciting.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Adam abolishes the monarchy, ushers in democracy for Eternia
        I swear to frick these morons would try to turn LotR into a democracy if they were given the chance.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Skeletor who has gotten a magitech upgrade and now goes by Skeletech
        I can't tell if this is cool or lame. I'm leaning towards "lame."

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Despara/She-Ra gets teased at one point
        With Hordak dead, what's the point?

        Unless they make Despara into Skeleton's daughter from that one comic.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She-Ra having a Hordak mask/alter ego is one of those super moronic ideas from the DC Comics we are stuck with going forward, since it lets writers tease She-Ra without having to having to deliver her due to the clusterfrick that is the rights relating to her character.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Tim Seeley already not giving a frick and spoilering shit about the Despara tease so that leak is confirmed. We also have fricking Skeleteen and Kay-La in this cover.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Adam and Teela get together
        I mean it was obvious but I am still not thrilled about it.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I hate how every adventure show goes DEMOCRACY GOOD and it's so frustrating.

        >democracy doesn't account for class and gaps in wealth you morons

        Trying to smack in democracy into a fantasy setting with magic or superheroes is fundamentally incompatible because it will always transform into superpowered feudalism.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't they want us to escape into fantasy anymore? What's next president He-Man vs vote manipulator skeletor?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Why don't they want us to escape into fantasy anymore? What's next president He-Man vs vote manipulator skeletor?

          Royals are b***hes though

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >DEMOCRACY
          Ironically, democracy is less effective and more corrupt than monarchy, giving a voice and vote to the idiots was a mistake.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >monarchist cope
            Eat shit Louis

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I hate how every adventure show goes DEMOCRACY GOOD and it's so frustrating.

            >democracy doesn't account for class and gaps in wealth you morons

            Trying to smack in democracy into a fantasy setting with magic or superheroes is fundamentally incompatible because it will always transform into superpowered feudalism.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not to mention the giant oversight that Randor didn't rule Eternia but he was just one of many fiefdoms ruled by other kings and sorcerers. Sure, his kingdom was big and had ties to just about all other ones but Adam couldn't declare a change of government for the whole planet because he didn't rule the planet.

          Even in the 2000 series they pointed out often that half the Masters had their own kingdoms and we're only hanging around to fight Skeletor.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because It's a hack move and being a hack is Smith's only move.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >>Evil-lyn redemption.
        Woman can't be held accountable for their actions.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Any news about Scare Glow or is he just one-off

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      okay here you go
      spolier 1 He-man and tila get together in the end
      2. He-man annouces how dumb loyalty ruling is and allows democracy
      3. randor dies but later comes back as ghost to help He-man
      4. hak is killed and replaced a magic tech infused skeletor who kills hordak.
      5.Evil-Lyn gets redemption and joins the cosmic guardians with zoda.

      6.william shatner is a disguised skeletor hordak mind wipes k kor orgins but the personality resurfaces and he tricks He-Man into believing he is randor adpoted half brother and takes control of turnia he-man uses a power sword to undo the technolgy take over the people and revert skeletor to kelor.

      6. tila combines all three magics have skeletor staffs and zor the sorcerer power into herself and all powerful being recreates eternia.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >6. tila combines all three magics have skeletor staffs and zor the sorcerer power into herself and all powerful being recreates eternia

        I mean it sounds like a gigantic mary sue thing but I guess it ties into green goddess lore...who is on the poster. I can barely bring myself to care enough to watch though.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >5.Evil-Lyn gets redemption and joins the cosmic guardians with zoda.

        Im so sick of lame redemption arks. She killed heaven ffs.

        I want a MotU show that uses the old lore where castle greyskull is surrounded by a time void and mutates you and corrupts your mind and drains your life force the longer you're inside, and every floor is a timewarp different time period.

        And looks like this image feels

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The Netflix CGI he-man had close to that but you idiots didn't watch it cause you had to suck off Kevin smith

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I watched it legally..

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sure you did bro.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm serious tho

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I watched it with my nephew and I was hyped for Kevin Conroy Hordak and the Despara tease from the art book. The world is cruel.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More like Kevin Smith did some sucking.

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just tell us how woke it is

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This sounds like a whole lot of shit. Over the top, try hard shit.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This sounds like a whole lot of shit. Over the top, try hard shit.
      So it is perfect fit for Kevin Smith Masters of the Universe then? I mean you did see the first fricking series

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BP

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Hordak killed by Skeletor in less than 5 episodes
    Is He-Man ever going to get to fight this guy?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Probably not. there is a large subsect of He-Man fans who DESPISE the Horde and consider them the forerunners of shit like Galvatron/Scourge/Cyclonus and Serpentor/Cobra-La; characters who exist solely to make the real villains look like shit after the real villains are jobbed out to the point of being reduced to comedy jobber status.

      These are also the same buttholes who complain about He-Man not being a violent super-serious drama and who throw a tantrum if Skeletor isn't a hyper violent edgelord super villain supreme who kicks puppies and killing people for fun every five minutes and keep demanding the Keldor origin be Skeletor's backstory

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    who cares? I don't want this
    what I want is a MODERN non cgi motu reboot. it doesn't have to be gay, just NEW. I'm just beyond numb to 80's nostalgia pandering.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      As a Catra fan your word has no weight whatsoever

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >doesn't believe in redemption
        fricking israelite

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Even Jesus would slap Catra.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Redemption comes after facing consequences, don’t bring biblical figures into this if you don’t know what the Bible itself has portrayed when it comes to redemption.

          Unless Evil-Lyn is shown being absolutely humbled and works for her redemption then it has already become incompatible with the biblical portrayal, turning into the effortless and unmerited arcs you see in modern works.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >redemption comes after facing consequences
            Ehhhhh, that's debatable in Christian theology.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You are mistaking it Grace/Salvation, which is seen as free in Christian theology, but every single sinner character in the Bible had to go through a redemption arc to finally see eye to eye with Jesus and turn a new leaf in their lives. From the Old Testament with Nebuchadnezzar to the New Testament with Paul, and many others.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You've got this backwards, actually. Salvation/grace is something that has to be chosen, but redemption is quite literally free in Christian theology, that's what the crucifixion did, redeem all of mankind.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ...if they except Jesus and turn their lives around

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The issue is rarely the redemption itself as much as it's the character being welcomed into the super best friends forever club with open arms as if they whole thing never happened. See Magneto. You can have him join the X-men to fight a bigger villain but at the end of the story if he's not dead he better frick off to his lonesome.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Frick Kevin Smith

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    oh shit i still gotta watch season 2

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Early spoiler-free reviews all seem to agree this is way, way too much shit to cram into five episodes.

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