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How can we fix Masters of the Universe??? Or is it really broken?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >netlifx
    just let it stay dead

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just re run the original show. Sword and Sorcery, even gay ass He-Man is not currently compatible with the west.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the original show was horrible!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Go be gay somewhere else, Kevin!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        frickoff butthole

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Stick clown up your ass and eat it.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Looks great to me.
        Have you seen how animated shows look now?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I like He-man (mainly because I grew up with the tv show and toys) but I'm not pretending that it was a master piece. It's actually pretty cheap and schlocky like many other 70's and 80's cartoons but it's still an important piece of my childhood.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        What's bad about it?
        no buzzwords

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Is this the one he dies at the first episode?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They used the classic Death and Ressurection gimick. He dies and gets sent to a heaven like place called Pre-Ternia so while his soul is in Pre-Ternia everyone on his planet Eternia mournes and Teela somehow winds up in Preternia and they figure out they can bring He-Man back...

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The whole stink about Teela becoming the new main character is wildly exaggerated, she never replaced He-Man as the main character,

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Except he-man is in flashbacks, or rendered moronic. Adam is constantly dead or dying. And Teela is the main pov for 80% of the show. With the remainder going to Lynn and skeletor.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          He's fully alive by the halfway point and leads the good guys at the end.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            He comes back, gets stabbed in the liver, morons out and 90% of the normal heman scenes are the trailer.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              He beats Skeletor by the end, this is you just sperging about wahmen getting some screentime. The story of Revolution focuses a lot more on Adam now and you can't shut up about it still.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Look, the sin of Revelations was it was boring. They sidelined near the entire cast for a shit story while the trailers were all about He-man and beatdowns and then didn't deliver. That's not on the audience.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Revelations was a perfectly fine, functional show. Was it amazing? Not by any stretch. But it fell victim to outrage farming and YouTube grifters who yell at anything with a woman on it because they know anti-wokeness gets them money. You couldn't discuss anything about the show or the many legitimate shortcomings it has without some moron yelling that Teela was the protagonist now.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                So functional it killed the actual good show on netflix.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >You couldn't discuss anything about the show or the many legitimate shortcomings it has without some moron yelling that Teela was the protagonist now.
                You're right about the YouTube grifters blowing things out of proportion for views, but the writers rooms obsession with Teela and Evil-Lyn and going full moron with their power levels is stupid. Constant upgrades and new Godlike powers altering reality and the afterlife, for fricks sake we get it, girls rule. Calm the frick down with this shit already.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Teela was originally meant to be Sorceress from the time the toys were first created and even before the 80s cartoon. If anything Kevin Smith dug too deep into that lore and the casual fans had no clue of her character. The one thing 80's He-Mam dod was an episode where Sorceress reveals she is Teelas Mother, but then Sorceress erases that knowledge to protect her. By he end pf the 80's He-Man show they never resolved that subplot. Netflix and Kevin Smiths collaborative thought prcessss came up with the idea to have this Teela as the sorceress story be completed. They didn't want to reboot the 80's He-Man , they wanted to grow the 80's He-Man show up from it's childish style of storytelling.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Teela as the sorceress story be completed.
                Having her become the Sorceress is different from giving her four different Cosmic Power Levels and corresponding Mega Armors like she's a Dragon Ball character on her way to 9000!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >they wanted to grow the 80's He-Man show up from it's childish style of storytelling.
                That's fricking stupid. That's so fricking stupid. He-man is by it's very nature a childish story. It's pure childish wish fulfillment, like Captain Marvel. Both are rooted in the universal boyhood wish every young boy has to BE the heroes they see in movies, or comics. He-man works best when he's an extension of childish fantasy. Summon the power of Greyskull, become the hero of your fantasy, and live your dreams. That's He-man. He-man IS the fantasy. Now, what you can do is explore the very concept of male power fantasy. Dig into what it is and how it works. That's how you "grow" show up from it's childish storytelling. The shit they chose to do is just... masturbatory.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                so you expect the 80's kids who are now past 45 years of age to watch that same exact childish cartoon??? That's really stupid and foolish thinking.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                If you don't want MOTU, don't make MOTU
                It's that simple

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                80's He-Man is very similar to the 60's TV Batman both were kid focused shows . Batman then cam out with the 1990's movie which was not kid. focused. Revelation treats He-Man like 90's Batman did.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Watch other classic cartoons like Superman, Spider-Man, Captain America., then watch the more recent versions MOTU is treated the same way. Holy Frick you are moronic.

                Cope, Kevin. nu-Man is the equivalent of snydershit
                If you don't want MOU, don't male MOTU

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                But Batman was never meant to be kid focused

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                That guy is a troll, don't bother

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Watch other classic cartoons like Superman, Spider-Man, Captain America., then watch the more recent versions MOTU is treated the same way. Holy Frick you are moronic.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sounds like what you want is a documentary on child psychology applied to Masters of the Universe. I don't see any way to derive a story from exploring what you call power fantasy.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick off Kevin

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I watched the first season (half season?) and she did replace him.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Keep well meaning but spectacularly incompetent stoner Smith and his writer bros' as far away from it as possible. Someone at Mattel having less of an ego and taking a pause to really find a group of creators capable and talented enough to make something worthwhile instead of just shiting out content for the sake of it. Take inspiration from the original box-art and mini-comics that really had sense of tone and atmosphere instead of just making more faux anime He-Man.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The whole stink about Teela becoming the new main character is wildly exaggerated, she never replaced He-Man as the main character,

      They used the classic Death and Ressurection gimick. He dies and gets sent to a heaven like place called Pre-Ternia so while his soul is in Pre-Ternia everyone on his planet Eternia mournes and Teela somehow winds up in Preternia and they figure out they can bring He-Man back...

      So did he came back or no? Is him the sidekick now?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Teela simply had an arc in which she became The sorceress. She was the focus of it but He-Man clearly was still important and every character extolls his virtues and how he's not only mighty but kind and good and excellent for the second half of the season.
        And in the current show they have separate plotlines but He-Man's is clearly the main one and more action-packed.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Yes he came back, fully powered, and later even more. King Randor dies which is in the trailers and shouldn't spoil anything. I'm conservative and found no woke stuff in this season.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Just watch the old stuff and ignore the modern stuff

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1983 and 2002. All else is meh, Netflix version is Gay Cancer Aids in the ass.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Set up a team of 80s cartoon fans if there are any queer producers they'll make the women look like a dude.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Netflix needs to be obliterated out of existence. As I said, 1983 and 2002! May Netflix Rest In Piss!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      looks like and exaggerated carrie fisher.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That's a man

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's not your mother. It's a man, baby.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The netflix series is fine. Animation quality is pretty good. He-Man always saves the day gets evolutions. Although, will say the political decision they make at the end of Revolution is moronic and would get result in the deaths of many during political conflict.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's gay and lame! Go be a shill somewhere else!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the old cartoon was gay and lame.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          You're a moron, a zoomer moron which makes you thrice a lame duck loser! Piss off, rodent!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >the old cartoon was gay and lame.
          In the 80s men being strong and cool did not = gay.

          I know that's hard for your zoomer brain to comprehend

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >In the 80s men being strong and cool did not = gay
            You're absolutely right. He-Man however was pretty fricking gay

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Says who, a zoomer born far too late to even begin to understand how awesome Cartoons in the 80's/90's was?
              Begone

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Gen X never used the word "Thot" . You must be Gen Y amd Z, you're the late 90's Power Rangers kids and up.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Go be a dumb ass somewhere else.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Voltron was better than both your lame as Powr Rangers and the re-runs of He-Man you saw on cable

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Voltron

                lol no

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Voltron is one of the OG Mecha robots. Gundam, Transformers, and the Sentai shows before Dinosaur Rangers/ US Power Rangers , all those are Mecha. WTF is a Zord also???? Where does that come from??

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Randy Savage was not cool, he was outrageous and crazyand heavily pushed as a face. His Brother the Genius Lanny Poffo was much more a a funny and cool guy.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              Go be a zoomer somewhere else.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Imagine Lanny Poffo with his brother Randy Savages theme.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It looks better 40 years down the road than you will lil zoom zoom

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          so is your dad but that didn't stop me from fricking him in the ass last night and then immediately after fricked your mom in the pussy

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He man is for girls now, chud

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I liked the 2000's show just fine, but apparently ratings and toy sales ate a dick and it got canceled before they could do the horde stuff.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2003 show was good but didn't find a way to stand out. So many factors to it's marketing and competition that was totally different than the early 80's.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >just a white font with no texture or flare

    Why is everything so soulless and minimalist these days?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why? is Minimalist Font Gay? It's just a graphic design choice

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Because a certain tribe realizes the Illiad inspired a whiteman named Alexander the Great

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Indeed. 80s soul always the best.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Top is so much better but can anyone articulate why? I can't exactly explain why, the top feels a bit less cartoony maybe?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        it's cropped better. ...I never played the game though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Top is so much better but can anyone articulate why? I can't exactly explain why, the top feels a bit less cartoony maybe?

      The heroes aren't even in the same artstyle.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I really liked the 2002 show as a kid but I'm a bit scared to see if it holds up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      2003 show was good but didn't find a way to stand out. So many factors to it's marketing and competition that was totally different than the early 80's.

      2002 was awesome.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        2002 ? 2003? 200x? I don't give a frick. I was busy working and taking college classes.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    take it back to its roots

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Revolution was good tho and pretty much fixed all the issues from Revelation.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Kek not falling for this

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You're just a Low IQ Zoomer blindly follwing rage-click streamers , it is good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Can you skip Revelation or do you need it for the setup?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        You can skip Revelation, and move straight to Revolution, but go back to it after finishing Revolutiom

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >but go back to it after finishing Revolutiom
          Why? The whole point is to skip that shit fest. If you have to watch both I'd rather get the gay shit out of the way first so I can enjoy the good part.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Then watch Revelation first, I liked it because it had drama.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're just a Low IQ Zoomer blindly follwing rage-click streamers , it is good.

      Kys Kevin

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    is this apology show for the woman power shit we got few years back or its double down?

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dark fantasy, fully cgi animated to look like the old box art in motion.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >brown taint smith
    no ty

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How can we fix Masters of the Universe???

    Tell Kevin Smith to go back to the ViewAskew Universe and make stoner/wagie flicks again...save his frickin' soul.

    As for Masters of the Universe.... I was 6 when He-Man was a thing, and even I knew the show was nothing but a toy commercial. Not sure why people had to think there was this deep-lore people believed was attached to it.

    >Adam magically roid-rages, beats the shit out of the monster of the week, ...don't do drugs, see you next week.

    And today:
    >"He-Man and the Masters of the Universe!!!!", Starring Teela, Guest-Starring He-man in his own show.... do drugs, watch your pronouns, subscribe to Netflix"

    ...can't say I should be raging that MotU is woke-shit since the original show wasn't anything spectacular outside a child's fantasy.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >toy commercial.
      It's cartoon, schizo parrot

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Masterverse animation literally shits on Bezoz Invincible animation. Any reasons why?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I don´t want to be too ambitious so i have only one humble suggestion. Don´t give females the jawline and musculature of males. That´s it.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The CGI MotU that came out at the same time was 100 times better than Smith's garbage

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    More hate marketing? No one wants your awful show, go away.

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ignore thread and shills attempting to waste our time on this abortion of remake..all involved in its making need to get fricked.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >How can we fix Masters of the Universe?

    Make all the female characters bimbos and give them skimpy outfits.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Have him travel the Universe. Go to war on different planets. Etc.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hey Cinemaphile
    Why is skeletor so thick/solid/tight no homo?

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's a good show, and I say this as a 40 year old who fricking loved He Man as a kid.

    My biggest complaint is that Mark Hamill is not an amazing skeletor, he sounds wrong and isn't funny.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Watch dogshit hatefiction, part 2. It's good now #451438534
      No it isn't.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >40 year old man
      >shilling feminist troony dyke shit
      God you're fricking pathetic

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Hate is a waste of time anon, no troony has ever bothered me. They are at worst slightly offputting in manner and appearance, but that is no crime.

        People like you annoy me on a daily basis however.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The 80s were just a different time, man.

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They did fix it with Revolution

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      even Midnight's Edge said so

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine being so sad you actually defend them bamboozling the entire audience by focusing on a strong woman instead of actual fking He-man
    >but he's in 10% of the episodes!!
    What a sad frick you are

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    unironically soul with Revolution

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They did fix it with Revolution

      Go to bed, shill
      Not going to fall for slop

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