Yeah, lets put this sexy italian girl in the movie even if she adds nothing to the plot
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Yeah, lets put this sexy italian girl in the movie even if she adds nothing to the plot
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The plot was shit anyway
>sexy
You need to be educated.
>sexy
Yawn.
theyre all so mid
Elbows too pointy, you're right.
Chud cope
Imagine the poorly-ageing cat-lady, or possibly troony, that conceived and drew this in a seething, jealous rage.
>Imagine the poorly-ageing cat-lady, or possibly troony, that conceived and drew this in a seething, jealous rage.
I don't care for 1 or 2, but 3 is my personal femdom cbt fantasy.
I NEED GILF Scully to crush my balls with her gloved fists like you wouldn't believe.
>Yawn
yeah, a jealous troon made this post
>gets called out for having a basic b***h tastes
>immediately starts spewing buzzwords and obsessing over trannies
Imagine being this guy. lol.
>nobody:
>absolutely nobody:
>not a single soul:
>chudnonymous: immediately brings trannies into it
this is so offensive to me
Scully is literally the perfect woman
to call her overrated you either have to be trolling or you have to be some alien with messed up preferences
It doesn't really matter if she is sexy or not for the sake of this argument, just that the directors thought she was (and they did). Just like how Paul Thomas Anderson considers Alana Haim to be an attractive woman in Licorice Pizza.
Based. Frick Bellucci doormats.
How do I apply to be her doormat? I'd prefer to be her seat cushion but I would accept doormat.
Just continue to be an NPC, I'm sure she'll notice one day while everyone else is bored with you.
>You have to be an npc to appreciate a beautiful woman
Bellucci is the most basic b***h as woman, there's nothing exciting about he.
Continue to get assmad abot it, please.
Post beautiful women
>Bellucci is the most basic b***h as woman
What the frick is that supposed to mean? She encompasses all the most traditionally beautiful aspects of women? Oh dear, get her away from me.
What level of irony do you need to be on to say
>hmph, I don't think these women are attractive because other people DO think they're attractive!
Someone didn't read the "overrated" part of the image.
They are not in any way overrated. They are appreciated as they deserve.
>nooooo you can't like women
ESG score increased by 1
The post that healed Cinemaphile.
Holy shit the amount of seething asscramps this post caused lmao.
>Yawn
gaylord
constantly spams soijack as strawmen, but NEVER even once women which himself thinks are beautiful, probably because he jerks to soiboy irl
It's probably a troony that doesn't find any real women beautiful and is seething that normal people do.
holy homosexual batman
I wouldnt quite say overrated. That implies that the issue is with the womens' rankings themselves, rather than the viewers who have no idea how to rate things. That, and I'm bored of the word 'overrated' on the internet.
I'd say their beauty doesnt require too much extra effort from the viewer. It doesnt cause the viewer to consider themselves.
I'd almost rather refer to the women or at least what the represent in the psyche in men as low experience phenotypes. You can flash a picture of any of these women and a man will study that picture as they continue to build in what constitutes for them the imago of a beautiful woman.
The open secret is that there are many, many types of perfect women. The trick is spotting her and obtaining her for yourself. The rub is that it's not worth the time discussing online unless you are with like-minded fellows.
Many fellows are still of 'no-mind'. So, for them, these 'overrated' visual phenotypes are perhaps instead simply 'the first conscious ranking' in what can hopefully become a lengthy list of lurid beauties.
The problem here at large is that the 1st Ranking becomes the 1st Discussion in an online format. It's impossible to talk about female beauty--possibly the broadest concept--in an open internet forum without having to repeatedly suffer the same stilted suggestions, the same names, the same phenotypes always suffused with the undue emotive fervor of an initiate who has finally discovered the true apple of his calling for the first time and finally.
It's a collective dialogue problem.
But it's also just an internet problem.
It's a creator presenting a video essay on what he considers the most esoteric sequel to a world renowned movie, all the while he broadcasts to millions of people, and the suggested videos tab is littered with similarly titled essays about similarly yoked movies.
How novel.
Auteurs who explore sex appeal have more value than those who settle for beauty.
>Auteurs who explore sex appeal
Can you name five examples of this? For research purposes.
That's a lot of typing to say you like fat chick.
>mummy issues
>Scully was 25 when X-files first came out
What did they mean by this?
Atheism makes you gay
I think this was the first trilogy where I was so disappointed by part 2 that I didn't care enough to see part 3.
They remembered if they're gonna have a movie where people wear latex they need to have an attractive woman in it.
Reminder that only gays and troons would call Monica ugly.
For me it's Valentina Nappi
Women should take note, that's the way surgery should be used to enhance your looks, not bogging if you're already attractive. Valentina was a total dog before she got her face fixed up; went from a 4 to an 8.
What surgery did Valentina have?
Nose for sure, maybe some face lifting, booba and assa are all natural
Nose, Dental and jaw work. It's nothing over the top and proves that attractiveness is just a game of millimetres, although her teeth were pretty fricked up.
As far as I know only one scene of her prior to getting work done exists and it seems to be buried. Rocco filmed it yet doesn't even have it on his site. I've never seen it in hi def.
Do more with your life than being a massive degenerate coomer.
Okay. What are you doing with yours?
Dental work alone can do a LOT. Your teeth affect how your bite and how your lips rest, changes the entire lower half of your face.
Some anons say she recently hit the wall
Was Lynch dreaming about irreversible?
Where did those ghost brothers go after the chase scene
There is never a reason needed for sexy women other than their own sake.
based, that's what movies should do and did do by default
Good idea, anon. If I were in charge, you'd be our lead casting director!
Sex appeal is underrated and they don't even make women like they used to.
Digits, but yes, it's all to lower the standard of beauty.
Her character is actually very important. She's the one the Architect is referring to as "the mother" of the Matrix.
The mother is actually the Oracle
Watch the scene again. The Architect chuckles and says "please" when Neo says "the Oracle".
she's a left over program from an earlier version of the matrix, like all of the other characters that surround her.
This is probably bait, but he says "please" at the notion of an "oracle." Superstitious shit that annoyed him.
computer programs can't get annoyed. he's playing to neo's bias.
goddamn there are some serious autismos on this board. hating on belluci and gillian anderson alone marks you as a seething troon. don't reply to me.
Monica fricked the wachowsky brothers so hard for that part, they changed gender
I really liked her in James Bond
>Monica Bellucci is ugly and overrated!
What if Gillian Anderson but also the Matrix? Or is she cosplaying as Fujiko Mine?
Just like Trinity. So what?
I can see her black public hair?!
Wtf?!?
Waschoski's brother hadn't taken hrt back then
Insane how that French rat cheated on her
>Did you just imply that Monica Belucci is not the most beautiful woman in the world? You must be homosexual
Why did you post a wojak instead of a beautiful woman who mogs Bellucci?
You could post literally any woman and she'd look more interesting than Monica. But at that point we'd be arguing with a contrarian NPC, so there's no point.
you shartybros sure got strange after all those vaxx shots
What you likely are is an ugly woman or troony because you are either in denial about what men find attractive or mad that you don't possess what they do. No man doesn't find Monica Bellucci attractive because she isn't "exciting," as if something like that would even fricking matter.
>getting this defensive over his basic b***h opinion
Have you considered taking a break?
Checked and based.
>basic b***h
Post an attractive woman that meets your definition of "exciting."
You're a homosexual pretending to be a woman.
Nah. You're definately a homosexual. No man finds any kind of Cinemaphile monica attractive.
Based Doc Mitchel poster
All me
>only plays female characters
What?
he is a troon bot spamming in threads triggerd by words or picture
>what men find attractive
You're a homosexual.
Monica Belucci was literally 39 yo in 2003, so unironically a hag, and it showed. Her fake breasts especially. Not that she wasn't beautiful, but it was painfully visible in Reloaded.
Fat & ugly mexican.
I love pubes
...Ehem....
...Hello? Hello? One. Two. One. Two.
Alright.
*inhale*
Monica Bellucci is the most beautiful woman to have ever appeared on screen.
shes pretty but objectively thats Isabelle Adjani or Catherine Deneuve
Very respectable taste, but ultimately wrong.
my first ever fap
She's together with Burton whilst Vincent Cassel got bamboozled by his 20 something young model bride. GRIM
yeah poor Vincent doesnt get to frick her 60yo dry pussy after pounding tight prime Monica for decades
what a loser haha
NOOOO MORPHEUS HELP PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME MAKE OUT WITH HER NOOO IT'S SO PASSIONATE UGH IS THAT HER SALIVA UHHHH HELP ME OUT HERE MORHPEUS PLEEEAAASEEEE
>italians
>sexy
and that's a good thing.
were they already married when they filmed this scene?
>sexy
she's disgusting
rusanglogermcucks seething itt
gayest thread on this site, gayer than the half-board of gay homosexual sex threads on /gif/
>thread has multiple pics of gillian anderson posted
stop looking at gay shit on /gif/ and open your eyes my man
worrying
I agree. Add her to every movie. Always in revealing clothing.