Matrix Resurrections

literally, unironically, non-figuratively and in all sincerity

what the frick were they thinking

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it was kino

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The studios forced the Wachowskis to make a movie or else they'd go ahead and do it without them. This was just one giant meta movie about how fricking stupid remakes are

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pretty much this

      the best meta movie since freddy got fingered

      >genius meta movie
      This is massive cope because it was garbage

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you add the word "genius"? Are you some kind of disingenuous butthole?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If they actually went ahead and made a slightly less moronic movie based on this idea and tried a bit harder it actually could have been kino. Oh well.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/qWKYoId.jpg

      literally, unironically, non-figuratively and in all sincerity

      what the frick were they thinking

      "we can't make something good because we've addled our brains with too many hormones, so lets make it bad on purpose lol"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >no no you dont get it, its trash on purpose
      Lmao, sure

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      crazy how she got away with this dialogue
      it's not even hiding the contempt for WB

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        they don't give a shit if people talk shit about them, they own people.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You say that but consumer sentiment is a powerful thing.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Go on.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm saying that companies can be financially hurt if the public gets tired of their bullshit. Look at the video game instustry.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ywnbaw

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          triggered

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            troon

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Can hide behind troony shield

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          not a bad theory

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that's the thing about stories, they never really end do they?
      Wtf does this even mean? of course stories end. literally and figuratively.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        For fanfic writers they don't

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It means the viewers or readers will continue to think about the story

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thinking about a story isn't a continuation of the story. It's just thinking about it; a completely separate idea thats detached from rules like narrative and characters and events that a story would have. What hubris one would have to have to consider their idle musings a legitimate or essential part of someone else's work.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >;
            ngmi

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think you're taking it too literally

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Bugs me too though I think it was an attempt at being clever and about time moving forward whether we like it or not. Or just a story at rest long enough will be picked up and continued again, like Return of the Jedi, Terminator 3, Jurassic Park 3, and others

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      crazy how she got away with this dialogue
      it's not even hiding the contempt for WB

      You say that but consumer sentiment is a powerful thing.

      This, and now WB is about to be sold off or declare chapter 13, the WB had no idea who they were messing with when they tried to cross a 33 degree troony wizard meme magic master

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    the best meta movie since freddy got fingered

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never seen it never will cause everybody said it’s dogshit and I believe em

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >bring back Neo and Trinity's actors
    >recast Morpheus and Smith with bargain basement literal who replacements even though the original actors wanted to return

    Why?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Niel Patrick Harris
      >literal who
      Slightly moronic post, but yes the Morpheus replacement was a homosexual

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Think they were referring to Jonathan Groff which is also a moronic take

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they thought their parents were dead. and that the studio was going to make another matrix movie with or without them, and that they could just bring back dead characters to life like they wish they could do with their parents.

  8. 3 months ago
    Hugh Jackedman

    They needed to repay the 10 year loan for the surgery

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    well, didnt turn out that way.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was fun in a cheeky kind of way. What's your problem with jt?

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warner said that they were going to make it with the Wachowski brothers or without. Lana took the bait and made it so no one else would, but also secretly kind of hates what the Matrix has become in the zeitgeist (e.g. red pill manosphere).
    Then Lana goes and makes this, thinking he will look SO smart by being as Meta as possible.
    Typical troony moronation

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of the Wacko brothers wasnt even involved in making it, thats how much it was half assed

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >One of the Wacko brothers wasnt even involved
      To busy get rammed in his anus by his black bull

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They wanted to give matrix le last jedi reddit treatment

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick were they thinking

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      great game

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    studios wanted it and he knew he couldn't make anything good so he made pure shit instead

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >he

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    there are over 20 different references to toilets or shitting in this movie, and you think it is unintentionally bad

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically a great movie and you were all filtered.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    So he never bothered to realize that you don't give a shit about facts. It's all about fiction. The only world that matters is the one in here. And you people believe the craziest shit. Why? What validates and makes your fictions real? Feelings. You ever wonder why you have nightmares? Why your own brain tortures you? It's actually us, maximizing your output. It works just like this. Oh, no! Can you stop the bullet? If only you could move faster. Here's the thing about feelings. They're so much easier to control than facts. Turns out, in my Matrix, the worse we treat you, the more we manipulate you, the more energy you produce. It's nuts. I've been setting productivity records every year since I took over. And, the best part, zero resistance. People stay in their pods, happier than pigs in shit. The key to it all? You. And her. Quietly yearning for what you don't have, while dreading losing what you do. For 99.9% of your race, that is the definition of reality. Desire and fear, baby. Just give the people what they want, right? She's the only home you have, Thomas. You should. It was a victory. Bravo. Now what? You've come here to negotiate some kind of deal? You think you hold all the cards, because you can do whatever you want in this world. I say, go for it. Remake it. Knock yourselves out. Paint the sky with rainbows. But here's the thing. The sheeple aren't going anywhere. They like my world. They don't want this sentimentality. They don't want freedom or empowerment. They want to be controlled. They crave the comfort of certainty. And that means you two, back in your pods, unconscious and alone, just like them. Face reality, people. Movies are dead. Games are dead. Narrative? Dead. Media is nothing but neuro-trigger response and viral conditioning. Wait, what are you two talking about? Cat videos. What we need is a series of videos that we call "The Catrix.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love this poster. Takes me back to the 2000s when you'd go to some shitty Chinese corner shop to buy bootleg DVDs. I could totally see this being printed as a case cover on a bootleg.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    they did the original trilogy, the animatrix, and a videogame. the story was DONE. it left a major mark in pop culture forever, just let it rest,
    but the fricking WB hack exec's couldn't do that so Larry took their money and sunk it

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