this movie was made purely as an own against da evil conservatives for misinterpreting the redpill (which is actually a metaphor for estrogen, they were even colored red at the time! and being redpilled is waking up to the truth that you were a girl all along)
it's so fricking sus how both brothers trooned out though
They never should have showed anything in the previews. It should have been a huge mystery all the way up until people were in the theaters.
Also, every Matrix sequel that comes out lends more and more credibility to that black lady who accused the Wachowskis of stealing her original script.
Every sequel makes it more obvious that they stole the first Matrix script from SOMEWHERE.
You just know this character was meant to be a "take that" at all the doctors etc. who told the wachowskis over the years that chopping off your dick is unhealthy.
It's better than anything else it could have been though. 2 and 3 were worse.
John Wick is the same. 1 is fantastic, 2-3 are trash and 4 is surprisingly good considering 2-3 are trash.
It's a movie about the modern matrix of societal control through peer pressure and shame. After all "Feelings are so much easier to control than facts".
It's also got heavy symbolism of the White race being tired and needed to rise up again to fight for their futures and families.
It was never going to not be reviewbombed.
Keanu is too old to do Matrix level action scenes, they looked awful. John Wick is way more forgiving with the way things are choreographed. Also the not morpheus character pissed me off.
Not even the director wanted to make it and it just wound up hiring all its incompetent tv friends instead of professionals in some kind of twisted revenge scam
That "idea" (theory is too kind a word for how moronic it is) is the laziest and most meaningless kind of fake twist. It serves literally no narrative function except to waste time. Literally all it does is change "We need to escape the Matrix" into "We need to escape the Matrix" oh wait, It didn't change or add anything at all!
You're an npc mindlessly copying fricking St Elsewhere.
The entire movie should've been like the first half. Just have it be about Neo going schizo. No waking up and no kung fu action. People would've complained this isn't what The Matrix is about but I don't care. It would've been interesting at least.
It continued and tried to implement a somewhat coherent plot instead of just ending it after the first hour or so of wild anti-studio shitposting.
No one wanted it, and no one wanted to make it. But they still did and they didn't bother to have a story besides "what if trinity was also 'The One'"
if there is another one, then it's a two
this movie was made purely as an own against da evil conservatives for misinterpreting the redpill (which is actually a metaphor for estrogen, they were even colored red at the time! and being redpilled is waking up to the truth that you were a girl all along)
it's so fricking sus how both brothers trooned out though
Didn't they literally troon out after being brainwashed into it by a dominatrix? So much for troonyism not being a sexual fetish.
you mean what went right?
kino of the century
didn't have enough robot politics. had some good amount of robot city footage but it was no Animatrix
They never should have showed anything in the previews. It should have been a huge mystery all the way up until people were in the theaters.
Also, every Matrix sequel that comes out lends more and more credibility to that black lady who accused the Wachowskis of stealing her original script.
Every sequel makes it more obvious that they stole the first Matrix script from SOMEWHERE.
>What went wrong
It was released like 15 years too early, someday this will be recognized as the kino it is.
Are these "trannies" in the room with us right now?
They're in the room with me right now if you catch my drift.
No, but they did direct the movie being discussed you obtuse homosexual lol
One of the few times actual, real trannies are to blame for it
You just know this character was meant to be a "take that" at all the doctors etc. who told the wachowskis over the years that chopping off your dick is unhealthy.
Name anything anyone liked about the Matrix
>philosophy
>guns
>martial arts
>cool villains
And throw them all away for two homos as the villains and Neo with a force push
>Movie that tries to be bad on purpose is actually bad.
It's better than anything else it could have been though. 2 and 3 were worse.
John Wick is the same. 1 is fantastic, 2-3 are trash and 4 is surprisingly good considering 2-3 are trash.
>2 and 3 were worse
What the frick is going on with this world? A man can be a woman? Schools grooming kids. Thinking M4 is better than 2 or 3?
Literal clown world indeed.
>2 and 3 were worse.
The highway action sequence still holds up to this day.
You're a dumb frick.
It's a movie about the modern matrix of societal control through peer pressure and shame. After all "Feelings are so much easier to control than facts".
It's also got heavy symbolism of the White race being tired and needed to rise up again to fight for their futures and families.
It was never going to not be reviewbombed.
Keanu is too old to do Matrix level action scenes, they looked awful. John Wick is way more forgiving with the way things are choreographed. Also the not morpheus character pissed me off.
Not even the director wanted to make it and it just wound up hiring all its incompetent tv friends instead of professionals in some kind of twisted revenge scam
Keanu couldn't be bothered to shave and look like Neo, that should tell you all you need to know about the effort that went into it.
He doesn't look good without a beard these days. It looked like the beard he had in the movie was fake as well
he was shaven in the Zion scenes
They didn't give creative control to Keanu Reeves.
Should have embraced the “real world” is just another level of the matrix.
That "idea" (theory is too kind a word for how moronic it is) is the laziest and most meaningless kind of fake twist. It serves literally no narrative function except to waste time. Literally all it does is change "We need to escape the Matrix" into "We need to escape the Matrix" oh wait, It didn't change or add anything at all!
You're an npc mindlessly copying fricking St Elsewhere.
You lack imagination
Is the world of the Matrix supposed to be based on Earth's past before the machines were invented?
nothing, it's kino
Way too meta
Way too much old footage
No Fish
Ditched the aesthetic of the originals
Kinda cheap looking
Otherwise nothing, I liked it
>Ditched the aesthetic of the originals
What do you mean by this?
Henwick was cute. I wanted to kiss her lips.
They should have forced Keanu to cut his hair.
>forced
They're lucky he even bothered to show up.
Nothing, it's the best movie of all time.
Watched this on the plane, its the new chars. They all suck, just like the incredibly boring plot.
The entire movie should've been like the first half. Just have it be about Neo going schizo. No waking up and no kung fu action. People would've complained this isn't what The Matrix is about but I don't care. It would've been interesting at least.
I agree that the first half is the most compelling part, it makes it kino just for that.
Not enough Jessica.
VERY kissable lips
Will she ever get a role in something good?
NuSmith was the only enjoyable thing about it
Haven't watched on principle.
But I want to know, did they do the obvious thing where neo gets a "call" on his cellphone, it gets flagged as spam and he doesn't answer it?
probably
Everything
felt like a direct to Netflix release