Maul has shit-eater teeth, I've seen these before, these are 100% shitstains.

Maul has shit-eater teeth, I've seen these before, these are 100% shitstains.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine him wielding the double-bladed lightsaber one handed while munching on a turd.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      don't give Disney any ideas

      >tfw i have extremely yellow teeth but i actually have really good dental hygiene, i brush twice daily, floss once a day and use a tongue scraper. But no one will believe me, i think its just because i drink a lot of coffee.

      try whitening?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/11uF6vU.jpeg

      Maul has shit-eater teeth, I've seen these before, these are 100% shitstains.

      Darth Maul is a leftist?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    nah, he chews tobacco.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tfw i have extremely yellow teeth but i actually have really good dental hygiene, i brush twice daily, floss once a day and use a tongue scraper. But no one will believe me, i think its just because i drink a lot of coffee.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just use OTC white strips, they do actually work

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        oh yeah? are they good for you?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dude it's TETRACYCLINE it's so weird that so few people know about this
      Tetracycline is the thalidomide of teeth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        HUH?! What are ya speakin Greek or somethin? Elaborate.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i'm pretty sure thats what's in anti botic soap
        just ignore him he's schizophrenic

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >used to have yellow teeth
      >got them bleached at the dentist
      >now I have extremely sensitive teeth
      >can barely eat a spoon of ice cream without wincing
      don't listen to any of these white-toothed fricks, enjoy your healthy yellow teeth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        it's like chewing on tinfoil

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      shouldn't you be at the pub mate

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      do not get whitening its gonna make your teeth all sensitive and shit

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        really? i was thinking of whitening my teeth later this year. I have basically perfect teeth in terms of alignment and have good dental hygiene, but years of coffee drinking has left them a bit off white/yellow

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          heard it from several people i rather have them yelllowish than sensitive not being able to drink cold and hot drinks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Have you considered visiting a dental hygienist

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Light yellow teeth is the natural colour of them. Most of the tooth is dentin. Which is completely yellow. With the enamel being pretty small and thin in comparison. Wear and tear also being natural over your life since you’re chewing shit every day

      If you’re that bothered just use those fancy whitening tooth pastes. They will lighten them without you looking like you have plastic teeth

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        DENIM??! i seriously dont believe you, what are my teeth jeans-teeth? Jeeth?!

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Jeeth
          saarth i have a thpeech impediment saarth

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i'm in a similar boat. i don't drink coffee, that's just my natural tooth color.
      i know those whitening strips can be harmful to the teeth so i was thinking of trying that white light lightening shit, idk

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He needs Fuji 9

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >shit
    >sith
    they barely even tried to hide that poo is the path to the dark side

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I've seen these before
    Anon... Is there something you'd like to share with us? Keep in mind that this is an anonymous forum so it's a safe space for confessions.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Tetracycline, sold under various brand names, is an oral antibiotic in the tetracyclines family of medications, used to treat a number of infections,[3] including acne, cholera, brucellosis, plague, malaria, and syphilis.[3]

    >Common side effects include vomiting, diarrhea, rash, and loss of appetite.[3] Other side effects include poor tooth development if used by children less than eight years of age

    >Use of tetracycline antibiotics can:[15]
    >Discolor permanent teeth (yellow-gray-brown), from prenatal period through childhood and adulthood.[16] Children receiving long- or short-term therapy with a tetracycline or glycylcycline may develop permanent brown discoloration of the teeth.

    BUT NOBODY KNOWS
    THEY DON'T TELL PEOPLE
    PEOPLE JUST THINK THEY HAVE "NATURALLY YELLOW" TEETH

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      ok, but I have never consumed this weird shit? Is it in things that a lot of people eat or something?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you had any kind of infection when you were a small child you might have been prescribed it, especially during the immediate antenatal period. It's uncommon now because people clocked onto it DESTROYING FOR ALL TIME THE TEETH OF THEIR CHILDREN but 20-30 years ago it was used much more often

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          well what am i supposed to do about it then, smart guy. You got an anti-Tetracycline that I can take? No, you don't so it doesn't matter. How about coming up with SOLUTIONS for once instead of just problems.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            That's not my department, I'm strictly in the schizoid rants market

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why does that remind me of insidious

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/11uF6vU.jpeg

        Maul has shit-eater teeth, I've seen these before, these are 100% shitstains.

        but why?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          imagine ripping off a star wars prequel

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nice, very nice

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