Imagine.... >Kara comes and shows a huge interest in Superman after meeting him in a fight against a mutual enemy, moving in and training with him, even showering and sleeping together >Lois notices the otherwise inappropriate behavior and tries to explain how that's weird even though he keeps saying that Kara is just living according to her culture. >Clark sees it as someone sticking to their culture to cope with its loss and is just happy there is another Kryptonian who can help him fight and treats her like a little sister >"hey Lois wanna know something cool?" >"According to Kara Kryptonians say hi with an open mouth tongue kiss. What a culture shock right!?" >Lois tries to convince him that she is trying to steal him away and he says there is nothing that'll get between them >gives her a loving kiss >Kara comes back from a mission seconds later and before noticing Lois she gives clark a 10 second kiss, bodies held tight together, a bit of hair tugging, and sticky hot saliva coming from both of them >it is much more passionate and loving than the kiss they just shared which pisses her off to no end >lois, in a voice struggling to hide her anger, asks if kissing is how they say hi why didn't she do the same to her >Kara blushes and asks for forgiveness before floating up face to face with Lois and deeply kissing her >Lois is ashamed that she got turned on by a e-girl kissing her and drops the subject, not knowing whether or not Kara was lying anymore and is only thinking about the next time they will inevitably kiss >throughout the season you see her being introduced to people who know he is superman and she makes out with all of them regardless of age >even the females who want clark start to kiss him back "to respect his culture"
1/3
>a huge fight ensues between Lois and Clark over the fact that kissing in that way means a lot more to humans and that he should stop >Clark accuses her of not caring about who he is and that Kara is like a little sister to him and that he doesn't even think of her that way and that if she really loved him she would allow him to participate in whats left of his culture >he leaves and is comforted by Kara the krptonian way >she gets him drunk as he is told she is supposedly the drinking age and while they are wrestling in their underwear he tells her about a part of her culture that is a little bit taboo and should be kept secret only for themselves >before clark can ask what she is talking about she starts to strip down >clark says he doesn't want to stop wrestling and go shower as he still needs to get anger in check otherwise he can't sleep >with a crooked smile she looks at him and says "I know another way we can get it out of your system" >flings her underwear at his face causing him to directly inhale her pheromones >suddenly his mind falls in a haze and notices this tight young kryptonian girl offering herself up to him and tries to mutter that he can't and that she is like his sister >Kara notices how he didn't even bring up lois and goes in for the kill, climbing on top of him and ripping his clothes off while he is weak >"that is what I was trying to tell you. in Krypton it was traditionally a sisters job to take care of the pent up men in their family. and since you see me as your sister I think I can help you" >Kara is thrown off of clark and before she starts to get mad that her seduction attempt is failing, notices that he didn't use his hands to throw her off >that was his erection >Clark is still helpless by the ever-growing presence of her pheromones and lies there as Kara takes his throbbing member into her hands
2/3
>she starts to play with it and hugs it like a stuffed doll while kissing the head >right as clark finds the strength to stop her she quickly stuffs as much of it as she can in her mouth >her moans vibrating and giving him pleasure, causing him to lay back down >she positions her tight little dicky over him, ready to be penetrated for the first time >clark has given up and is lightly grinding against her, while trying to enter >she grabs a hold of it and puts it right at the entrance before giving him another kiss >she whispers in his ear "tell me you want it" >he grabs a hold of her with an angry look on her face and scares her >"I NEED IT" >he roughly thrusts inside, the two becoming one >for the next hour he is roughly thrusting into her >no need to hold back like with Lois because she would die >it ends in a messy sea of cum >clark falls into a deep sleep, truly feeling sexually satisfied for the first time and even staying inside her while softening up >suddenly the door clicks with a familiar sound of unlocking >jimmy can't be back yet, he's at a conspiracy convention >turns out its lois who walks in, wanting to apologize >she goes to the bedroom and sees them both >Kara smiles at Lois who is on the verge of collapse and rises up from Clarks body his penis falling out of her followed by a massive amount of sperm >she flies over to Lois and takes her outside so she can't disturb superman >gives her a deep kiss which reminds her of the familiar taste of clark >"he's mine now Lois. After what we've done he could never go back to you. Besides, we belong together. We can't just let our people go extinct after all." >she speeds off back into the apartment and comes out with all of Lois' things >"there. now you never have to come back her again. because if you do...well that'll be the last thing you ever do I guess"
Episode ends
3/3
Supergirl is younger Power Girl. I don't understand what you're trying to say.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Not in the comics she ain't. DC is desperate to keep them as separate characters for reasons that no sane being has ever been able to comprehend.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
Didn't they give up on that when Geoff Johns showed up?
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
technically, they are alternate universe versions of each other from universes that are not fully identical, so they are possibly not biologically identical
There's an entire cartoon with a young, non-aged up Jonathan Kent that you can go sperg about about. He even gets to treat Conner as his big brother/uncle figure.
Plus a movie where he and the Demon Spawn get to be pals and fulfill your shota pedo fantasies that you absolutely do not have[.
>good show gets renewed for more seasons >Cinemaphile acts like this is an affront to basic decency
Okay seriously, why do people performatively hate on this show? Literally none of the "arguments" seem to have any basis in logic.
>You can't rewatch things, that ruins them for you.
homie what the frick, I've rewatched most of my favourite shows start-to-finish 10+ times each.
What kind of hell must you live in where you're stuck constantly looking for new shows when 99.9% of everything ever made is hot garbage.
FRICK
i have to work sunday so have to go to bed early tomorrow
and then i need to be out the door first thing in the morning
so i won't be able to see the new episode until sunday afternoon
frick me
The funniest thing about this show is that people are only now finding out that Clark Kent is a goofy shy nerd and that Superman is him pretending to be confident rather than that Gary Stu everybody thought he was.
Can't wait for Marvel to release a comic accurate Spider-Man show where Peter is that arrogant, selfish nerd who feels pressured to help others rather than doing it by naturally being that super cool altruistic guy.
No.
Peter Parker shouldn't be a doormat. But he shouldn't be an arrogant prick either. Both of these things are just further signs of the character regressing.
Peter Parker just needs to grow the frick up and Spider-Man needs some consistant level of respect.
He should, it adds a layer of fun and unique charisma he lacks since the raimi movies. If it worked for Ironman, who basically stole Spideys wienery humor side and Deadpool who's Spideys humor at its most extreme, it needs to come back back to the og.
/co is always full of imbeciles who regurgitate hot takes some fat neck beard screamed at them on You Tube without even taking the time to (a) read the comic; (b) watch the cartoon; (c) watch the movie; or (d) any combination of the above.
Worse are the idiots that take some click bait social media hot take and didn't even watch some 5 minute video to form their stupid opinion.
Because Gunn knows that if he cancels this I will actually mail bomb his home.
Also it's yumejoshi, I hate women like anyone else but use the right pronouns for the subsect of mentally ill women into this.
>WHAT?! how DARE this cartoon has been greenlight to have more seasons??? >PLEASE my corporate overlords, cancel and shelve this!!!
it's official I've seen every fricking thing on this board
This show isn't good enough. And the decisions it makes with the brand are bizarre and incomprehensible and verge on completely misunderstanding the point of Superman.
This show understands Superman far better than any other media has in years. Even Superman the Animated Series failed to understand that Clark is dweeb first and superhero second.
The thing I like most that S:TaS was never good about is that MAWS Superman never seems to get mad about things. He just gets disappointed, and I feel like that's the right characterization. At least until he meets a Darkseid or similar villain.
The problem with Superman the Animated Series is they were coming off of BTAS, and Batman is undeniably the real Bruce and the playboy Bruce is a mask, but that's not true of Superman. It's the other way round, and they didn't understand that.
They () will reject the truth, and call you names for speaking it. Because they're not strong enough to keep their eyes open in a World that's on fire.
Was the first season well received? The hype died down pretty quick.
Pretty well. Next season will have Kara aka my waifu so I'll watch regardless
She's a e-girl according to leaks, the S2 trailer and poster don't have a clear full body shot of her for this reason
Fricking hype. They might lose the woman audience, though.
Imagine....
>Kara comes and shows a huge interest in Superman after meeting him in a fight against a mutual enemy, moving in and training with him, even showering and sleeping together
>Lois notices the otherwise inappropriate behavior and tries to explain how that's weird even though he keeps saying that Kara is just living according to her culture.
>Clark sees it as someone sticking to their culture to cope with its loss and is just happy there is another Kryptonian who can help him fight and treats her like a little sister
>"hey Lois wanna know something cool?"
>"According to Kara Kryptonians say hi with an open mouth tongue kiss. What a culture shock right!?"
>Lois tries to convince him that she is trying to steal him away and he says there is nothing that'll get between them
>gives her a loving kiss
>Kara comes back from a mission seconds later and before noticing Lois she gives clark a 10 second kiss, bodies held tight together, a bit of hair tugging, and sticky hot saliva coming from both of them
>it is much more passionate and loving than the kiss they just shared which pisses her off to no end
>lois, in a voice struggling to hide her anger, asks if kissing is how they say hi why didn't she do the same to her
>Kara blushes and asks for forgiveness before floating up face to face with Lois and deeply kissing her
>Lois is ashamed that she got turned on by a e-girl kissing her and drops the subject, not knowing whether or not Kara was lying anymore and is only thinking about the next time they will inevitably kiss
>throughout the season you see her being introduced to people who know he is superman and she makes out with all of them regardless of age
>even the females who want clark start to kiss him back "to respect his culture"
1/3
>a huge fight ensues between Lois and Clark over the fact that kissing in that way means a lot more to humans and that he should stop
>Clark accuses her of not caring about who he is and that Kara is like a little sister to him and that he doesn't even think of her that way and that if she really loved him she would allow him to participate in whats left of his culture
>he leaves and is comforted by Kara the krptonian way
>she gets him drunk as he is told she is supposedly the drinking age and while they are wrestling in their underwear he tells her about a part of her culture that is a little bit taboo and should be kept secret only for themselves
>before clark can ask what she is talking about she starts to strip down
>clark says he doesn't want to stop wrestling and go shower as he still needs to get anger in check otherwise he can't sleep
>with a crooked smile she looks at him and says "I know another way we can get it out of your system"
>flings her underwear at his face causing him to directly inhale her pheromones
>suddenly his mind falls in a haze and notices this tight young kryptonian girl offering herself up to him and tries to mutter that he can't and that she is like his sister
>Kara notices how he didn't even bring up lois and goes in for the kill, climbing on top of him and ripping his clothes off while he is weak
>"that is what I was trying to tell you. in Krypton it was traditionally a sisters job to take care of the pent up men in their family. and since you see me as your sister I think I can help you"
>Kara is thrown off of clark and before she starts to get mad that her seduction attempt is failing, notices that he didn't use his hands to throw her off
>that was his erection
>Clark is still helpless by the ever-growing presence of her pheromones and lies there as Kara takes his throbbing member into her hands
2/3
>she starts to play with it and hugs it like a stuffed doll while kissing the head
>right as clark finds the strength to stop her she quickly stuffs as much of it as she can in her mouth
>her moans vibrating and giving him pleasure, causing him to lay back down
>she positions her tight little dicky over him, ready to be penetrated for the first time
>clark has given up and is lightly grinding against her, while trying to enter
>she grabs a hold of it and puts it right at the entrance before giving him another kiss
>she whispers in his ear "tell me you want it"
>he grabs a hold of her with an angry look on her face and scares her
>"I NEED IT"
>he roughly thrusts inside, the two becoming one
>for the next hour he is roughly thrusting into her
>no need to hold back like with Lois because she would die
>it ends in a messy sea of cum
>clark falls into a deep sleep, truly feeling sexually satisfied for the first time and even staying inside her while softening up
>suddenly the door clicks with a familiar sound of unlocking
>jimmy can't be back yet, he's at a conspiracy convention
>turns out its lois who walks in, wanting to apologize
>she goes to the bedroom and sees them both
>Kara smiles at Lois who is on the verge of collapse and rises up from Clarks body his penis falling out of her followed by a massive amount of sperm
>she flies over to Lois and takes her outside so she can't disturb superman
>gives her a deep kiss which reminds her of the familiar taste of clark
>"he's mine now Lois. After what we've done he could never go back to you. Besides, we belong together. We can't just let our people go extinct after all."
>she speeds off back into the apartment and comes out with all of Lois' things
>"there. now you never have to come back her again. because if you do...well that'll be the last thing you ever do I guess"
Episode ends
3/3
She's shorter than Clark, maybe still a minor but probably not e-girl
I wonder if the leak MEGA still works
I can't be the only who immediately thought of Mynah from Signalis, right?
>She's shorter than Clark,
So she's a character in this show.
Also, is this version of Kara isn't basically just younger Power Girl, then I don't want her. Vanilla Supergirl can go.
Supergirl is younger Power Girl. I don't understand what you're trying to say.
Not in the comics she ain't. DC is desperate to keep them as separate characters for reasons that no sane being has ever been able to comprehend.
Didn't they give up on that when Geoff Johns showed up?
technically, they are alternate universe versions of each other from universes that are not fully identical, so they are possibly not biologically identical
The point is they're separated by age group.
It was. The hype died after the finale because there wasn't anything to discuss until S2, which seems pretty normal to me.
>The hype died down pretty quick.
That's what happens with every other show when their season ends
Lois and Clark are the only good thing about it, but they almost make up for it.
Why? So you can complain there's nothing to watch later? Go away
It's not my fault nothing has managed to please Cinemaphile since Over The Garden Wall.
I like MAWS
Your opinion is wrong.
No.
Race traitor.
What does that have anything to do with MAWS
If you don't like the shows Cinemaphile likes and hate the shows Cinemaphile hates, you're not a Cinemaphile user.
I've been here since M00T IS OLEV. Cinemaphile has gone to shit since then
I don't care. You will obey the hivemind and hate this show or the SiPo will come to your house and kill your family for treason.
This is getting moronic
Show some dignity
If I have to deal with thought-policing on this website, then so do you.
Sorry but I have a life outside
You should find one too, kid
If you had a life you wouldn't be here at all.
I didn't realize Cinemaphile is a hivemind
I also like MAWS, son
That's the Jon Kent design we should have, frick Bendis and all of his enablers
I think Didio wanted to turn him into a teenager and Bendis just wanted to get rid of him for the series he was doing.
i fricking hate that homosexual
There's an entire cartoon with a young, non-aged up Jonathan Kent that you can go sperg about about. He even gets to treat Conner as his big brother/uncle figure.
Plus a movie where he and the Demon Spawn get to be pals and fulfill your shota pedo fantasies that you absolutely do not have[.
i fricking hate that homosexual
superbased
Built for Supergape
Absolutely so. I just hope artists get on him this time around.
Probably the weirdest take on Mxy I've seen, but it seemed to work alright so eh.
>good show gets renewed for more seasons
>Cinemaphile acts like this is an affront to basic decency
Okay seriously, why do people performatively hate on this show? Literally none of the "arguments" seem to have any basis in logic.
Villains are shit
Dialog is shittier
Animation looks like crap
The only reason people tolerate this show is because they wanna frick Lois
Actually, personally, it's Clark I want to frick.
Good choice. Personally for me it's Jimmy. He's just too cute.
If you like this show I recommend you check out Gravity Falls. Same vibe
I've already watched Gravity Falls. You can't rewatch things, that ruins them for you.
>You can't rewatch things, that ruins them for you.
homie what the frick, I've rewatched most of my favourite shows start-to-finish 10+ times each.
What kind of hell must you live in where you're stuck constantly looking for new shows when 99.9% of everything ever made is hot garbage.
The hell of having shows on a homework backlog.
Cool. It’s a good show.
there is a season 2?
Starts tomorrow night.
Shut the frick up Boco
Yes sir…
FRICK
i have to work sunday so have to go to bed early tomorrow
and then i need to be out the door first thing in the morning
so i won't be able to see the new episode until sunday afternoon
frick me
Wait, really? We're already about to get the next season?
Sweet.
>Starts tomorrow night.
Holy frick, I have lost the sense of time. I remember when they'd announced the release date and now it's literally tomorrow.
Dead show
The funniest thing about this show is that people are only now finding out that Clark Kent is a goofy shy nerd and that Superman is him pretending to be confident rather than that Gary Stu everybody thought he was.
Can't wait for Marvel to release a comic accurate Spider-Man show where Peter is that arrogant, selfish nerd who feels pressured to help others rather than doing it by naturally being that super cool altruistic guy.
No.
Peter Parker shouldn't be a doormat. But he shouldn't be an arrogant prick either. Both of these things are just further signs of the character regressing.
Peter Parker just needs to grow the frick up and Spider-Man needs some consistant level of respect.
>But he shouldn't be an arrogant prick either.
He should, it adds a layer of fun and unique charisma he lacks since the raimi movies. If it worked for Ironman, who basically stole Spideys wienery humor side and Deadpool who's Spideys humor at its most extreme, it needs to come back back to the og.
No
Yes
What would it take for Cinemaphile to like this show?
They like the show, but the haters are really big.
Probably one of the biggest "NOT MUH BATMAN" we've had in a while.
I already like the show. It's pretty vapid but Lois is hot and Clark is turbo cute, no homo
/co is always full of imbeciles who regurgitate hot takes some fat neck beard screamed at them on You Tube without even taking the time to (a) read the comic; (b) watch the cartoon; (c) watch the movie; or (d) any combination of the above.
Worse are the idiots that take some click bait social media hot take and didn't even watch some 5 minute video to form their stupid opinion.
I thought what Cinemaphile did was project the betrayal they felt watching Adventure Time onto everything else in the cartoon industry.
Ahh! That is more seasons than Hilda! Hooray!
Some episode titles
>Episode 1:More Things in Heaven and Earth
>Episode 2:Adventures with my Girlfriend
>Episode 3:Fullmetal Scientist
>Fullmetal Scientist
I wonder how obvious they'll be able to be with that reference.
He probably won't, because My Adventures with Superman is actually a big success, unlike your DOA Roadrunner movie.
Inb4 ten seasons of MAWS
and a movie
Don't curse this one too anon. Just leave it be and let's hope for the best.
TUMMY!
Want a beach episode with Lois ass in bikini.
Its a good cartoon
just a bad superman cartoon
it's a good superman cartoon, just a bad superman's rogues gallery cartoon
My only problem with the show is the villains have such lackluster designs.
Why hasn't Gunn's animation mandate killed this fujo crap
Because Gunn knows that if he cancels this I will actually mail bomb his home.
Also it's yumejoshi, I hate women like anyone else but use the right pronouns for the subsect of mentally ill women into this.
Nice. The first season was fun so I'm looking forward to seeing what will come next.
You will get more kawaii sugoi anime shonen boys of your favorite superman characters and you will fricking like it, nonny.
Honestly, yeah, I will. Making Slade a shounen protagonist was an amazing and hilarious choice.
Why can’t the show have more episodes like 16 or 26?
modern laziness and corporate cheapskate lazy money squeezing that plagues society today
Because commercials don't fund this anymore, binge streaming does. Twelve is max.
>WHAT?! how DARE this cartoon has been greenlight to have more seasons???
>PLEASE my corporate overlords, cancel and shelve this!!!
it's official I've seen every fricking thing on this board
This show isn't good enough. And the decisions it makes with the brand are bizarre and incomprehensible and verge on completely misunderstanding the point of Superman.
Please show your work
This show understands Superman far better than any other media has in years. Even Superman the Animated Series failed to understand that Clark is dweeb first and superhero second.
The thing I like most that S:TaS was never good about is that MAWS Superman never seems to get mad about things. He just gets disappointed, and I feel like that's the right characterization. At least until he meets a Darkseid or similar villain.
The problem with Superman the Animated Series is they were coming off of BTAS, and Batman is undeniably the real Bruce and the playboy Bruce is a mask, but that's not true of Superman. It's the other way round, and they didn't understand that.
Oh yeah, and the animation is outsourced to fricking Norks while Velma isn't.
What's wrong with North Korea?
Don't make me break out the Winnie The Pooh copypasta, shill.
So you can't come up with a reason, you just want to make it about jingoism.
Shut up Lex
WBD Stock hittin' fresh lows today, they better hurry this up before it drops below $7 a share.
Going the anime route might actually save them is comic books vs manga has taught me anything
They should have given her an anime fang. It would fit her asian heritage.
Cool, hope the new season is decent
I really hope they fixed up the animation, especially the backgrounds. I think I saw something a few months ago where they mentioned that but I forget
Seethe more Snyderjeet
They () will reject the truth, and call you names for speaking it. Because they're not strong enough to keep their eyes open in a World that's on fire.
you're both cancer
Needs more flip
We absolutely do need more of her. I hope we see more of her and her crew next season.
But Cinemaphile told me this show flopped hard?
What gives?
>Marvel gets X-Men '97
>we get this troon shit
geez
both are flawed shows with their own charm
anon, X-men 97 got a literal non binary character
Lana when? Lori when?