funny how if she was born in the west in the early 2000s she would probably be an instagram hoe that sells her body to oil sheiks and israeli executives.
instead she's probably a literal goat farmer who's had 10 kids and never left her small town.
what a curious thing these modern times are
>It's so funny that they made the clearly Berber (Aryan adjacent) inspired Fremen
Fremen were inspired by Caucasus natives.
https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/the-secret-history-of-dune/
seriously this was literally every scene
this is suppose to be the champion of zoomers? i feel like i am living in clown world every time i see praise directed toward this disgusting Black person
as someone who loved this movie and was really iffy on zendaya due to her being a pick me celebrity actor, I think my issue is she looks like zendaya due to the mass exposure of her, I just see zendaya, wife of boy spider. The seethe is impeccable
That would have been hotter than watching Chani get madder and madder that she fell for her people's fricking Chosen One until she stomps off in a b***h fit.
Did paul and fayd interact more in the book? Because this fight was so fricking lame. A climatic duel for the fate of the galaxy between two characters who just met 5 minutes ago. One having only 15 minutes of screentime beforehand. What the frick was penis villaingoo thinking?
Both Paul and Feyd are products of the BG breeding program from different houses that hate each other, losing either one is a disaster for the BG. Paul is far less predictable because Jessica went against her orders and he drank the water of life, they are cousins and Paul was supposed to be Feyd's wife if Jessica didn't turn the fetus male. It's kino.
How was he so fricking cool? He had like 15 minutes of screen time.
He's cool because he, like Tom Hardy, intuitively knows the right amount of meme magic to sprinkle into his performance to be crowd pleasing, without pushing it that bit too far into moronation.
By contrast, consider someone like Jared Leto who completely lacks this ability and autistically misses the mark every time.
The man she loves just forced the emperor's daughter to marry him to secure power and save her people from complete annihilation. She's really mad about it.
The entire relationship between her and Paul is really badly done in the movies as she treats him like shit and doubts him the entire time. In the books she supports him all the way through and while she's pissed about the marriage she understands that it was necessary and happily becomes his concubine.
It's more than that. She's just seen her culture utterly subverted by someone she knows for an absolute fact doesn't believe the things he's made them believe. Her people, who she's devoted to, functionally no longer exist and are being sent to die in droves in the name of the man she still loves but now also loathes who has as a consequence of his treachery become the most powerful man in history.
She doesn't doubt "Usul" she doubts "Paul Atredies" which is completely fair because she knows that he's a foreigner who's come to subvert and functionally enslave her people. This scene is after the one where Usul functionally merges with Paul Atredies and she sees there's not really a difference.
It's actually a good way of externalising Paul's struggle with the same idea from the book.
You wanna talk about terrible acting? How about this scene? >[in gay quebecois accent]Ok, Rebecca, in this scene Jessica receives good news about Paul riding the worm, she's glad because everything is unfolding according to her evil keikaku, and she continues to feed religious lies to these dumb sand women, make sure to smirk real evilly and dart your eyes around like a shifty spy >great, Denis, do I also twirl my villainous moustache?
[...]
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seriously this was literally every scene
this is suppose to be the champion of zoomers? i feel like i am living in clown world every time i see praise directed toward this disgusting Black person
In the book Paul demonstrates beyond human feats of agility. This israeli twink you just slap across the face and he would fall down crying like woman.
It's not about looks it's about performance. Modern action movies suffer from problem when they put people absolutely not capable to do impressive physical feats actors on screen and ask viewers to pretend they saw impressive feats. its suspension of disbelief.
Do you remember times when action heroes in Hollywood were played by people who came from like top 100 performing people of the entire humanity? Yeah , me neither.
>kills Jamis
Fremen in the movie >NOOOOOOO NOT HECKIN JAMIS YOU FRICKING OUTWORLDER SCUM WHITEY
Fremen in the book >Lmao that was based, Usul, you should frick his wife too ;^)
>Fremen in the book >>Lmao that was based
In book they were actually repulsed. Paul was following his shield fight engraved training, he had no problems evading attacks but struggle to deliver killing blow. He did slow blade, and Jamis evaded it himself. Freemen instantly recognized absolute superiority of Paul, but thought he was cat playing with his food and thought it was evil cruelty.
I feel like the difference here is that in TDKR Bane is being jokey and Batman is trying to sound serious so it comes off as lame and whiny
Whereas in DUNC Paul is being serious and Feyd is being the jokey one and disrespecting Fremen culture by saying the ritual line back to him like he doesn’t care
>Feyd is being the jokey one and disrespecting Fremen culture by saying the ritual line back to him like he doesn’t care
NTA but I didn't read it that way at all. Earlier in the movie, Vlad beckons Feyd to "show yourself" during the duel, which he does by removing his shield and engaging in mortal combat. He also gives due respect with "you fought well, Atreides" without anyone around to hear it. He does the same when Paul kills him..
We later learn that Paul is Harkonnen, another member of the bloodline who is capable of demonstrating honour (and well on his way to committing heinous acts).
So, Feyd's response to the chip and shatter line signals that he accepts that they are, for the purposes of the duel, equals in competition. Also, I think he just enjoys the sentiment as an autistic knife-gay.
I would try to say something ironic like >May your knifes edge remain ever sharp
but I'd stumble over the line and it'd be really embarassing and everyone would laugh at me and I would lose my opportunity to even fight him, then someone would pants me and everyone would point and laugh at my small pp
I am not meant to be duke of arrakis, is my point.
Just finished watching part 2 after part one yesterday and they're pretty cool movies. Are they definitely making a third one and do they each follow a book or is this just one book in three parts?
The sequels should be cheap considering that nothing happens in them. Dune Messiah is just 150 pages of Paul sitting in his castle and complaining that being powerful sucks. Children of Dune has no plot, its 400 pages of 2deep4u dialogues that mean nothing and lead nowhere, and then Leto turns into pickle rick. God Emperor is the worst one, there's again no story to speak of, its just pickle Leto sitting on a hover board and complaining that people don't understand that him being space Hitler was the only way to save humanity.
Herbert supposedly did on a disk, but we're supposed to believe the guy who emphatically didn't want buck rogers killer androids had literal brain-bot-gods named after Greek deities. You wanna know how we know the son's notes are shit?
There's no sex or weird kink shit. No magical realm stuff.
I'm supposed to believe Frank just suddenly chilled out and went chaste back to Dune 1 in his intended final book? After kung fu sex nuns, after Duncan idaho's dick power able to out-frick a gessert and honored madre?
Right at the beginning, when Irulan is talking and they're both in the garden, it plays a weird out of place sound effect that I recognize from a video game but cannot remember which one. Right at like 1:24 of the amazon version.
No, right before that when its just a tree in view. Its like some kind of pipe or flute synth. I feel like its a chime that plays when theres an item you can grab nearby.
not gonna lie there are 2 hilarious moments >ultra fighter pulls out 2 nunchakus and dies in 2 seconds >the sandmutt realises that she was just some sidepussy but he will never marry a brownie
My knife isn't made of obsidian or bronze, dummy. It's a knife that never chips or shatters because of hyper advanced metallurgy from a galactic civilization.
>cultural impact
tired of seeing this. you know onions wars has cultural impact because of the billions and billions spent pumping out shitty toys and tie-in products to keep it constantly in the public eye right? the only things with cultural impact are the things someone paid for to have cultural impact.
So did the Baron know Jessica was his daughter and just didn’t care or was that somehow kept a secret from him? I don’t think it was brought up in the movies about their relationship.
In the book Baron talks about it to Jessica while she’s tied up and gagged on the floor. It’s really early in the book though and the placement of the reveal is better in the movies
I just started reading the books so I didn’t get that far, was just really random in part 2 where they casually just say it and then no one acknowledges it after.
Paul also figures it out early on with his abilities and then pretty much never mentions it again. The movie having it be a disheartening reveal and tying it into Pauls' descent was honestly a pretty good change.
Paul has the ancestral memory of the entire Atreides lineage including his father's, meaning that he remembers all the times Duke fricked Jessica as if the memory was his own
>Movie improves 5 fold if they didn't cast a quadroon as chani.
it also improves if they don't have an effeminate twink who barely speaks up while saying his lines playing Paul.
Paul spent like two whole minutes with Jamis, why was his name brought up so many times in this film I don't get it. He even puts his hand to the sand and starts reminiscing about him for some reason. More book coded garbage that I don't know about, trash.
it was the first person that he ever killed and before their duel he had visions of him as a mentor in an alternate timeline. you just sound like your moronic
The worms are just boring plot devices. Why do they let people ride them? Why don't they go back underground? Why don't they flee when helicopter shoots at the people riding it?
Part One is good, but it definitely drags at some points. It ends pretty unceremoniously, too. The main thing is that it does a good job of explaining the weird lore.
>Feyd is a total badass genius, you guys >kills two drugged prisoners and struggles to kill the third who had been tortured for who knows how long >the only person smart enough to realize engaging the Fremen on the ground is a stupid idea and to just use artillery
>the only person smart enough to realize engaging the Fremen on the ground is a stupid idea and to just use artillery
Is this better explained in the books? I assumed the reason they didn't bomb the Fremen was that the Harkonnens didn't know where any of their sietches were. When Feyd just decided out of the blue to artillery them it felt very jarring.
In the book Feyd was never properly the governor. Vlad had a plan to use Rabban as the fall guy by being super unpopular then have Feyd sweep in and fix things. Problem is they were getting btfo'd by the Fremen and the Emperor had to gather the Landsraad to save his ass.
It did, Chani and Paul even had a son that died in it. But it wasn't a devastating blow that forced Paul to go south out of desperation to recoup his losses, him choosing to take the Water of Life in the book was out of rage at losing his son.
Okay, that's what I'm wondering about. Was the sietch bombing a result of new intel that located the sietch or did they always know where the sietch was and were just too stupid to think of bombing it?
The attack that killed Leto II the first took place at the same time as the attack on the imperial forces and significantly after Paul takes the water of life.
Chani tells Paul about it when they meat up right before his duel with Feyd
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You're right, he took the Water of Life because Gurney tried to assassinate his mom and he wasn't able to see it. It's been a while since I've read it. I guess this is what happens when you have Paul's son who is entirely off screen and is mentioned in like three sentences.
Okay, that's what I'm wondering about. Was the sietch bombing a result of new intel that located the sietch or did they always know where the sietch was and were just too stupid to think of bombing it?
So his post is correct, the sietch bombing was actually very late in the book. Honestly the movie does a much better job at creating a good reason for Paul to take the Water of Life and showing how devastating his new sight is after discovering the truth about being a Harkonnen.
>Emperor sets up his entire army in the middle of an obvious ambush spot >even gets warned like 5 minutes after landing that a storm is coming that will mess up their shields >"duh whatever, no big deal, frick off moron"
Paul explicitly says he see's multiple potential futures, all of which they lose except one. Him getting stabbed twice was unavoidable if they wanted to win, he didn't have to get stabbed he chose to.
Feyd was also a potential Kwisatz Haderach. He's basically in a blind spot for Paul. Guild Navigators are too. Very shortly after Paul kills Feyd he sees Count Fenring and realizes Fenring could easily kill him, and Paul panics because he has never ever seen Fenring in any of his visions and he realizes it's because Fenring was a failed Kwisatz Haderach.
So how did Harkonem soldiers get sniped in the beginning of part 2?
I thought the shield was supposed to protect them from lasers & shit except for knives in melee combat
Remember that bit about the shields attracting the worms from Part 1? If not there was a helpful reminder when a Harkonnen soldier tried to put shields on but was countermanded
I haven't seen Dunc 2 so I can't help you there, but a bit of trivia from the books is that shields absolutely cannot protect anyone from lasers. The reaction of the two is a nuclear explosion. IIRC, that reaction is also how the Harkonnens break the Atredies shield in the first assault.
>i spend my time capturing unflattering screengrabs of actors i don't like that all happen to be brown
lol at your life
N-no anon, you're supposed to laugh and then complain that they didn't cast an actress you want to frick
Funny how 100% of her screenshots are unflattering.
her entire filmography is an unflattering screenshot
>I spend my time defending shitty actresses and explaining away their unflattering pictures
lol at your life
>i spend my time capturing unflattering screengrabs of actors i don't like that all happen to be brown
His folder must be massive then.
Every screenshot of her is unflattering. Find one that isn't, that's the real challenge.
Stop posting this.
>"lololol why does she look ugly in a desert with no water, no makeup, dehydrated as frick her entire life and battling to survive every single day"
Seriously this meme is moronic. Even more than the "what have I done" Oppenheimer meme the board was pushing a few years back
Yes, why?
Big Slavic milkers.
Ferguson looks good in the movie despite wearing a hijab, pregnancy belly, and having all those scribbles on her face. The problem is Zendaya.
>"lololol why does she look ugly in a desert with no water, no makeup, dehydrated as frick her entire life and battling to survive every single day"
Afghanistan isn't a desert.
is she dead now?
The wall comes for all of us.
Right pic was when she was like 30 too, off
funny how if she was born in the west in the early 2000s she would probably be an instagram hoe that sells her body to oil sheiks and israeli executives.
instead she's probably a literal goat farmer who's had 10 kids and never left her small town.
what a curious thing these modern times are
>why does she look ugly in a desert
Good question.
They're on a Hollywood set, and she never lived in a desert, shes acting.
Rat lookin israelite
Disgusting
Goddamn these are some ugly ass zoomers
the amount of seethe it must require to spam this even in meme threads
Great job, anon. You are making people seethe with a simple picture. The (you)s speak for themselves.
>here's that genre defining young actress I told you about
what the frick were they thinking casting this nappy headed quadroon?
Gottem
It's so funny that they made the clearly Berber (Aryan adjacent) inspired Fremen into every shade of shit that walks on two legs.
>It's so funny that they made the clearly Berber (Aryan adjacent) inspired Fremen
Fremen were inspired by Caucasus natives.
https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/the-secret-history-of-dune/
seriously this was literally every scene
this is suppose to be the champion of zoomers? i feel like i am living in clown world every time i see praise directed toward this disgusting Black person
>YOURE POISONING ME
So ugly.
She's such a seething c**t in these movies
as someone who loved this movie and was really iffy on zendaya due to her being a pick me celebrity actor, I think my issue is she looks like zendaya due to the mass exposure of her, I just see zendaya, wife of boy spider. The seethe is impeccable
*Chuckles*
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.
>no u
Making all the Harkonnens hairless was a mistake.
>Making all the Harkonnens hairless was a mistake.
No it wasn't, all baldies are evil
>t. been bald since 20
MEEP MEEP look was so much better
Also give a distinct look to the upper class, there is little difference between Feyd, the Baron and their slaves.
WE WERE ROBBED
Austin has the sauce.
How was he so fricking cool? He had like 15 minutes of screen time.
our homie feyd
anyone else notice Paul copied Feyds finishing move to beat him?
He used Gurney's advice from the training session in the first movie as well.
Funny how these two were supposed to breed had Jessica not fricked up
That would have been hotter than watching Chani get madder and madder that she fell for her people's fricking Chosen One until she stomps off in a b***h fit.
They’d still be cousins so it’d be incest
Did paul and fayd interact more in the book? Because this fight was so fricking lame. A climatic duel for the fate of the galaxy between two characters who just met 5 minutes ago. One having only 15 minutes of screentime beforehand. What the frick was penis villaingoo thinking?
No, Feyd is more of a plot device than character. Paul sees that they're nearly identical and the result of their fight wont change anything.
Both Paul and Feyd are products of the BG breeding program from different houses that hate each other, losing either one is a disaster for the BG. Paul is far less predictable because Jessica went against her orders and he drank the water of life, they are cousins and Paul was supposed to be Feyd's wife if Jessica didn't turn the fetus male. It's kino.
He's cool because he, like Tom Hardy, intuitively knows the right amount of meme magic to sprinkle into his performance to be crowd pleasing, without pushing it that bit too far into moronation.
By contrast, consider someone like Jared Leto who completely lacks this ability and autistically misses the mark every time.
based
>the only way paul could see himself winning against feyd was getting stabbed
imagine if feyd had his power instead
paulbros, our response?
>heh
*teleports behind you*
Nuthin personel kid...
>star wars for zoomers
Wait wait wait I didn't watch the movie yet
Why the frick is Michael Cera's Lex Luthor in here???
Jesse Eisenberg*
this was a moronic way to end Dune 2 should have been a fleet of ships about to engage in battle to hype people for the next film
>Zendaya will return in "Dunc 3: the woman who was cucked to death"
She will lead the facedancer conspiracy against Paul and stab her crysknife in his back herself. I hope Dune 3 never gets made.
>stab her crysknife in his back herself.
I mean Paul had this exact vision in DUNC 1.
This is fricking terrible acting, what is the context of this? I am a zoomer so I have not seen or read Dune
The man she loves just forced the emperor's daughter to marry him to secure power and save her people from complete annihilation. She's really mad about it.
The entire relationship between her and Paul is really badly done in the movies as she treats him like shit and doubts him the entire time. In the books she supports him all the way through and while she's pissed about the marriage she understands that it was necessary and happily becomes his concubine.
Thanks Anon
It's more than that. She's just seen her culture utterly subverted by someone she knows for an absolute fact doesn't believe the things he's made them believe. Her people, who she's devoted to, functionally no longer exist and are being sent to die in droves in the name of the man she still loves but now also loathes who has as a consequence of his treachery become the most powerful man in history.
She doesn't doubt "Usul" she doubts "Paul Atredies" which is completely fair because she knows that he's a foreigner who's come to subvert and functionally enslave her people. This scene is after the one where Usul functionally merges with Paul Atredies and she sees there's not really a difference.
It's actually a good way of externalising Paul's struggle with the same idea from the book.
You wanna talk about terrible acting? How about this scene?
>[in gay quebecois accent]Ok, Rebecca, in this scene Jessica receives good news about Paul riding the worm, she's glad because everything is unfolding according to her evil keikaku, and she continues to feed religious lies to these dumb sand women, make sure to smirk real evilly and dart your eyes around like a shifty spy
>great, Denis, do I also twirl my villainous moustache?
WAHHH GIVE ME STAR WARS AND HECKINN PRINCE XIZORR
You must be fun at parties.
ACT
Do their energy shields protect them against things like those pain rays the DoD has right now?
The slow blade penetrates the shield
move too quickly and it just bounces off
y-you too
zendaya is perfection, stay mad whitoid
I'd say nothing, roll my eyes, and then the very next day at brunch with friends...
heh
the jerk guild called, they're running out of YOU!
>what's going on in there?
>IT'S THE SARDAUKAR BLOOD RITUAL, JERRY!
Just rip a big ol' shit out into the seat o' me britches and proceed to start swingin'.
I'm Henry Furth!
MISTER FURTH, could you please sit down
may thy knife end in your rectum
May thy Pugh grow even fatter
That's how black holes are made
Mumble something about the Golden Path
May your mom's teeth chip and shatter.. on my wiener.
NOM DE COOM SIGN
(look for janny sign)
i liked the harkonnen language too
Refreshing to have a sci fi with strange languages again
>May thy rake get stepped on
>May thy Sneed’s Feed and Seed
>May thy Chuck’s Frick and Suck
>We started attacking the harkonnens day and night
They fight like demons
>may your butthole spread and shatter
>may thy mommy squirt and shudder
She looks much worse in this goth shit than in the stuff she had in Dune.
What "goth shit" do you see in that pic you dumb Black person?
HH
Denis is gonna give her more scenes in his Messiah fanfiction right? Maybe mommy/daughter tension with Anya.
Probably. They’ll show letos 2 and ghanima other memory with the mongols, baron, leto senior bisexuality, butlerian jihad
Forgive me Muadhib.
>may thy semen spurt and splatter
Jesus Christ... She's like a sad fertility goddess.
Shame about the face.
Are you crazy? That face is pure sexo.
I don't like her puffy eyelids and weird teeth.
That's the french for you, but she's a cutie patootie
>
How did you get bear hands?
Hgh
gorilla warfare
>May thy crust be busted
MMMMMM, smells like money
Already tried that in the 80s and that left quite the STING if you catch my drift
am I supposed to hold my sense of disbelief when this anorexic israelite easily dispatches grown men with a little toothpick? frick my life
Did you read the book, moron-kun?
from the direction the story is going, neither did the writers
In the book Paul demonstrates beyond human feats of agility. This israeli twink you just slap across the face and he would fall down crying like woman.
That anon's point is that he's literally described as a twink in the book. He's 15 and is described as somehow looking younger than 15.
It's not about looks it's about performance. Modern action movies suffer from problem when they put people absolutely not capable to do impressive physical feats actors on screen and ask viewers to pretend they saw impressive feats. its suspension of disbelief.
Do you remember times when action heroes in Hollywood were played by people who came from like top 100 performing people of the entire humanity? Yeah , me neither.
Just like you, then.
>kills Jamis
Fremen in the movie
>NOOOOOOO NOT HECKIN JAMIS YOU FRICKING OUTWORLDER SCUM WHITEY
Fremen in the book
>Lmao that was based, Usul, you should frick his wife too ;^)
>no Harah
>no Count Fenring
>no Gurney thinking Jessica is a traitor and trying to kill her
Two movies weren't enough
>Fremen in the book
>>Lmao that was based
In book they were actually repulsed. Paul was following his shield fight engraved training, he had no problems evading attacks but struggle to deliver killing blow. He did slow blade, and Jamis evaded it himself. Freemen instantly recognized absolute superiority of Paul, but thought he was cat playing with his food and thought it was evil cruelty.
this movie sucks so hard. why does tv love it so much?
May your weenie wilt and wither
bravo Denis
Kino.
Finally, /kino/
perfect
amazing
A daring synthesis..
great photoshop skills, anon
Bane?
LEL well done
I feel like the difference here is that in TDKR Bane is being jokey and Batman is trying to sound serious so it comes off as lame and whiny
Whereas in DUNC Paul is being serious and Feyd is being the jokey one and disrespecting Fremen culture by saying the ritual line back to him like he doesn’t care
>Feyd is being the jokey one and disrespecting Fremen culture by saying the ritual line back to him like he doesn’t care
NTA but I didn't read it that way at all. Earlier in the movie, Vlad beckons Feyd to "show yourself" during the duel, which he does by removing his shield and engaging in mortal combat. He also gives due respect with "you fought well, Atreides" without anyone around to hear it. He does the same when Paul kills him..
We later learn that Paul is Harkonnen, another member of the bloodline who is capable of demonstrating honour (and well on his way to committing heinous acts).
So, Feyd's response to the chip and shatter line signals that he accepts that they are, for the purposes of the duel, equals in competition. Also, I think he just enjoys the sentiment as an autistic knife-gay.
stand up comedy just cannot compete with memes
may thy pet suck and frick my dick
>Knife? I carry a Falchion, twink homosexual.
in the bowels of your belly!
My cousin, let us not fight. I swear my fealty to you, to rule over Giedi Prime in your name.
You gonna call off that kanly too?
Yes, I wouldn't fight my familia(الأسرة)
Thats what Farad'n ends up doing and spends the rest of his life porking Ghanima while cuck worm loses his dick. House Chadrrino fricking won.
Timmy and Denis ships them
I would try to say something ironic like
>May your knifes edge remain ever sharp
but I'd stumble over the line and it'd be really embarassing and everyone would laugh at me and I would lose my opportunity to even fight him, then someone would pants me and everyone would point and laugh at my small pp
I am not meant to be duke of arrakis, is my point.
I really liked both DUNC 1 and 2. Watched the 1st twice back to back when it came out on streaming and saw the second in theaters twice. Good shit.
redpilled
You too
"Why would you bring a knife to a gunfight"
check
what a waste
Say it back to him but like in a gay way
Digits say to suck my wiener.
this movie is so horrible bad. it only works because everyone is literally iq50 moronic
thy iq50 moronic
great cinematography, bro
kek, Villanova is a hack
Living in Rome since 2021, it seems Taliban put a prize on her head among other famous women in the country.
why'd you download the hdr version without having hdr homie
Just finished watching part 2 after part one yesterday and they're pretty cool movies. Are they definitely making a third one and do they each follow a book or is this just one book in three parts?
The 2 movies broadly follow the first book. I'm not sure there's been official confirmation WB is making a 3rd but they probably will
Dune Messiah is as confirmed as it can be without actually being official
>Are they definitely making a third one
Hans Zimmer confirmed he got a script from Villenueve to start working on the soundtrack.
The sequels should be cheap considering that nothing happens in them. Dune Messiah is just 150 pages of Paul sitting in his castle and complaining that being powerful sucks. Children of Dune has no plot, its 400 pages of 2deep4u dialogues that mean nothing and lead nowhere, and then Leto turns into pickle rick. God Emperor is the worst one, there's again no story to speak of, its just pickle Leto sitting on a hover board and complaining that people don't understand that him being space Hitler was the only way to save humanity.
>do they each follow a book or is this just one book in three parts?
there are like 10 books or some shit so they could make 20 films if they want to
only 10? Aren't you forgetting someone, senpai?
Those aren't canon. I honestly don't acknowledge anything past God Emperor as canon even in the original run.
>reading anything written by his son
It’s like reading anything done by Tolkien’s son
Tolkien left notes, Herbert didn't.
Herbert supposedly did on a disk, but we're supposed to believe the guy who emphatically didn't want buck rogers killer androids had literal brain-bot-gods named after Greek deities. You wanna know how we know the son's notes are shit?
There's no sex or weird kink shit. No magical realm stuff.
I'm supposed to believe Frank just suddenly chilled out and went chaste back to Dune 1 in his intended final book? After kung fu sex nuns, after Duncan idaho's dick power able to out-frick a gessert and honored madre?
No.
>Your response
"Rude"
>I know you are, but what am I?
lisan al gaib bros...
it's muad'dover...
Checked. Moar, I need moar!
Well done, your excellency.
MOAR MUADIIB MOR MORR
LISAN AL GAIB BROS
WE ARE SO BACK
Hey I get no respect around here
Right at the beginning, when Irulan is talking and they're both in the garden, it plays a weird out of place sound effect that I recognize from a video game but cannot remember which one. Right at like 1:24 of the amazon version.
That's her tapping the piece on the board game, not sure what video game you think it's from.
No, right before that when its just a tree in view. Its like some kind of pipe or flute synth. I feel like its a chime that plays when theres an item you can grab nearby.
Kinda sounds like a Zelda whistle but I don't think it's actually from the games.
not gonna lie there are 2 hilarious moments
>ultra fighter pulls out 2 nunchakus and dies in 2 seconds
>the sandmutt realises that she was just some sidepussy but he will never marry a brownie
My knife isn't made of obsidian or bronze, dummy. It's a knife that never chips or shatters because of hyper advanced metallurgy from a galactic civilization.
>heh well then I guess it can’t be helped
>*unsheathes katana*
Shoot his gay ass; why did no homie in this movie stay strapped?
This movie was a brown blur, much like the first one
I hope you trip and break your dick
amazing movies
blows most 2007+ movies backs out
almost 0 cultural impact
like star trek and star wars are more relevant despite peddling stinky smelly wet shit for a decade now
is it because Dune didn't aim for kids ? no merch ? why ?
>cultural impact
tired of seeing this. you know onions wars has cultural impact because of the billions and billions spent pumping out shitty toys and tie-in products to keep it constantly in the public eye right? the only things with cultural impact are the things someone paid for to have cultural impact.
Anon, the UN is voting to rename earth to dune
Jeff bezos was issued family atomics last week
Trump is fat and has a kid named Baron
Millions study the blade
Wake up sheeple
The fact they're on the third set of adaptations after 60 years is the cultural impact of Dune.
I'll shatter your prostate you weak little twink
why are you incels always homosexuals?
Why are you trannies always projecting?
Why are you so obssessed with trannies? Is it because you incel scum always end up troons or legit homosexuals, instead of real men?
No pussy makes a homie prison gay
this homosexual
has clear beein in prison for a long time, then
>seething so hard he can't even form proper sentences
>incel is ESL
why am I not surprised, Rajesh
So he found the Wayfinder in the Death Star wreckage, but where did dagger come from?
So did the Baron know Jessica was his daughter and just didn’t care or was that somehow kept a secret from him? I don’t think it was brought up in the movies about their relationship.
In the book Baron talks about it to Jessica while she’s tied up and gagged on the floor. It’s really early in the book though and the placement of the reveal is better in the movies
I just started reading the books so I didn’t get that far, was just really random in part 2 where they casually just say it and then no one acknowledges it after.
Paul also figures it out early on with his abilities and then pretty much never mentions it again. The movie having it be a disheartening reveal and tying it into Pauls' descent was honestly a pretty good change.
No one knew how until herberts son prequel series.
>two main characters have no chemistry and don't fit the role
what the frick were they thinking?
May thy children be dark of skin and of heart.
>may thy balls cum and splatter
Why didn't he frick his mother?
He did in my canon
why didn't he frick alia in the training room?
Stilgar was right there.
I did in the game lmao. It’s all I wanted to do
Paul has the ancestral memory of the entire Atreides lineage including his father's, meaning that he remembers all the times Duke fricked Jessica as if the memory was his own
Keep mind Leto was bisexual and had a thing with the baron before he got fat
Real?
Why didn’t they just transfer some of the worms to other planets to make spice there?
how?
Spaceships
they tried very hard to do just that. can't be done. wormies are for arrakis only.
Never stated in the movies
Oh, the movies haven't gotten to the point where it happens. it happens in messiah out of desperation.
I don't think you need to think too hard about why nobody imports 400m worms though.
Space Black folk
Cmon amon, 1st day?
They try that, the worms just die.
Yo, who took my spice? Wanted to take a “trip” later
why are harkonnen all bald?
Denis said it was because they see having hair as being impure or some shit.
>May thy buck be broken, playa
>May thy ass shit and shart
maY thy Knf3 sHaTtEr*
Shut up, gay
Movie improves 5 fold if they didn't cast a quadroon as chani.
Zoomers are the demographic she was cast to appeal to? Zoomers are fricking shit skins.
>Movie improves 5 fold if they didn't cast a quadroon as chani.
it also improves if they don't have an effeminate twink who barely speaks up while saying his lines playing Paul.
Just watched this. How the frick was Josh Brolin and his team able to be somewhere random and extracting spice if the Harkonnens own the planet??
whats his problem
Paul spent like two whole minutes with Jamis, why was his name brought up so many times in this film I don't get it. He even puts his hand to the sand and starts reminiscing about him for some reason. More book coded garbage that I don't know about, trash.
it was the first person that he ever killed and before their duel he had visions of him as a mentor in an alternate timeline. you just sound like your moronic
oh so he's delusional
wow that makes it so much better.
i dont understand the hype behind dune. it just looks good that is all.
The worms are just boring plot devices. Why do they let people ride them? Why don't they go back underground? Why don't they flee when helicopter shoots at the people riding it?
the entire movie is a run of the mill le chosen one trope. it would be more interesting if the bald guy lived
I've never watched/read anything of Dune/Dunc
should I watch Part One? Is it actually good or just normalgay shit?
Both are pretty good movies despite the Cinemaphile shitposting.
It's cool
Part One is good, but it definitely drags at some points. It ends pretty unceremoniously, too. The main thing is that it does a good job of explaining the weird lore.
they're good space fantasy films unlike basically every other space fantasy film ever made
>Feyd is a total badass genius, you guys
>kills two drugged prisoners and struggles to kill the third who had been tortured for who knows how long
>the only person smart enough to realize engaging the Fremen on the ground is a stupid idea and to just use artillery
>the only person smart enough to realize engaging the Fremen on the ground is a stupid idea and to just use artillery
Is this better explained in the books? I assumed the reason they didn't bomb the Fremen was that the Harkonnens didn't know where any of their sietches were. When Feyd just decided out of the blue to artillery them it felt very jarring.
In the book Feyd was never properly the governor. Vlad had a plan to use Rabban as the fall guy by being super unpopular then have Feyd sweep in and fix things. Problem is they were getting btfo'd by the Fremen and the Emperor had to gather the Landsraad to save his ass.
So in the book the sietch bombing never happened?
It did, Chani and Paul even had a son that died in it. But it wasn't a devastating blow that forced Paul to go south out of desperation to recoup his losses, him choosing to take the Water of Life in the book was out of rage at losing his son.
Okay, that's what I'm wondering about. Was the sietch bombing a result of new intel that located the sietch or did they always know where the sietch was and were just too stupid to think of bombing it?
The attack that killed Leto II the first took place at the same time as the attack on the imperial forces and significantly after Paul takes the water of life.
Chani tells Paul about it when they meat up right before his duel with Feyd
You're right, he took the Water of Life because Gurney tried to assassinate his mom and he wasn't able to see it. It's been a while since I've read it. I guess this is what happens when you have Paul's son who is entirely off screen and is mentioned in like three sentences.
So his post is correct, the sietch bombing was actually very late in the book. Honestly the movie does a much better job at creating a good reason for Paul to take the Water of Life and showing how devastating his new sight is after discovering the truth about being a Harkonnen.
I found these harkonnen b***hes immensely sexy
In a world with all sorts of advanced weapons, why is a simple knife so focused on? Is it just a macho thing to do?
fricking pay attention, kinetic, and explosive weapons are all used, and (very very carefully) laser guns.
>Emperor sets up his entire army in the middle of an obvious ambush spot
>even gets warned like 5 minutes after landing that a storm is coming that will mess up their shields
>"duh whatever, no big deal, frick off moron"
box
>can see the fricking future
>still almost nearly dies
??????????????????
getting stabbed twice was part of the plan bro. trust.
Paul explicitly says he see's multiple potential futures, all of which they lose except one. Him getting stabbed twice was unavoidable if they wanted to win, he didn't have to get stabbed he chose to.
Feyd was also a potential Kwisatz Haderach. He's basically in a blind spot for Paul. Guild Navigators are too. Very shortly after Paul kills Feyd he sees Count Fenring and realizes Fenring could easily kill him, and Paul panics because he has never ever seen Fenring in any of his visions and he realizes it's because Fenring was a failed Kwisatz Haderach.
I have a lasgun, homosexual.
Good luck. I'm behind 7 shields.
We'll all die together then.
It's a draw, then.
>may my shards hit and slice you.
may thy gyaat L, and W rizz fr
who would have won gurney or albino sex criminal
Feyd
So how did Harkonem soldiers get sniped in the beginning of part 2?
I thought the shield was supposed to protect them from lasers & shit except for knives in melee combat
Remember that bit about the shields attracting the worms from Part 1? If not there was a helpful reminder when a Harkonnen soldier tried to put shields on but was countermanded
I haven't seen Dunc 2 so I can't help you there, but a bit of trivia from the books is that shields absolutely cannot protect anyone from lasers. The reaction of the two is a nuclear explosion. IIRC, that reaction is also how the Harkonnens break the Atredies shield in the first assault.
They had them turned off for the worms.
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