Baron was a lot better this time around because he wasn't so stoic all the fricking time. Would smirk and laugh a bit, be admiring over shit like the artillery, etc. Actually displayed a range of a emotions that a human being would have - even an evil and ruthless one. The only exception in 2021 was the 'wonderful kitchen' bit. Otherwise he was stoic grumpy scary evil man #3243
He once had a physic like Feyd, Then Gaius Helen Mohiam banged him to produce Jessica while at the same time fricking up the Barons body chemistry for reasons.
Or something like that.
In the dumb prequel books, it's revealed that the Baron didn't want to have sex with Gaius Helen Mohiam because he's a homo, so he raped her, and in revenge she infected him with a virus that screwed up his metabolism and transformed him from a svelte handsome Adonis into a horrendous blob of lard.
I tried reading some of juniors books and gave up after about 30 pages each time.
Just remember a bunch of Fan fiction tier shoehorning in quotes from Frank's books.
It was like the Force Awakens and the rest of Nu-Wars. Actually, it felt exactly like reading those old starwars books that came out before the prequels were made.
They had so much shit to get on screen and so little time to do it, but at times they didn't seem to understand that.
From about halfway through the first movie, the Baron's entire role was to poke his head in from somewhere and go "I'm fat and gross and evil yargh" and then shuffle off again. Did it like five times.
Then Lady Jessica was assigned to doing the same thing, just showing up every 29.5 minutes and going "I'm pregnant and crazy and going full jihad!" Then later, same scene. Then it was over.
They felt a need to give Gurney Halleck a triumphant revenge scene against Rabban. Fine. But it was like a 90 second detour with no impact. Rabban kept brandishing that whip the entire movie and then he finally pulled it out for real and just sort of snapped it once and he was dead.
Walken's role could have been taken by a cardboard cutout. Pugh's almost could have. And Anton Chigurh became a meme.
Can someone explain Villeneuve for me? I kind of liked his first movies, but his scifi is uninspired, clinically cold, sure the photography is beautiful and "clean" but it has no depth, no feelings. Dunc 2 had a few good scenes but how is that a memorable kino experience I don't know.
Its all so wrong. Feyd should have been a giga chad that the Baron is envious, charismatic enough to lead Arrakis.
They should have also hyped the Count as the real threat to Paul until he denies the emperor request to fight him.
Instead we get some idiot bald guy whose only accomplish is fighting some random old manlet from the atreides house
dune 2 script is pure slop.
I still don't understand what the frick the Fremen mean by this. I know they explained it in the first movie, but I either forgot ir thought it was too stupid to even register
SNAAAAKE
La li lu le lo?
You're pretty good!
>>May thy knife chip and shatter
>>Y-you too
Feyd was kino and a hundred times more interesting than the baron
Yea, but his power level was a bit low
DUNC Feyd seemed to be mildly prescient, when he meets the BG witch he tells her that he's dreamt of her
Lol Feyd was pretty much the thing in the movie that was cliche and cornball. He took me right out of it with his mugging.
how the frick can anyone think this? what was so interesting about him?
They just found him hot
>what was so interesting about him?
He yelled a lot.
Baron was a lot better this time around because he wasn't so stoic all the fricking time. Would smirk and laugh a bit, be admiring over shit like the artillery, etc. Actually displayed a range of a emotions that a human being would have - even an evil and ruthless one. The only exception in 2021 was the 'wonderful kitchen' bit. Otherwise he was stoic grumpy scary evil man #3243
Nah Feyd was just a generic psychopath at least the Baron was entertaining because he was a flying fat man
Can anyone explain why the emperor was so fat? Shit made no sense.
He once had a physic like Feyd, Then Gaius Helen Mohiam banged him to produce Jessica while at the same time fricking up the Barons body chemistry for reasons.
Or something like that.
In the dumb prequel books, it's revealed that the Baron didn't want to have sex with Gaius Helen Mohiam because he's a homo, so he raped her, and in revenge she infected him with a virus that screwed up his metabolism and transformed him from a svelte handsome Adonis into a horrendous blob of lard.
I tried reading some of juniors books and gave up after about 30 pages each time.
Just remember a bunch of Fan fiction tier shoehorning in quotes from Frank's books.
It was like the Force Awakens and the rest of Nu-Wars. Actually, it felt exactly like reading those old starwars books that came out before the prequels were made.
I ate an edible before watching the movie and didn't understand a single thing that happened
You didn't understand a single thing that happened because not a single thing that happened was explained
just like everything else in your life
They had so much shit to get on screen and so little time to do it, but at times they didn't seem to understand that.
From about halfway through the first movie, the Baron's entire role was to poke his head in from somewhere and go "I'm fat and gross and evil yargh" and then shuffle off again. Did it like five times.
Then Lady Jessica was assigned to doing the same thing, just showing up every 29.5 minutes and going "I'm pregnant and crazy and going full jihad!" Then later, same scene. Then it was over.
They felt a need to give Gurney Halleck a triumphant revenge scene against Rabban. Fine. But it was like a 90 second detour with no impact. Rabban kept brandishing that whip the entire movie and then he finally pulled it out for real and just sort of snapped it once and he was dead.
Walken's role could have been taken by a cardboard cutout. Pugh's almost could have. And Anton Chigurh became a meme.
Can someone explain Villeneuve for me? I kind of liked his first movies, but his scifi is uninspired, clinically cold, sure the photography is beautiful and "clean" but it has no depth, no feelings. Dunc 2 had a few good scenes but how is that a memorable kino experience I don't know.
there's simply no real competition, show me a better modern sci-fi director and there's your answer
I guess so, what a sad state of the art.
>AYO PAUL AYO PAUL AYO PAULL!! PAAAUULLLL!!! HE GOTTA KNIFE AAAAHHHH!! AAAAAAAAAAH PAUL!!!! HE FINNA GOTTA KNIFE
Its all so wrong. Feyd should have been a giga chad that the Baron is envious, charismatic enough to lead Arrakis.
They should have also hyped the Count as the real threat to Paul until he denies the emperor request to fight him.
Instead we get some idiot bald guy whose only accomplish is fighting some random old manlet from the atreides house
dune 2 script is pure slop.
I still don't understand what the frick the Fremen mean by this. I know they explained it in the first movie, but I either forgot ir thought it was too stupid to even register
the knife dissolves if its holder dies. or so they believe.
>Hey dude, I hope your knife goes to shit because the alternative is your knife disappearing with your life
Forged in fire just got interesting.
Forged in Fire has more soul.
I cringed a little when Josh Brolin said "This is for my Duke.... and my friends!"
like c'mon man
Did bagpipes play?
I haven't seen it yet, no spoliers pl0x
I think I hear some bagpipes during the battle of Areakeen, but it was just a background noise, not the Atreides anthem like in part 1
it is so gay they cast this guy in warrior roles. Looks completely inept to play Henry V or this. Hollywood sucks.
>Why don't they cast more people like mee as the warrior?
>stanning for a mediocre twig actor with landwhale pics
you've just convince me twinkalee is based and talented, very exciting in action scenes