>McClowsky, in my office, now!
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your mum is a loose cannon on muh dick huehuehue got em
But not you, you're smart
In a minute sarge. I'm clutching
>the mayor's got his fist rammed so far up my butt that my neck looks like it's airing an episode of Oobi. Look it up you goddamn ingrate!
>*slams vanilla folder on the desk*
>I've got the DAs wiener so far up my ass he's playing xylophone on my front teeth!
>vanilla folder
kek
kmao
>Well, for starters I think we should reroute the circuitry, then I'll take a look at the capacitor and if all else fails I can just do a complete reboot of the system. It might take a while... but I think I can get an uplink to the mainframe too...
I DON’T UNDERSTAND ALL THAT NERDY SHIT ALL I WANNA KNOW IS CAN IT BE DONE?!
>two minutes capn
WE DONT HAVE TWO MINUTES
The statement of a good leader
IN ENGLISH PROFESSOR
Unrelated but what is the point of talking to girls when they’re talking to 20 other guys at the same time
And even if you managed to get one, they would eventually leave you and cuck you like they always do
What’s the point of life if I’ll never have a loving, loyal girl
why are you asking this here
also i hope you die alone, you deserve to
What's the point of applying to a job if it's being watched by 20+ applicants?
Incel logic. Why can’t I just be shitty at everything and still get rewarded?
>Alright, but I'm warning you, cap, if you try to violate my second amendment rights and take away my gun I WILL shoot you
>Do you have any idea how much your little stunt is gonna cost the department?
>Who cares, cap, we make our own funding with writing traffic tickets and asset forfeiture
>rosenberg, I am afraid the circumcision has already been done
>Hand in your badge
>AND your other badge
Did you just try to mix an Irish and Polish name?
>Quite frankly, detective, I don't give a frick if you're a mick, a pollack or a fricking Martian, I just want you to close this case and to do it by the goddamn book.
25% Irish, 25% Polish, 12,5% Italian, 12,5% Puerto Rican, 12,5% British, 6,25% German, 6,25% Native American
The average United Statian
I always think those obviously mixed culture last names are funny. Like Martinezberg
He's just an ESL third worlder who messed up spelling "McCluskey" or "McClownskey"
>I’m an Oxy-80s kind of cop. I eat Perc-30s. Blues, reds. I like to go down. I don’t like to come up.