MCU Doom will be a descendant of the Conquistadors who tussled with Namor, and that's why he knows so much about Vibranium, pitting Namor's people against Wakanda. Latveria will be reimagined as a Mediterranean country instead of a Balkan one. They're looking at Javier Bardem for Doom. You'll get some info at D23.
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More woke groomer shit but Javier Bardem as Doom isn't bad.
You are an npc being told what buzzwords to parrot.
YWNBAW
Yet another buzzword that is in your programming, robot.
>These are the people who call you an NPC
Literally scripted responses lmao, insane
It's all projection, not because they're manipulative, but because they're too stupid to comprehend different mental states and viewpoints. Not even kidding, they're genuinely stunted children-level dumb. "If it helps me, good; if it doesn't help me, bad" is as close as they can grope at morality and ethics.
They listen blindly to their 2-3 approved media choices that give them an openly and coordinatedly warped view of the world and then accuse others of being sheep that believe anything they're told. They repeat the same five talking points ad nauseam, without actually understanding them, and call others NPCs. They're permaonline incels who live in a permanent seethe due to tfw no gf but accuse others of being weak or unmasculine or 'onions'. Literally like 1 in 3 republicans has a sex crime, and half of those are with kids, but it's the democrats who are grooming kids in pizza parlors to steal their adenochrine or whatever. The side that's always supported limited government, free business, and tried to cancel anyone who opposes them ideologically (remember the beatles records burning? the dixie chicks? freedom fries?) screeching that business are exercising their rights in the market to make employment choices based on internal profit criteria and demand the government step in and stop this.
Sad, lonely, stupid, miserable 'people' easily taken advantage of by their cruel and manipulative betters. It would be sad if it weren't so goddamned hilarious.
so basically 'if an outragegay accuses you of pedophilia, you can be sure he's got a folder full of cp, since he's going by what he would do'. solid.
I didn't read anything about christians or republicans
Take your fricking meds holy shit, i fricking hate you moron homosexuals shitting up the place. Shut the frick up, jesus christ.
they're 4chud natives, you farleft tumblr/reddit/twitter immigrants are the ones shitting up the boards, sister
Fricking election tourist.
We need to go back.
2007 gaiagay actually sweaty 😀
Die.
seething redditard twittard tumblrina newbie libtard
Do you understand how fricking sad that is? My dude you’ve been here for at least 15 years. In the time you’ve been shutting up this site, some kid has been born and grown enough to touch a titty of a girl he likes. What have you done other than post on an image board for fricking cartoons?
I made you mad, apparently
You're the one getting emotional about the casting of a fictional mad scientist here
Yet here you are, nettled.
I'm a different guy, anon. Several men are talking to you, similar to how several men are banging your mother.
>I'm a different guy, anon
It's current year, It's OK you say you're angry.
That you got got.
The guy who's mad at Disney movie casting might want to take that lesson to heart. Like how your mom is taking it repeatedly
>snowflake cuck rightoids get triggered by literally everything under the sun and yet pretend they're tough and strong and it's the other side that's triggered by everything
>once you point out how pathetic they are, the only thing they have left is 'no u mad haha i make u mad'
Every time.
>(on a thread about something completely random)
>homosexual cuck ynbaw onions milk lieberal demonrat woke groomer sjw bbqs are ruining everything!!!! reeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
>you're annoying, anon, chill out
>haha i got you mad i got you good
>
To normal human beings, seeing chimp-level intellects in the wild is a curious, if sad phenomenon. To know that they are so much like us, but could never truly be like us, forever limited by their single-digit neuron count and a cowardly interior that fears everything it does not understand (which is everything).
They truly believe that they 'got you'. Like a baby playing hide and seek, they believe that the same rules that govern their small, cognitively limited lives apply to the rest of the world. 'If I can't see them, they can't see me' becomes 'If I would get angry and upset over every tiny interaction, so too must everyone else'. Every time.
None of us are angry, anon. You're just a disappointment. It was fun in 2015, but you're the guy who told one good joke, and then kept telling it to the point where it became stale, and then instead of getting new material, you blame everyone else for being sick of you. Go find a hobby that's not being terminally online for 15 years. Touch grass.
It's not liberals, woke groomers or whatever idiocy fills your empty skull completely these days. You're just weak and easily triggered.
tl;dr
Nah dude. I just think it’s embarrassing that you take pride on being here since Bush was in office.
>being oldgay bad
We're at this era now huh
It's a fine line to walk. Objectively it's pretty fricking lame we've been here over a decade, but at the same time its kind of a bad of honor. I legit remember whenCinemaphile was fun and creative and not just Right Wing gays getting mad at Disney's latest plop of shit.
Exactly. I’ve been here for 10ish years now but I don’t really take pride in it or anything. Seems like Cinemaphile is all faux outrage threads and barely veiled /misc/ threads anymore.
>pretty fricking lame
It is but by being here you relinquish all right to mock anyone. We're all equally lame so at least find more creative thigns to insult.
I remember when the Nazis on here were ironic. I miss those days. The porn was better too.
I miss that homosexual m00t like you wouldn't believe
stop trying so hard.
frick off chud
Oh, I'm sorry for waxing nostalgic in some trumpgays 900000056712431 attempt at making a rage thread.
If you think Cinemaphile started as chud central you are too young for this site. You will never know what things were like.
Nice b8 m8, tell your wife the bull will arrive soon
Your programming needs an even number of brackets.
I hate you /misc/ tourists so much
i've been going to both since before rule 15 sonny
Javier is a neanderthal, he should be Vandal Savage
> Javier Bardem for Doom
Why not go for somebody younger who won’t be in their 60’s after three movies?
Because they’re going to replace him with a younger blacker version after two movies.
But he’s not a ginger.
They are planning he will be in the suit for 99% of the time and just use his voice with a stunt double
>Latveria will be reimagined as a Mediterranean country instead of a Balkan one
DROPPED, I WILL NOT STAND FOR DOOM RETCON AND ANTI MED RACISM
El Victorino del Doominique
But how could Namor be Spanish when he's white in the comics?
He isn’t White though Namor is Asian
>Namor is Mexican
>Doctor Doom is a Conquistador
No wonder the superhero bubble is popping
What will his name be, Victor Doominguez?
is slav doom called victorov doomski?
F4ntastic changed his last name to Domashev
Doctor Muerte. That's literally how Spaniards renamed him. Victor Von Muerte.
In Latin America very early translations for comics named him Doctor Destino (no relation to the DC character), but they left him as Doom with everything else.
It could also be Victor Condenada
Fricking perfect
Though yeah his name would literally be Son of Soonday
I literally guffawed
Big mistake introducing Doctor Doom before the Fantastic Four.
>Doom will be a descendant of the Conquistadors who tussled with Namor, and that's why he knows so much about Vibranium
>Have your great great great grandpa fight with a magic merman once
>Now you know everything about some sort of wonder metal
I don't get it
So they've basically reached the point where the comics are "source material" only in terms of providing names? Doom is only Doom by virtue of being called Doctor Doom. Taskmaster is only Taskmaster by virtue of being called Taskmaster. Namor is only Namor byt virtue of being called Namor. They really are huffing their own farts now. I can't wait until the bubble's popped completely.
Always has been the case
literally this
you casual zoomer homosexual
MCU Tony Stark from Ironman 1 was nothing like the comics, they turned Jarvis into an AI
I won't mind Hispanic Doom, i just hope the costume make justice and the actor is actually good enough to be a good doom
>Spaniard
>Hispanic
Are all of you Americans this moronic?
spaniards ARE the og hispanics you moron, where do you think hispania is?
"Hispanic" in the current context means Beaner. You don't call a Spaniard Hispanic/Latin, they're Euros. Same shit you did when Banderas came to the US, he checked white/Euro and you had him sign "Latino". You're so mutted you have no touch with reality anymore.
im not murican, im south american
hispanic still means what It has always meant
You're a moronic beaner is what you are.
Sure anon, hispanic is a race, 100%. Spaniards totally don't count as hispanic.
>South American
Opinion discarded
No it doesn't. You can make that case for Latino/a because it's short for Latin American, but Hispanic means anyone from Spain or of Spanish descent. That will usually refer to Latin Americans simply because they're the vast majority of that group.
You didn't know Hispanic mean "Spanish speaking", it's OK. Like "Hispanic american"
You think they say Hispanic Spaniards in Spain?
>You don't call a Spaniard Hispanic/Latin
I'm Spaniard with family living there, they are Mexicans for everybody there, other than for the Mexican-Americans.
Kek I hope this is bait because otherwise you’re pretty moronic.
That's cool with me.
This movie is gonna be brown and black people needing to unite against the white guy.
>meds are le EVIL conquistadores!
haha based i love nu-racism by disney
Only if he wears a Doom version of this
>You care about this shitty movie right
lol
LMAO even
Your twitter screenshots don't appear to say that. Anyway, a bunch of Balkan countries have Mediterranean coasts.
The closest anyone has ever come to an accurate Doom is a tax write off movie that was never supposed to be seen. Feels fricking bad man
Marvel Ultimate Alliance Doom is pretty kino
I hope he’s not comic accurate at all just to see the butthurt from autistic doomgays
Sounds like absolute dogshit lmfao. Glad I stopped watching capeshit movies after Endlame, last movie they made that wasn't woke and even then it was still bad kek.
>Mentally ill troon is surprised when slightly less mentally ill homosexuals don't want him.
Kek.
> Javier Bardem's broken english as he says Redd Ricrards.
Hilarious but not interesting.
Bardem would have been a great Doom like 5 years ago.
How is "i don't like dicks either" anything resembling a good response from the troony's pov?
dumb ESL
>You don't want my dick?
>That makes YOU a dick
Frick off shill.
someone planted the idea in my mind that internet discourse is at the point such that random commneters could be replaced by AI and people wouldn't notice.
you don't think it could be true here, could it? all of these nearly identical political shitposts have to be thought up by real people. surely.
Okay man, good for you. You want to think like a schizo have fun with your paranoia, lol.
Sadly these people really are just that pathetic.
>Javier Bardem
Not going to happen. He is in that Cortes TV show that Amazon has been developing where Antonio Banderas plays Cortes.
That was cancelled years ago.
Here is Namor's costume btw.
Is he going to fricking Mardi Gras
>reimagining Atlantis from underwater city to Aztec mythos
Why? Just because they cast Latino actor as Namor, that's doesn't mean to change Namor's lore and backstory to Aztec mythos.
They might want it to be different enough from Aquaman that people don't get confused
That twitter thread doesn't say anything about what OP's claiming.
>Latveria will be reimagined as a Mediterranean country instead of a Balkan one.
Tropical Latveria could be cool
Ah yes, those Mediterranean countries and their... tropics.
>Latveria's being turned into an allegory for fascist Mussolini-era Italy
>Mediterranean country
Do gypsies livev there?
Or how will they retcon Victors gypsy magic?
>Do gypsies livev there?
This guy is from Spain, he is Gypsy and he has worked in Pirates of the Caribean and Rambo last Blood.
>Javier Bardem for Doom.
He is in lots of fancast and it is the biggest Spaniard actor now, even bigger than Banderas, but he is 53yo, I think that if they go with a Spaniard they'll cast Jaime Lorente, he has been in Money Heist >Denver, that it is the biggest Spaniish Netflix production and he has done medieval movies, and he is really woke too.
Too young. Doom is a guy in his 40's and Reed's peer. It'd be weird if there was a 15 year gap between the two.
I've seen Viggo Mortensen thrown around as a potential name
he was living in Argentina at some point i think, 63 years are a frickton too.
its too late to make a dr doom movie
RIP
Man how did the americas get taken over in the MCU between Namor and Druig in Eternals.
Seems weird and pointless to change Doom from Eastern European but also whatever he's just gotta be European I guess and royalty.
This is also probably all fanfic.
They already did the CONQUISTADORES BAD bullshit in Eternals and it was eyerollingly bad. Frick this Black Legend bs.
wat
How did the natives lose if they had a literal god on their side and their leader could fly? All the spanish have is technology and God.
Won't the usual suspects freak out because of "Roma erasure" or some bullshit? I thought gypsies were one of those ethnicities that they're very particular about for some reason.
>I thought gypsies were one of those ethnicities that they're very particular about for some reason.
it's so they can say how not racist there are but don't have to deal with the negative of living near gypsies or Travelers.
>Latveria will be reimagined as a Mediterranean country
So Victor de Muerte would be dressed like the usual Latin American dictator?
Mmmm DoomNamor.
>the skull and bones of a shark
>be Ricardo Caña
>el Generalisimo Victor de la Muerte hates me
>my wife Susana Tormenta is seduced by Ramon el Submarinero
sharks dont have bones