MCU Fantastic 4

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pedro "Hispanic Wetback Beaner" Pascal does not look like a scientist. He looks like a fruit picker. Pick my avocados, Pedro.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      2 of those 3 slurs are specifically for Mexicans, and Pascal is Chilean.
      Take your meds

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Mexicans
        >Chilean
        They're all the same.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      but nobody in Hollywood looks supersmart

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s white homosexual

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you had 2 avocados between your legs, they had better be decent.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Pascal even taller than Kirby? I doubt it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pedro Pascal 5'11
      >Vanessa Kirby 5'7

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hideous hag

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          kek homosexual

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Satanic prostitute. I will shit on her grave pretty soon. After The Beast is done with her.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Cinemaphile will forever be filtered by single images. these "people" will never learn that you either need moving pictures or multiple stills to be able to draw conclusions

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pedros too fat to play RR but the rest are good

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Heres that tall, chiseled Mr. Fantastic you ordered

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No Black people
    How the frick did this happen???

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Marvels happened

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blacks don't want to be in group films. They want to solo headline a film. I mean look at Madame Web. No one cares about the black b***h and same would be the same in the Fantastic Four. A black wants to be the next Black Panther. Not the CGI rock guy or black brother of some white b***h.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Normies joked too much about them raceswaping the characters. I know some woke intern is punching the air right now. I'm sure one of them ill be gay though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ill be gay though

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ill be gay though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly, Daveed Diggs would have been cool as Ben Grimm. Plus he'd be in rock form most of the time so the swap would have been excusable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Blue eyed Thing played by a black guy? No, Cousin Bear is a great pick, too bad the MCU is dead

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No way they would be allowed to raceswap the israeli character.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They race swapped Moon Knight (israelite to Guatemalan)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because they put in a Hispanic. I would rather a black Thing then a Hispanic Reed. Reed is the heart and soul of the team and is now tainted forever.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        All 4 of Pascal's grandparents are european (spanish or french). By your standard Antonio Banderas is not white. The fact that he was born in Chile does not magically make him non-white.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked Ebin Moss Bachrach as the sixth President.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He’s a good actor but all Cinemaphile cares about is spamming “Snyder Cut Incel” memes.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pascal is too beta. Kirby is too ugly. Stranger Things guy is too short. The other nobody will be 90% CGI so who cares.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ANOTHER Fantastic 4 reboot
    Yep i am sure this will save capeshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      yeah

      Let's make a thing out of the weakest, lamest comic that no one likes and turn it into something "mid phase."

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Aside from Pedro? Yeah pretty good

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Looks boring as hell.
    No one likes the Fantastic 4 anymore. The last films only did alright because Jessica Alba

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm sorry it's missing a Black for you

  11. 3 months ago
    As far as they will go but even farther

    Why 4 men?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will watch for Kirby. Even if she’s misandrist girl boss. I’d gladly take orders from my queen. I Simpius decimus Meridius. Father to an imaginary son and Husband to an imaginary wife.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this guy on the bottom left supposed to be the torch? The stud muffin? Christ. He’s going to be a pan emasculated homosexual isn’t he?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No blacks.

    How am I supposed to relate to this?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Never fricking heard of any of them.

    Are things so bad at Disney they can't even afford actors people might have heard of? No wonder they've not done anything else in the Shang Chi series, they can't afford Awkwafina anymore.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    COUSIN!

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the capeshit vs capeshit shitskin reddit tourists that would spam how everyone hates brie larson nonstop are now spamming kirby is ugly
    lmao

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like the bottom right guy, he's the only reason I watched The Bear
    he's good

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    cousin kino is back on the menu

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    She looks like she smells bad for some reason but I can't figure out why

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    so israeli and ugly.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know which is supposed to be the Johnny Storm, but neither fits.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    except for kirby

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fricking awesome! Another movie I have absolute zero interest in watching

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