Me before watching the movie: "I bet there is a small penis joke"
>within the first 20 minutes there is a small penis joke
What's up with cringey women writers being fixated with small penis jokes?
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Me before watching the movie: "I bet there is a small penis joke"
They are tsundere for men with small penises
i've had wet dreams about riding tiny dicks
Lesbians have penis envy so they eternally project about it
Why are Amerimutts so fricking obsessed with penis size? Literally every Amerimutt on the internet starts to talk about it.
>watches gay porn
>wonders why guys keep mentioning wiener on a gay porn site
Seek help
Heh? Are you OK? I'm just saying Amerimutts are really fricking obsessed with penis size like they can't stop spamming about BBC and their feminists always use it as a propaganda tool.
If you are running into that shit on a daily basis, it's because you specifically going to those places.
You mean this cartoon show and its audience like you?
I'm sure that made more sense in your head.
Wut? It's literally what you were saying yourself. The reason that these creators and the audience are obsessed with penis size is that they are always active in culture war cesspits like Twatter reddit and Cinemaphile.
Get off the internet.
>I'm just saying Amerimutts are really fricking obsessed with penis size like they can't stop spamming about BBC
that's israelites
You seem really obsessed about it
Did you miss the part he called this place a gay porn site or…?
Stop projecting with your vienna sausage , chang
Golden Kamuy is a manga and the creator literally posted an official canon dick size chart for all of his characters.
It made the fujos happy of course but as you can see it's not an US only thing.
Isn't this a kid's movie?
shrek had a small penis joke
Shrek is Shrek
S-P-I-N-E-L
Which is ambigious enough to go over the heads of kids. Maybe it was about his height!
This should’ve gotten a PG-13 rating at least. The MPAA is getting soft.
>The MPAA is getting soft.
Just like your penis lmao
God I want her to vore me
Already divisive and feminist enough. Gender-political. Why are all American cartoons like this?
Its pretty much an imagined "emperor has no clothes" moment. They that kind of find demeaning stuff funny because they truly believe in their own inferiority (internalized or not) and that things like this are a chance to "punch up".
When a manlet calls you a giraffe, take pity on him.
But if you dare to draw a woman with latger than C cups…
What, online strangers will be mad? Oh no.
And said online strangers will make sure you don’t get professional work if you piss them off enough.
You won't get STUDIO work, but you can still make money independently.
Is this another case where something was already a staple comedy for years and when men do it it's funny but when women do it it means they're satanic man-haters
It's like saying Black person.
It's okay when men does it, but not okay when women do it.
To be fair.... It's really about a trans man crying about his lack of penis through comedy.
>I've dwelled among the humans, their entire culture is built around their penises. It is funny to say they are small. It is funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out 'Hey look at me! I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis!' I never saw it fail to get a laugh.
Penis-shaming is the only thing that is still allowed and it's RNG
Roast beef lip shaming when?
WHite women lmfao
There isnt ENOUGH small penis jokes in media anymore.
t. SPH enjoyer
>Me before watching the movie: "I bet there is a small penis joke"
Nobody thinks this unless they have an SPH fetish.
Spinel will never call your average-sized weiner a baby carrot
Y live
She never would anyway, because even if you had the most acorny of micropenises Spinel would love it because she loves you.
Spinel looks like Mickey Mouse
I too choose my media based on the likelihood of small penis jokes.
>What's up with cringey women writers being fixated with small penis jokes?
Nothing new under the sun, women have always mainly used denigration to attack others and the creator is a lesbian which use penis jokes like some comedians use kitchen jokes.
bump
>women have always mainly used denigration to attack others
Am I moronic/missing the point or does everyone use denigration to attack others because that's what it's for
Who gets offended by small penis jokes?
i do. we small penis havers are an oppressed people and its about time that that is recognised.
It's a choice to be born with a small penis. Many guys chose not to
Just like it's a choice to be born black, a woman, and gay, we need to bring back punishing people for customizing their character incorrectly.
>start watching because bored
>within 1 minute Ive seen more blacks in the movie than ever IRL
>within 4 minutes two men are homosexual handholding
>pause, dislike, remove from list
I fricking hate the current movie industry.
I watched this movie before I realized it was the shera b***h that made it.
Nimona is kind hot. But then I found that the entire fanbase is filled with delusional straw-grasping freaks.
So, I feel obligated to write some straight porn for this movie now. The whole shape shifting thing makes it real easy to make it fetish too.
I will update you all when my work is finished.
Can't wait to not read it
it is finished. i await the seethe
>https://www.fanfiction.net/s/14251439/1/Nimona-s-Breeding-Season
Nimona is made for brat correction and rebuilding, all the trauma means Good Girl is effective on her
Nimona (like all rebellious women) just needs a good dicking
show is called dim owner
Flashes the moomoo coon hand sign in Thumbnail
Immediately shipped with boong gollywog
Wow it's like they're camping the pale skinned redheads with poo sludge
Amber hurt & Dune doo in eye
Queue be doo daphne
Lucas (Loo curse) and blind idiot, stranger things
The roob and gay ill man (poof) ruby gillman
Dull i forget any of you entitled plebians with no talent/ability? oh yeah, borg assimilator moron & POO YAY HARES POO YAY HARES starfire pushover.
The unskilled craps gonnoreah aids syphilis come marching in...
Frick it, I already know any replies will utilize their go-to """Non comprehension" when I'm speaking cohesive English. Citing references with clarity and transparency.
Behold: the weakling who always replies "Meh eats" (meds) to any rational thoughts challenging his dim-witted nog skull
I see.
A lot of feminism is focused on negging men to lift women up since
A) a lot of men have massively.inflated egos that need to be taken down a peg
B) a lot of women are just straight up worse than a lot of men at things, so they need to shit on men to appear better in lieu of genuinely matching them
C) most women straight up hate all men except the ones they want to have sex with and family
>C) most women straight up hate all men except the ones they want to have sex with and family
To be fair, men are the same except we also hate the women we have sex with.
t. love from kazakhstan
There's probably women out there who say that small penises are justice.
Why were you expecting a small penis joke
>within the first 20 minutes there is a small penis joke
Because is funny?
Penis size obsession is something between a fetish and a mind virus. It helps recruit other men into incel and other androcentric ideologies. These people seethe when one of their recruitment tools is used as a joke.
So seethe harder, incel.
It does make me insecure. I won't lie. It just sucks that there is nothing you can do about it and you're stuck at the size you're at.
Hypocrisy is pivotal to feminism. Body shaming is bad unless they do it.
This is made by a FTM troony who has no penis.
I will NEVER understand a woman trying to become a man. It's like "I'm playing on easy mode. But I wanna play on nightmare instead!"
>Being a woman is easy mode
Dumbest motherfrickers on earth on this site, I swear to god.
>be woman
>get half and all the kids in the divorce
>play the rape card to get out of consequences free
Frick off hole
You don’t have to worry about any of that because a woman will never touch you.
Women lie about being raped, why do you have to have sex with them to lie about it?
If you want to live like an animal, being a man is easier.
If you want to live like a human, being a woman is easier.
Cope moron
I'm into the TF variation, but only when they change into monsters and shit
Pretty sure it's woman just coping about a guy they couldn't get in high school and junior high.
The Virgin Nimona vs the Chad Suzume
I can't find any place to watch this. I've been looking forward to it for about year, but I can't find it.
Eh, I'd rather play Zelda ToTK instead.
>What's up with cringey women writers being fixated with small penis jokes?
Women, biologically, can't be funny.
>HAHA I'M SUCH A BADASS YOU GO ON THE MURDERWALL METAAAALL
then
>*sniffle* I need huggies from daddy Ballister
Why are foids like this?
It's only natural
>make punk rock miniskirt feminist hero
>have her make the male character breakfast and clean his house
>girl overcompensates to try and seem like she's alright when in reality she's not and wants someone to at least notice that
I wish there was more of this in stories, to be honest. No matter the gender.
I agree
She can't be a feminist if I wanna coom in her.
Sorry about your teeny peeny anon. I'm sure some girl somewhere will think it's cute, though. Maybe try being a femboy.
>Maybe try being a femboy.
Femboys should have cute womanly voices, though; that's why they're all shit IRL (and in fiction half the time)
Why not just fully transition at that point
Because they'll still fail at sounding like an actual woman?
I don't mean you, I mean the hypothetical femboy who has a girly voice.
>I don't mean you
I'm not a troony lol.
>I mean the hypothetical femboy who has a girly voice.
Because the character still acknowledges he's a boy despite the overly feminine looks and voice.
>Femboys should have cute womanly voices,
I like it when femboy/feminine characters have deep as frick voices. Tbe juxtaposition is hilarious.
Them and even actual female characters. Juxtaposition can be pretty hot when done well.
The fact it's a postpubescent male with a feminine voice pretty much counts as juxtaposition at its core though.
Yeah, but it's not as funny.
So? I don't care about funny, I care about being aroused.
It's still a FEMININE guy, making it kinda boring in execution.
She needs to then whip out her penis to really drive the point home.
NimNim can and would grow a penis
And every time you express how uncomfortable it makes you feel, she adds an extra inch.
>can literally turn into anything
>gives herself plump thighs
I need some FUTA porn of her
(Not troony, though)
Do you think Noelle has a small clitpenis from all the hormones?
I think even she would think that's lame compared to a full-on package
Why is penis size and male height the only acceptable body shaming?
bald shaming too
>love small penises
>media has ruined everyone's brains so much that average people think they're small
>people with actually small dicks are too embarrassed to even talk about it
All I want is a boyfriend with less than five inches, is that so much to ask?
Are you a woman?
Nope, sorry.
May I ask why specifically?
What characters canonically have small dicks? I think Fred is literally the only one.
Penis envy. It's also hypocritical because the feminists who write this crap are always speaking out against bodyshaming.