>Me, my mommy, and my daddy....
who the frick let this guy be a decoy?
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>Me, my mommy, and my daddy....
>Me, my mommy, and my daddy....
who the frick let this guy be a decoy?
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his mommy and daddy of course
MY DADDY AND MY MOMMY
AND MY DADDY AND MY MOOOMMEEE
DA-DA-DADDY AND MY MOMMY
STOP
this is why I hate this fricking shit
(implying it's real) it just looks like roleplayers that don't want to break character
the baits are visibly adults, what's wrong with consenting adults roleplaying as younger people
Pedophiles are literal morons the show is supposed to mock them and insult their intelligence that old guy decoy would have dressed like a girl scout to make fun of them if they really wanted to frick with the guys
they had to get special permission from his mommy and daddy and adhere to strict child actor working hours. goo goo gaga
There were several decoys who were clearly like 35
Casey was the most convincing decoy. Security had to be on their toes 'cause so many predators wanted to rape her seconds after walking in the door.
I figure she grew to hate looking so young and cute that now she sunbaths for 20 hours a day.
I mean she did look about 12 to be fair
you just know she was actually into it the way she smiled at one guy
She looks like a pudgy 20something with a shitload of makeup
That's because she was a pudgy 20something with a shitload of makeup.
They dont think it be as the do but it do is as the be do
Why are you replying to yourself?
Why wouldnt I respond to I?
Well, you know what they say; kids grow up fast these days
>that
>pudgy
based incelchads
thats not casey
she said on a podcast that the first set of security took turns gang raping her so they needed a second security team and a security team for them and she still got raped a handful of times
She was terrible because she didnt act the part she was just her own catty college bawd self.
Nervous nelly was the best by far.
The "heeeey staaaanleeey" twink was awful too but that line alone made him the best male decoy. Del can suck a Black person dick.
oh damn, that who i meant to talk about. my dumb brain somehow thought casey and nelly were the same girl.
>I call you Chris Handsome
googoo gaga
The funniest thing was the pedo asking to see his ID to make sure he's underage.
He did? No he didnt eww
>noooo you tricked me you weren't a shota at all your bussy isn't fresh and pure
>mommy and daddy said that after my second tour in Iraq, they would take me to Chuck E. Cheese's.
>rock up to "13-year-old's" house
>he's clearly in his 30s
>go ahead with it because you've already committed the crime by just showing up
>he hits you with the "me, my mommy, and my daddy"
>realise you're about to be murdered
>you're there to screw a 13 year old anyway, so you accept your fate
>Chris Hanson comes out and you realise it's a lot worse than death
if you watch it again you can actually see the relieve on his face when he realized he wasnt about to be assaulted by some Tesak type guy
He should be glad Chris is there to save him from the 30 year old psycho talking about his daddy
>villain is surprised by an even greater villain
Love this trope.
Which pedo produced the most kino segment?
Lorne
Was that the guy with the bunch of 6s on his shirt?
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Dont come back until you know this by heart
This may be a little hyperbolic, but with a lot of zoomer attitudes now, they'd want to make a show like this, about guys in their 30's (or even late 20's) talking to girls in their early 20's.
overrated shit
>am I p-p-bein t-taped?
>You are being taped.
>o cwap
>...
>am I gon be a-w-w-w-w-w-ESTed?
>That's not up to me.
> 🙁
John Kennelly
>I’m sorry
>Your son IM’d me and told me to come on over
the pedo who brought his very underage son along to get fricked along with the decoy
>Anyone curious about what happened after this case: The mans wife refused to leave him and ultimately gave up custody of that little boy to relatives, because she wouldn't kick out Clifford. They went on to have another child, one which wasn't made to be surrendered, and as far as we know he actively raised that child with his wife.
>what also really sucks is Clifford Wallach is now a successful construction business manager and is doing a lot better in life than many people who have been arrested for much lesser felony crimes such as drug possession along with these lesser felons having a difficult time finding a decent job.
kek
i don't want to be on the news you feel me dawg
Yes. We are filming.
do I even need to say it
The John Wayne quote is so fricking funny.
NO RUBER
No winner so far so I’ll tell you. The guy that came in and got naked straight away. Hansen walks in behind him whilst he is wanking himself off. The next day they catch him again at McDonald’s.
Vincent Ambrosio is by far the best bust. It's not even debatable.
Post some of the chat logs
I'm just a tag along
Usually the decoy fricks off to the next room to talk but that season they thought they had actors that looked young so they had them interact with the marks.
I like how his performance is so disquieting that Jose actually asks him for ID.
>All right, kid. I ain't coming in until I make sure you're no older than 15. I don't wanna be gypped here.
pepper steak fixed a little different way
>HANSEEEEEEN!
>GIT OUT HERE, YA YELLOW-BELLIED SNAKE-IN-THE-GRASS!
To Catch a Predator or Hansen vs. Predator?
TCaP obviously. They got some memorable ones for the short time HvP was on though.
For me it's the episode where they have a guy in a ghille suit in the backyard who grabs the predator.
WATCH OUT ITS A SWAMP MONSTER
damn shit genes balding at 13
>Hansen vs. Predator
>it's a sequel to Alien vs. Predator
have a nice day
go get a coke can
wasn't he supposed to be gay anyway? homosexuals say shit like that
You tried too hard
I feel all kinds of weird knowing that there were so many convicted pedophiles on that show half a decade younger than me, in their 20's. I thought child molestation was an old man's game.
She was so cute. She was actually older than one of the guys who showed up.
You sick frick. She's only 13.
>goo goo ga ga i want bottle
>hey here's that minor you came to see
Seriously, stay OUT OF THE FRICKING SUN if you are that pale naturally. I'm white as a ghost, and Ive already had to have some shit removed because of sun exposure. Vitamin D is neccessary, for sure, but you dont need to roast yourself.
Why do you care, autistic homosexual?
>t. raisin in the sun
who the frick wants to be BROWNER AND DARKER? fricking yuck
And here you are replying. Why do you care?
What did she look like before?
How old is she here?
18
23
You know I am constantly surprised by how old my peers look at 28. They get jelly because my mutt ass naturally comes tan and I don't have any frown lines or crows feet. Does staying out of the sun really keep you young?
Unironically yes. Sun is murder on skin.
if you consume goy slop you want have the proper hormones to tan so you'll just burn and get wrinkles
get this b***h some bone broth holy shit
How would that help. You seriously peaked my curiosity
I thought that was the suspect
assistant volleyball coach looking ass
haha how much fricking wiener do mods suck, absolute Black person brained morons
To be fair, baby talk is really big among homosexuals during the mating process. Especially in scenarios where there is a significant age gap. He might not think that's how 17 year olds are supposed to talk
You sound like you have quite a lot of experience in that area.
God, I wish
>They get jelly because my mutt ass naturally comes tan and I don't have any frown lines or crows feet
damn that's a zesty buck on the left
didn't read the thread. It's because the real decoy bailed or something so this guy from the academy had to fill in last minute