>Medieval movie
>Green sleeves starts playing
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>that stunt you pulled in jerusalem has the pope up my ass
>i want your sword and your bible on my altar by sunday mass
>And your OTHER crossbow!
> YOU'RE A LOOSE TREBUCHET
i hope the anon that came up with that is in this thread because it brings joy and laughter to my life everytime I think of it
>medieval movie
>everything is desaturated and gray/brown
>obligatory scene of some old wench tossing filth out her window
The sun hadn't been invented yet.
>Medieval movie
>All Star starts playing
This is my swamp.
>sat at home ill
>watching daytime television
>fricking George and the Dragon starts
>never seen it before
>it's 100% kino
mfw
2004? it's rated very low...
rate it yourself by watching it
I have too many movies in my to watch list to just watch something for the heck of it anymore.
you're excuses are worse than a woman
lol. did you have a bad day, cupcake? why don't you tell me about it.
I got a broken foot, alcohol dependency that means I have to take meds and keep drinking to stay alive and this homie wants me to tell him about my woes? well guess what I just did
>ww2 movie
>AC/DC thunderstruck starts playing
>medieval kino
>has a jousting scene
>Knights clash
>Audience let's out a collective "OOOOOHHHH" as they look away
>Horses put their hooves over their eyes
>horse begins to trot
>someone starts banging coconuts
>sister superior unleashes japes which would shame the jester
>The bard composes faster than Eminem
>the uptight lord sits down on a rotten apple
>the town leper: "'E'S GOT... AN APPLE BOTTOM!"
APPLE-BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUR
yep, kino
"black death" is a really underrated film imo. yeah the camera can be kinda jerky and nauseating but it kinda works within the context of the film. its a really uncomfortable movie
is that the Sean Bean kino? I only watched it once when drunk and can remember some norse voodoo vs christianity plot
yep thats the one, worth another watch if you ask me. oddly powerful due to the neutrality it portrays the events with
yeah I recall them drugging Eddie Redmayne's missus so he stabs her to death and then goes full evil mode. I might watch it later, I've got nothing better to do
Really liked the ending, very Hammer Horror
Good movie
I recommend pilgrimage from 2017 as well.
Wish you didn't remind me of that. The ending was so depressing that I'm sad just remembering it.
>vampire kino
>Rob Zombies Dragula starts playing
name the movie, I want to watch it
blehcula
Based Blehcula poster
Tanks fren
based Blehposter
i just spooked my pants, too spoooky
>Vampire slop
>Vampire Weekend starts playing
>first smile because I never followed these trends
>then frown when I realize it's because Ive been alone for thirty years.
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>walking around england section of epcot at disneyworld
>green sleeves playing in background
>zone out and daydream about cooming in a beautiful qt 15th century maiden who loves me
>snap out of it and bump into mickey mouse with a raging boner
>mickey looks down at my fat dick through my boardshorts and says “Say, you wanna come inside my clubhouse?”
Was it a cute girl under the Mickey costume or
no I was placed inside his costume and forced to suck his dick repeatedly. when I was eventually found and taken to hospital they said it was a miracle his dick didn't penetrate my skull
Happens all the time.
>Medieval movie
>We Will Rock You starts playing
Utter kino
Recommend some medieval kino
Flesh+Blood
What about the sequel, Cum+Farts?
I only have it on tape under my bed right next to my copy of flesh gordon
The Passion of Joan of Arc
The Adventures of Robin Hood
The Lion in Winter
Flesh + Blood
The Vikings from the 50s or 60s, I forget, is good too.
>Monsters appear in the scene
>Doom_Grunt1.wav plays
I wish we could have comfy knight movies again, everything is so serious now or politically correct
>poster
Does a Polish man get a Sossamon gf in this?
embrace deus vult
Will I get a gf like this if I do?
I've got a harem of christians trying to fix my substance abuse. no gf though
Holy checked!
Do you at least get to have sex with them?
no I just get messages telling me to go to their church. maybe I'll find one there, I just don't feel like quitting my drink yet. the funny thing to me is I'm never dishonest so I'll tell them I shit my pants or started a fight in a bar and they'll just go "oh well"
I would go to church but I know they would all judge me for drinking and drugs.
I want to go just to see who picks up on the black sheep. I'm already attending AA and all that happens there is me telling /druk/ stories whilst thinking it's awesome and suck my nads
At least you're giving it up or attempting to, good on you. I think I'm in too deep with it all and can't face reality any more.
thanks. I guess. I'm still a shithead. if you can't face reality any more then just make it yours, ask out the cashier. start a fight with someone who's selling drugs. then go home and shitpost about it
My words mean shut, only you know how you feel. I'll probably most likely die from drinking. Blacked out while I pass away may not be a bad way to go, at least I won't know it's over.
according to my friends of Christianity, I'm going somewhere safe and sound. hopefully I'll meet my dog again. I'll die knowing that I did all I could and well, it was what it was
Best of luck bud
How do you know about the green sleeves?
I'm a real homie
Hollywood Ashkenazi Gentlemen, please make a Xena/Legend of the Seeker style show about Joan of Arc
Thanks