Meet Jedi Master Anakin Skywalker
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Henry Cavill if he hair
Cavill has a bigger jaw
you fricking cavillgays have me tired always talking about Cavill
Looks like Eric Forman kind of, lmao.
Yeaaah
Too bad Topher is never gonna have his Venom comeback after being hate like Hayden lmao
hated
Dare i say is he /the last jedi/?
The last white Jedi
um sweaty, jedis were always black. Wh*te people are sith
Rey won.
Rey and her fat, sexy ass won.
Padme fricked this.
Padme survived getting fricked by this
not long
Anakin fricked Padme's corpse..?
A happier timeline where Padme was Anakin's padawan
What the FRICK is going on with Anakin's hand?
It's his robo gloved hand
I've said it before, but the sequels should've just come up with a super contrived reason to have Luke and Anakin fight
Boy do I have the thing for you...
>you just see how shaky cam turns cinematographic scene into amateurish schlock
I hate director and cameraman
why does Anakin's lightsaber bounce off Kenobi's like it's a plastic toy?
Because they /are/ toys
based mcgregor telling it like it is
They are literally hitting sticks with sfx and wrappings just like always.
But that would require them spending more than 10 minutes of mental effort thinking of a story for their forsaken trilogy
Ghost Anakin sparring with Luke?
In my moronicly perfect world, Anakin would be cloned or something and at full strength so Luke would be guided by the force ghost of Anakin to do battle with the clone
It's so stupid but still better than ST
At least it's just pure fun
>I've said it before, but the sequels should've just come up with a super contrived reason to have Luke and Anakin fight
and who would write it? the team of bitter foids who had posters of luke with a big 'X' sign over his face on their cubicles?
Get Abrams to write the first half and Rian to write the second half
WTF this is a horrible idea . Hamill would have been way older then Hayden and it would just be weird. Also Anakin and Luke already had 2 fights in the movies but the end of ROTJ Anakin was redeemed and became a ghost. If ghost Anakin was to fight anyone it should have been Kylo or Palpatine
there is no 'kylo', that shit is all non canon
1. Hayden and Mark have never been in a film together (Hayden being cgi'd into the end of rots obviously doesn't count)
2. For all its many many many flaws, TLJ proved that they can easily have Mark doing impressive action moves
3. Frick Kylo
4. Palpatine's dead and no one wanted to see him return
5. We never got to see Luke actually being a cool jedi on par with/stronger than the prequel era
6. It would be fun
All great points, anon. I am flabbergasted by Disney not using Mark and Hayden together in any capacity. Fricking do Anakin/Luke interviews while Mark is still alive at the very least, you dumb Disney fricks.
they literally had pictures of mark with his face X'ed out. how much more clearly do you need it spelled out for you?
Those were TLJ days. We've had Luke twice since then in Mando and TBOBF. Now Hayden and Ewan are leading Star Wars once again. Hayden will be in Ahsoka. They HAVE to put Mark and Hayden together some how, it's inevitable. Now that we have baby Leia, I'm thinking they'll capitalize on some happy Skywalker family What If. It's the only thing normies want besides Vader series and live action TCW.
Looks like literally me
kino
looks like a dirty hippie
here's your kotor prequel movie revan bro
Would make a cool alternate Star Wars timeline, one where Anakin never succumbed to the dark side.
I know you live here, Disney - DO IT.
So Anakin never succumbs to the dark side and Palpatine doesn't overthrow the Republic, at least not as early as the Canon timeline.
Luke grows up with emotionally distant Jedi knight father Anakin who is always travelling the galaxy doing Jedi shit. Spoiled by the rich decadence of his upbringing, Palpatine senses his potential to be brought over to the dark side..
anakin was a literal psycho though he was always gonna turn
eh, not in the cartoon he wasn't
just an impulsive brat who was perpetually too wienery because he was a literal force demigod
If Luke is born Anakin gets cast out and becomes either a sith or a rogue jedi
He starts his own jedi order with black jack and hookers
looks like star wars theory
Anakin Skywalker was relentlessly handsome
Looks like the guy from Almost Famous
The real Anakin actually worried Palpatine and decided to play stupid towards him to gain his favor. He couldn't go to the Jedi council because he eventually learned about a hidden mole within jedi order. He suspected Obi-Wan for a little so the two grew more and more apart, but not the point of no return. Anakin then went investigating a lead that let to a remote military base, but after he realized what Palpatine was actually up to he got captured and imprisoned. He was tortured, mocked, and threatenend over the course of a little while, but he never broke. Held close to the force having visions of Luke and Leila, given how Padme was already pregnant. Palpatine then presented a brainwashed clone of Anakin that had been programmed to kill Obi-Wan and destroy the temple, ruining his reputation. He still didn't break.
That's my prequel spin-off series, an Anakin redemption arc that ends up with him being forgotten even by the empire. I call the show Star Wars: What Becomes of the Broken Hearted.
Nevermind the typos, I think this isn't much worse than what they actually ended up doing with Kenobi.
Too complicated. Here's something that can actually be made into a tv show:
>Palpatine clones Anakin
>Obi-Wan finds Anakin in the Inquisitor tomb
>So now there is a light side Anakin and Darth Vader both existing at the same time
I like the undercover thing though. A man that can't trust anymore. A dude who never became a jedi knight on paper but lived up to the ideals without gaining anything from it but knowing it's the right thing. A dude who got his reputation ruined, got tortured and still didn't buckle. Maybe with a sprinkle of Guts woven in there.
Heres a what if comic story
What if obi wan didnt train anakin
>qui gon dies without getting obi wan to promise to train anakin
>obi wan agrees with the council that anakin shouldnt be trained
>anakin is about to be sent home, hes sad and disappointed and angry
>palpatine lands on naboo, senses the boys anger
>we'll watch you career with interest
>queen amidala starts to focus on naboo
>palpatine grateful for his homeplanet being liberated takes it upon himself to be anakins ward
>anakin gets trained as a sith and the best formal education, becomes a military amiral of naboo of sorts
>clone war plans starts, anakin works as palpatines sith assasin behind the scenes, dooku, obi wan yadayada
>clone war begins, obi wans apprentice is ashoka
>dooku gets killed by anakin at some point
>anakin kills maul on mandalore
>the jedi get baited by palpatine
>order 66 as normal
>obi wan cant find anakin
>anakin dont get roasted
>obi wan and yoda get killed
>sheev wins, no destroyed deathstars
>a thousand year reich
the ending got me LMAO
if palpatine had trained my boy Anakin from the start, he would have become invincible and killed yoda
he trained ahsoka and he did the train with her so he was already a master,really.
She never finished her training though
she became the bawd she was suposed to be,thats why obi and him had her around all the time.
And she was a good friend.
>...like a constant porn, Luke.
>Y-you are so tall, Master...
They should just make alternative timeline star wars movies now like one where Anikin never went evil and became darth vader. Start it with him helping mace dindu kill palpatine
They should make a What If series of everyone ending up happy and alive... only for Vader to wake up at the end.
He looks like last samurai tom cruise
he wishes
Somebody give him the zoomer haircut
The best I could do
This jedi business be capping fr fr
since we're asspulling, retcon the moronic 'count dooku' and make jarjar the second sith like he was meant to be
Making Jar Jar a sith wouldn't even be a retcon. It's still implied, to a very small degree, in episode 3. If Disney had balls, they'd make an actual episode 3.5 with Darth Jar Jar
if that's the case how do you get past the rule of two thing? or is that assumed to be palpatine's unreliable narration?
I always thought jarjar doing the jedi mind trick hand waves at the senate was sus
>if that's the case how do you get past the rule of two thing?
The rule of 2 is, to my memory, only mentioned once in the films in a conversation between Yoda and Mace Windu. The idea that they got it wrong isn't that far fetch'd. Or that the whole reason Sheev was able to succeed was because he and Jar Jar were able to misdirect them by using that rule against them.
Count Dooku is barely even a sith. And if Darth Vader can have a billion inquisitors underneath him without violating the rule then I wouldn't be too concerned.
Honestly would love to watch an alternate universe where Anakin went Vader but didn't kill his wife and made his kids the heir to the empire by someone who isn't guaranteed to produce shit only
Id love to see him in a remake of shogun rocking a beard
Hayden kind of looks like Palpatine, no?
Yeah, he looks like he is dying
No, THIS is
Absolute garbage tbh.
looks like me bout 15 years ago
is that even a real person