Meet Marvel's newest super hero: Kahhori is a young Mohawk woman from the Iroquois Confederacy who discovers the Tesseract before colonization of America, and uses it to save her tribe from the evil White Man.
Meet Marvel's newest super hero: Kahhori is a young Mohawk woman from the Iroquois Confederacy who discovers the Tesseract before colonization of...
Damn just how many superheroes does it take to overthrow the white menace
They always fight against white supremacy but never deny or debunk white supremacy.
All of them
The white wiener is too powerful
honestly based. injuns are the only minority who aren't shoehorned into everything now, so i've come around on them
get a load of this guy
No, he's right. I actually like them in my kinos.
>posts anti kino
Put down the firewater
Lol they're just as bad as any other, they literally pulled their own Holohoax scam in Canada
>"we have evidence the evil white Christians literally murdered Indian babies and dumped them in a mass grave"
>"oh shit really? we need to check this out"
>go to and thoroughly excavate the site
>zero (0) human remains
this shit was absolutely ridiculous.
Go back to the 90s that’s when they peaked in media and people found that lip service to natives doesn’t really count for anything and they abandoned it
>x-files
>last of the Mohicans
>sopranos
>dances with wolves
They all had native pandering, which has since died out after people realized that the 70s hippies were fricking moronic and the natives weren’t a bunch of misunderstood nature loving pacifists
This doesn't change Native Americans getting btfo
I'm White (peep the capital W) and I think our world would be better if the Europeans stayed in Europe and we let the Native-Americans form their own advanced civilizations instead.
>and we let the Native-Americans form their own advanced civilizations instead.
south americans would have done it but not those guys
>south americans would have done it but not those guys
>South and Central americans would have but north american natives were literally african tier
South Americans were already dying out before Europeans made contact. When you're sacrificing a million people a day to keep the Sun from getting angry, you aren't advancing as a civilization.
>When you're sacrificing a million people a day to keep the Sun from getting angry, you aren't advancing as a civilization
wonder if any of them felt really stupid after the sacrifices stopped.
ayo i'm black (peep the gold chain muhfricka) and my nigguz ain't lettin you crackuz leave so easy. bring yo mayo' havin ass back here
South and Central americans would have but north american natives were literally african tier
An entire fertile continent with easily domesticated animals anf they couldnt build ONE city?
Theyre not the same race either, look at the difference between the modern ""natives"" and the ones in mexico or further down in south america
>An entire fertile continent with easily domesticated animals anf they couldnt build ONE city?
REJECT MODERNITY
RETVRN TO THE STEPPES
The mongols conquered half the planet, imposed their will and their culture
The natives basically just loitered
Horses and bows. The Sioux KHAN’d the other Indians of the steppe with the horse and gun a century before the white man arrived. In this case it really was a tech skill issue
they had no horses, no way to travel long distances to build out the social interactions required to necessitate the creation of borders on the land. you literally just hung out on your land because no one had the means to ride over to challenge your authority
central and south america had seas to travel along and less land to cover overall, so extra-cultural interactions were more common, leading to war, leading to developing technology, etc
besides having a shitty unlucky spawn without horses on the continent, inland tribes were ironically more isolated than the polynesians for example because they could at least travel by boat. the sioux, ute, navajo, any of those inland tribes would have to walk through the hot desert to even find someone to fight
>they had no horses
They totally had horses, the injuns just fricking ate them all and drove them extinct in North America.
>central and south america had seas to travel along and less land to cover overall, so extra-cultural interactions were more common, leading to war, leading to developing technology, etc
You act like the Mississippi river/Ohio River/great lakes doesn't exist. Lots of native tribes sprung up around these rivers, and there's records of resources (obsidian) being traded from halfway across the continent.
But that's all they managed to do with it, share the shiny rocks. They never managed basic technological development, and not because of the pseudo cope reasons you give.
>central and south america had seas to travel along and less land to cover overall, so extra-cultural interactions were more common, leading to war, leading to developing technology, etc
Do tell me WHAT FRICKING SEAS DID THE INCAN EMPIRE HAVE
Stupid fricking leftie trash, you'd think you revisionist homosexuals would stay on reddit but no
>An entire fertile continent with easily domesticated animals anf they couldnt build ONE city?
When Jacques Cartier first explored the St. Lawrence River in 1535 he found an Iroquoian settlement on the island where Montreal is today. He described it as a town surrounded by palisade walls, with about 50 multi-family longhouses and numerous smaller huts, and a population of about 3000 people.
When he returned in 1541 it had been abandoned, probably due to devastating disease and war with the Huron over control of the beaver trade with Europeans.
They did. most of their complex societies were annihilated by disease
How can North American natives compete?
>peep the capital W
What kind of gayspeak is this shit.
>he doesn't know
>let the Native-Americans form their own advanced civilizations
North American natives never invented an alphabet or a wheel, my guy.
They had 15,000 years (give or take) on there own to do just that, they where still in the fricking stone age.
It's not like if we just gave them another few centuries they where gonna turn this whole thing around.
Kind of like if Rome never conquered all those savage wypipo and brought them civilization they'd all still be wiping their hairy asses with leaves and sacrificing their children to the Storm God and shieeeet.
possibly. But the Celts and Picts and all the tribes Rome encountered throughout europe where iron age. The technological gap between the british and romans was not all that wide compared to the technology gap of the British and the Indians.
If the Europeans had shown up frozen at 1400s tech, it would have still been a white man win, but a more balanced one. Also the Old World pathogens were a massive W. Comparing Romans/barbarians to late gunpowder age Euros/Indians seems inaccurate is the point
idk. Muskets of the 1600's where so primitive they where honestly less dangerous than an experienced archer, with shot ratio 1-2 shots a minute vs 10 arrows? They where also extremely innacute at the time, but they where loud, which was probably there biggest advantage, and any hit was a kill.
>If the Europeans had shown up frozen at 1400s tech
If the euro's showed up and could equip there troops with at least decent chainmail they would still be pretty damn impervious too the Indians. It would be similar to the conquistadors and Tenochtitlan.
You say that but the Aztecs prioritized targeting musketeers when the Spanish showed up.
yeah, they where loud, new, scary. Obviously they would target them. The Aztecs also had hordes of troops so the inaccuracy of the musket probably didn't matter, they where gonna hit someone.
I was meaning in referral too the English's in North America, where it was usually a couple hundred settlers vs. Indians at most, with trees to hide behind. It's a lot harder to hit a target accurately in that situation.
The Conquest of Mexico isn't as simple as that. They even lose against the Aztec the first time they try to conquer Tenochtitlan. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Noche_Triste
Yeah the conquistadors certainly where a bunch of greedy buttholes, and terrible houseguests.
Muskets were easier to train up guys on then bows as bows require a lifetime of practice to use effectively in a military scenario. Meanwhile you can give any peasant a musket and a days worth of ammo, and by the next day he will be pretty deadly with it. So pretty much for every one bowman you can bring up I can bring up ten muskets.
crossbows have all the training advantages you mentioned for muskets, they are cheaper to make, similar range (as far as an accurate shot is concerned anyways) and have a considerably faster reload rate than a musket
Crossbows were slow, heavy, expensive and still had a learning curve. Muskets weren't perfect but there's a reason the huwite man started using them.
>Crossbows were slow, heavy, expensive and still had a learning curve
Are you insane? Crossbows have existed since the 5th century BC in Europe, they where cheap to make compared to muskets which where cutting edge technology at the time. They didn't require high quality iron (for the time) or risk exploding and maiming the operator
>English matchlock musket
This was the musket the English had at Jamestown, it weighed 16 pounds. A medieval crossbow in comparison weighed 8-12 pounds, they certainly would be lighter than a musket as they didn't need a long iron tube.
Cope israelite if this guy wore a fricking trump hat you all would shit out your neovegana screaming white supremacist
Put some big rimmed glasses on him and he’s a chudcel
put him in a T-shirt and he is Mark Zuckerberg
this, but the ancestors of americans still needed to be forced out of europe (preferably deported to the sea floor, or into an active volcano)
Their teepee technology would’ve been state of the art.
Only subhumans use a lowercase w for Whites. Mindbroken
>amerimutt
>white
>we let the Native-Americans form their own advanced civilizations instead.
Anon. You did. Then you came here and copied it and claimed you invented it.
You're living right now in a Native American society. One that's just been corrupted and painted over by whiteness.
what kind of witch powers?
>what kind of witch powers?
her eyes glow blue and shieeeeet.
Magic shields, blasts, minor telekinesis, portals, etc. Marvel makes mages from every ethnic background but they all use the generic Marvel wizards set.
Learning actual beliefs about magic or the equivalent in dozens of cultures is not happening
This. She should be some kind of druid. Have her magic take on the form of animal spirits and give her the ability to heal.
But is that how the Tesseract works? It's just some oogly boogly magic bullshit stone from outer space or something. It's not like the stone itself has native-american origins.
It's comic book magic bullshit. Who gives a frick about how it works. The entire point of making something animated is to be creative with it
MCU tesseract gave Captain Marvel energy blast power even though it's the space stone in a box.
It makes no sense.
remember when this shit was criticized for tokenism?
Is that The Village People? Neat.
Aren't alot of the Mohawks Catholic?
Isn't the first Saint in the North America a Mohawk woman?
Bro, do you think the asshats at marvel will ever care? There's literally dozens of Mexicans and a dozen of Brazilians, but how many of them are in any way praticing catholics? When it's the last time Daredevil been at the church?
Only people that go to church now are X-MEN d list one shot villains
eh true, Church is always presented as evil now, shits so common that everyone points it out now
Yes and no. There is a Catholic Mohawk saint but she's not the first in the Americas.
>needing superpowers to defeat "dah white man"
why not just get her people to invent the wheel, or the alphabet?
The wheel and the alphabet will defeat small pox and the bubonic plague?
>small pox and the bubonic plague
You have a lot to learn, son: https://odysee.com/@katie.su:7/thetruthaboutsmallpox:9
Had they not been in the stone age technologically, and medically, they would have been able to resist Europeans invasion, even with population loss from plagues.
Bro, there's a black guy who made a series where only black people have super powers. They always had it. They still were enslaved. 1600s white dudes kept killing giga homies and laser eyed blacko with fricking muskets. In the future, white people from the gubirment paid for a Uncle Tom squad to hunt the magical Blacks.
Why not fantasaize about actually winning? Like Victoria is 100% insane ramblings from a lunatic, but his stupid made up country at least keeps winning wars
>1600s white dudes kept killing giga homies and laser eyed blacko with fricking muskets.
not sure if that's next level victim mentality, or they are just that desperate to be buck broken they are all faking it.
Victimhood being prized is a deliberate move to disincentivize any change in the status quo
some native american languages have syntax superior to english. very organized, almost machine-like in how they are structured. navajo is insanely awesome . navajo words look like aids when rendered in the latin alphabet though, so everyone thinks they were morons
if the japs had colonized the west coast in the 1400s or whatever, navajo would've been rendered in something similar to japanese with more palatable characters than the word soup in pic related
Redskin cope.
>rendered in something similar to japanese with more palatable characters
No. The romanization of foreign characters is only ever as good as the book writer wants it to be. Pic related is how they used to write romanized Japanese a century or two ago. It's exactly on par with that. The difference is someone cared enough to revise how Japanese is written today, but no one cared to revise how novajo is written.
They had a tesseract and still lost? How? Did she sell it for achohol?
White Man, never heard of him. Is his power the ability to always be the victim?
In the 1500s? His power was that he would cough once and 2/3s of your tiebe dies 3 weeks later
isn't there a rumor that she's being voiced by that live action Katara girl?
I searched "Mohawk actresses" and she seems to be the only one that could possibly fit the "young Mohawk girl" description since she's 17 and all the others are at least in their 30's.
wasn't the tesseract hidden in a church in europe?
Cool. The existence of this fictional character will surely help all the problems First Nation peoples face daily on the reservation, like alcoholism and domestic abuse.
This isn’t for natives it’s for white people to feel good about themselves and feel like they’re on the right side of history
>White people still beat all these heroes
How the frick did we do it bros? The power of friendship?
We used White Boy Magic.
Friendship is white boy magic™
I'm told we have to tear down all Confederacy and Nazi imagery (even if it was benign shit) because it's celebrating losers, yet non-Abo companies occasionally put out content clearly celebrating history's losers.
Don't act like Custer isn't the biggest KWAB in US history
chugs outnumbered and ironically had better weapons than standard government issue arms. It's the indians Cinco de mayo
Do they at least acknowledge my man Rojhaz in this show? The real Native American hero
>just gets smallpox and dies without the white man doing a fricking thing
kek get fricked magical injun
Wow, a cartoon based on a comic book
If only we had a board specifically for Comics & Cartoons
Wow, a homosexual
If only we had a board specifically for LGBT
Youre on it right now, bigot
Whatever, New Mutants was shit. GENX is superior
Is it bad that I like her design?
She's a modern Kida, albeit censored.
this brown bawd has stolen so much of my White sperm it should be illegal
>uses it to take invade all the other tribes to take their beavers
this is what happened historically when they got their hands on a super weapon
Injun Joe (Looney Tunes) is the greatest Native American superhero to ever exist.
Why can't they make something positive where she teams up with the white man against aliens and they grow to be friendly with each other after facing this common threat
How hairy is she? Armpits, legs, forearms, butthole, nipples?
Native Americans have little in the way of body hair.
Yeah ok lmfao tardo.
they still have pubes and leg hair you spaz. The dudes just don't grow facial hair well, they are like asians.
No they don't
I get that you have an anti pubes fetish, but as someone who grew up near the Lakota Rosebud Indian res, I can assure you, there women have pubes.
I'm sure that all five people who buy her book will be thinking about the other things that they could have done with that money.
What book? She is completely OC character made up for the show. Which is moronic when you have decades of heroes to use
I'm sure that all five people who watch her show will be thinking of what they could have done with that time instead.
In the Marvel circles people are actually pretty interested in her story. Will she save capeshit? Wait and see. Maybe if they turn her live action soon.
The levels of delusion are bottomless. Capeshit is crashing hard, and this kind of crap is just speeding it up.
BTW, if they had their heads screwed on straight and remembered that it's mostly men who find the concept of capeshit appealing, she'd be in a deerskin bikini.
I’m OWED more Native American waifus
>Nero
>ginger
>neck beard
makes sense
Just a bunch of mediocre white men.
>dudeeee the north american natives totally had cities and a civilization, they were just wiped out by disease so strongly that the viruses destroyed the buildings themselves
>why this didnt happen to the other native civilizations in america, that were living in densely populated cities and would be tremendously more vulnerable to disease than nomads?
>uhh dude its like uhh you're racist
>and uses it to save her tribe from the evil White Man.
didn't work very well
she looks like she fricks white men
she looks like she marries a white guy
>American natives needs the power of one of the most powerful object in the universe to compete with white man
what did Disney mean by this
For me it's Sabra.
This character is in the upcoming Captain America and it's going to cause such a fricking shitshow once it comes around.
Does she also wear a burka? Idk, I heard you Americans are now into this.
>Confederacy
She's a chud? Why would Marvel do this?
>non white people need advanced alien magic to beat white people with 16th centaury technology
Do non-whites even care that they destroyed television & film?
I think they take pleasure in destroying things that white males enjoy.
Why can't we have a badass like Jason Strongbow, aka American Eagle?
> Tesseract
The what?
>Another brown beauty
Is this Feige's fetish?
If she had the tesseract before the colonization of america, why didn't she use it to save any of the other tribes that get wiped out and displaced? is this going to be the same logic as wakanda?
And yet she still will have a white boyfriend
>and uses it to save her tribe from the evil White Man.
But only temporarily right?