There is no way I'm not gonna treat this as the single greatest work of art in the global history of mankind.
Even if it is a bad film, which it can't be, I will shill for it.
This is it. I'm going all in. This is the one great kino of my entire life.
No other outcome possible.
I trust critics so little in the year 2024 that these baffling headlines like in the OP make me excited. People giving a standing ovation and booing at the same time? That's amazing. I'm getting psyched for this now. All I can really tell is this probably doesn't hit the DEI/ESG talking points certain publications want.
>America is just like mofugghin' Rome man! Friggin' DEEP!
Yeah this film is going to be shit. I clocked it a mile away as a moronic boomer making trite social commentary and forced le opulence le set design like mofugghin' le old Hollywood sentimental garbage. This dusty old homosexual couldn't come up with something less contrived than a literal gladiatorial arena for your Rome allegory? Not to mention you have that ugly homosexual Adam Driver playing another Hollywood tortured genius role where you can tell he's super smart and shit because of the AI generated images of fake modern architecture. His buildings are wavy and shit and have no foundation just like all the concept art of mega projects funded by some middle Eastern dictator which never get built. Just kek. Of course he is an architect too like epic bacon Randian Howard Roark because this film is just so DEEP and OPULENT and OLD HOLLYWOOD mofugghin' KINO!
Disgusting garbage overhyped by trannies pretending to be right wing and above it all. gays who type on the red scare Reddit forum and b***h about how tech people are friggin' soulless and shit because they don't read your troony world salad worthless pinko, commie trash novellas. But then they'll throw in a little bone of racism to show how ABOVE the friggin' psy op cultcha war they are because umm they hate tech bros because they are Indian and not just because they are commies who hate le corpos. Shut the frick up homosexual. You wasted daddies money on an art degree but yeah you're just like a little SMOL BEAN pauper in the soulless big boy world who makes it by through CHARM and WIT like a literary character SCHMOOZING with the stupid rich people (ewww!) because you read le old books like logo gayaelus.
Middle Eastern dictator architecture is not brutalism though. It's all go glassy concept art bullshit that ends up looking terrible if it's not completely shelved
>tech billionaire bad >passe troony """art""" that bastardizes western canon good
Tech people are the only people who are worth something besides the attractive. You are not some bohemian, rapscallion with a heart of gold who schmoozes rich people for money like your heckin' old books, you're an insufferable homosexual with no talent and low intelligence. Cue the fake troony story about some homosexual bookworm who runs a surfing business because is is a LE CHAD unlike stuffy tech people by the beach and swindles le heckin' politicians and eats friggin' oeuvres for free at rich people events. Frick you homosexual. You trannies are so pathetic. At least be the trannies who openly hate everything besides themselves instead of these fake religious trannies who are only in it for the aesthetics and some extreme form of contrarian to appear above it all. Math is the only discipline worth anything of value. Anyone can appear to be well read by spouting some nonsense diatribe about friggin' dialectics and nonsense meant to stupidly even more moronic people (hence why books are mostly only read by women). Philosophy is a worthless discipline because it deals Soley in vibes and womanly berating of anything that isn't a soft gooey sentimental homosexual. Math on the other hard deals with proofs, it is rigorous, useless and requires discipline hence all the women, trannies and gays who cope by saying they're "not math people" but still totally smart in their own way! No you're not. If you're bad at math, you're an idiot and low IQ. Simple as.
>Tech people are the only people who are worth something besides the attractive
Most of them are glorified automatons with serious interpersonal problems, issues with maturity, and a significant proportion of them are "neuro atypical" and raised by single mothers. Outside of their corporate hugboxes 90% of them wouldn't last long.
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Anonymous
Keep crying you broke, arthomosexual hickIib and I can just tell you're from the Midwest lol. I am so glad you're broke. Tech people are the one who maintain society you worthless insect. You should be thanking us. But no, stick you your books about worthless charlatanism like friggin' epic dark wizard bacon Hegel. Idiot. Not to mention you're not even "dreamers" like you purport to be in contrast with stuffy soulless "tech golems". We're the dreamers too. Howard Hughes. Elon Musk. Tech startups. Immortality like Altos Labs. Meanwhile you dream of being a farmer or some parochial garbage despite being a soft palmed pussy who wasted mommy and daddies' money for heckin' LIFE EXPERIENCE (travelling and a worthless university degree). It doesn't come down to duality as duality doesn't even exist. There is no equals in opposite domains. Only capable and not. We are not equal in our inequality like a friggin' RPG where you use your alloted stats for different traits. We are smarter, richer and more creative. Simple as.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Cinemaphileners are art homosexuals. Ugly nerds too stupid and undisciplined for tech. All they can do is email about immigration froma leftist perspective of DEY CULTCHA and how it takes the jobs and OPPORTUNITAYS from the wholesome chungus poors
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
speak for yourself moron
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Hey, I'm not that fat.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
whoa what happened here buddy. little emotional outburst?
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
What a moronic sperg-out.
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
"artsy" hicklib detected. You are not a "burnt out" gifted kid. You're just stupid. Imagine being filtered by calculus kek. >Waaah I am not a le math guy!
Low IQ cope
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
lol you can tell this Black person is got deported from Silicon Valley and can't even get a job at Amazon Warehouse now that AI has tech firms literally trash compacting jobs en masse. Jeets wildin' out here. >muh lern 2 code >muh universal currenc-ack!!
Even Twitter sacked you drag-and-drop CSS trannies kek. Lick Elon's nutsack more, you soulless wastrel! Surely that will influence the kinosseurs on a Mongolian basket weaving forum!
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Keep sucking Sam Hyde's nuts you intellectual midget whiteboi from the Midwest. Stick to your le ironic racism t shirts, greasy hair and bladee fricking poser homosexual. AI is the latest great American invention. What have artgays ever done except le ironic YouTube videos that no one remembers or glorified finger wagging against le nietzchean technoelites for being anti wholesome chungus or whatever the frick. Being white doesn't mean shit if you are a stupid moron, I'd rather take an educated Asian over them anyday
4 weeks ago
Anonymous
Just eat your rat turd gulabs and gutter oil in silence. lol No one cares. Youre typing this on a Nokia Ngage you found in a haunted toilet, anyway.
And Bollywood movies are terrible. kek >Verification not required
Don't care, Megalopolis is either the best film in the history of mankind or the only good film in the history of mankind. There is literally no third option.
Also, I didn't read your post lol.
Pans: Collider, The Guardian, Screen, Next Best Picture, Times of London
Mixed: Variety, THR, The Wrap, The AV Club, Vulture
Raves: IndieWire, Deadline, Rolling Stone, The Telegraph
How many of those are even British? Guardian, Times of London, The Telegraph. Any others? And of those three one is rave. You may as well ask why does the US hate him.
>Total garbage like Black panther gets infinite praise and media coverage >This movie is getting shit on hard
It's not even that they're wrong, I haven't seen the movie, I don't know if it's good or bad. It's just annoying that you can't ever get a straight, honest answer from these "critics" anymore.
>At its best, “Megalopolis” feels oh so much like a live-action anime, closely following the Wachowskis’ “Speed Racer” as it collapses screen space into a pixelated spectacle, leaving any notions of physics in the dust. >At its worst, the film also feels like a live-action anime, worked-over and poorly dubbed, full of halting speeches and expository drops growing ever more dramatically inert.
Splendid. A true gigantic mess. I love these kinds of movies. They're fascinating in their spectacle and baffling choices. They sold at least one ticket.
Rumble fish is his secret best
Cotton club is weird but GRAND and jazz.
Dracula is a masterpiece
And then Godfather 3 is 50 % amazing still the amazing, everything church, Italy and that mob gathering part are just above everyone else's work
I'm assuming the movie is good but also has wrong politics and they just don't want to encourage any filmmakers to self-finance huge pictures like Mel Gibson and now Coppola have done so the Hollywood studio system can maintain monopolistic control of the messaging that is available in big budget motion pictures.
>Yeah, with transgender Shia Leboeuf in there
Decadent social decay is a major theme in the fall of Rome as personified by widespread homosexuality and other weird shit, so I wouldn't be at all surprised if weird gay and sexualized imagery was a prevailing theme of the movie.
I'm assuming when a movie gets a negative media reaction this strong before its even released when something like Furiosa is shilled to high heavens and visionary and the next great action blockbuster then its probably political motivated, especially when the director self financed the movie and thus didn't have to deal with any studio suits demanding changes to the content and messaging.
Leboeuf turned hardcore Catholic a good while ago and Coppola himself has rather traditional views by today's standards, I'm pretty sure his character is not depicted in a positive light.
It has always happened, whenever goy directors like costner, or cameron, and so on. notice they never write articles about israelite directors big budget flops
I trust critics so little in the year 2024 that these baffling headlines like in the OP make me excited. People giving a standing ovation and booing at the same time? That's amazing. I'm getting psyched for this now. All I can really tell is this probably doesn't hit the DEI/ESG talking points certain publications want.
>If you're bad at math, you're an idiot and low IQ. Simple as.
If you can't speak multiple languages you're an idiot and low IQ. Simple as.
EOL - english only language, correct?
There is no way I'm not gonna treat this as the single greatest work of art in the global history of mankind.
Even if it is a bad film, which it can't be, I will shill for it.
This is it. I'm going all in. This is the one great kino of my entire life.
No other outcome possible.
>America is just like mofugghin' Rome man! Friggin' DEEP!
Yeah this film is going to be shit. I clocked it a mile away as a moronic boomer making trite social commentary and forced le opulence le set design like mofugghin' le old Hollywood sentimental garbage. This dusty old homosexual couldn't come up with something less contrived than a literal gladiatorial arena for your Rome allegory? Not to mention you have that ugly homosexual Adam Driver playing another Hollywood tortured genius role where you can tell he's super smart and shit because of the AI generated images of fake modern architecture. His buildings are wavy and shit and have no foundation just like all the concept art of mega projects funded by some middle Eastern dictator which never get built. Just kek. Of course he is an architect too like epic bacon Randian Howard Roark because this film is just so DEEP and OPULENT and OLD HOLLYWOOD mofugghin' KINO!
Disgusting garbage overhyped by trannies pretending to be right wing and above it all. gays who type on the red scare Reddit forum and b***h about how tech people are friggin' soulless and shit because they don't read your troony world salad worthless pinko, commie trash novellas. But then they'll throw in a little bone of racism to show how ABOVE the friggin' psy op cultcha war they are because umm they hate tech bros because they are Indian and not just because they are commies who hate le corpos. Shut the frick up homosexual. You wasted daddies money on an art degree but yeah you're just like a little SMOL BEAN pauper in the soulless big boy world who makes it by through CHARM and WIT like a literary character SCHMOOZING with the stupid rich people (ewww!) because you read le old books like logo gayaelus.
le opulence vs. le brutalism, pick 1
Middle Eastern dictator architecture is not brutalism though. It's all go glassy concept art bullshit that ends up looking terrible if it's not completely shelved
LE apprends le Français, gros con
LE HECKIN FILMMAKING
A mentally ill pajeet is truly a sight to behold. Schizo pajeets just come across as hilarious
>tech billionaire bad
>passe troony """art""" that bastardizes western canon good
Tech people are the only people who are worth something besides the attractive. You are not some bohemian, rapscallion with a heart of gold who schmoozes rich people for money like your heckin' old books, you're an insufferable homosexual with no talent and low intelligence. Cue the fake troony story about some homosexual bookworm who runs a surfing business because is is a LE CHAD unlike stuffy tech people by the beach and swindles le heckin' politicians and eats friggin' oeuvres for free at rich people events. Frick you homosexual. You trannies are so pathetic. At least be the trannies who openly hate everything besides themselves instead of these fake religious trannies who are only in it for the aesthetics and some extreme form of contrarian to appear above it all. Math is the only discipline worth anything of value. Anyone can appear to be well read by spouting some nonsense diatribe about friggin' dialectics and nonsense meant to stupidly even more moronic people (hence why books are mostly only read by women). Philosophy is a worthless discipline because it deals Soley in vibes and womanly berating of anything that isn't a soft gooey sentimental homosexual. Math on the other hard deals with proofs, it is rigorous, useless and requires discipline hence all the women, trannies and gays who cope by saying they're "not math people" but still totally smart in their own way! No you're not. If you're bad at math, you're an idiot and low IQ. Simple as.
>Tech people are the only people who are worth something besides the attractive
Most of them are glorified automatons with serious interpersonal problems, issues with maturity, and a significant proportion of them are "neuro atypical" and raised by single mothers. Outside of their corporate hugboxes 90% of them wouldn't last long.
Keep crying you broke, arthomosexual hickIib and I can just tell you're from the Midwest lol. I am so glad you're broke. Tech people are the one who maintain society you worthless insect. You should be thanking us. But no, stick you your books about worthless charlatanism like friggin' epic dark wizard bacon Hegel. Idiot. Not to mention you're not even "dreamers" like you purport to be in contrast with stuffy soulless "tech golems". We're the dreamers too. Howard Hughes. Elon Musk. Tech startups. Immortality like Altos Labs. Meanwhile you dream of being a farmer or some parochial garbage despite being a soft palmed pussy who wasted mommy and daddies' money for heckin' LIFE EXPERIENCE (travelling and a worthless university degree). It doesn't come down to duality as duality doesn't even exist. There is no equals in opposite domains. Only capable and not. We are not equal in our inequality like a friggin' RPG where you use your alloted stats for different traits. We are smarter, richer and more creative. Simple as.
Cinemaphileners are art homosexuals. Ugly nerds too stupid and undisciplined for tech. All they can do is email about immigration froma leftist perspective of DEY CULTCHA and how it takes the jobs and OPPORTUNITAYS from the wholesome chungus poors
speak for yourself moron
Hey, I'm not that fat.
whoa what happened here buddy. little emotional outburst?
What a moronic sperg-out.
"artsy" hicklib detected. You are not a "burnt out" gifted kid. You're just stupid. Imagine being filtered by calculus kek.
>Waaah I am not a le math guy!
Low IQ cope
lol you can tell this Black person is got deported from Silicon Valley and can't even get a job at Amazon Warehouse now that AI has tech firms literally trash compacting jobs en masse. Jeets wildin' out here.
>muh lern 2 code
>muh universal currenc-ack!!
Even Twitter sacked you drag-and-drop CSS trannies kek. Lick Elon's nutsack more, you soulless wastrel! Surely that will influence the kinosseurs on a Mongolian basket weaving forum!
Keep sucking Sam Hyde's nuts you intellectual midget whiteboi from the Midwest. Stick to your le ironic racism t shirts, greasy hair and bladee fricking poser homosexual. AI is the latest great American invention. What have artgays ever done except le ironic YouTube videos that no one remembers or glorified finger wagging against le nietzchean technoelites for being anti wholesome chungus or whatever the frick. Being white doesn't mean shit if you are a stupid moron, I'd rather take an educated Asian over them anyday
Just eat your rat turd gulabs and gutter oil in silence. lol No one cares. Youre typing this on a Nokia Ngage you found in a haunted toilet, anyway.
And Bollywood movies are terrible. kek
>Verification not required
Don't care, Megalopolis is either the best film in the history of mankind or the only good film in the history of mankind. There is literally no third option.
Also, I didn't read your post lol.
Take your antipsychotic, now.
Pans: Collider, The Guardian, Screen, Next Best Picture, Times of London
Mixed: Variety, THR, The Wrap, The AV Club, Vulture
Raves: IndieWire, Deadline, Rolling Stone, The Telegraph
looks like kino is back on the menu
Why does the UK hate Coppola?
the UK has always suffered from rampant anti-italianism
How many of those are even British? Guardian, Times of London, The Telegraph. Any others? And of those three one is rave. You may as well ask why does the US hate him.
maybe Coppola should've made a based movie about TKD instead?
Touch Kid’s Dicks?
>Total garbage like Black panther gets infinite praise and media coverage
>This movie is getting shit on hard
It's not even that they're wrong, I haven't seen the movie, I don't know if it's good or bad. It's just annoying that you can't ever get a straight, honest answer from these "critics" anymore.
>At its best, “Megalopolis” feels oh so much like a live-action anime, closely following the Wachowskis’ “Speed Racer” as it collapses screen space into a pixelated spectacle, leaving any notions of physics in the dust.
>At its worst, the film also feels like a live-action anime, worked-over and poorly dubbed, full of halting speeches and expository drops growing ever more dramatically inert.
Well another questionable outcome for Adam Driver. He still has new Mann, Carax, Jarmusch incoming
The previous carax, also with Adam driver was a steaming piece of shit
I'm still watching it.
>Coppola's 50 year streak of cinematic trash continues.
Let's call it 30-year streak. We like Dracula around here.
Anon...
samegay
Jack is his best film.
Oldman's dracula is just a campy eldergay
>it got both booed and a standing ovation at Cannes
cinema is back
>it got both booed and a standing ovation at Cannes
Literally every film in existence
List of movies that women will never understand has been updated
>they can't unpack it
I, Supreme Chud, Lord of Bigotry and CEO of Racism, shall watch this film.
Splendid. A true gigantic mess. I love these kinds of movies. They're fascinating in their spectacle and baffling choices. They sold at least one ticket.
>all movies must follow the same structure and digestible on a single watch
When did this meme start?
you are a woman. There are a lot of things incomprehensible to you
So, it's Cloud Atlas?
cloud atlas was ok and fully comprehensible
Voight + Le beef >>>> Hanx
So, who is going to distribute it anyway?
Did Coppola already settle that matter?
>mixed race Black person woman
No thanks
Turns out studio moguls were right when they said this shit is unmarketable.
to me, all these reviews make it sound like the perfect event movie
but then again, I'm just a humble country lawyer
Coppola hasn't made a good movie since Apocalypse Now.
what about dracula
It's so shit it's actually laughable
Peggy Sue Got Married was good.
Rumble fish is his secret best
Cotton club is weird but GRAND and jazz.
Dracula is a masterpiece
And then Godfather 3 is 50 % amazing still the amazing, everything church, Italy and that mob gathering part are just above everyone else's work
uhh isnt that screenshot praising it?
is this one of those threads where OP dunks on morons who cant read?
Praise from David Ehrlich is not a good sign.
The more reviewers shit on it for being ambitious the more convinced I am it's going to be something genuinely good.
Capeshit for filmcels.
Are you trying to speak English?
McDonalds Arthouse
I'm assuming the movie is good but also has wrong politics and they just don't want to encourage any filmmakers to self-finance huge pictures like Mel Gibson and now Coppola have done so the Hollywood studio system can maintain monopolistic control of the messaging that is available in big budget motion pictures.
>but also has wrong politics
Yeah, with transgender Shia Leboeuf in there
>Yeah, with transgender Shia Leboeuf in there
Decadent social decay is a major theme in the fall of Rome as personified by widespread homosexuality and other weird shit, so I wouldn't be at all surprised if weird gay and sexualized imagery was a prevailing theme of the movie.
Is the movie worth seeing?
I'm assuming when a movie gets a negative media reaction this strong before its even released when something like Furiosa is shilled to high heavens and visionary and the next great action blockbuster then its probably political motivated, especially when the director self financed the movie and thus didn't have to deal with any studio suits demanding changes to the content and messaging.
>Yeah, with transgender Shia Leboeuf in there
Leboeuf turned hardcore Catholic a good while ago and Coppola himself has rather traditional views by today's standards, I'm pretty sure his character is not depicted in a positive light.
It has always happened, whenever goy directors like costner, or cameron, and so on. notice they never write articles about israelite directors big budget flops
megaSLOPolis
I will wait for what reddit says about the movie and then feel the opposite.
HE WILL NOT TRANSITION US
His penis is tiny btw
Filtered
I trust critics so little in the year 2024 that these baffling headlines like in the OP make me excited. People giving a standing ovation and booing at the same time? That's amazing. I'm getting psyched for this now. All I can really tell is this probably doesn't hit the DEI/ESG talking points certain publications want.
LYNCHED
Here's my review:
Megalopolis is one of the movies ever made
And that's a good thing
>If you're bad at math, you're an idiot and low IQ. Simple as.
If you can't speak multiple languages you're an idiot and low IQ. Simple as.
EOL - english only language, correct?
>right wingers already staking this one
oh no Cinemaphile is gonna be so cringe when this garbage is being shilled by righties again
I like Remar and Fishburne, but under no circumstances am I gonna watch this shit.
what am I even watching, this is terry gilliam unintelligibility tier