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Memes aside, can we all agree this is the worst James Cameron movie?
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I'd watch this over Avatar 2 so no I can't agree with that statement
you are wrong
homie he didn't even direct that shit
If you think Avatar 2 is a more interesting watch than True Lies then you are lost
Came here to post something like this. Avatar 2 was fricking bullshit, at least true lies was entertaining
Having recently watched Avatar Two, yea I'd agree with this
Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you frickin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is frick another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fricking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fricking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fricking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fricking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fricking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.
thank you sailor
this is my first time reading this pasta and it was a delight
it's a funny pasta and all but goddamn she had a banging body right there ngl
I know this is Cinemaphile and people will call me cringe for respecting a woman, but Jamie Lee Curtis has had a stunning career.
Not a lot of actresses have done it all, but Curtis has done it ALL
it's a shame she's kinda insufferable irl
>I know this is Cinemaphile and people will call me cringe for respecting a woman
people call other people cringe where you come from. here, anons will call you a homosexual, homosexual.
how is life after 40?
probably not as nice as i imagine it, to be honest. but i'll be alright, since i am a man with an alright hairline.
Yeah this. Also nothing wrong with an unconventional, androgynous face
Naw. if she's not a 12 year old, >40% plastic, or a cartoon...you are basically gay.
It's comical to me how hard anons will whine about lookism and being treated unfairly because of genetics they have no influence over, only to turn to seething hot hatred whenever they see a woman who doesn't conform to their super specific beauty standards or has aged visibly.
i just ignore them and enjoy booba
>won't someone think of the millionaires with troonspawn!
relax b***h
True, she was 36 years here. My friend's wives don't look like this.
Always wondered how Cameron pitched this to her and why she agreed.
I'm willing to bet the answer to both of those is because he's James Cameron.
"Do this or we find another actress." Same thing Tarantino does when he wants a girl to put their foot in his mouth.
Arnold would frick anything
I can't blame him. She has workable breasts.
I mean, she actually gave him a chad son that wants to make him proud. Seems like it was his subconscious instincts kicking in and making him do it
does this moron know what editing is?
Anon, let’s not pretend Arnold had standards.
I didn't even know it was Cameron.
You must not know about his first film
>Piranha 2: The Sneedening
I'd rather watch piranha 2 than either avatar movie.
Avatard is his worst movie.
It's my favourite Cameron-kino bro, so no. Seriously it was like the only movie I could enjoy watching with my dad.
Nah it fricking rules
This is just a solid Charming Arnold flick. Nothing extraordinary but it is just fun and I WANT TO FRICK BAREFOOT MOMMY JAMIE LEE CURTIS
Shut up, Avatar gay.
True Lies embraces its absurdity. It’s a lot of fun.
Avatar 2 looks great but holy shit is it dumb, and Cameron thinks it’s high art.
Should I go to a prostitute for my birthday? It's legal where I live and I haven't had sex in 12 years. Only problem is that I'm afraid I won't get hard and I can't get a prescription for cialis before my birthday
just dont jerk off for like a few days prior. whats the problem?
also dont go to a prostitue. find a wife like a real man
If you haven't done it in 12 years and you think it might not work great get those pills. Go get a hot one and pay more and live it up. If it's a couple days after your bday who cares.
Go to a sex shop. Like sex toys, porn, etc store. They have a variety of pills you can get that don't need a prescription and work fine
Guys if you can't get hard with a woman whose sole job is to make you cum, you have a crippling porn addiction and need to take a break from the internet.
avatar 2 is shit, true lies rules
Titanic > T2 > Aliens > True Lies > The Terminator > Avatar > The Way of Water > The Abyss
They're all good
I'd put Abyss above the Avatar movies. Avatar is too dumb for me to handle, even if it looks good.
>posting my favorite scene from T2
Based.
One of the few times my mouth was actually hanging open in the cinema, amazing scene
Whatever they paid that stuntman, it wasn't enough. Dude was a madlad
I’m pretty sure they are dragging the entire rig
Straight to the lava factory.
>he doesn’t like the abyss
>he prefers Avatar
Hello Comrade
I do like the Abyss very much it's just my least favourite
>film your movie in a giant filthy vat of stagnant water
>OSHA has to step in and tell you to clean the water so people won't get sick
>dump so much fricking chlorine in the water that stage hands get poisoned and Ed Harris suffers mild chemical burns
>Ed complains so you make him actually do the oxygenated fluid horseshit even though it was entirely unnecessary
His name is James Cameron
The bravest pioneer!
No budget too steep, no sea too deep.
Who's that?
It's him, James Cameron!
James Cameron! Explorer of the sea!
With a dying thirst to be the first,
Could it be? Yeah, that's him!
James Cameron!
but I liked it. and most people seem to have hated his latest terminator film a lot
The last Terminator movie directed by James Cameron was Terminator 2.
apart from terminator and this, he doesn't have anything even remotely watchable
Avatar 2 is unironically worse (also technically piranha 2 isnt his movie, he only directed part of it before getting fired). Avatar 2 is not an awful movie but by comparasion its the worst he has made.
I no longer watch Arnie movies.
so you finally had the surgery?
recently watched this and thought it was a fricking mess, must have been a cocaine fueled fever dream for everyone in charge
I never knew there were people who don't like this movie. It isn't a masterpiece but it is so much fun, what the frick is there to whine about? Is this just contrarianism?
Just contrarians. Board is full of them. They will find a reason to hate anything that others like. And it's why the most popular threads are about shitting on movies
Avatar 2 was so bad that I will never watch another JC movie he has clearly lost his fricking mind.
it was his most generic movie
Given I almost fell asleep watching avatar Im guessing its his worst movie
Ha frick off, its great.
>Stay!
Classic.
Ngl, he looked dapper in a suit. He'd probably lost enough mass by then to not look like a dressed up gorilla.
Without that movie hyping up the jump jet there wouldn't have been the Pepsi Harrier drama to look back fondly upon.
thats avatar 2
A lot of seethe ITT
Avatar didn't have a tango scene so it loses automatically
as far as i'm concerned T2 is the last movie that i really like of him
this was a stretch already
>Worst Cameron movie mogs James Bond and mission impossible.
Let that sink in, pun intended
>James Cameron is a better filmmaker than the ones making Bond and M:I movies
WHOA ANON YOU CRACKED THE CODE
Why will Cameron re-release Titanic and T2 a dozen separate times but never this?
There was something non PC in this. Probably where the terrorists were ftom or something. Don't think I've ever seen any behind the scenes stuff of it.
maybe the fact that it doesn't have the same pull has something to do with it
https://thereveal.substack.com/p/the-case-of-the-disappearing-blockbuster
Cameron and Jon Landau both confirmed that The Abyss and True Lies are finally coming to Blu Ray this year
avatar is his worst movie
avatar 2 is his best movie
Not at all. Avatar sucks and I also like this better than The Abyss
Using JLC in that scene
arnold whos a Bi homosexual loved it
when she packing a big wiener was an Issue
midwits can't understand this movie. and I'm a midwit