What can she possibly do for you to accept her as Ariel?
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What can she possibly do for you to accept her as Ariel?
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Plastic surgery, Michael Jackson style.
Did you watched that movie when she has graphic sex? Fricking hot
>What can she possibly do for you to accept her as Ariel?
Become a pretty white ginger
Eye surgery
Nothing will make me accept her as Ariel.
I can accept blacks replacing whites, since that's what I've come to expect and there isn't any realistic solution that I can contribute to. I'm not happy about it, but it is what it is.
What I can't accept, is ugly people in roles that are meant to be played by pretty people. Ariel is meant to be a gorgeous redhead who made a prince fall in love with her at first sight. Halle Bailey is just plain fricking ugly.
Try watching the movie that you claim to be so protective of. The prince is obsessed with her because of her voice. His love is not renewed when she returns to him because she doesn't have the voice. She then has to win him over, which she does with her charming naivety not her looks.
>What can she possibly do for you to accept her as Ariel?
Literally being a compeltely different person (white, redhead, attractive), so nothing
Tray not worshipping blacks and watching actual movies, woke
Prince Eric may be obsessed with paying for her eye surgery. He wants to rescue her
*googles to verify her age*
Ok. I’m clear. If she sat her fine big black ass on my wiener. She can be a part of my world any day
> Harsh fake red hair like Mera in Aquaman.
> The seashell bikini, deep cleavage between them and ZERO CGI toning down her breast size.
0 ass
Man imagine looking at this girl and calling her ugly.
Racism really is a mental illness.
I'm not racist, but she's just not pretty, and she does have goofy looking eyes. But that's just me.
They should have casted Balinska or some other black qt3.14.
imagine holding the rapist belief that every single person on earth should demonstrate that they are sexually attracted to every single other person on earth, specially if they are of an "oppressed group"
wokeism truely is a mental illness
Yes because that is exactly what I'm saying.
Least insane American conservative.
that IS exactly what you're saying
you literally think that when i scroll past that shit that i need to go through the conscious effort of squinting my eyes not to commit the sin of finding her attractive, as that would go against """my""" ideology (it is actually some made up ideological garbage from your little brain). you're a moronic lunatic.
This il exactly what you are saying, woke fascist
I'm not racist and I still think she's mid. But I also don't care to see the movie either way, regardless of casting, so it's like whatever.
Her face doesn’t look great. The reason why I complain is exactly because I’m not racist. If black people are having a hard time being accepted by the whites this isn’t how you fix it. Pick an attractive one and see the difference in the reactions people have.
Plenty of white unattractive actresses get a lot of shit on Cinemaphile as well.
Humans naturally avoid bad genes in order to prevent those bad genes from spreading.
I do not believe that people are racists, I believe that they are naturally trying to get rid of bad genes in the gene pool.
Black women have brown nipples and pussies and wide broad faces. Racism doesn’t even need to be involved.
Plus white women look like literal angels and no black woman has come close.
you aight Tyrone ? why hate yo own kind so much you feel me ?
Me in the back.
last black girl I dated was thicccer and darker...
still would tho...
pancake ass lookin ass b***h
looking at her I think I could reach nirvana if she just held me down and straddled me while I played with her clit for a couple of hours. I don’t know what I want out of this, i’m getting too much excited
she seems to notice that I’m watching and turns a little towards me
a favor that i wouldn't be able to obtain by myself (easily at least) like 1 million dollars and even then i'd be just pretending
fat Black person breasts & ass in my mouth
Better hair. It's a fictional story about a half fish girl yet they keep ugly dreads? Just give her a gorgeous luscious red weave.
She is fricking ugly. Even worse than Zendaya.
it being a porno
Nothing. They shoyld have created a new character for her and set it in a mew Carribean version of the story instead of a shitty bland remake.
I feel bad for her. Plus they nerfed her boobs with shitty cg and costumes. And the whole movie is filmed poorly.
>The Fiji mermaid was an object composed of the torso and head of a juvenile monkey sewn to the back half of a fish. It was a common feature of sideshows where it was presented as the mummified body of a creature that was supposedly half mammal and half fish, a version of a mermaid.
Turn it into an horror movie.
She can eat my shorts.
Re-do the whole concept. Adapt it to a different setting. Make it set in, say, Zanzibar with black and Arab sailors everywhere. Change the lore, add some pagan African sea gods. The Princess and the Frog did it right.
If she looked like the fricking character
The best thing she can do is be voice actress for a cartoon Ariel. I don't know what her voice sounds like, but something tells me no one is knocking on her door for voice overs either.
Make her white and put a bag over her head
That said she has a fantastic body
I'd have sex with this woman and present her to my family as my fiance. They'd feel proud of their son finally scoring
I look forward to fricking her from behind while looking lustfully into her eyes.
She could have been born a beautiful redhead, instead she spent all her time playing with the face sliders and got stuck as a simian.
The movie is set in modern New York and she falls in love with the son of the fictional mayor of the city
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she isn't ariel though
>but what if she was?
i already told you, she isn't ariel
There's only one Ariel
her coming out saying israelites used her to push for their propaganda
She becomes my gf and sits on my face.
African hair is so disgusting. Curly and thin as frick.
is it even hair?
Die
Nothing.
I'd still frick her though.
Who's the one on the right? How do I get a Violet Meyers bimbogf?
April O'Neil
Have a really long penis
It helps to have a lot of money. She's also a weeb too coincidentally. I've seen a decent amount of porno b***hes that are weebs.
I'd also love to know who's on the right.
Nothing.
>What can she possibly do for you to accept her as Ariel?
Never, it’s impossible.
A movie that isnt Ariel but just some mermaid with a different story?
she's really fricking ugly. what the frick is hollywood doing pushing this absolute uggo?
>What can she possibly do for you to accept her as Ariel?
Nothing. I never will. She needs to frick off.
be in a good movie. xD
The creator's intent would have to change, which is impossible. There's literally nothing they can do to make me accept her.
I don’t fricking care, Disney casted her as Ariel, I’m not a 12 year old girl
hour long buttsex, giving and receiving without ever seeing her face
sorry, hourS long, at least 4-5
>>Be white
>>have red hair
>>be pretty
>>not support cultural vandalism and come out as fascist to repair the damage done
this but she also have to age down to 15 to pass for whatever Ariel is supposed to be
>merch is moving
>show is packed
take the L magas
>they actually bothered to make some merch
drown
bruh
This proves it’s so much more than skin color because I still wouldn’t want to share a society with her.
She won't ever be Ariel
Ariel is a redhead which is the opposite of a black
They'd have to fully commit to the reimagining and change every other detail of the story. For them to adopt the european aesthetic of the original but just swap out a black mermaid is what's so jarring about it.
Set it in the Caribbean and make the prince black and the dad black and change the entire aesthetic. Just swapping out the color and injecting blacks into a mythology they did not create is my primary point of contention.
literally nothing
Realistically? Sex, both here and on her home planet.
I don't think she's ugly, but she seems passive onscreen. No charm or liveliness