Honestly, for a 50+ year old chain-smoking alcoholic and occasional crack smoker who really makes no effort to stay in shape he looks better than he has any right to
One of the few who didn't shave down their dents and had implants so bright that it blinds you.
Nothing bothers me more than actors playing lesser fortunate people in society while having pristine white perfect teeth.
>t. gross teeth haver
homosexual nobody wants to see that. >yeah the actor should not brush for 3 months to give himself that disgusting look for screen accuracy >and when actors play a cancer guy they should get real chemo so their head doesn't just look like its only been shaved
The men age like wine thing is cope from losers to make themselves feel better about wasting their youth. But, to be fair, Johnny Depp is not a good example due to the fact that he has been a drug addict for the majority of his life.
Women would frick Depp just to brag about it. No attractive guy is his early to mid twenties is fricking an elderly actress so he can brag to his friends about it. If he does, he’s an idiot, because dudes would never let him live it down. No one is impressed you fricked a woman in her 60s, no matter how famous she is.
You're right about women valuing status but we work differently. Rich men will frick piss poor crackprostitutes just because we find them attractive, they will retire literal prostitutes and marry them just because. Status isn't the thing that matters to us.
I myself would frick Susan Sarandon and I'd brag about suckling on those milkers 24/7, and I wouldn't give a damn about what my friends thought about it. I'd call myself her boytoy happily, call her mommy wherever we went. I'd write my name on them just to let everyone know those saggy breasts belong to me.
>No young guy is dropping his underwear to frick an elderly actress
Lol pic related is 66 years old in that picture and I'd go to town on that on that pussy all night long. Low test homosexual.
Honestly, for a 50+ year old chain-smoking alcoholic and occasional crack smoker who really makes no effort to stay in shape he looks better than he has any right to
>fix his teeth (may as well remove them and get prosthetics at this point) >get a professional skin care treatment. Alternatively, grow a beard to hide his sagging cheeks and neck
That alone would improve his looks a lot, he looks pretty good for an almost 60yo dude considering the life he's lived. Great hair too.
I don't think he gives a shit anon he's rich and everyone loves him anyway, he would just end up looking like Simon Cowell if he started fricking with his face
We all know what op was referring to but you had to go full autismo in your correction. We don't have upvotes here btw. If you want a pat on the back for saying dumb shit then go back.
>Wanting to come home from a hard day’s work to this
Hag lovers will never stop being pathetic to me. I’m sure you’ll get your dream women so no one else wants to kiss and sleep with these old bags
Yeah, because playing games and watching porn is comparable to riding the dick carousel for a decade or two until they become undesirable STD-ridden single mothers.
I won't address drinking because both men and women drink, heavily or not. It's not that remarkable of a thing.
women wont even look at me until im making 6figures
I'm single/33/75k a year and still a virgin
Frick this gay earth, when I save up a million im moving to the philipeans and marrying a girl in her early 20s when im in my 40s
Dude I still look like a kid in my 30s.
I'm short, and get called cute. I get carded for smokes and have a 5.6 inch dick.
There is nothing I can do to fix this.
If you're making 75k a year then you should start with picking up waitresses. They make like 20-30k a year and are usually potatoes.
They will hop on your dick asap if they knew you made that much.
women are allowed to literally cake their face with millimeters thick layers of paint to hide every blemish and fake the literal shape of their faces and they still complain life isn't easy enough for them
why do these b and c actors get the most dog-shit hideous plastic surgery? nobody has heard of subtlety. the skin of both is just filler/botoxed to hell but the worst offender is what it has done to his eyes, the second worse is her uneven lips. Sad!
every actor who is brazen enough to say they have had nothing done should post mri proof
Heheheh... No, he's smoked, taken drugs, and been an alcoholic for decades. That makes you look like a ghoul because you've been poisoning your body for most of your adult life.
Post him in his early 50s.
ok
Yep
He sexo
what the frick is wrong with his teeth lmao
One of the few who didn't shave down their dents and had implants so bright that it blinds you.
Nothing bothers me more than actors playing lesser fortunate people in society while having pristine white perfect teeth.
>t. gross teeth haver
homosexual nobody wants to see that.
>yeah the actor should not brush for 3 months to give himself that disgusting look for screen accuracy
>and when actors play a cancer guy they should get real chemo so their head doesn't just look like its only been shaved
savvy, mate
The men age like wine thing is cope from losers to make themselves feel better about wasting their youth. But, to be fair, Johnny Depp is not a good example due to the fact that he has been a drug addict for the majority of his life.
The difference is that he can still frick young women based on status and wealth. No young guy is dropping his underwear to frick an elderly actress.
I'd give Sigourney a go
Yeah, but how old are you?
Everyone would anon, everyone would
>No young guy is dropping his underwear to frick an elderly actress
That is so not true kek
Women would frick Depp just to brag about it. No attractive guy is his early to mid twenties is fricking an elderly actress so he can brag to his friends about it. If he does, he’s an idiot, because dudes would never let him live it down. No one is impressed you fricked a woman in her 60s, no matter how famous she is.
If you're just some random dude but one time you fricked Helen Mirren or something you'd brag about it for decades
You're right about women valuing status but we work differently. Rich men will frick piss poor crackprostitutes just because we find them attractive, they will retire literal prostitutes and marry them just because. Status isn't the thing that matters to us.
I myself would frick Susan Sarandon and I'd brag about suckling on those milkers 24/7, and I wouldn't give a damn about what my friends thought about it. I'd call myself her boytoy happily, call her mommy wherever we went. I'd write my name on them just to let everyone know those saggy breasts belong to me.
literally everyone would high five me if i dicked down Marisa Tomei
Who?
She is a granny wtf
>She is a granny
So what? She looks better than 90% of 20yo girls
upvoted my fellow r*dditor
If liking attractive women makes me a redditor then I'm a redditor. This captcha is for you, my man
>She is a granny wtf
no problem for me
>>No young guy is dropping his underwear to frick an elderly actress
Okay, Helen Mirren and Meryl Streep might be the only ones. Probably just Helen Mirren and never to brag…is that Helen?
You’re a gay if you wouldn’t.
Hendricks is only 48, she's too young to be considered elderly.
I disagree
You're a gay. She's MILF, not GILF.
There's a jaw that could rule Europe.
>No young guy is dropping his underwear to frick an elderly actress
Lol pic related is 66 years old in that picture and I'd go to town on that on that pussy all night long. Low test homosexual.
She's a literal goddess.
she literally isnt though
Jesus christ what i wouldn't do.
I would literally give anything for a night with her. She's all woman.
Imagine a nursing handjob
Please post the "you wish" webm
Have you ever met a young man?
>No young guy is dropping his underwear to frick an elderly actress.
"mature" preference is one of the most common in porn my homie
Speak for yourself
ironic, given that your post is cope from a loser. He’s 60 fricking years old. Amber Heard is walled at 35.
Honestly, for a 50+ year old chain-smoking alcoholic and occasional crack smoker who really makes no effort to stay in shape he looks better than he has any right to
>has any right to
go back.
what?
>fix his teeth (may as well remove them and get prosthetics at this point)
>get a professional skin care treatment. Alternatively, grow a beard to hide his sagging cheeks and neck
That alone would improve his looks a lot, he looks pretty good for an almost 60yo dude considering the life he's lived. Great hair too.
I don't think he gives a shit anon he's rich and everyone loves him anyway, he would just end up looking like Simon Cowell if he started fricking with his face
>I don't think he gives a shit
Oh, that much is obvious. But he could improve himself a little without taking the bogpill like Cowell did
how does that jaw line make any sense why would his cheeks form that weird line and not be round.
come on i know there are looksmaxx autists lurking here who know about this shit
Left is after the buccal fat removal, I take right.
wtf he was looking fine just a year ago on the trial
That wasn't him.
He literally spends more in a month on wine than you make in a year.
Don't do drugs
johnny boy was a fox when he was young
how much prime pussy did he get, you reckon?
>Dude probably has hundreds of stories of taking girls virginitys
He probably doesn't remember 80% of them
I'd frick Sarandon but only if she's singing touchatouchatouchatouchme and forcing my hands onto her
"Every woman becomes her mother, that's her tragedy.
No man does..."
Oscar Wilde btfo
Dont drink anons
looks like an old irish woman from the countryside
Most wine ages like shit tho.
It's such a normie thing to say.
The saying is "like fine wine", dipshit autist.
Not what OP said tho, you sweat from a baboon's balls.
We all know what op was referring to but you had to go full autismo in your correction. We don't have upvotes here btw. If you want a pat on the back for saying dumb shit then go back.
then complain about him saying it wrong, not using it to show off your homosexual knowledge of wines.
if they're not drug addicts yeah
The thing is that men can look cool and respectable even when they're grey and wrinkly
I've never fricked a woman who's had a baby before, who gave birth the way God intended, not by caesarean section.
Mother frickers, how does it feel?
Jennifer Connely still looks hot
She never looked even in her prime. She looks like a troony now
>She never looked even in her prime.
Neat reference
dunno man..
Jennifer Connelly stopped looking hot in the mid 2000s, 20 years ago
He's a junkie and alcoholic. Dont think they're supposed to age good.
that's what happens when you sleep on a bed full of shit.
MD 20/20 is a wine.
I'm surprised he doesn't look worse considering how much he drinks and smokes. If I drank as much wine as him I would be fat as frick.
Men do age like wine, and like wine you have to take care of it or else it will spoil. And quite frankly some wine just eventually goes off over time
>Wanting to come home from a hard day’s work to this
Hag lovers will never stop being pathetic to me. I’m sure you’ll get your dream women so no one else wants to kiss and sleep with these old bags
>men aren't shallow like wo-
nice strawman satan
ugly girls can can still be cute if they have a nice personality and good hygiene
>it's over
Yeah, because playing games and watching porn is comparable to riding the dick carousel for a decade or two until they become undesirable STD-ridden single mothers.
I won't address drinking because both men and women drink, heavily or not. It's not that remarkable of a thing.
Stop coping
Stop seething
women wont even look at me until im making 6figures
I'm single/33/75k a year and still a virgin
Frick this gay earth, when I save up a million im moving to the philipeans and marrying a girl in her early 20s when im in my 40s
It's the looks and not your salary unless you are rich. When are you gonna learn.
Dude I still look like a kid in my 30s.
I'm short, and get called cute. I get carded for smokes and have a 5.6 inch dick.
There is nothing I can do to fix this.
do drug it will make you age more
If you're making 75k a year then you should start with picking up waitresses. They make like 20-30k a year and are usually potatoes.
They will hop on your dick asap if they knew you made that much.
So dennys or ihop?
Pick the hole in the wall places before you move on to franchised prostitutes, you have to start from the bottom and work your way up.
Ask for scrapple, she’ll know what it means.
Alcohol, heroin, women, drencrom and ultraviolence will do that to ya
Ugliness is coming for us all, unfortunately.
women are allowed to literally cake their face with millimeters thick layers of paint to hide every blemish and fake the literal shape of their faces and they still complain life isn't easy enough for them
>Dee looks awful
>Mac is even worse
why do these b and c actors get the most dog-shit hideous plastic surgery? nobody has heard of subtlety. the skin of both is just filler/botoxed to hell but the worst offender is what it has done to his eyes, the second worse is her uneven lips. Sad!
every actor who is brazen enough to say they have had nothing done should post mri proof
If he got a haircut and stopped drinking he'd look bloody great for his age.
-ne aunt
yeah, this alcoholic, grug addicted degenerate clearly does everything he can to stay in good health
A lifetime of smoking gays will bring a lot of wear and tear.
how he got from hotttt to now
he look like a lesbian women
drugs are bad m'kay
a 100 posts in and everyone still thinks this is Johny Depp? Top kek
>age
Heheheh... No, he's smoked, taken drugs, and been an alcoholic for decades. That makes you look like a ghoul because you've been poisoning your body for most of your adult life.
Exceptions merely confirm the rule.
Dude wants to be Keith Richards so bad he aged himself 30 years ahead to look like him