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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus what happened

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      lmao I wouldn't even recognize him walking down the street and I've seen all the pirates movies.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is not that guy you liar. Op pic not legolas either

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Ops pic is Orlando, the other anons pic is the actor from pride and prejudice and young Victoria.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      reminder this random guy was actually considered for bond before craig got the part

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      This is not that guy you liar. Op pic not legolas either

      lmao

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      at least we have the oskar dirlewanger biopic sorted out

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      He's still looking good, just older. Looks a bit like McNulty in the top one.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is that guy?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      that's Legolas brah

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >it's real
        Well he is 47 and looked pretty good even 5 years back. Every pic of him is on the beach. Sun will turn you into a raisin and no wealth can save you from that. He is jacked too I bet he is on trt but no hgh.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Learn from this man's words. Nothing--not drugs, booze, etc--will age you faster and harder than the sun. I know this isn't a hot take, but people seriously underestimate how badly it'll frick you up.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Yep. I never wore sunscreen and I paid the price.

            Biggest skin goblins are sun and stress and I would argue stress is just as bad

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Not to contribute to a bait thread but he's almost 50 years old, how old really are men supposed to keep looking hot?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pierce Brosnan levels

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      he will have access to 18 yo puss till he's 99

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I thought Chester Bennington was dead

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    image the pussy he pulled in back in the day

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I heard Bieber fricked his wife Miranda and told him laughing

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        she probably got fricked by Terry Richardson the photographer as well

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Miranda slept with everyone to get where she is, even that fat Asian billionaire fraudster that gave her diamonds she had to give back to the country he stole them from.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Biber got fricked by Diddy and some other niggs and they made him eat their ass. Imagine eating homie man's ass lmao.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          we don't post our sexual fantasies here

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            His scenario holds more potential truth to it than the Miranda posts

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            His scenario holds more potential truth to it than the Miranda posts

            Biber admitted Diddy and his homie frens diddled him. It's on YouTube. Story never got big because media tried to swipe it under the rug. If it can happen to Biber it can happen to anyone.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    They don't or they do very late in life when they hit 60+. Being a looksmaxing obsessed celebrity who's on trt, 3 botched surgeries, 5 botox injections and cocaine is what makes you hit the wall early.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Botox actually keeps you fresh and wrinkle free.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The delusion lol
      Men hit the wall around 30
      Women never hit it even in their 50s and 60s unless they are actual drug addicts who tanned regularly, drank and partied and don't get proper sleep or care for their skin. Everything men say about women are their own insecurities and fears about themselves.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you will never be a woman but you will age like one

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Post these sexy 30+ women you talking about but not dolled up with fraudulent shape holding clothes and 5 layers of nakeup

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NTA and you are replying to bait. But Christie Brinkley looks amazing for 70 for one.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >Christie Brinkley
            I agree but most don't have the resources and lifestyle and genes to age like her. Also there seems to be no photos of her without makeup but yeah she clearly is and has been obsessed with her looks and took care of it for 50 years.

            Tbh most women look shit over 30 and most men look shit by 35. You cant be poor wageslaving moron and age gracefully

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              > most men look shit by 35.
              This really depends on hair, no matter how handsome a man is. Most men do not have a full head of hair at 30 let alone 35.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >Most men do not have a full head of hair at 30
                >Laughs in Mexican

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                NTA but statistically he's right.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Sure, but Mexican men are not as attractive as white men in the first place.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                He said HEAD not back, and MEN not women José.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                True. Men only age as well as their hair and most men balding. I'm 30+ and on my way to nw3. Wish Ive done something about it sooner but I had no idea I could.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Men hit the wall at 19.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Eric went on a dating show?

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Sorry girls you can't get angry at men for a fact of biological nature, women age out of being attractive sooner than men because they become infertile sooner than men. Take it up with your Goddess of choice. 🙂

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Men can't be kino

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They all look great, Adrian’s stiff walk ruins it a little though.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Menbros what's stopping you from dressing like this?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I'm poor

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Would be wierd to go like this to my shit job with my 3k bucks beater car then buy stuff in Walmart with coupons

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Expense

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      oldman>dafoe>roth>>>>>>>>

      [...]

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        For me it's Roth > Oldman > Dafoe > Brody.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Roth > Dafoe > Oldman > Brody

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      imagine walking down the runway knowing you are a multi millionaire award winning actor AND the whole world knows you have a massive hog making you literally better than 99.99999% of all other men in virtually every category

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I can't even imagine it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      maximum swag

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Orlando Bloom is turning into Dominic West.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He has honestly never looked better

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >mews for two weeks
    He'll be fine

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Unrionically looks good.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The wall smiles at us all, all a man can do is smile back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Clive morphed into Tom Hanks' more masculine brother.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Tom Hanks?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Just needs his stubble back

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Live action King of the Hill starring Clive Owen as Hank would be kino

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ???
    He still looks good I don't get it

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    198274393
    >Women never hit it even in their 50s and 60s
    You went too far.

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Aging depends on the individual’s genetics and lifestyle more than their sex. Even then some can look after themselves really well but genes are just not on their side. Orlando has always been a very heavy drinker.

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    He looks like Walter White pre diagnosis.

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    isn't he close to 50 years old? christ, can people let others age in peace?

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Girls hit the wall at 30. Even girls day this.
    >....- none were enough to counteract the effect of aging; specifically, the loss of hormones that occurred when I was in my mid- to late thirties. I feel like my face collapsed in the past 3-4 years, taking my neck and jawline with it. My face and neck have aged 15 years in the past 3. It's absolutely incredible.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >My face and neck have aged 15 years in the past 3. It's absolutely incredible.
      T. Roastie.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All girls hit the wall at 30.
    , genes and hormones (or the lack thereof) have played a much larger role in how I look now than did my skincare habits. As soon as my estrogen levels started dropping, so did the skin on my face.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Post the most tragic male wall hits.

    >Early 1920's vs 1950

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every girl over 30 you find attractive is wearing tons of make up. Girls look like ghouls after 30.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Where does this idea come from that makeup hides wrinkles? It doesn’t. You can cover up sun spots and dark circles with makeup but if you have wrinkles they will be visible with makeup on too.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Don't ask me lol. I'm not the one with 3 pounds of make up on my face within an hour of waking up.

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like how all the examples of "men hitting the wall" are old men meanwhile the examples of women hitting it are like 22.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Girls age 15 years in 3 after the wall.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Women mature faster. I remember visiting a girl school with our all boy school and a lot of these girls were twice my size.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Girls hit puberty a few years earlier than boys, but men also are not designed to live as long as women. Both of these factors can be argued why the other sex ages worse.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What sort of last name is ~~*Bloom*~~ anyway? Did he change the spelling from Blum?

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