Merry Christmas?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's the 24th

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      FRICK YOU I WANTED TO BE FIRST TO REPLY IT'S ALL I HAVE IN MY PATHETIC MISERABLE LIFE WHY DID YOU TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i'm sorry anon, happy multi faith holiday season to you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      So Christmas, you fricking moron.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        christmas day is the 25th in the first world

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          And Christmas EVE is the 24th.
          Again, are you moronic?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            the day before your birthday isn't your birthday

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              Christmas is not my birthday.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                no it's jesus' birthday, which is on the 25th

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                And YOU open presents on HIS birthday?
                There truly is no end to mutt greed, holy shit.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                no one in my family has given presents for years. it's all about a family meal.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Fricking poor.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                >take everything from my culture's winter festivities
                >brand it with jesus
                >ok, you do that, we're gonna celebrate it the same way we always have anyway, you do you, merry christmas, oh, and you're welcome for the greatest holiday now celebrated all over the world, this is a season for giving after all
                >"NOOOOOOOOOOO DON'T SPEND THE WHOLE DAY WITH YOUR FAMILY ON CHRISTMAS EVE SO YOU CAN RELAX ON THE 25TH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! YOU CAN'T OPEN YOUR PRESENTS BEFORE ME!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
                Frick I love being white.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                butthurt german detected

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                I said white.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                You were born hundreds of years after paganism became a meme.

              • 4 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yet traditions stay the same, weird.
                You're welcome.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Christmas Eve and Christmas Day are both Christmas, anon. I won't be rude and call you names but OP didn't mention which Christmas he meant so sorry, sir. You are wrong

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              I think I'm too druk and (you)'d the wrong anon

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              >merry Christmas (anon, today, on Christmas)
              >no (dumb moronic homosexual)
              >today is in fact Christmas (me)
              >no, (again: what?) today is Christmas, not Christmas, which is tomorrow (same mongoloid)
              >this guy is fricking moronic (me)
              >agreed (literally everyone white)
              >you're both wrong, except you (me) who are right, but you're wrong (a colossal fricking dumbass, aka: you)
              Is this what being alone on Christmas (today) does to gays?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So Christmas Eve, you fricking moron.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >show up late to a finished discussion
          Black person, I...

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's not finished until I say it is motherfricker

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        So Christmas Eve, you fricking moron.

        That's not a proper way to speak to a respectable anon, anon

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who else spending Christmas Eve alone?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS FRIENDLESS LOSER
      AAAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought we were friends, anon. ;_;

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best Christmas movie ever.

      I’m spending it with my frens on Cinemaphile

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I’m spending it with my frens on Cinemaphile
        I'm going to do that on Christmas Day. I'm going to sleep early tonight so that I'm asleep on Christmas Eve and not acutely feel my being alone on Christmas Eve.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      We're not alone if we have the Internet... right ?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        It just doesn't feel the same as having real live people around you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      going to the pub but ultimately will be coming home alone.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Not me, I'm on Cinemaphile

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I was but yesterday I got a Christmas date with a cute Japanese girl I recently started talking to online.
      Hope the first date leads somewhere.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Good for you, anon.

        i'm sorry anon, happy multi faith holiday season to you.

        Thank you, anon.

        Gf is home with her parents, I didnt get vacation and my friends are away so I'll be alone in a small godforsaken german town. I don't mind though, I'm thankful for this year and how my life has taken a turn, I can do Christmas alone.

        People will be calling and texting you on Christmas Eve tho do you're not really alone.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ordinarily I would mock you for your yellow fever and the lonely loser lifestyle that contextualizes it, but I just can't bring myself to on Christmas. Good for you, bro. Nuke that yellow pussy twice with my blessing.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        You getting KFC anon?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gf is home with her parents, I didnt get vacation and my friends are away so I'll be alone in a small godforsaken german town. I don't mind though, I'm thankful for this year and how my life has taken a turn, I can do Christmas alone.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Take atmospheric night walks for those of us that can't. Learned a lot this year, and 2024 will be the great turn I assure you.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Gf is home with her parents
        Bro she is metaphysically cucking you with her father. Think about it logically.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have no friends or family, I do have all my frens on here though

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, same. Maybe I'll stay awake on Christmas Eve after all and spend it here on Cinemaphile.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Spending it with my dad

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        your dad loves you

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          He does.

          My father hates me. I once posted an incident from my childhood and other anons replied with similar incidents and I felt better knowing that I wasn't the only one.

          I'm sorry anon

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        My father hates me. I once posted an incident from my childhood and other anons replied with similar incidents and I felt better knowing that I wasn't the only one.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          why? what did you do?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I spend every holiday alone.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        i haven't opened any birthday cards in 3 years. i can't bring myself to pretend life is normal.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same.

        i haven't opened any birthday cards in 3 years. i can't bring myself to pretend life is normal.

        At least you receive birthday cards. I don't even receive texts on my birthday.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      There's one more sleep til Christmas

      I'm spending it at work

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm spending it with my Wife. I intend to attempt impregnating her after we have watched Doctor Who, should this be a successful endeavour we have agreed to call the child Silvester after my favourite Doctor. Bad luck to the child if its a girl, but I made sure to get the wife to sign a bit of paper with the agreement on so if she doesn't want a girl called Silvester, you will see us on Judge Rinder next year.

      Merry Christmas forever-alone-anon, I hope you get a good in real life friend or a partner to spend a happy Christmas with next year.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        wait this isn't bait? how are you this fricking pathetic?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          it won't be his child

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know right? Who the frick thinks Sylvester McCoy was the best Doctor? Frick me I would've respected you more if you said Colin Baker was your favorite. Frick, even Paul McGann's more respectable these days thanks to Big Finnish. Disgraceful

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            The 7th Doctor had some Ace adventures though.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            McCoy is the best classic Doctor.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >watching doctor who in 2023
        Beyond grim.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Me. I have corona and can't sse my parents this christams 🙁

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      sort of, i picked my parents up airport from their holiday on friday afternoon to stay at their place over the weekend and they both came back with covid so they called everything off but im already here, they're fine but you how morons are, so I'm stuck here and will probably just have lunch/dinner with them and then go home.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Waging and then home.

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merry Christmas!

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    you too
    JOY NOEL
    no one ever says that anymore

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merry Christmas

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merry Christmas too, anon but it's still 24th. Where do you live?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Every day is Christmas, anon

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had teeth pulled 5 days ago and I have the worst frickin headache possible.

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    One minute to go baby!!!

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking Kiwi.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Fricking Kiwi.

      Are New Zealanders really 18 hours ahead of American EST?

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merry Christmas to all!!!

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merry Christmas frickers! You are my only friends

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Merry Chrysler fren

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    And a happy New Year

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Christmas getting druk with Cinemaphile

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Rewatch this film
    >Get emotional multiple times
    How can it be so soulful

  14. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Merry Christmas!

  15. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >An unwanted creature, but not a rat, a leech, or a wienerroach?
    >Why, it's Anoneezer Scrooge!

  16. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm the nazi troony spammer and I love Christmas so much. God bless us, every one.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frohe Weinachten, anon

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Freak

  17. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What are you guys sipping on?
    Drinking some Woodford on the rocks and smoking a blunt. cheers Cinemaphilebros!

  18. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    merry christmas

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