Metalocalypse Army of the Doomstar

It's bad. Did we really need to shit on an otherwise good series by tripping right at the end?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nah it was kino. Maybe could have used more musical numbers but... eh

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This poorly paced, soulless mess was Kino? Truly the buzzword has lost all meaning.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah it was better than athfm2 and vb

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Am I supposed to care about those? It was better than finding a lump in your nutsack too but that doesn't mean it's good. Why do you homosexuals insist on lumping three unrelated movies together?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            It’s human nature to compare and contrast. That’s why some people like Pepsi over Coke, football over Ruby, all dressed chips over sour cream and onion.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn you're butthurt as hell

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Since when has "Kino" ever described a good movie?

        I've only ever seen it used for movies where people are trying to cope with how bad it is. BvS comes to mind,

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >anti snydergay also hates deathklok kino
          Figures

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Am I supposed to care about those? It was better than finding a lump in your nutsack too but that doesn't mean it's good. Why do you homosexuals insist on lumping three unrelated movies together?

        Since when has "Kino" ever described a good movie?

        I've only ever seen it used for movies where people are trying to cope with how bad it is. BvS comes to mind,

        Probably. But also, AOTDS makes me think that Smalls realized Mike Lazzo was fricking right in all of his micromanaging of the series. The finale is all lore and character driven arc shit. Not the bullshit "Gore, exposition dump of the episode's topic, 2nd grade humor joke, gore, 2nd grade humor joke, song, gore, credits" formula that Smalls demanded for the series.

        Trying too hard. I remember some anon posting disinformation about Brendon Small and the cancelation of Metalocalypse up to the movies release. You're most likely that guy since all your criticisms of the movie all read very shallow. Adult Swim has been run by a lot of weirdos over the years so I would not be surprised if you were related to that group

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >I'm more inclined to believe in a conspiracy than in this movie being bad!
          Take your meds.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Projecting

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Accept the movie being bad! Don't have any other opinion! Just accept the movie is baaaaad!

            Holy shit hahaha

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It was good closure.

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  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Did Smalls blow his was early on Galaktikon 2?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably. But also, AOTDS makes me think that Smalls realized Mike Lazzo was fricking right in all of his micromanaging of the series. The finale is all lore and character driven arc shit. Not the bullshit "Gore, exposition dump of the episode's topic, 2nd grade humor joke, gore, 2nd grade humor joke, song, gore, credits" formula that Smalls demanded for the series.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I never realized there was a conflict while watching it. It starts out silly and grows a plot. The serious twist to the first season finale was great. The secret butthole council seemed like just a gag until then.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >lore makes a show... le good
        What zero pussy does to a mf smfh

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen to Galaktikon II

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      My Name Is Murder would've been so fricking good animated. I don't know why they chose to make the version of the events in Army so boring.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, I was kind of disappointed, out of all the songs in Galaktikon 2, Nightmare and MNIM were the best.

        Nightmare actually gave some backstory to Salacia and kind of humanized him a bit but none of that was in the movie, and I really expected Murderface to go crazy and start killing the Klokateers, but he just made Nathan feel bad for a bit and then "told" Salacia where the army was.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So... she's basically written out in the film?
    All this time I thought she was going to be their new manager while Charles was away. Feels like a wasted opportunity, tbh.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was hoping at the very least nathan would finally end up with someone too

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the ending was a proper sendoff and it was the Brutal Shit.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like Woke shit. Compare Galaktikon 2 with this movie.
      >Nathan explains that he never fricked Abigail
      >his big emotional moment is saying he hopes she is happy wherever she is
      Cuck shit.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's the proper response. Anything else is weirdo loser shit.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyway, time for something positive and actually worth talking about. The ending credits song fricking rocked. It's on par with the conclusive and victorious vibes of Rebuilding a Planet in Galaktikon II. I doubt it will be in Dethalbum IV but if it's in the soundtrack, I'll give another listen

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the stream of it?

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Anyone got the mega?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick pirating, buy it legally when it comes out you ungrateful bastard

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        My copy is coming tuesday but it was uploaded to vimeo on my birthday yesterday. So I watched it and fricking loved it. And im still buying the album, soundtrack, and I pre-ordered my tickets to the live show months ago

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >going to see baby reddit

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't care.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Suck my ass, homosexual.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >frick pirating
        First up you're a gay. Second you can't buy it here in oz even though I'd like to, third the place is full of spoilers and I'd like to watch it before then.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A CAR

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was good closure.

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      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Strange

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the link

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there wasn't salvation in death
    WASTED

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    nah

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    'k

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how are people watching it? Won't let me buy shit til the 21st

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was leaked on vimeo yesterday and was taken down after a few hours.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Guess we'll have to keep the party goign a few more days then.

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    verpeliculasonline dot org still has it
    Are you smart enough to find the english version on the same page, moronic gringo?

  17. 9 months ago
    Flowell

    Oh man everyone was so out of character in this movie. It looks great visually but its NOT a dethklok movie. Why tf was charles suddenly a ishnifus clone? What tf made dick knubbler a guru?

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