Metalocalypse? More like Redditocalypse
>edgy violence and sex jokes
>quirky music
>marvel level humor
Metalocalypse? More like Redditocalypse. >edgy violence and sex jokes. >quirky music. >marvel level humor
Metalocalypse? More like Redditocalypse
>edgy violence and sex jokes
>quirky music
>marvel level humor
ur a gay
I think you meant "You are"
Edit: Thank you for the gold, kind stranger!
I actually don't know why "those people" still like the show. The humor and jokes would be deemed unacceptable by them.
I've only ever seen one episode of it, but like 3 or 4 songs from Dethklok. I think it's all impressive, just haven't given it much time.
Its really good, and ended well with the Doomstar Requiem
>The Danish are scum
They're the Argentinians + the French of Scandinavia
Danish are like if swamp Germans and inbred Norwegians designed a race and the Swedish built it
This came out half my life ago, when I was 18. I don't in any way think it's funny anymore.
Yous a dildo
Exactly the same except I still think it's hilarious, I hope Hamburger Time comes for you soon.
DORY MCLEAN
Does anybody else listen to the music?
"Go into the Water" and "I Ejaculate Fire" are actually great metal songs.
Yeah. Almost every one on Dethalbum I is a banger. Me and the boys still call any helicopter kill streak in COD a "hatred copter". Less family with the later stuff, laser cannon death sentence is decent
Glad it's not just me then.
lel, I was on the Lego robotics team in high school and we named one of our competition bots Scrambles the Deth Dealer
I find the vocals kind of shitty on the first album but the music is generally solid melodeath
I go for 'Black Fire Upon Us', 'Rejoin' and 'I Tamper With The Evidence At The Murder Site of Odin'
everyone who whines about "reddit" is a 2016 reddit refugee.
I miss this show
Giraffe vs Car? I agree. It was cancelled too early.
you sorta had to be there
Metal is reddit
Varg? A redditor
metal's one of the only genres that isn't reddit
It was a different time
also
you belong in a garbage can
I saw them live last week, they played a bunch of old songs like Murmaider, Awaken, Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle, and Hatredcopter. Dragonforce opened for them. Apparently a new movie is coming out soon
Blows my mind that Dragonforce is still around. What utter garbage.
Cry Thunder is pretty good. Most of their newer songs are mediocre though.
I haven't really heard anything from them since ZP Theart left the band, since the only CD I had of them was Sonic Firestorm.
Oh so you're too good for Through the Fire and the Flames huh? homosexual
>Apparently a new movie is coming out soon
Already came out like a year ago.
this thread again anon?
The really good one is when they get so rich and so far removed from reality, when everything is taken away, they forget where food comes from or how to cook it.
Mannn... I used to like Stephen Colbert: shit changes
The idea of DL changed w/ the advent of "le random humor", and everyone latched onto it because quirky became popular. Stephen Colbert also seemed genuine and had a few banger episodes when he first left that other israelite guys show... now they both just frickn suck
new album was underwhelming but horse of fire is 9/10
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>our show is about a band of morons that are only good at making music
>I KNOW! PEOPLE WATCH THIS FOR THE LORE! MAKE IT ABOUT THE METALOCALYPSE AND THE PROPHECY!
why do 90% of adult swim shows do this shit?
They're already powerful enough in episode 1 that the Tribunal considers them to be a threat to the status quo whenever they make any sort of move, describing especially how uniquely talented and dangerous Nathan Explosion is. Later on it's just revealing what the big guy in charge actually wants to do with them, since it's a death metal band so there has to be mystical shit.
nah. people watched metalocalypse to see the protagonists be inept at doing things and be funny about it. absolutely no one cared about why or how Skwisgaar is a demigod or some shit.
Speak for yourself, homosexual
>dude I watch metalocalypse for the overarching plot
lmao lol
This anon,
, is right. You really are a homosexual. Kys.
>this anon (me) is right
Not that anon, but you really are a gay. Kys.
>samegay
>/pol/gay
>likes Metalocalypse's "plot"
lol
I don’t care about the lore but the tribunal scenes where they try to analyze metal as outsiders to the genre were always some of my favorite parts of the episodes.
>Liz Bane… in 1973, she and her cult of devoted followers entered a French restaurant believing they could inhabit the bodies of the deceased. It was a massacre.
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Theyre music is pretty shit too. Went to a concert that had them headling. Left after converge and high on fire played
>posts in threads about topics he doesnt like
>goes to concerts for bands he doesnt like
wha tthe frick is wrong with you?
high on fire were definitely the best band on the ticket, to be fair
I have a Converge setlist from that same tour in 2010. Anyway you're a hipster homosexual for bragging that you skipped a headliner just because they have a gimmick or are vaguely mainstream best performance of the night, your loss
Brutal
>gets wantonviolence mogged by superjail
>they lean into the music instead of the ultraviolence
>makes some of the best metal there is
>makes some of the best metal there is
name your top 20 metals albums so we can make fun of you
the twenty ones where you take a shower and stop being a fricking loser with a gay jacket covered in manchild patches.
thanks for confirming my suspicion about you
This. Also, archer and venture bros. Unfunny cringe reddit shit.
>t. Teenage contrarian
You’re so fricking boring.
I literally hope you die in a car accident tomorrow.
if this is bad, what's even a "good" adult-oriented cartoon in your eyes that doesn't fall into the trappings of being too "Reddit"? You don't even have an answer lol
Primal
Metal is pretty adolescent but I figured that was a selling point if it
This is the thing though...
How old are you? And how old were you when metalocalypse was current on television and making fun of the same aging rock/metal Twilight era that Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny was referencing?
I know it's completely hilarious to consider at this point in current year, but there was a point in time when the DJs at your school dances and proms would play as much rock music as rap music, but now I'm sure it makes no sense because "Rock Music" is non existent. The local venue that used to work with the local rock station for outdoor concerts and shit is now heavily into drag shows. Clown on Nickelback all you want, but "We All Wanna be Big Rock Stars" and "photograph" are legends of a dying era. Someone at some point decided we weren't going to have rock music anymore.
Man, anyone remember guitar hero? Gods we were strong...