Americans worship Mexican drugs, and Americans pay for them by arming up the gangs supplying them of drugs with military grade weaponry.
Sounds like an American problem if you ask me.
yes and we also have running water and electricity and no one will cut my head off.
thanks for the drugs juan, im sure you guys will recover someday.
9 months ago
Anonymous
Not a Mexican, nor is Mexico the first example of some other place Americans have fricked up to get a hot supply of something necessary for their cozy self-indulgent lives.
9 months ago
Anonymous
That sounds like a third world problem to me 🙂
9 months ago
Anonymous
they instead embraced murder and torture and they worship heroin and fentanyl
Actual mexican here; No one uses fent or amphetamines in this aide of the border disguisting mutt hick
9 months ago
Anonymous
yeah you just produce it all and still manage to be dirt poor for some reason. do they wait until they illegally come to America before they start smoking crack?
9 months ago
Anonymous
As opposed to you yanks? Kek
Dude, America IS third world-like country already.
Enjoy your Bideconomics or whatever
9 months ago
Anonymous
cope all you want buddy I make 80k a year to jerk off at home and you live in an ACTUAL third world brics shithole and are you are my personal little cocaine slave. get back to the fields. your country is a punch line to a joke about tacos. learn your fricking place.
We are asians, proto asians
Indians developed while we walked with knowledge from the settlements and as hunter gatherers we were unevolved.
Spaniard blood made us evolve and we look a bit like indians, pakis, arabs
I knew it was going to be corny when the trailer gave 'nana' a big gun >Uh oh she little grandma has the gun >"NANA?? >"I recommend stepping back" >XDXDXDXD
Fricking stale old ass comedy
this ought to show you they scrapped the bottom of the barrel just to get any Mexican into the movie. none of us care about george lopez for fricks sake, they don't even air his stupid show here. what made Hollywood think we would show up just because the fricking actors are brown
I'm feeling for the Latino community on this one.
Their hopes were so high. This was their Wakanda. Now they have nothing.
If you're Latino let me know and I'll send you something nice to help cheer you up.
>Their hopes were so high.
No they weren't. >This was their Wakanda.
No it wasn't. >Now they have nothing.
We still have Emperor's New Groove. >If you're Latino let me know and I'll send you something nice to help cheer you up.
I'd like one trad Japanese GF please. And make sure she's shaved down there.
civilization
Where is exactly advanced civilization in USA? Even the rich live in frame houses, which are essentially traditional african huts but built with better quality materials.
>I'm feeling for the Latino community on this one. >Their hopes were so high. This was their Wakanda. Now they have nothing.
Coco was that. Last great Pixar movie.
Dead Reckoning got a 96% critic/94% audience score and still underperformed, and that movie had actual marketing while this one feels like DC is just sending it out to die. The boxofficemojo numbers for Blue Beetle may still end up surprising me but I'm not counting on it.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/blue_beetle
The majority of reviews are positive. Why did you only post those ones? Why be dishonest? Are you trying to push a narrative? Don't try to claim you're adhering to "top critics" or something either, you've got a literal who cited in this "flickering myth".
I just checked the Washington Post review, and it is negative, but they never say "This movie is so bad that it demoralizes latinos" anywhere.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/movies/2023/08/16/blue-beetle-movie-review
Next the BBC review, once again, a negative review, yet your quote of "Blue Beetle is the worst and most stereotypical of the year" is nowhere to be found.
https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20230816-new-dc-superhero-film-blue-beetle-is-stale-and-derivative
Now, Chicago Sun Times. A mediocre rating, but yet again, no line of "All the most basic cliches you image...are here".
https://chicago.suntimes.com/movies-and-tv/2023/8/16/23833021/blue-beetle-review-dc-xolo-mariduena-jaime-reyes
Most of these are negative reviews, so why did you feel the need to create fake quotes exaggerating them?
Don't care, still pirating it
fake quotes? why would the washington post or New York times not use Latinx?
Why do Latinos look so much like Prajeets?
why are you autistic?
Theres a difference?
Mexicans embraced toilet technology and don't worship cows and elephants.
they instead embraced murder and torture and they worship heroin and fentanyl
Americans worship Mexican drugs, and Americans pay for them by arming up the gangs supplying them of drugs with military grade weaponry.
Sounds like an American problem if you ask me.
yes and we also have running water and electricity and no one will cut my head off.
thanks for the drugs juan, im sure you guys will recover someday.
Not a Mexican, nor is Mexico the first example of some other place Americans have fricked up to get a hot supply of something necessary for their cozy self-indulgent lives.
That sounds like a third world problem to me 🙂
Actual mexican here; No one uses fent or amphetamines in this aide of the border disguisting mutt hick
yeah you just produce it all and still manage to be dirt poor for some reason. do they wait until they illegally come to America before they start smoking crack?
As opposed to you yanks? Kek
Dude, America IS third world-like country already.
Enjoy your Bideconomics or whatever
cope all you want buddy I make 80k a year to jerk off at home and you live in an ACTUAL third world brics shithole and are you are my personal little cocaine slave. get back to the fields. your country is a punch line to a joke about tacos. learn your fricking place.
Least schizo amerilard.
>Embrace toilet technology
Still not developed enough to flush tp down the pipes tho
I still don't understand, like just make better pipes like shit it's free economic activity
spain = arab
native americans = asian
spaniard + native = mexican
asian + arab = pajeet
its basic math
Natives Americans are actually Siberian
Inuit ("eskimos") are, but most native Americans are Polynesians
We are asians, proto asians
Indians developed while we walked with knowledge from the settlements and as hunter gatherers we were unevolved.
Spaniard blood made us evolve and we look a bit like indians, pakis, arabs
>Why do Mexicans look so much like Prajeets?
Ftfy
I knew it was going to be corny when the trailer gave 'nana' a big gun
>Uh oh she little grandma has the gun
>"NANA??
>"I recommend stepping back"
>XDXDXDXD
Fricking stale old ass comedy
>Fricking stale old ass comedy
It has George Lopez in it, I feel everyone was fairly warned by this.
this ought to show you they scrapped the bottom of the barrel just to get any Mexican into the movie. none of us care about george lopez for fricks sake, they don't even air his stupid show here. what made Hollywood think we would show up just because the fricking actors are brown
They probably thought Cheech Marin was dead.
>It has George Lopez in it, I feel everyone was fairly warned by this.
Can mutts explain to me, who's Jorge Lopez?
He's the Mexican Tim Allen.
I was ASSURED by CREDIBLE reviewers that this was the best superhero film since The Dark Knight.
>ABUELITA
>movie made for Latinx
>it's pure goyslop garbage
Me and my hermanos LOVED it!
es "muy hermanos", pendejo
Machete isn't in the movie so you know it wasn't going to be a good Latino movie
I'm feeling for the Latino community on this one.
Their hopes were so high. This was their Wakanda. Now they have nothing.
If you're Latino let me know and I'll send you something nice to help cheer you up.
>Their hopes were so high.
No they weren't.
>This was their Wakanda.
No it wasn't.
>Now they have nothing.
We still have Emperor's New Groove.
>If you're Latino let me know and I'll send you something nice to help cheer you up.
I'd like one trad Japanese GF please. And make sure she's shaved down there.
>Wants Javfu
>Wants her shaven
That's like asking for a burger with no patty
Nah its a burger with no cheese, its still delicious angus beef, but some men have shit taste and dont want a rich flavor added.
>This was their Wakanda
It's a bunch of latino Americans living in America, it's not even remotely related to the appeal of Wakanda.
>Wannabe scifi buildings
>Advanced civilization next to throwbacks
>Supertech for the elite
Is America not Latino Wakanda?
civilization
Where is exactly advanced civilization in USA? Even the rich live in frame houses, which are essentially traditional african huts but built with better quality materials.
>Next to throwbacks.
Compared to South American states
>Advanced Civilization
>I'm feeling for the Latino community on this one.
>Their hopes were so high. This was their Wakanda. Now they have nothing.
Coco was that. Last great Pixar movie.
>Now they have nothing.
They're still self-inserting as the beaner from Edgerunners and shilling it to this day.
¿quién pidió esto?
Are these quotes even real?
If Marvel really wanted to appeal to the lATinX public they should buy the Chapulín Colorado IP and make it a Marvel-canon blockbuster.
Screencap this, shills.
...
Dead Reckoning got a 96% critic/94% audience score and still underperformed, and that movie had actual marketing while this one feels like DC is just sending it out to die. The boxofficemojo numbers for Blue Beetle may still end up surprising me but I'm not counting on it.
Latinxsters, how will we recover?
only 1 or 2 threads at a time on Cinemaphile when it's just released means the movie fricking BOMBED
it must be based if all those shitlib rags hate it!
Oh dear
Are any of those even real
Yeah nah nyt and others are praising it. Oh pee you are a fricking flaming homosexual
Who are you even supposedly quoting? Why are they all in the same font and color?
>Despite a charming and funny ensemble, Latino people now have their very own generic DCEU movie
Why did you cut off the first half of the quote?
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/blue_beetle
The majority of reviews are positive. Why did you only post those ones? Why be dishonest? Are you trying to push a narrative? Don't try to claim you're adhering to "top critics" or something either, you've got a literal who cited in this "flickering myth".
Los Pollos Hermanos
I just checked the Washington Post review, and it is negative, but they never say "This movie is so bad that it demoralizes latinos" anywhere.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/movies/2023/08/16/blue-beetle-movie-review
Next the BBC review, once again, a negative review, yet your quote of "Blue Beetle is the worst and most stereotypical of the year" is nowhere to be found.
https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20230816-new-dc-superhero-film-blue-beetle-is-stale-and-derivative
Now, Chicago Sun Times. A mediocre rating, but yet again, no line of "All the most basic cliches you image...are here".
https://chicago.suntimes.com/movies-and-tv/2023/8/16/23833021/blue-beetle-review-dc-xolo-mariduena-jaime-reyes
Most of these are negative reviews, so why did you feel the need to create fake quotes exaggerating them?
I can't wait to see this so that I can discuss it with my friends during Friday Night Tights!