>mfw a civilian orders a cheeseburger with extra cheese
Finally… I have become The Bear.
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>mfw a civilian orders a cheeseburger with extra cheese
>mfw a civilian orders a cheeseburger with extra cheese
Finally… I have become The Bear.
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this meme dead yet?
stfu dumb cook
I treat food service workers very politely and sometimes they give me free stuff. Great success!!
They're stealing from their employer to bribe you for a bigger tip.
this, report it to management and notify the police
thats not what im doing intentionally its just how it plays out sometimes
I hate tipping but any waiter who does this for me is getting a tip
sometimes when i work late i go to a donut shop for coffee and they give me a few free donuts but that's because i go there constantly and those donuts are getting trashed to make way for tomorrow's batch.
>order a packet of crisps
>hear screaming from the kitchen
yo uhm can i get uhhhh uhm a grilled cheese with fries and uuuuh a bangs, oliet.
>CHEF, WE NEED SOME FRICKING KETCHUP TO GO WITH THESE FRIES, FRICK
>CHEF WHERE THE FRICK IS THAT KETCHUP
>THE KID AT TABLE 5 IS GONNA LOSE HIS SHIT IF WE EATS ANOTHER DRY FRY
>Walk into restaurant
>Order a boiled egg
>Get seated
>Infernal yelling erupts from the kitchen
>Can hear utensils and tools being thrown around
>Fuming chef storms out into the dining area
>Shouts for the virgin qanon Cinemaphile incel that ordered a boiled egg
>Timidly raise hand and announce myself
>Dont even notice the meat cleaver before its too late
>Get my hand chopped off
>Last thing i hear before im decapitated:
>FRICKING CIVILIANS DONT UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS. AAAAHHH IM GOING CRAZY, Black personMAN SAVE ME
>Mfw they order things from the menu
>Be chef
>Customer orders food
>mfw
this but unironically. line cook bros will understand
my life in a nutshell, sometimes customers will ask me how my day is and i'll be like "its been slow today so..." and they'll fill in "oh must be boring," and i'm like "no no no I'd be happy to have no customers all day."
>chef
>worked in various restaurants
>everyones pretty chill except the guys larping as gordon ramsay until we tell them to shut the frick up
>never had anyone screaming
>never had anyone have mental breakdown
is it just israeli schitzophrenia that causes kitchen psychosis?
They boost their ego from having some degree of confidence, and every time they make a mistake they choose to blame other people and yell more because their picture of themself as an incredible and amazing chef is marred by reality and always will be because they want the glory not the price they have to pay for it. A lot of them frequently use stimulants as well so their range of emotions can be incredibly wide even in a single day of work
Nope its a meme based on reality shows where more drama makes things entertaining. The only thing portrayed properly is the stress and the seemingly endless mile of shit once things get off the rails. Trying to scream your way through it isn't something I've ever experienced thoughever. The ones with the actually hard jobs are the people like those in Richie's position where he has to manage both the customers and the process in the kitchen. His "...drive" moment was the best scene in the finale.
>thoughever
im enjoying this meme, very subtle
The funny thing about the memes of this show is that the whole point of Carmys character is that his occasional freakouts are unnecessary and makes shit worse. When he was locked in the freezer during his restaurants opening night the rest of the staff did fine after a mild panic.
Carmy is your typical self-destructive protagonist but women love the character. Probably more “I can fix him!” Ego-stroking.
It's because they can relate to him. Women are naturally self destructive and unless they're autistic they can only feel comfortable in the role assigned to their monkey brain. Seeing a man destroy what's good about himself is sort of a form of validation in that sense.
bingo
you never had sex
I have and have had long term relationships with women. I don't hate them for their nature, it just is what it is. Men have plenty of monkey brain shit going on as well but society actually pushes us to try and surpass it. With women they get a pass because we haven't surpassed it yet and want to frick them.
No, incel, you never had a relationship with a woman.
Holy projection touch grass, you are giving me the ick.
is that what women always say to you, chud?
>no u
I accept your concession.
Wrong again, child. I have had a relationship with a woman. Enjoy prison, stalker.
I have, sadly. On the plus side it awakened my heart and I now feel I can make what feels like meaningful connections with just about anyone. The minus is that now I feel lonely when I'm alone when before I was completely fine and felt that I was at my best in those scenarios.
his take must've struck deep huh
*some degree of competence, unlike my grasp of English
>Make ramen
>use beef broth instead of water
>put an egg in it
>add leftover cold cuts
I AM BEAR.
>i now know this
Bro thank you. Cooking and finance should have been mandated public school classes. Like what the frick am I gonna do with french I dont care teach me how to eat I need to eat
public school is for dumbing you down and getting you to accept doing bullshit you don't want to do for 8 hours a day as normal
The govt taking over schools and not teaching kids how to live is basically like hospitals taking over grocery stores and eliminating healthy foods
I went to puiblic school and these were all optional though. Not their fault you were moronic in school and chose shitty electives
I did a cooking, finance, and basic electrics course and all 3 are the most useful things I took in high school
>"Cooking"
I never had an option to do "cooking" class an elective lmao there was one (1) mandatory home economics class that I took in 8th grade that spent 2 weeks on sewing, then baking cake, then adding up numbers (this hypothetical budget comes out to $3000 per period, congrats kids you figured out life)
American?
I also did a shop class. Electives were the only good thing in high school
Holy shit my home ec class was the exact same shit lol
>sew a pillow (every boy in the class chose a football)
>make rice crispy treats
>hypothetical budget that i retained none of
I put cooking as my top choice for an elective all 4 years of high-school, and never got into the class cause the teacher was a c**t who disliked my older brother. The game is rigged, homie
>mandated public school classes
Or OR you could learn that from your parents. Or from a youtube video.
this actor is annoying. in the next episode or movie he will frick a lot of girls. yayyy
does that make you feel genocided, incel?
no. I just watched shameless and I feel like that's every role he has.
subpar bait
The idea that cooking is uniquely israeli is one of the most deranged delusions chudcels have come up with so far. You people really should consider suicide.
oh ya? then why is israel flashcooking Palestinian children with bombs?
checkmate, rabbi
I watched a few episodes and dropped it. I was expecting a high pressure posh resturant not a fricking deli. If walked into a greasy little sandwhich shop and three of the twelve workers were standing at the cash screaming at each other I would leave.
That’s where the memes come from. The shoe treats some low rent sand which shop like a battlefield or emergency room. No manager in their right mind would condone their employees acting like that. Much less participate.
This doesn't happen in the show. The yelling is in the kitchen and not often.
Liar.
the posh pressure restaurant is where they're going next season, this last one was a total bummer cause they only had the restaurant open for 1 ep and I liked the show originally for the kitchen atmosphere
Why are there no webms of this horrible 2 season shit heap?
I couldnt make it thru half the first episode because
> dialogue for every character written in the same reddit quip voice
> every character was annoying, especially the sheboon
> preentious as frick
this but unironically, everyone can cook and rarely is any meal worth paying restaurant prices for
Why they hate Snyder so much? Some of his movies are ass, but Watchmen and Dawn of the dead are kino
It's a forced meme because Hollywood is still malding about the entire population of India forcing them to release a dumb movie audiences wanted instead of ESG-slop.
Barbie movie had a dig at the Snyder Cut that literally makes no sense whatsoever. Greta Gerwig said in an interview that she had written a joke there about people arguing over the multiple cuts of Blade Runner, which actually makes sense and is funny, but one of the other writers threw it out and put in the Justice League line instead.
Have you seen Rebel Moon? What a stinker!
>Watchmen
Absolutely not. He's never once directed anything of note.
I would like a glass of water please. Room temperature tap is fine.
Water and spit, heard chef.
One can of unopened, unshaken coke please.
Can't serve that indoors because it's a health hazard. But I'll happily accommodate you with a free dessert after your Alfredo with my cum mixed in.
someone post the Being a Chef is Hard meme
>WHO THE FRICK ORDERED VERY WELL DONE TOAST
>DO THEY KNOW HOW FRICKING HARD IT IS
>customer orders a 1-scoop ice cream
WHERE DA FAK IS CONES AT
>go to steak joint
>order rare medium
>order comes out medium rare
>send it back
>gunfire ringing out in the back
>waitress comes out gutted and flops to the floor dead
>steak is thrown back into the middle of the dining room
>black smoke coming from the kitchen
Whole place went down in 20 seconds. Some chefs can’t handle it
>tfw the hooker orders one cheeseburger, no avant deconsturcted bullshit
Being a chef = a metaphor for holocaust concentration camps
>nephew says hes hungry
>storm into the kitchen and scream FOUR CHICKEN TENDIES RIGHT FRICKING NOW
civilians would never understand
i hate forced memes but i hate homosexual chefs and moron kitchen c**ts even more, hope all your drugs have large quantities of fentanyl in them 😉
>ay bear lemmie ask you somethin, this restaurant of your's....you burn local?
>AY SAUL LEMMIE TELL YOU SOMETHIN MAN IT AINT, LIKE IT WUZ BEFORE
Were any of you homos aware this is based on a real restaurant?
no
what
no way
>coomer's corner
Burgers named after metal bands. So chuddish: https://kumascorner.com/menu/
huh
wow
What sort of weeb calls it a kuma in English script?
>BTFOs pretentious chefs
I want pre-bog Anya back
I will never forgive the israelites for this
Really? You'd forgiven them for porn, online dating, information control via visual media, sociopathic land-ownership tendencies, and rampant genital mutilation (ritualistically fetishized) if Anya wasn't a crackhead?
I love these civilian memes, it'll never get old.