>mfw a civvie comes into my restaurant and asks if I can leave off the pickles
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>mfw a civvie comes into my restaurant and asks if I can leave off the pickles
>mfw a civvie comes into my restaurant and asks if I can leave off the pickles
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Times you acted like the Bear: I make buttered toast for myself sometimes
>HOW LONG WAS I SUPPOSE TO TOAST THE TOAST FOR??? AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>ALRIGHT CHEFS WE ARE FIRING TWO PIECES OF TOAST, TWO SCRAMBLED EGGS, AND A CUP OF COFFEE ASAP
I NEED THOSE WALKING, PLEASE AND THANK YOU
YES CHEF!!!
CHEF THE TOAST IS READY!
TWO TOAST ALL DAY CHEF
ALL DAY? I CAN'T DO THAT I'LL GET PTSD!!
>ALRIGHT LISTEN UP CHEFS WE ARE 86ING THE WONDERBREAD, IF ANYONE ORDERS TOAST USE THE WHOLE GRAIN BREAD IN THE WALK IN PLEASE, THANK YOU CHEFS!
BLOODY HELL, THAT TOAST IS BLACKER THAN THE MAN WHO CAME IN LAST WEEK AND ASKED IF WE SERVED CHITLINS
>worked at philly cheesesteak place
>told to take out trash
>crossing parking lot with overstuffed trash
>bag bursts
>throw empty bag in dumpster
>go back in
>hope nobody notices 40 lbs garbage in middle of parking lot
>they don't
>seagulls eat it, wind blows it away over the week
What if I ask him where tf is my ketchup on my burger? How’d he react?
Why is this dysgenic israelite being pushed so hard as what’s hot? It only started happening after Israel bombed Gaza.
Because le big arms and scribble tattoos are hot to zoomer women these days
>not fat
already top 40% in US
>has muscle tone
top 10% now
>trendy tatoos, presentation, lighting, pump before camera
wa la le top 1% model
>miles teller
>pete davidson
>tim chalamet
ugly shilled israelites come in waves
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THEY ARE PAYING ME MONEY TO COOK I AM GOING FRICKING INSANE
I thought he worked in a sandwich shop
why's he working at the stove?
israeli people are naturally drawn to ovens. Like moths to a flame.
I'm not no b***h
>a civvie asked me today why his soup and sandwich took 50 minutes even though we were practically empty
they just don't get it do they?
why is the diversity sitting on the food prep area? need that israelite guy from bar show to shut this shit hole down for unsanitary conditions.
This was before he whipped the place into shape
Oh so the show is about a makeover thing? I like those. I just might watch it.
>mfw I make my own food and haven't been to a restaurant in years
you're a gay.
sorry not sorry
He looks like an AI image of himself
>rich people made me get a loan and open a restaurant
>time for my revenge
Hate rich people murder porn so much, a useless release valve for the masses
the masses don't give a shit, that's by lefties for lefties, especially closeted lefties
>Fricks up the restaurant on open day, got stuck in the freezer like a b***h
>Seethes at his cousin for wanting him to have a cute gf
>Autist rage because he actually stepped up and fixed the resturant
What a fricking b***h
>customer requests cheese on toast
AHHHH I CAN'T FRICKING TAKE I'M GOING INSANE IT YOU CIVVIES WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND
IT'S FRICKING RAW
Ramsay is so fricking soft now. He barely even raises his voice or swears in any of his shows, Hell's Kitchen is pretty much it and even then it is way toned down. He can't even stick his hand in a rotting pile of meat without getting sick on the spot anymore
the man is like 75 years old now, cut him some slack
He's 60 and apparently recently had a 6th kid with his wife
Surprising that Hell's Kitchen is even still going.
Imagine being 60 and having to raise an autismo lmao
Is his wife also middle aged or is there some massive age gap? Women stop being fertile at like 40 max.
His wife is 49, so she's 10+ years younger but still fertile enough to pop them out
Just checked, she's 49 and he's 57. Some women are fertile into their 50's.
I know it's too late but this meme should be about his coworkers. They always scream at each other for being lazy or stupid, not the customers
There are literally no customers in the vast majority of the show until like the final episode of season 2 when it's opening night, I dislike this meme because Carmy is the only guy trying to behave like a professional and run a working kitchen while the rest of the staff are a bunch of jerkoffs who could care less
homie is making FRICKING SAMMICHIZ and acts like it's haute cuisine. fricking moron, make me a philly cheese steak and shut the frick up with your fricking jambalaya mousse homosexual ass brioche fricking fruity bullshit
I'm torn on these threads because Restaurants are a waste of damn time and money but also I recognize that channers hate them because they're broke and the idea of paying $50 for something and not knowing if it's going to suck is already their other hobby: video games.
But you cant pirate a steak dinner
I've had Black folk show up selling clearly stolen meat door-to-door for an extreme discount.
That's kind of close.
Not really. Stealing isn't the same thing.
The problem with tipping is who gets the money
Do you go to a restaurant for small talk, getting your coffee refilled? Or do you go there for food?
Who should get the money after a great meal, the person who cooked it or the person who showed you to your seat?
Small talk and a semi-private place to sit down and chill
If I wanted food I'd cook it myself or get fast food.
If I'm in a restaurant I'm spending time with friends.
If you had friends, you would just invite them to your apartment (we all know you don't have a house)
Mortgagegay here.
Frick cleaning my house.
Frick fighting my gay neighbors about the street being parked up.
Frick having my smoker pals ash all over my deck.
Frick cooking for large groups.
Frick choosing what music to play.
Frick getting tired of my pals and then having to chase their autistic asses out by slapping my thighs and going "WELP" half a dozen times
Well worth the 300% upcharge to just go to a bar with a patio, let some 19 year old waitress with a mulatto toddler and a coke problem pretend to flirt with us, maybe play a little air hockey, and then frick off back home.
Yeah I'm not cooking for four people
The server's tip out to the dishwasher, kitchen, hostesses, bus-boys, and bar.
>tfw you're just tryin to make some donuts and your dumbass boss keeps telling you to do your job
civvies just wouldn't get it
>SYDNEY YOU DUMB BLACK prostitute I TOLD YOU THAT DOGSHIT STEAMING PILE OF SHIT DISH YOU CALL DARE CALL A RISOTTO WASNT FRICKING READY AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FIVE EVERYTHING WE HAVE RIGHT FRICKING NOW
how did he get away with it?
>A civvie comes into my FINE DINING ESTABLISHMENT
>"Can I get the number 3... no pickles please"
>I can feel the rage building up inside of me, my blood was boiling. I was a cannon ready to explode
>hyper veins
>rapidly receding hairline
>redder than a fricking indian
>super aggressive
tren, hgh, what else?
would a civvie even know what to do in this situation?
asian people are really vile, korean food in particular is just like, shit they dredged up in a big net from a swamp, and fried chicken. and I like seafood.
Tbh if I could knock 6 kids into this woman I would also do so