>mfw I kicked that stupid map

>mfw I kicked that stupid map

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I would have gotten violently angry if I was in Heather's position and he revealed he threw away the map.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If you were Heather I would have already violently attacked you for being a controlling c**t.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I remember first watching this movie when I was a kid. This scene filled me with dread. That's when you realize it's all hopeless. It doesn't really hold up, by the way.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your opinion doesn't hold up, homosexual.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It doesn't really hold up, by the way.
      why not

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        motion sickness for one

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >he gets motion sickness from a movie
          KWAB

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Works on my hardware

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The film worked so well back then because of the viral hype they built around it.
        They created websites filled with bs blairwitch lore because they knew people would go online to research. Then there was that (mock)umentary that was treated as fact about the missing film students and the weird shit that went on in those woods.
        It was the first time this had been done using the internet and tv to build hype in such a way. Without all that buildup the effect is diminished. Leading up to the film people thought it was actual found footage.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I never saw any of the online marketing gimmicks. Still loved the film, which is one of the most influential of all time. It literally created the found-footage genre.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It literally created the found-footage genre.
            It didn't thoughbeit, The Connection (1961) was the first.
            Blair witch wasn't even the first well known horror movie to do it, Cannibal Holocaust (1980) was

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              I think you know full well what people mean by that and just like being “that guy”.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I never saw any of the online marketing gimmicks.
            I did and it added to the effect of the film on people because you could hear people discussing the movie and what they heard about it before it started playing. This usually never happens in a theater.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >This scene filled me with dread. That's when you realize it's all hopeless.
      same. it's the point they realize the situation is unwinnable.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes it does, you're just a homosexual and likely moronic also

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nah it holds up just watched it like 2 years ago

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It doesn't really hold up, by the way.
      smug basedjak at computer.jpg

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Go fricking drown yourself you tasteless piece of trash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I've rewatched it every Halloween for about 15 years and it still holds up.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I found this one more unsettling than the original

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the sequel a lot , shame the goth chick didn’t get her breasts out

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        very attractive phenotype

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I like the sequel a lot , shame the goth chick didn’t get her breasts out

        very attractive phenotype

        Dangerously attractive.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The redhead Wiccan is hotter.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        [...]
        Dangerously attractive.

        i've seen her boobies

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yuck. I don't get the appeal of goths

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It doesn't really hold up, by the way.
      I know.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Since they were lost in a forest with no landmarks, how would a map have helped? Were special trees marked? Was the spooky house on that map? Couldn't they find a river to determine north or use the sun to determine west? If they had the map, would that have stopped them from going on spooky circles?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Couldn't they find a river to determine north or use the sun to determine west?
      They did. Why do homosexuals who haven't watched try to join the conversation?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I did watch it, it was just forgettable is all

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          At best, you watched a youtube recapp. You dishonest little homosexual.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It would be dishonest of me to say that

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because you didn't watch it at all.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I did though

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Since they were lost in a forest with no landmarks, how would a map have helped? Were special trees marked? Was the spooky house on that map? Couldn't they find a river to determine north or use the sun to determine west? If they had the map, would that have stopped them from going on spooky circles?

        >It doesn't really hold up, by the way.
        why not

        I remember first watching this movie when I was a kid. This scene filled me with dread. That's when you realize it's all hopeless. It doesn't really hold up, by the way.

        https://i.imgur.com/x4Y89xa.jpeg

        >mfw I kicked that stupid map

        why would a map matter? they could just use google maps on their phones

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I hope you don’t lost in the woods

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. another dead body found in the spring

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's supposed to be ambiguous duh. Only major hole is that they didn't just follow the river

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        See

        They were already trapped in an endless forest dimension by that point.

        . They were supernaturally trapped in an endless loop by the witch.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah I get it but part of the movies brilliance and authentic feel is it leaves room for them to just be lost. There's nothing in the film that actually confirms anything supernatural going on

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No RLM says that the two guys were going to rape and kill Heather from the beginning. There was no supernatural element.

            The house they go into at the end shouldn’t exist. The official canon for the movie is that their footage and cameras were found buried in the foundation of the Rustin Parr house one year after they disappeared. It’s explicitly supernatural.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It’s also worth noting that they went back for some reshoots after the movie was picked up by Artisan with some more explicitly paranormal alternate endings filmed. Ultimately they decided that the 'in the corner' ending was still the most effective.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              It’s also worth noting that they went back for some reshoots after the movie was picked up by Artisan with some more explicitly paranormal alternate endings filmed. Ultimately they decided that the 'in the corner' ending was still the most effective.

              of course it's supernatural but the film works because it never shows it, so it feels real from beginning to end. Point being you never see anything in the film that's incompatible with reality

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Well they do hear the ghostly laughs of children and something is pounding on their tent in the one scene. Plus the bloody bundle that was left by their tent when Josh disappears.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                right, but it's still plausible it's just people fricking with them, like irl it was the directors with a boombox playing kid sounds. imo the movie wouldn't be what it is if they didn't frick up the shot that was supposed to show the witch. the tension is never released and you're constantly scanning the environment trying to get a glimpse of something but also hoping you don't it's just great

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No RLM says that the two guys were going to rape and kill Heather from the beginning. There was no supernatural element.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This never made any sense. They didn’t lure Heather out there. The whole documentary was her idea.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Not exactly a slam dunk. If you want to go for the murder plot theory the film being her idea doesn't really negate it. Could have easily got the idea after agreeing to it

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah but this

                [...]
                The house they go into at the end shouldn’t exist. The official canon for the movie is that their footage and cameras were found buried in the foundation of the Rustin Parr house one year after they disappeared. It’s explicitly supernatural.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                That was a retcon. RLM talks about it in detail. The house could just be a legend.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No that’s not true.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Those guys are not smart enough to act like they're lost for that long.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Didn't creators already say that was bs

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Most gen xers hate supernatural horror and try to make everything into a slasher.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shove your generalisations up your ass, zoomie

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They crossed a river, walked in a straight line all day, and then were back at the same river. They were fricked no matter what.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Crossed the river

          Why wouldnt they just follow the river? You could conceivably get turned around in a forest

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Ah, you're being an argumentative homosexual. Sorry, I forgot where I was for a second there. Carry on with your shitposting.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's right though? Those gays were amateurs and it's very easy to think you're going in a straight line in a forest but actually you're going in a curve.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Samegayging this hard lmao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Just take the L bro stop being so pathetic

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Just take the L
                Black person zoomer speak

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah that's what you are.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >would that have stopped them from going on spooky circles?
      No, but it gave them hope that they'd be able to find their way out eventually. The map getting thrown away is basically accepting that they're trapped there forever.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The map was just a symbol that they knew what they were doing. They were already doomed by now. The map was useless. Based Guy knew

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.They should have prayed to Jesus Christ to save them from the satanic witch.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This actually happened to me in the woods once and I'm not bullshitting, I got on my knees and prayed and the path just opened up like magic where before I was just going in circles. Shit's legit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >find a river to determine north
      does Cinemaphile think rivers only flow in one direction?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You should see some of the morons at Cinemaphile.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one said anything about north moron, rivers do only flow in one direction though, try and figure out how that would help you leave the forest

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Suppose if it had topography on it and the characters weren't moronic they could find their way. And it took place in Maryland. How do you get lost in such a small state? If you have a compass literally just pick a direction and you'll run into civilization within at least a day or two's walk.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        have a nice day

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fishtank season 0 was wild

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being dumb enough to not follow the next river when you're lost in the wild

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >It's a dumb frick reddit zoomer episode

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You've just listed 2nd most common way lost people die in the wilderness - going down an unknown stream or trying to find one in the first place, running circles and dying out of exposure, getting further and further away from actual help
      The first is just exposure, but this one is exposure with (literal) extra steps.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's the dumbest post i've read today, congrats

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Just stop posting. Forever.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that's the dumbest post i've read today, congrats

          >t. 2nd lieutenants currently dying of hyperthermia

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thanks for reminding me of being the gunner and RTO for my PL that constantly got lost. We were the recon platoon and i had to explain how we were going the exact opposite direction. moron tried to use a compass in the commanders hatch of a stryker. Using a compass when you're on top of a 40 ton chunk of metal? That'll work!.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              doesnt the stryker have a gps/its own compass?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              hah get fricked recon gays

              THIS was living the high life

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Not in small semi-rural states in the US it isn't, and they aren't going to die looking for a stream if they already found one

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I went to where the movie was filmed (Burkittsville Maryland).

    Had they just walked in a straight path for 5 miles in any direction they would've eventually hit a road or a small town.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Had they just walked in a straight path for 5 miles
      Did you miss the part where they do walk in a straight path and they're looping? It's a major part of the movie.
      >dude, why didn't they just leave the woods?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He's just another moronic reddit zoomer wiener sucker

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tons of people traveling in a "straight" line in the forest end up deviating majorly from their path. Having to constantly navigate around obstacles without a compass for reference will get you off-track eventually

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah but shit like just going due east with the rising sun in rural Maryland would be more than enough to eventually get to civilization, much less physically following a river. It was sick shit, Satanic black magic.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It was sick shit, Satanic black magic.
            This. Fricking queers.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All they had to do was ask for God to intervene.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Had they just walked in a straight path for 5 miles in any direction they would've eventually hit a road or a small town.
      The VVitch controls space and time in that area. she was maknig them walk in circles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Had they just walked in a straight path for 5 miles in any direction they would've eventually hit a road or a small town.
      I went camping with my dumb ass druggie 2nd cousin last summer. we were by a lake and he went into the woods to look for something. 30 min later all I could hear was
      >ANON
      >ANON

      he was maybe 200 feet from the lake and I pissed myself laughing as quietly as I could for 20 min letting him think he was lost. and yeah reason I went camping with him was cause he promised he was clean.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Witch twisted the reality. Didn't you see the movie. They walked south all day and ended up in the same spot

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Silly anon, there was no witch. Didn't you know?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I went to where the movie was filmed (Burkittsville Maryland).
      liarrrrrrrrrrrr

      >Myrick and Sánchez didn't film the Black Hills Forest portion of the movie in Burkittsville because it doesn't have a Black Hills Forest (those sequences were shot in Patapsco Valley State Park).They didn't even find real Burkittsville residents for the testimonials from "Burkittsville residents" -- those were shot back in Germantown. But even an establishing shot has staying power, as those directly and tangentially tied to The Blair Witch Project would eventually discover.

      https://www.thrillist.com/entertainment/nation/blair-witch-project-true-story-burkittsville-maryland

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Annoymous

    I love this film but this dude kicking the map is probably the weakest part of the story.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The witch made him do it, unironically.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Annoymous

        >probably the weakest part of the story.
        filtered

        The idea that the witch did it makes it even weaker than the idea of him doing it cause he's a dumb teen

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >teen

          • 2 weeks ago
            Annoymous

            Early twenties/Late teens same shit.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >17 is the same as 22
              moron.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Annoymous

                Your definitely under 25 if you think 22 year-olds are any smarter than teens.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm almost 40. If you didn't do some growing up over those 5 years you did it or are doing it wrong. Fricking infantilised zoomers

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >almost 40
                >still here
                Doesn't sound like you grew up at all, loser.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Gen x and y made Cinemaphile, kiddo. You'll be "old" sooner than you think.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                L O S E R
                O
                S
                E
                R

                KWAB

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Wastes his prime years here instead of going out
                Yep you'll be here forever.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You just wait homosexual, this is the last website in the world

              • 2 weeks ago
                Annoymous

                Kids are dumb af. Doesn't matter if they are 22 or 17

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >af
                I can only assume you're talking from the position of a child. 22 year olds really shouldn't be considered "kids"

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People who don't end sentences with punctuation don't get to have opinions.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Annoymous

                If they aren't kids why do they act like them then? No adult is gonna say 22 year-olds are smart unless their trying to be cool and down with the kids.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Because each generation is more infantilised than the last. Its not about trying to be cool or down with the kids or whatever the frick. Culturally we've developed this prolonged adolescence but that doesn't mean a 22 year old isn't a grown man, sure he's a young man but of he hasn't developed at all from 5 years earlier than there's something wrong.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >than there's

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yep, I made a typo. Now you can disregard my argument and pretend there's no difference between 15 and 25.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No. A typo is when you mistakenly press the wrong key. You don't know the difference because you think that there book lernin' is fer gays!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                He got one letter wrong. The E is close to the A on a kayboerd.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Is he your boyfriend? No? Then stop defending him homosexual. Wasn't your dad around to teach you how men act?

                I'm sitting here typing on my phone but if that narrative gives you some pleasure, enjoy.

                >admitting to being cancer
                Yeah, I guess it would be hard to learn to operate a computer when you can't even figure out the difference between "than" and "then". Fricking hillbilly.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Wasn't your dad around to teach you how men act?
                You're squabbling on a Laotian Fishnet Trading Forum over a spelling error...

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >...
                More female behavior.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Stay mad kid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >everything is about feelings
                More female behavior.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm sitting here typing on my phone but if that narrative gives you some pleasure, enjoy.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Annoymous

                A 22 year old is still dumb enough to kickaway a map. I mean really people in their early 20s look and act like teenagers. Maybe back in the olden days 22 year-olds were married with kids and a house but those olden days are long over and aren't coming back.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People can do the dumbest shit if they are low on blood sugar and stressed out with a weak psyche. Just look at all the old people who go and get themselves killed in national parks because they get lost a mile from the trail and die. It's not from a lack of age and maturity it's lack of experience, skill and a level head.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Annoymous

                This is getting absurd. I think that the more obvious reason is because he is young and dumb. Saying he did it because of low blood sugar and a bunch of other shit is a stretch.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I guess you've never been out hiking a lot but I've seen people saying they just need to tie their shoes and the rest of us go ahead and then drop down and fall asleep on the ground. Or drop their backpack on the trail and say they'll come back for it later. We just had them eat a candy bar and they were fine both times. It's no joke. People can make extremely irrational decisions if they are tired and starving.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Annoymous

                I go hiking all the time. The only time I made a mistake like that was I went the total opposite way after stopping for 20 minutes. However I was stoned out of my mind. From a narrative and story writing perspective as well as the way it is protrayed in this film. I would presume the guy did it because he was dumb and pissed off. That is the simplest and most logical answer.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah people who are tired and malnourished tend to be irritable and make bad decision. Blood sugar is a major factor in that behavior is all I'm saying. It can make someone act like a completely different person.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Annoymous

                >Blood sugar is a major factor in that behavior is all I'm saying. It can make someone act like a completely different person
                I mean I've gone on a 10 mile hike whilst on the 2nd day of a fast but maybe I'm just built different.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                10 miles is basically nothing so that makes sense. That's a 2-3 hour stroll or something. I'm talking about being actually exhausted and deprived of nutrition.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Annoymous

                I don't think the kids in that film had been out there for more than a few days when they lost the map. I mean they wouldn't have hiked much more than 20 - 30 miles in 3 days off trail.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Ok i'm done with this back and forth. I understand your perspective but let's just accept they are some art kids who crumbled under the pressure and their lack of experience and preparation made them act moronic.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Annoymous

                Yeah, yeah I mean i think only on Cinemaphile can such a minor point end up with a conversation this long.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                People of any age can act like morons.
                >Maybe back in the olden days 22 year-olds were married with kids and a house but those olden days are long over and aren't coming back.
                You never know what's going to happen. No one is forcing you to stagnate for a decade. When I was 22 I got my first house and was working as a night shift team leader. There was nothing special about me. I'm sure there are 22 year olds born after me who have achieved far more by that point.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Annoymous

                Most 22 year olds are morons. Doing what society tells you to do isn't a sign of intelligence either. Just a basic ability to follow instructions.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Most 22 year olds are morons.
                Because you say so? Including the ones of previous generations who were supporting a wife and family? Or current ones who were driven to achieve something?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Annoymous

                >Because you say so? Including the ones of previous generations who were supporting a wife and family?
                They literally had higher IQs back then. We are like 30 iq points down from where people were in the late 19th century. Its all the result of dysgenic trends caused by the industrial revolution. Also a small exception in a data set quite obviously doesn't disprove a larger trend.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Maybe you are. Like I said before, no one is forcing you to stagnate for a decade. israelites might push for this extended infantilisation but it's ultimately your decision to view yourself as a moronic kid when you're actually a grown man.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Annoymous

                Someone's clearly 22, lamo.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I'm almost 40. If you didn't do some growing up over those 5 years you did it or are doing it wrong. Fricking infantilised zoomers

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              HE WAS ONLY 26 YEARS OLD YOU SICK FRICK! LITERALLY A CHILD!

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                lel

              • 2 weeks ago
                Annoymous

                Ermm your a perv and a total zero for bringing this up.... yikes

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              He's 48 and a survival instructor

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How? The entire idea of the film is that the witch is a supernatural being. In the context of the film it's not a stretch to believe it may have some mind control powers.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Annoymous

            Yeah but that's just your headcannon. It's not like the guy was portrayed as being smart.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >probably the weakest part of the story.
      filtered

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >itt: zoomers who were born decade after it premiered and never actually saw it insist it "holds up"
    >while calling others dishonest, no less

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I saw it in the cinema, with mum.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if you're lost in the woods without a map, do you
    1. Look at the sun and travel East/West?
    2. Find a river and follow it?

    Is there any logic to these?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Follow the stream down - it will eventually lead to a river and rivers lead to civilization

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Stay put and wait for search and rescue. If you have to move mark where you're going with stacked rocks or sticks or something so you don't get even further lost. Make lots of noise so you don't suddenly come upon animals and get attacked

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why would search and rescue come or even know where to look for them when they weren't even following a developed trail?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In real life if you're lost in a vast expanse of wilderness you're supposed to just stay put, because as you move you're exponentially increasing the search area required to find you. It's heavily implied in the movie that they are being influenced by the witch to make dumb decisions which ultimately lead them to the house to be murdered.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They were already trapped in an endless forest dimension by that point.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    BWP was the first bootleg I ever watched and because of the shaky cam being hand-filmed from a theater I only ever watched it once because it made me physically ill. I don't know why I'm posting, I'm going back to my own time tomorrow so I guess I just wanted you to remember me a bit. See ya.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Annoymous

      >I'm going back to my own time tomorrow so I guess I just wanted you to remember me a bit. See ya.
      1999?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The cast and director are doing a convention appearance in Orlando soon. Cool they’re opening up to the movie again

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Cool they’re opening up to the movie again
      and the still being ignored by the Production companies

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This movie is fricking stupid.
    It was fricking stupid then and it's fricking stupid now.
    You're fricking stupid if you like this movie.
    Don't @ me, fricking stupid idiot.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >better put every sentence on a separate line because i'm learning disabled

    • 2 weeks ago
      Annoymous

      Ermm it created a whole genre. Your not about to tell me that found footage movies are stupid now are ye?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        His not?

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder:

    Studios always fricking things up.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What movie?

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >all the fat nerds with diabeetus talking about blood sugar

    lmao

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does it matter if he got rid of the map? They already lost, they were in the witch dimension

    Its like complaining someone got rid of your snorkel when youre already 100 ft underwater

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >WHAT IS THE GOD-DAMN HOLDUP MR. SOBEL?
    >A witch, sir! Um, God... a Blair witch!

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      Anonymous
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      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Oh, that dog just ain't gonna hunt. Now, you burn that witch and get this goddamn platoon on the move.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >dig massive hole near a river
    >start a massive forest fire
    >laugh as witch burns to death and is sent to hell

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Was heather safer with men or a bear in the forest?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Witch wildcard, upends the whole deal. Damn contrarian witches

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe witch can't control bears and they would rip her to SHREDS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The men she was with were her FWB (as is implied by the whiskey scene at the hotel.) They loved her in their own way. They would never hurt her.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >not the heckin mapperino !

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are the sequels worth watching? I usually hate horror but I loved this movie. Well, I wouldn't even classify this as horror. It was such a unique film. I don't know anything about the sequels but I get the vibe they are less special.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Book of Shadows is an extremely flawed sequel with some good ideas and it’s good for some late 90s nostalgia. Blair Witch 2016 is terrible.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      sequels are not good and barely related. if you're the type to watch any old horror shit you might enjoy them

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Book of shadows was completely different but had some cool ideas and wasn't bad for what it is. Some meta before it was common. That zoomer Blair witch was homosexual shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Despite being universally panned Blair Witch 2 is probably one of my favorite psychological horror films. I heard that the producers were constantly interfering with what the director was trying to achieve. Blair Witch 3 was unimaginative garbage, literally just a remake of the first movie but you get to see the witch at the end.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it doesn’t help that it was cranked out in less than a year after the original movie.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Watch all the mocumentaries about the film. The Burketsville 7 is the only one I can remember. If you search it on IMDB you should be able to find the rest of them.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Curse of the Blair Witch is the name of the companion mocumentary that aired on Sci-Fi shortly before the movie came out.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Blair Witch is the most entertaining and effective the first time you watch it. It's a real fun movie to introduce people to if they haven't seen it and don't know anything about it.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I always figured they were no longer in their own reality from when they find the three cairns stacked outside their tent.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is this film so fricking comfy?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's from a better time, before zoomers

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The beginning where they're actually shooting the documentary is so comfy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        like a horse's fur

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man I just checked out some clips all the way to the ending, I cannot believe how affecting the ending still is. Hair raising, felt my blood pressure rise and heartbeat quicken. What a movie.

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    first saw it on ifc in 2014 when it was 15 and I was almost 12 and it did creep me out some but thought it was more cool. I like that it just seems like a video recorded in real life. Paranormal activity comes close but for some reason Blair witch just has that realness. The promoting for it was pretty cool and part 2 is pretty bad but fun and is pretty 2000. 3 was ok but like most other found footage ones.

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If I was in that forest with my drinking buddies, it wouldn't have went down like it did.

    There would have been a lot of witch blood in that house and then me saying "OK, we're going to hold a raging kegger here. Don't worry."

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >OUTTA MY WAY WITCH FRICKING SHITS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"OK, we're going to hold a raging kegger here. Don't worry."
      Based. I bet the witch would have come out to get slammed both alcoholically and physically.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ZOG propaganda to make goyim afraid of nature
    >NOOOOOO GOY DONT GET IN TUNE WITH YOUR ARYAN HERITAGE STAY AWAY FROM THE HECKIN FOREST ITS WHERE HECKIN SATAN DWELLS! STAY IN THE ~~*BIG CITY*~~ THATS THE ONLY PLACE YOU CAN FEEL SAFE!

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Bit of a stretch. Witches are western cultural folklore, this movie only starts Whites, it's White culture. You would only believe that message to be the takeaway if you thought witches were real and magical. You don't believe that right?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Forget it anon it's Cinemaphile

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >You would only believe that message to be the takeaway if you thought witches were real and magical. You don't believe that right?
        We can't be too careful

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    every girl I watched this with hated the woman in the movie
    also not sure if it's related but I got laid every time I watched this with a girl
    loved this movie

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >every girl I watched this with hated the woman in the movie
      Why?

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    For me, it's the Blair Thumb.

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A homie like me would have built my own symbols and put them in a straight path and just walk straight for as long as possible because the only way Im not getting out of the forest eventually is 1. I get off the path and 2. Im being looped by some magical prostitute. In the second case Ill see the landmarks that I made

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They had no idea where they were on the map and there were no landmarks so it was useless anyway.

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I saw this movie when I was 12. my older cousins had a ratty ass tape covered in dirt and told me they found it in the woods. shit scared the hell out of me and I couldn't sleep for the rest of the week until my mom got my cousins to come tell me that's it just a movie and that they're all actors and they're all still alive. it was truly a different time.
    thanks for reading my blog

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomies get confused about this movie because they think the internet didn't exist until after 2010.

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