The funny thing about this is that rusanglogermcucks, no matter what continent they migrate to, are phonetically deficient and have a hard time pronouncing things in the right way. I guess that’s what happens when you are an Asian migrant that gets taught a new language using words, grammar, and letters alien to you.
All names made up by rusanglogermcucks betray a phonetic deficiency. Much like reading a story written by a Chinese author who names a western character in a peculiar way that makes you see a cultural gap. Europeans see the same thing in all anglophone literature.
why are you pretending it's silly that they pronounce it like it's spelled and expecting them to know the highly truncated modern pronunciation of some English county that's entirely irrelevant and unheard of besides the sauce named after it?
why are you pretending it's silly that they pronounce it like it's spelled and expecting them to know the highly truncated modern pronunciation of some English county that's entirely irrelevant and unheard of besides the sauce named after it?
Worcestershire
Worce
Ster
Shire
What part is truncated?
I blame experimental reading programs in the 90s that abandoned phonics and the ability to sound things out. Or most people are just moronic in a way that isn't fixable.
The funny thing about this is that rusanglogermcucks, no matter what continent they migrate to, are phonetically deficient and have a hard time pronouncing things in the right way. I guess that’s what happens when you are an Asian migrant that gets taught a new language using words, grammar, and letters alien to you.
The names that Tolkien used in the books weren’t even the real names you moron. He adapted them for anglophones.
All names made up by rusanglogermcucks betray a phonetic deficiency. Much like reading a story written by a Chinese author who names a western character in a peculiar way that makes you see a cultural gap. Europeans see the same thing in all anglophone literature.
Sam’s actual name is “ Banazîr Galbasi.”
that's only the hobbit names, dunningkruger-san
It's not your fault you werent born white. How long have you been seething bro it's time to let go
>rusanglogermcucks
Seek meds
Kys Balkan mongrel
This was typed by an American, i.e. someone who cannot even properly speak his first language.
Obsessed. Americans this, Americans that. Chill out you dork.
it's pronounced Eh-Ruh-Gawrn, you bong frick
GRY-MAH
Aragorn is pronounced Aragorn. Do bongs think it's pronounced Ahragohn or something because they can't pronounce A or R correctly?
I called him Aragon as a kid
my father, over 80, calls him Argon.
Go drink a "baddlea waddah"
Why would you assume I'm from Boston? It's a boddul of wadder, dummy.
In Tolkien’s pronunciation, Aragorn is pronounced [ɾ], a sound that most English speakers cannot produce without a bit of practice.
I've never heard of anyone unable to pronounce it. This sounds like made up shit.
>i am an expert in a constructed and therefore meaningless language whose phonological rules don't matter at all
>I'm an American, I'm an expert on how people talk in the U.K. even though I've never been there. Let me educate you on the country you live in.
He was Argorn to me and my friends as kids
>s-a-m
>Golem and Smegal
>mfw a eurocuck can't go a single thread without mentioning us
rusanglogermcucks aren’t European tho
Yes they are you Gypsy
Nope. And I’m not a rusanglogermcuck.
>Book is written by an English man
>NNNOOO THATS NOT HOW YOU SAY IT
Amercians
>war-chore-chesty-shire sauce
Englanders
>wuster sauce
I just call it Lea and Perrins
Next time don't spell your irrelevant town names with 20 extra letters you don't pronounce for whatever reason
why are you pretending it's silly that they pronounce it like it's spelled and expecting them to know the highly truncated modern pronunciation of some English county that's entirely irrelevant and unheard of besides the sauce named after it?
it's not truncated. If you call it "wooster" you're pronouncing it just as wrong as the moron hick that calls it wash-yer-sister or whatever.
Worcestershire
Worce
Ster
Shire
What part is truncated?
I blame experimental reading programs in the 90s that abandoned phonics and the ability to sound things out. Or most people are just moronic in a way that isn't fixable.
worce-ster truncated into worcster, there's no e
and shire is not sher
>whats-yer-sister
>Frodoberg and Samwisestein
Hoe-beet
You from middle earth bro?
Yes.
saoww-ron
saroo-mahn
nahhs-ghoul
palen-teer
oz-gilly-ith
minas-teer-eth
kaza-doom
Morrrrrrrrrrrrrrdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Saurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrron
Gallllllladrrrrrrrrriel
LEGO-lass
>GAHH-LUM
Even when the character repeats his name throughout 2 entire films, they still can't get it right.
see
gallon
goal-loom
"The Meeyur of Gayladriel"
>ITS DAT DERE SUMb***h ARGON
>RIDE OUT WIT' ME ARGON! YYYYEEEHHHAAARRR!!!
>MUSTARD THE ROAREM
>Rides out of Helms Deep firing six shooters into the air
>ein-steen
isn't this kinda antisemitic?
>I'M CALLIN' YER THEORY OUT EIN-STEEN
POH TAY TOES
By nightfall these hills will be swomming with awks
What’s with all of the Reddit threads on Cinemaphile today?