>Mfw reading about the 39-minute unsimulated sex scene in Oppenheimer knowing my 89-year old Grandma has asked me to take her to see it
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>Mfw reading about the 39-minute unsimulated sex scene in Oppenheimer knowing my 89-year old Grandma has asked me to take her to see it
>oppenheimer finishes after a minute
>jump cut to fat man explosion
That‘s literally the ending of munich
sounds kino
Yeah your 89 year old grandma knew about the scene before asking
It's like the sex scene in Naked Gun, except all the footage it cuts to is horrific scenes from Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
You think your grandma has never had sex before?
My grandmas a virgin unlike your prostitute grandma
My grandmother actually was an unironic prostitute. She’s also a complete psycho and by far the worst person I’ve ever met, haven’t seen her in years.
Digits and OP gets a theatre handjob from his grandma
Did she have big breasts?
I wanna see granny big breasts give me em please
hahahaha anon's gran is literally a prostitute
Your grandma wants to see Cillian’s sexual prowess on the big screen. Don’t deprive her in her last days.
>oppenheimer bangs jean in bed
>he yells "OP" with every thrust
>"OP."
>"OP OP OP."
>he cums
>"OPPENHEIMER STYLE."
>rolls off of jean
>a masked figure rises from the chair next to bed
>"I'll have what she's having."
>masked figure uncloaks himself to reveal he's albert einstein
>wanted to take grandma to Barbie
>it's explicitly about gender politics / feminism
frick
>wanted to take grandpa to Oppenheimer
>it has "prolonged full nudity" and sex scenes
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING HELLLLL
>Now I am become wiener, destroyer of pussy.
>Watch Oppenheimer with grandmother
>50 minute sex scene with Florence Pug
>Grandma starts raping faster than Eminem
how do you have sex for 50 minutes?
With Florence Pig's body it's easy.
you have to plap that dusty grunny anon
>he climaxes on her face
>they share a few moments of intense eye contact
>suddenly, oppenheimer becomes very interested in the lines of semen on her face
>time slows down
>a pattern emerges
>mindblown.gif
>he runs off into the next room
>confused, florence wraps herself in a sheet and follows him
>he's standing, naked, before a giant chalkboard
>he erases a single line
>he turns around and smiles
>hiroshima explodes in a fiery apocalypse
>cum
>wait...
>c-
>-m
>mc
>u...
>rhymes with cubed
>whats less than cubed... squared
>cum is like pee...
>pee rhymes with... e
>e equals m... c... squared...
Kino
pee is stored in the balls
She just wants to see some asiatics fry again.
My le wiener…. It…. Le fricked people???
>no cgi was used for the slow-motion ejaculation scene, which is the movie's centerpiece instead of the trinity detonation
bravo nolan
Virgins everywhere ITT
Do you think grandpeople haven't had sex before? You know all your parents and ancestors had sex right?
You know old people jerk off constantly, right?