>mfw someone doesn't recognize a quote from Spongebob S1-3

>mfw someone doesn't recognize a quote from Spongebob S1-3

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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    My girlfriend was never allowed to watch Spongebob because her mom said it was stupid.

    So I've been introducing her to some of the best episodes and she likes it I think

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      aww 🙂

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      stupidity is funny, doe

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I had to work at a Papa John's in 2017 and this 19-yr old chick there found out I liked Spingebill and would quote it often. Eventually she told me she and her bf broke up and gave me the GO GOR IT NOW look, but I wasn't about to date a teenager at 28 years old.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      lame

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you think she wanted to date 28 year old pizza worker anon? She just wanted rebound post breakup sex anon, ya blew it

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        What good would the rebound sex do for him. He would just feel more sad after the fact when he realizes she doesn’t care for him at all and is moving on to someone ‘better’. I don’t want to be given someone just for it to get taken away from me. I DONT :_(

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >What good would the rebound sex do for him
          Gayest post on Cinemaphile and there's multiple Barbie threads in the catalog

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don’t want rebound sex. I’ve had sex before and I don’t want to have it again with anyone except for a person who I’m in a committed relationship with. It hurts me, the pain HAUNTS ME IN MY SLEEP

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Don’t feel bad anon i feel the same way when its with an actual person and not someone i paid to have sex with. Regular sex makes me feel very insecure

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >but I wasn't about to date a teenager at 28 years old.
      it's way shorter to say "but i'm gay"

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      you did the right thing anon. Better to have a bearable work environment with a younger coworker friend then frick things up being a pedo.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    marge?

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starting to believe the Dead Lee Theory at this point...

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        wheres barneygay

        he lives:

        [...]

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw someone doesn't recognize that I'm referencing a joke I made in a thread that just autosaged and they think I'm schizophrenic (I am)

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      What’s it like being schizophrenic? Are you a recluse who thinks the government is watching him and lives alone off the grid in the woods somewhere? That would be based by the way

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        I live on a boat and mostly just laugh uproariously at my own shitposts on Cinemaphile and get jumpy at sounds that aren't really there.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          literally me except i dont live on a boat
          godspeed boatschizo. may every schizo make it to sea

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            I highly recommend it. The government can't take photographs of your anus if you shit in a boat toilet.

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              Someone could’ve put a hidden camera in there at some point tbh

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got called old by a zoomer for saying "formula" like mr Krabs

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      I've exclusively said "formuler" for years. SBSP still hasn't damaged my lexion as much as H*R though.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        >H*R though
        huh? though

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Homestar Runner.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            Oh no did you talk like the literal moron main character

            • 7 months ago
              Anonymous

              no, the coach

              >gud jeorb

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomerbob

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >get out of my house!
    also said by Phillip Banks
    also said by Charlie Harper

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Spongebob was/is good but it's been partially ruined by cringy zoomers online imo

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    wheres barneygay

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    cool it with the anti-semitic remarks

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn’t grow up watching spongebob because all the stupid kids watched spongebob. Not that watching spongebob made you stupid, but the stupid kids always were fans. I guess it was the earliest case of a fanbase ruining something for me because i’ve watched it and its okay, but it would’ve probably just been one more conversation piece I would’ve had

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    >redditbob Black personpants
    Only spoiled white bread crackers grew up with SpongeBob and their fancy ass cable television. I had to grow up with fricking Fox Kids and Kids WB or Arthur on PBS since all I had was network television. Every time I see people quoting old SpongeBob episodes I know they're some entitled c**t who acts smug all the time. Frickin b***h ass mother frickers

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