I had to work at a Papa John's in 2017 and this 19-yr old chick there found out I liked Spingebill and would quote it often. Eventually she told me she and her bf broke up and gave me the GO GOR IT NOW look, but I wasn't about to date a teenager at 28 years old.
What good would the rebound sex do for him. He would just feel more sad after the fact when he realizes she doesn’t care for him at all and is moving on to someone ‘better’. I don’t want to be given someone just for it to get taken away from me. I DONT :_(
I don’t want rebound sex. I’ve had sex before and I don’t want to have it again with anyone except for a person who I’m in a committed relationship with. It hurts me, the pain HAUNTS ME IN MY SLEEP
Don’t feel bad anon i feel the same way when its with an actual person and not someone i paid to have sex with. Regular sex makes me feel very insecure
What’s it like being schizophrenic? Are you a recluse who thinks the government is watching him and lives alone off the grid in the woods somewhere? That would be based by the way
I didn’t grow up watching spongebob because all the stupid kids watched spongebob. Not that watching spongebob made you stupid, but the stupid kids always were fans. I guess it was the earliest case of a fanbase ruining something for me because i’ve watched it and its okay, but it would’ve probably just been one more conversation piece I would’ve had
>redditbob Black personpants
Only spoiled white bread crackers grew up with SpongeBob and their fancy ass cable television. I had to grow up with fricking Fox Kids and Kids WB or Arthur on PBS since all I had was network television. Every time I see people quoting old SpongeBob episodes I know they're some entitled c**t who acts smug all the time. Frickin b***h ass mother frickers
My girlfriend was never allowed to watch Spongebob because her mom said it was stupid.
So I've been introducing her to some of the best episodes and she likes it I think
aww 🙂
stupidity is funny, doe
I had to work at a Papa John's in 2017 and this 19-yr old chick there found out I liked Spingebill and would quote it often. Eventually she told me she and her bf broke up and gave me the GO GOR IT NOW look, but I wasn't about to date a teenager at 28 years old.
lame
Did you think she wanted to date 28 year old pizza worker anon? She just wanted rebound post breakup sex anon, ya blew it
What good would the rebound sex do for him. He would just feel more sad after the fact when he realizes she doesn’t care for him at all and is moving on to someone ‘better’. I don’t want to be given someone just for it to get taken away from me. I DONT :_(
>What good would the rebound sex do for him
Gayest post on Cinemaphile and there's multiple Barbie threads in the catalog
I don’t want rebound sex. I’ve had sex before and I don’t want to have it again with anyone except for a person who I’m in a committed relationship with. It hurts me, the pain HAUNTS ME IN MY SLEEP
Don’t feel bad anon i feel the same way when its with an actual person and not someone i paid to have sex with. Regular sex makes me feel very insecure
>but I wasn't about to date a teenager at 28 years old.
it's way shorter to say "but i'm gay"
you did the right thing anon. Better to have a bearable work environment with a younger coworker friend then frick things up being a pedo.
marge?
Starting to believe the Dead Lee Theory at this point...
he lives:
>mfw someone doesn't recognize that I'm referencing a joke I made in a thread that just autosaged and they think I'm schizophrenic (I am)
What’s it like being schizophrenic? Are you a recluse who thinks the government is watching him and lives alone off the grid in the woods somewhere? That would be based by the way
I live on a boat and mostly just laugh uproariously at my own shitposts on Cinemaphile and get jumpy at sounds that aren't really there.
literally me except i dont live on a boat
godspeed boatschizo. may every schizo make it to sea
I highly recommend it. The government can't take photographs of your anus if you shit in a boat toilet.
Someone could’ve put a hidden camera in there at some point tbh
I got called old by a zoomer for saying "formula" like mr Krabs
I've exclusively said "formuler" for years. SBSP still hasn't damaged my lexion as much as H*R though.
>H*R though
huh? though
Homestar Runner.
Oh no did you talk like the literal moron main character
no, the coach
>gud jeorb
>zoomerbob
>get out of my house!
also said by Phillip Banks
also said by Charlie Harper
Spongebob was/is good but it's been partially ruined by cringy zoomers online imo
wheres barneygay
cool it with the anti-semitic remarks
I didn’t grow up watching spongebob because all the stupid kids watched spongebob. Not that watching spongebob made you stupid, but the stupid kids always were fans. I guess it was the earliest case of a fanbase ruining something for me because i’ve watched it and its okay, but it would’ve probably just been one more conversation piece I would’ve had
>redditbob Black personpants
Only spoiled white bread crackers grew up with SpongeBob and their fancy ass cable television. I had to grow up with fricking Fox Kids and Kids WB or Arthur on PBS since all I had was network television. Every time I see people quoting old SpongeBob episodes I know they're some entitled c**t who acts smug all the time. Frickin b***h ass mother frickers