>mfw someone mows my lawn

>mfw someone mows my lawn

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Must be the luck of the Irish. I'm not even Irish, so you figure it out.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Woody was so goddamn lame at trashtalk. I don't know if it was supposed to be part of his character or if he's just such a square.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I genuinely understand the distaste of it. It's like someone using your toothbrush.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your the type of man who gets jealous when a black guy is near your girlfriend

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        But I am black.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I'm sorry

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it wasnt the fact that he mowed his lawn. it was the fact that he knew he had a thing for his wife and wanted to frick his wife so bad that he was willing to simp and do chores that her husband was supposed to be doing

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Partially this, but Marty also had a lot of self hatred and guilt over being a drunken cheater.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >he mowed his
      >he knew he
      STOP USING THE SAME FRICKING SIGN TO REFER TO MULTIPLE DIFFERENT REFERENTS YOU STUPID FRICKING MORON

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What’s your first language, anon?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          English. Do you even have a first language? Because you clearly don't speak English.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            So when you said "stop using the same fricking sign" what did you mean by 'sign'?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Read a book on semiotics for once in your life.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Read a book on semiotics

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Stop arguing with pseuds

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Hmm, no I don’t that was the best way to express your point intent, anon. Try again.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                point made, but you're reaching the limits of reasonable tolerance.
                If your single, punctuation-free, sentence requires familiarity with semiotics maybe you need to communicate more clearly.

                you know what they say about semiotics

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        if you can't understand what i wrote then you are either moronic or didn't watch the show or both (probably both)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Please learn to use the King's English.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        While

        it wasnt the fact that he mowed his lawn. it was the fact that he knew he had a thing for his wife and wanted to frick his wife so bad that he was willing to simp and do chores that her husband was supposed to be doing

        is indeed poorly written, this

        >he mowed his
        >he knew he
        STOP USING THE SAME FRICKING SIGN TO REFER TO MULTIPLE DIFFERENT REFERENTS YOU STUPID FRICKING MORON

        also needs work.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw someone fricks my wife in the ass

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He makes that homosexual face for the entire season. Woody Harrelson sucks.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You must have really expressive friends anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm not friends with any homosexual vegans who pretend they're tough guys.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's no Michael Rooker but he's fine

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He's always weirded me out in that he tends to be a phenomenal actor who fully embodies any character he is playing, but then you see him off set and he's a dumbfrick shit for brains dudeweed burnout.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >had Alexandra Daddario's breasts and rear in his face
        I think he's doing alright

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      he has the white trash look according to Oliver Stone

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        would Stone make the same racist generalizations about the looks of people of other races?
        Hmm, I wonder . . .

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          that was his answer when someone asked why he casted Woody on Natural Born Killers as the lead

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      1,000% filtered.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw someone bullies my wife's son

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You double Black folk realize this is a callback to Kingpin..

    Oh, you don't.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    when i piled my leaves by the curb for collection this homosexual across the street parked directly on top of the pile preventing the collection

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      AI is literally from God

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If your lawn needs to be mowed (read: wife needs a good fricking) then obviously you're not attending to your mowing (fricking) duties as man of the house, and as such you can't expect me to extend you the courtesy I would reserve for man of the house in not mowing (fricking) you lawn (wife)

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >>mfw someone mows my lawn

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is this guy Dusty Mason

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm starting to think I'm turning gay or something. I haven't been able to get it up for like 2 years and the sight of a naked woman is just disgusting to me now, but men don't do it for me either.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          My libido has completely died in the last year. I'm 39. I think it's over.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Same but I'm only 32, jerk off maybe twice a week at best and I'm not even into it anymore.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        fake breasts were a mistake

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're not fake.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        A looming shadow grows in my pants

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        her hangers hang a little too much for my taste
        it is like if i put rollerblade wheels on my skateboard

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          the problem is the pronouns. for less repetetive writing he would have had to use the actual noun (name)
          >it wasnt the fact that he mowed his lawn. it was the fact that Marty knew Rust had a thing for his wife and wanted to frick Marty's wife so bad that he was willing to simp and do chores that her husband was supposed to be doing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's close but Lilly

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    why didn't he just shoot rust in the head then he would no longer be a problem

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You know Ray, Night Country is a flat circle, and I'm all out of time. Capere knew this.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Why use the word 'sign'

    >he mowed his
    >he knew he
    STOP USING THE SAME FRICKING SIGN TO REFER TO MULTIPLE DIFFERENT REFERENTS YOU STUPID FRICKING MORON

    when what you actually mean is 'subject'?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what he meant was pronoun
      t. esl

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No, not in that context. It’s the subject.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldn't the subject be "it" or "fact"?

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No, the subject is the person or thing being referred to, which is why this post

            it wasnt the fact that he mowed his lawn. it was the fact that he knew he had a thing for his wife and wanted to frick his wife so bad that he was willing to simp and do chores that her husband was supposed to be doing

            is poorly constructed.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Who's the other guy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        God

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wasn't this set in TX? You'd think there'd be Mexicans doing landscaping.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      loozee anna

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you autists really turning a Dusty Mason thread into a grammar thread?

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    fascinating thread about referents and pronouns you gays. caspere knew this

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I before e except after c, Ray, my teacher always taught me this. But all i c are these israelite fricks trying to drop my grade to an e. Caspere knew this

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Go get some Daddario breasts in your face and you'll be all smiles.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >That's what I love about mowing your lawn, Marty. I get older, it stays the same length

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw someone lets their dog pee on my lawn

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