Mickey Rourke calls Tom Cruise "irrelevant"

When asked about Cruise and the success of Top Gun Maverick, Rourke shared his thoughts:

>That doesn't mean s*** to me," said Rourke. "The guy’s been doing the same f***ing part for 35 years. I got no respect for that. I don't care about money and power. I care about, when I watch Al Pacino work, and Chris Walken and [Robert] De Niro's early work. Richard Harris' work, Ray Winstone's work. Monty Clift. Brando back in the day. And a lot of guys that just tried to stretch as actors… [Cruise] is irrelevant in my world."

Well Cinemaphile, is Rourke correct or is this the ramblings of a old has-been?

https://variety.com/2022/film/news/mickey-rourke-slams-tom-cruise-irrelevant-1235314481/

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nice wig

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >one was in superhero comic book crap adopting paper thin characters
    >other one consequently avoids these and produces own films with own characters
    do I have to say which one I respect more

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tbf he did play a unique role in it. He made it his own like DaFoe did. But yah I hear ya. It was a generic marvel villain of "x" movie that could be in any of the movies and he took the part for cash, so this statement doesnt hold much weight. It just looks like cope and seeth

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why is my grandma on the news

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's upset Cruise got quality plastic surgeries and he didn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Kek this was my first thought as well. Rourke is in a wig. His face is fricked. He's like that party guy who was good looking his 20s but drugs and alcohol and bog pills ruined him

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        did he this guy died. ive seen the vid but holy shit at that screencap right there. imagine being alive in those moments

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's cgi

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            phew

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's obviously faked, post the real vid now coward

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Are you moronic?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    One has been bogged by the Lord, the other wears platform shoes.

    What do you think?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >remember when i had whips and a russian accent in a disney marvel movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think early Ironaman movies were done by Paramount before they sold rights to Disney.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wasted

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Correct. Iron Man was the first MCU movie but Disney didn’t own them yet. Why they had Iron Man show up at end of TIH movie because Paramount had the rights

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >TIH movie
          Huh? Someone please help, can't figure out this movie/acronym.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nevermind, I figured it out 5 seconds after posting. Holy shit just write Norton's Hulk, I hate you people who abbreviate fricking everything.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The Incredible Hulk

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      still more of an acting stretch than anything Cruise ever did (not named Less Grossman)

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because Deniro definitely doesn't play the same character over and over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or Pacino or Walken. They’ve been parodies of themselves for 30 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I really cant think of any actors with a completely stellar body of work. Some actors do amazing jobs in a role or character. But all actors have shitty performances if you go through their filmography. Was deniro stretching himself when he did rocky and bullwinkle? Did Walken really hone his craft in balls of fury? Pacino is probably the most consistent out of all of them. Mickey rourkes best performance was in Sin City. I like him but hes not reinventing the wheel.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Mickey rourkes best performance was in Sin City.
        The wrestler, angel heart would like a word.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Youre right I forgot about the wrestler. Havent watched it in years

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He did say "their early work" when they actually had some diverse roles.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        DeNiro never had that many "diverse" roles just different flavors of :C face going bada bing bada bang bursts of anger. The closest to him doing a thing was cape fear.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      learn how to read

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Get grandma her birb.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is even that Mickey guy ?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's the CEO of Disney

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lel underrated.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ray Winstone

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ray winstone rules but yeah mickey isdumb

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I don't care about money and power blah blah
    ugly franeinsteins monster seething hard.

    his only good play is the wrestler since his mediocre cheap action flicks since the 90s.

    his lame attempt at boxing a fluke match was the most miserable display of ego I have ever seen.

    homosexual cant stop bogging and fricking with his face, wearing all those stupid wigs.

    He can play horror monsters by now without any makeup. I lost every respect for this dude.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WANT MY BOID

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hey world, this guy has an opinion he'd like to share.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so hes gay?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Literally me

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why does he keep taking pictures with this guy? Is it his boyfriend?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Man, the guy from the Slim Jim commercials really hit the wall

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i thought lou reed was dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IT'S MAAM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ngl they lowkey drippin frfr tho

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OH NO NO NO

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why are you panicking?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Christ almighty. How low the mighty have fallen...

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Microplastics in the air

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That guy on the left must be some kind of drug dealer or fixer. The very least like a professional entourage for hire kind of weasle. I've seen him around with multiple actors like Stalone and Schwarzeneger.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's Giuseppe Franco, "renowned" stylist (i.e. hairdresser) of Hollywood.
        https://giuseppe-franco-salon.myshopify.com/

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >https://giuseppe-franco-salon.myshopify.com/
          Of course, makes sense now

          >client list
          >Sharon Stone
          >Drew Barrymore
          >Jonny Depp
          >Robert Downy Jr.
          >Brad Pitt
          >Arnold Swarzenneger
          >Sylvestor Stallone
          >Mickey Rourke
          >Mike Tyson
          >Cast Of Lord Of The Rings
          >Kiss
          >Joe Magdaleno
          >Jackie Chan
          >Vin Diesel
          >Bradley Cooper
          >Adam Sandler
          >Tom Cruise
          >Mark Wahlberg
          >Dwayne Johnson
          >Leonardo Dicaprio
          >Channing Tatum
          >Chris Hemsworth
          >Mathew Mconaughy
          >Will Smith
          >Matt Damon
          >Kristen Stewart
          >Hugh Jackman
          >Drew Carey
          >Ben Affleck
          >Russell Crowe
          >Eric Roberts
          >Seth Rogen
          >George Clooney
          >Jonah Hill
          >Chris Evans
          >Chris Pratt
          >Jennifer Lawrence
          >Scarlett Johanson
          >Julia Roberts
          >Cameron Diaz
          >Gwyneth Paltrow
          >Meryl Streep
          >Emma Stone
          >Mila Kunis
          >Natalie Portman

          lol at him naming Dwayne Johnson and Mike Tyson.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >yes of course, I'm getting my haircuts from giuseppe franco. 5000 dollars well spend

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous
            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's not just head hair

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Jonah hill

            Did he give jonah a israelite fro with a mullet? Kek

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Judging from the other shit I think he gave him a makeover which would eventually mutate in cowabunga surfer jonah hill.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Do people really need to pay 5,000 just to try something as basic as a swept back hair style? You can learn this shit in five minutes on google

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Probably not but hollywood bullshit I guess. See and be seen or whatever. Like a good chunk of the fricks have been bald since forever. Imagine being a hair stylist bragging about the rock, jason statham, vin diesel, and mike tyson. Pretending he didn't just meet them once while they entered his shop because they had to take a piss. But then I suppose again, hollywood bullshit. It's just a status symbol thing, like look at me I paid 5k for a shave.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Thinking about it maybe it's a great place to gossip. I wonder if they actually spill the beans a little when he's with them.

                >liam neeson pissed himself again have you heard, that poor guy *snip snip*
                >I once gave Harvey Weinstein a hair cut, he tried to frick my intern so I had to lure him and his avocado dick away somehow *snip* I really do think you could play him jonah...

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >a lot of these males are obvious plugs cases

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WTF?????

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      how do you go from this to that?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        He boxed, for a while, and took some real fricking bad hits. He didn't respect acting, and didn't respect himself for being a part of that scene so he set out to prove his worth another way. Dude is a Chad through and through, needed reconstructive surgery and it didn't turn out great but who gives a shit?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          he got plastic surgery done before he boxed

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Wrong.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          My man he never was a real boxer he paid a bunch of bums to be his tomato cans and still got roughed up. I dunno what his issue is but whatever is going on guy is lost. Like he walks up to random fighters in their locker room and starts crying about "you go through so much maaaan *sniff* I get you I get you" and they look around in confusion going like who the frick is this as he tries to kiss them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        hard drugs, alcohol and hollywood plastic surgery can do a real number on you

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Blue steel

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      How do these people live with themselves

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        By having more money and free time than any of us.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Harrison Wells?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ouch

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        i love the cruise but I can never get over the fact that he has one center incisor

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow. I mean I liked the guy in Sin City and Angel Heart but... damn.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ahahahaha fricking homosexual

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The guy’s been doing the same f***ing part for 35 years
    >BUT AL PACINO IS AN ARTIST

    Mickey Rourke seems like a fricking twat

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise’ filmography is less embarrassing than DeNiro and Pacino’s. Cruise hasn’t dropped as low as shit like Dirty Grandpa or Jack & Jill

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dirty Grandpa was fun to watch I bet De Niro had a blast making it. The guy's like 70 years old he's long since checked out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >I bet De Niro had a blast making it.
        Didnt De Niro said he only make movies now because his wife spends all his money.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Dirty Grandpa
      This was just an excuse to fondle Aubrey Plaza's breasts

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Plaza
        breasts
        Pick one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ruise hasn’t dropped as low as shit like Dirty Grandpa or Jack & Jill
      Because he's afraid of looking embarrassing. Pacino and De Niro give 0 fricks and want the paycheck.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I vont my bord

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Tom Cruise did a few challenging roles. Like what he did with Magnolia. But either way the real accomplishment is his skill as a producer and so on. Dude knows his movies. Not a single bad one I can think of. Not one.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      yes, indeed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I mean compare it to Mickey. That guy has in been in more stinkers than good ones by now. He might be a good actor I guess but he doesn't make good decisions and accumulated enough sand in his mangina by now to mix to fill my concrete mixer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being a legit movie star, and his case literally the last real movie star, is harder than pulling off some Muh “look I’m acting” shit. If being a long lasting movie star was easy, every actor would be one. Think about it, Cruise outlasted Arnie, Stallone, Willis, Jim Carey, Will Smith, etc. Bet you when people are sick of The Rock, Cruise still be putting out at least one blockbuster

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Everyone's already sick of The Rock

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Helps being the public face of a cult, but his clock is ticking.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is a valid and interesting point, but it doesn't change the fact that he's not actually a compelling actor. It's very impressive but not in the way that talented actors are impressive.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >my opinion matters more than the evidence of billions of dollars in ticket sales

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Cruise outlasted Arnie and Sly but to be fair, I think that Arnie and Sly peaked significantly higher than Cruise as far as making iconic entertainment goes. More people will remember stuff like Rocky, Rambo, Conan, and Terminator than stuff like Top Gun. Which is no real criticism of Cruise of course, he's still a tremendously successful entertainer even if he's not in the top tier of mega-iconic stars.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People always forget he played Lestat and the douchey executive in Tropic Thunder.

      Then he's also been in movies where the plot went off the wall, like Legend, Vanilla Sky, Eyes Wide Shut.

      Plus, he really shows off his ability to sell emotion in Born on the 4th of July.

      Cruise will be remembered as the Bogart of his time. Talked about 60 plus years after he’s dead

      Being a legit movie star, and his case literally the last real movie star, is harder than pulling off some Muh “look I’m acting” shit. If being a long lasting movie star was easy, every actor would be one. Think about it, Cruise outlasted Arnie, Stallone, Willis, Jim Carey, Will Smith, etc. Bet you when people are sick of The Rock, Cruise still be putting out at least one blockbuster

      This is uniroically true

      >TIH movie
      Huh? Someone please help, can't figure out this movie/acronym.

      The Incredible Hippopotamus (The Mickey Rourke Story)
      Alternatively:
      The Incredible Hunk (starring Tom Cruise)

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Was it Tom Cruise who played the lead role in the greatest movie of all time, The Wrestler?
    No?
    Didn't think so.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise will be remembered as the Bogart of his time. Talked about 60 plus years after he’s dead

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I know Tom Cruise, but I have no idea who Mickey Rourke is.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sad life you lead there

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "You're irrelevant", said the ant to the Elephant.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ESL being here
    please do tellings who hte fcuk is Mickei Rürke? President of Disnie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was in The Wrestler, the Expendables, and Iron Man 2

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rourke is irrelevant in my world

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like fricking cope. I have not seen Maverick and can barely remember Top Gun. Been ages.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Eveyone who takes parts in superhero movies have no glroy only ofc do it for money. They are aimed for 12yo kids not real movies. It's cancer of movie industry

      Top gun maverick is decently good action clip, visually very good plot is kinda decent. It still much above average considering how bad 95% of action movies are nowadays

      Jerry Bruckheimer as a producer is way above superhero dumb shittie producers it's clear. Bruckheimer also spotted Michael bay early days to do Armageddon, one of the
      most talented directors in hollywood ever i think Joseph Kosinski have potential also

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Shut up, homosexual. Al Pacino plays Al Pacino in every movie. Same for Christopher Walken. You watch their movies expecting them to act exactly like they do, as themselves.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mickey rourke who "does not care" about money takes parts in MARVEL shit-coms that's fun one

    Top Gun was much better than any marvel shitties ever will be

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just because something is shit, doesn't make the turd sitting next to it smell like roses. It did really well, so good for Cruise. But it is what it is: jingoistic cringe from an old man still trying to appear young, and stuck in the "we need to bomb everyone because we're the good guys, right? R-right?" mentality. It's kinda sad tbh. It's like watching someone go senile thinking it's still 1986.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He only got a 250k cheque as well

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mickey Rourke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Surprise, motherfricker.
      >Happy frickin' birthday.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mogged

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tbf before he bogged himself he was considered one of, if not THE sexiest man in hollyisraelite and could hold his own in this pic against these two

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not *the* sexiest, but definitely very sexy, especially for his persona. Those two were always seen as himbos, people talked about Rourke like he was the next James Dean.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    he's correct. tom cruise is not an actor, he's a mediocre stunt guy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >mediocre
      even if he was just a stunt guy, hes certainly not mediocre

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He played a fat israelite producer in Tropic Thunder, he can play mavericks till he dies after that, he can never top that.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The mission impossible movies the last 7 years have been the best action movies out there
    Honestly it's really sad that there's no competition

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mickey Rourke

    Literally fricking who?

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why, it's the correct ramblings of an old has-been, ofc

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mickey could tear that little preening homosexual apart with his bare hands.

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who cares what he thinks?
    cruise has 1 of the most diverse and impressive filmographies of actors alive rn

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's also a vaxxer sissy primadonna that throws fits when his diaper needs changing on the set.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >that throws fits when homosexuals try to get his movie shut down by not following the rules being imposed by the israelite money lenders

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rourke is a homosex but post-collateral cruise is literally the one same character with that mouthbreathing of his and that le focused look in his spookshit and sci-fishit

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only literal diapershitters like tom cruise

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I WONT MOI BYRD

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Based. Tom cruise is a homosexual and his movies are lame. The Wrestler is better than any movie cruise has ever been in.

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Obviously he's correct because he's talking about Cruise's relevance to HIM, not to the industry.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The guy’s been doing the same f***ing part for 35 years.
    Top kek! Cruisebros BTFO!!

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise is like one of the few actors today you can't accuse of not having range. Dude has played almost every role under the sun and he's played them well

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Mickey Rourke
    Kek. Doesn't he have a Halloween audition to go to?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He was the bomb in Thursday (1998).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf this scary fr
      on god could be scarier than liminal spaces

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The night HE came home!

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He really should have stopped with the plastic surgery after 2008. Hollywood accepted him back and then he spent all that money to make himself look like a bizarro version of Hans from Zoolander.

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Face like that
    >Criticising other people
    Lel

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think Cruise is a good actor, Kubrick choose him for the role in eyes wide shut for a good reason, it was great performance.
    And a very diverse movie portfolio, from pop blockbusters like wienertail or Top gun to movies like magnolia or minority report.
    C'mon this is just absurd, not even Cruise fan here or Mickey fan either

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's right, but at the same time he is even more of a one note actor than tom cruise. So he soundslike an butthole when he talks shit about other actors when he is guilty of the same shit, but worse.

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys can bash Rourke for his looks all you want, but he's unironiccally the best actor to ever live. His films are almost all elevated to such an extent by his performances that they're all worth a watch. Year of the Dragon, Pope or Greenwich Village, Angel Heart, even smaller stuff like Francisco. The dude is a legend. I don't like the mud slinging shit because I like Cruise, it's not something Rourke should engage in, but if anyone has the authority to comment on Hollywood and modern actors it's him.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >but if anyone has the authority
      what a bad intake, people are so fricking pedantic with primitive brain ego

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rumble fish is also great.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yup, I could name almost every movie he's been in save a few, Diner, Heavens Gate, all his work with Cimino was phenomenal, greatest pairing in film history. Rumble Fish was I think the first movie of his I saw, then as a kid I watched Harley Davidson and Marlboro Man like fifty times on tv

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mick, Mick, Mick, Mick, Mick... you're being glib.

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Al Pacino’s work
    Literally who is this angry moron trying to fool? And Cruise’s filmography is better than every name he listed except maybe Brando.

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pacino and de niro are literally the two worst actors you could pick for this horseshit. the doll hair has pierced this moron's skull.

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's right but he can't act either so he should shut up.

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reminder to watch movies and don't listen to people opinions , thanks I hate cinema now , gonna start watching youtube and tik tok, same human bullshit anyway

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is Mickey Rourke?

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cruisehomos btfo

  55. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think every actor ought to do at least one degrading role in their career.

  56. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds just like what an old washed up loser seething probably would sound like

  57. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Tom Cruise is irrelevant
    >I am a real actor, I'm an important person
    >why doesn't anyone pay attention to me?
    >meanwhile Tom Cruise parties with the future King of England
    you hate to see it

  58. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women age like bad milk, men age like a fine milk

    Tom Cruise is a young looking old man. Most milkmen age like women, Tom Cruise ages like a postman, who delivers wine

    Most women age like specialist postmen who deliver milk, also known as milkmen. Tom Cruise ages like a postman who delivers wine, a wineman

    It's real. Tom Cruise aged like a fine wine. The lady aged like a milk

    Fine wine ages like a 56 year old cheese. Milk ages like a Tom

    Tom Cruise looks 35 but is 56. When Tom was 32, he looked older than he does now, even when he played a man of 24. Now that he's 56, he could play a man of 68 who looks not a day over 44

    Some cheeses get better with age. A 56 year old fine cheese ages better than a 2 year old regular cheese

    28 regular cheeses ageing for 2 years will just about equal the amount of ageing of a fine cheese ageing for 56 years

    Tom Cruise is 56 and has aged like a fine wine. Bela Lugosi stopped ageing in 1956, because he died

    Tom aged like a fine wine, Cruise aged like a fine cheese

    Tom Cruise died, but looks like he hasn't aged a cheese over 56. Milkmen age like woman wine

    If a Tom Cruise opens a cheese, he's a master milk. If a woman's lock is opened by wine, she's a shitty cheese.

    If Tom Cruise ages like cheese and leaves the station on a train travelling 56 mph, and at the same time Bela Lugosi leaves a milk station travelling in the opposite direction at 44 mph, and both stations are 56 years apart, how long before both trains age like a woman?

    Tom Cheese was 56 years old when he first went on a cruise

    When Tom Cruise received his first paycheck, the first thing he bought was a 56 year old hot cheese

    When Tom was a 56 year old Cheese he aged like a cruise

    The quantity of wine divided by how long the cheese takes to age like a fine Tom Cruise equals 56.

    Tom Cruise's dick cheese is in fine underaged women

    Tom Cheese goes cruising to look for young male milk

    And the cheese goes to: Oscar Cruise

  59. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the wrestler is better than any of the shit cruise has been in

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Nah

  60. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >[Robert] De Niro's early work.
    >early work
    De niro's sis why is rourke such a b***h?

  61. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He seems upset.

    Cruise status: Unbruised.

  62. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's not wrong and I like some of Cruise's movies

  63. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He has a somewhat tiny point, but he also became a boxer and jacked his face up. One of the most important things you need as an actor. So he is an idiot.

  64. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Finally, the Cruise menace ends today on Cinemaphile.

  65. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's right. Tom Cruz is a one trick pony.

  66. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rourke is an attention seeker who loves the attention. Of course he would say something as moronic as this

  67. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Has-beens should keep quiet. He just sounds really bitter.

  68. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mickey rourke throws half empty vodka bottle at tom cruise

  69. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can’t bruise the cruise.

  70. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cruise is fantastic in Collateral and Magnolia, but those two roles just seem like different shades of one vaguely sociopathic guy.
    He'll always be "Tom Cruise" in my mind. But that's how I feel about De Niro and Pacino too, anyway. Brando is the only one in there who seems like a completely different person from role to role.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      He's not sociopathic in Magnolia at all. Rewatch the movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Most A list actors play themselves. That’s why they’re A list. Scripts are written around them, they’re used as references, they get paid well because you either get them or the obvious rip off of them. I like Rourke but he’s never been A list and he’s clearly grumpy about it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Don't you remember the cult classical AAA movie Butch Malboro and the Harley Davidson Kid? It had one of the Baldwins.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          and don johnson

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        there was a short stint in the mid 80's he could have been considered A list probably

  71. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > Mickey Rourke calling ANYBODY irrelevant.

  72. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what fricking rag would interview this has been ffs? who the frick would ever visit a website or but a magazine to see what this bogged freak has to say about anything?

  73. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know who Mickey Rourke was until this post

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not surprising. He's been finished for about 15 - 20 years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      t. Zoomer

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        t. millenial homosexual

  74. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ray winstone lmfao

  75. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    all i have to say is the wrestler is unironically one of the best movies ever made. so thats one thing no one can ever take away from the guy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >all i have to say is the wrestler is unironically one of the best movies ever made

      This is why you get no pussy, you gay moron.

      Stupid frick.

  76. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Google Mickey Rourke to find out who he is
    >Was in a few movies I saw
    >Don't even remember his roles in those movies

    I don't think he's the right person to call others irrelevant.

  77. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You lose.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >MUH BURRD

  78. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://collider.com/top-gun-maverick-international-box-office-top-spot-75-million/

    >irrelevant

  79. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I dno, kinda seems like calling Clint Eastwood irrelevant. Even though they're completely different actors both Cruise and Clint are superstars something which fewer and fewer people are able to achieve now.

  80. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rourke as Vanko vs Cruise as Superior Iron Man when?

  81. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >when I watch Al Pacino work, and Chris Walken and [Robert] De Niro's early work
    yeah, emphasis on the EARLY WORK
    the VERY EARLY WORK
    god he's such a bogged stupid homosexual. Just fricking fade off into obscurity you fricking brain damaged drug addict raisin.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      seething

  82. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Brando was a fat junkie and this old homosexual needs to get over himself.

  83. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd probably like Cruise but I can't get past the Scientology, it's just hard for me to forget while watching him in movies that he is in this insane cult. As for his acting, I mean he's not some great actor but he's competent. And haven't Pacino, Walken, and DeNiro also become stereotyped for playing the same kind of roles over and over?

  84. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I watched The Wrestler a few months back and I thought it was flawless, Mickey was perfect for the role. And while I enjoyed Bar Fly he didn't capture Bukowski at all in my opinion, if he was just supposed to be some random drunk it'd have been fine. But I've seen way more Tom Cruise flicks and I haven't been disappointed once. At the end of the day I stop thinking about actors the second the movie is finished.

  85. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is this a new timeline? wtf are they doing at CERN on god i swear i thought Rourke died a few years after The Wrestler no cap fr fr

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