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I wish they had the balls to do a Captain Barclay episode similar to Tapestry, but in reverse.
That basically happened in the Voyager episode Pathfinder
Oh, cool. Thanks for the recommendation.
How the FU*K have you not watched the Voyager episode Pathfinder.
I don't know, you tell me, fricking Black person ass shit b***h homosexual.
TO BALDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE
it beats the alternative
What if /trek/ moved to /LULZ/? Every post would have to be original.
>it exhibited a higher than expected propensity for combustive properties
>DUDE JUST CARPE DIEM!
what is this shit? the world doesn't work that way
Kek! Fricking Kek! How can you be like 60 and you only hD one promotion in your entire Star Fleet career? If you're that bad shouldn't you get drummed out of Star Fleet?
Somebody has to be lt. jr.
The teal/blue shirts are scientists and the like. Red shirts are probably on an up or out schedule. Riker is warned as mush about not turning down a command twice in a row. This Picard is likely a fine archaeologist, and he can do that for starfleet until he dies.
Does Starfleet not have a separate warrant officer path for people who are really fricking good at their given job but shouldn't or wouldn't belong in a commanding officer position?
Chief O'Brien?
Oh yeah, I guess he counts. Makes sense for him to end up as a WO/CWO since he's "enlisted" (which didn't really exist in Trek before him, did it?) while Picard was already ranking even in his shitty boring self version so warrant officer would be a down-ranking.
>since he's "enlisted" (which didn't really exist in Trek before him, did it?)
yeomans (such as Janice Rand) were seen in TOS + TOS movies as well as seen/mentioned in SNW. Gene Roddenberry decided between TOS and TNG that everyone was an officer and Berman backpedaled from that by TNG S4E1 with Sergey Rozhenko talking to O'Brien.
in startfleet you have to have a knife fight with nausicaan drunks while living on campus to prove to the higher ups you're captain material, if you don't have baller stories to share in the mess hall you're a pussy and will have to wear a ugly shirt
ok but in the real world you have to stick your dick in a pig head to show you're PM material and somehow that's "a scandal"
>dick in a pigs head
nah you have to jerk off in a coffin, baka famalama ding dong
Command is an optional career path iirc. Of course, there's requirements. Worf had the time and rank to change to command in DS9.
>le cuck captain
>life sucks, but thank God at least I still have my hair
ardra is so hot
LOL, you might be the only other member of the Ardra fan club besides myself.
im only watching tng for the first time now, does she ever make a reappearance? they didnt reveal anything about her ...
Def jerked it to her a couple times
Imagine being an unmarried bald unambitious loser stuck in a dead end position for the rest of your life haha, that'd definitely never happen to me
learn a trade bro
if you don't smoke mj then drive a truck
it's like being a star trek boomer, like travis mayweather
Am I the only one who thinks that life would be kind of comfy?
Got to hand it to Patrick Stewart, he played the difference in body language really well between the Picard character timelines.
what?
Why didn't anyone tell me that season 4 of Enterprise was actually good? I'm enjoying it.
because it's not that good. it's only ok
you wake up and you're a starfleet starship architect
do you SLAM brutalist pastel shade carpet on every floor of your ship
or is the floor shiny, flat and hard
Bugger that. I go full Art Deco
Rather
baller
these floors look straight up luxurious
this would be to opulent for nu-trek. every bridge is mostly piano black and nu-trek lcars blue. a starfleet ship with that bridge would be kino af.
Too tasteless for art deco. It's like the nutrek version of art deco.
Better?
Looks like a casino
>Oxygen pumped in to the room
>Infinite Drinks
>Bright lighting to stay awake
The only difference between this and a casino is you don't get to take your "winnings" home with you.
Look up the Liberator from Blake's 7.
my ship's helm control would be one of these
TNG and TOS are such relaxing shows
IT'S NOT A BLUE SHIRT, IT'S NOT A BLUE UNIFORM, IT'S TEAL, IT'S TEAL, IT'S *FRICKING* TEAL REEEEEEEEEEE
I hate this stupid episode. The underlying lesson is fine but it's so badly conveyed. Picard literally had to get stabbed in the heart, otherwise he becomes a cuck who gets bullied by the comb faced Black person? It makes him making captain in any timeline seem like a fluke.
>the comb faced Black person
???
>Picard literally had to get stabbed in the heart, otherwise he becomes a cuck who gets bullied by the comb faced Black person? It makes him making captain in any timeline seem like a fluke.
In many ways it encapsulates the moral they tried so hard to push for Picard Season 2. We have to own everything in our pasts, good and bad, because it leads us to who we are today. If we unshackle ourselves from our traumas we realize that the bad makes the good. Trek has this message a lot. Kirk saying "I need my pain" in TFF, Tapestry. Picard Season 2 tried to show-not-tell. It wasn't great but at least they tried.
We had our Amor Fatty, or whatevah
This episode was awful, I thought people in Starfleet were supposed to be past personal wants, and did things because they want to better mankind? There's no incentive to move up the chain of command, nobody gets paid, you still have all the same benefits as anybody else if you're at the "bottom".
>nobody gets paid
That's just not true
Quark mentions hazard pay in DS9:Babel
It was for much of TNG but they had to retcon it and loosen that because it's not as interesting or relatable to modern audiences. So DS9 said that they did it out on frontier type places like DS9
>Computer generate a 6 foot tall whiteboard, now generate a randomized unsolved system of differential equations on the whiteboard and two 4 feet tall undressed midgets.
>Now put an explosive collar on both midgets set to go off in 40 minutes if they fail to solve the equation in the whiteboard.
>I hope this will as elucidating as you say Dr. Hawking but this seems rather unrelated to the scientific method
bros
KLINGON BOOB WINDOW
starfleet are fricked in the head.
>choose to be on a dangerous as frick mission for an indeterminate amount of time where weird shit happens to you constantly
>you're unambitious bro you should want a command position for some reason
>you know because us socialists love a military heirarchy
>cmon bro just take on extra responsibilities on top of your complicated space job, for no reason
>don't you want uhhhhh more uhhhhh a better...replicator...uhhhh...
If holodecks were real, nobody would be exploring space, because they'd be too busy gooning. The heat that they built up in their holodeck goon pods would become an energy source.
Look at Barclay's part right there. Man has gone bald and won't admit it.
I hope that made you feel better about yourself, Anon.
Pardon, but I hadn't really noticed how pronounced it was.
Who..... gives a frick? Picard was bald in the future and got mad b***hes. Why you spitting nonsense?
People would go crazy for a while but eventually want to leave because even heaven will get boring after a while.