>middle aged white woman finds well off, closeted gay man willing to marry her
>IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
Why are all these hallmark movies exactly the same?
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>middle aged white woman finds well off, closeted gay man willing to marry her. >IT'S A CHRISTMAS MIRACLE!
For me it's Lacey
trad wife material
No one from Hollywood is traditional.
All tradcon aesthetics come from Hollywood movies lmao
That’s why she left.
Great choice. I also recommend Jamie Lynn Sigler for patricians.
Sweater puppies.
Those gotta be fake
Nope.
>mfw gf forces me every christmas season to binge watch these christmas movies while she bakes cookies or cake
can't keep watching these shitty movies anon
>mfw gf forces me every christmas season to binge watch these christmas movies while she bakes cookies or cake
Wow you're so unlucky, meanwhile me the gigachad gets to be alone and tilt on league of legends all Christmas season
>OH NO LOOK AT MY SHITTY LIFE HAVING A LOVELY GIRLFRIEND THAT STAYS INSIDE WITH ME INSTEAD OF WHORING AROUND OUTSIDE IN CLUBS TO WATCH COMFY XMAS MOVIES WITH ME AND BAKES ME HOMEMADE CAKE MY LIFE IS HELL AAAAAAA
LITERALLY GO FRICKING KYS YOU FRICKING FRICKING I FRICKING HATE YOU
>this homie gets to enjoy cozy Christmas and is complaining about it
Send me your coordinates. I'm taking your girl and the cookies.
i wish real life was this beautiful instead we get the marvels
They're harem animes for women
Harem anime have a bunch of girls for the MC to deal with. There are meet cutes where it's one special guy who shows up at just the right time.
If only they did Hallmark movies with the same aesthetics and quality but not focused on some b***h.
I want some saccharine sweet family oriented story.
Not lazy romance shit that just happens to be in a Christmas setting.
Because this is exactly what late 20s mid 30s Christian white women want.
Asked the AI:
>Movie poster for a hallmark christmas tv movie called "Christmas Lives In My Heart" written in cursive elegant text, starring an american couple. Christmas motif.
lmao
Jealous black b***hes were so angry at Hallmark movies that Lifetime tried their hands at appealing to them. The movies stink, usually missing the point of Hallmark movies by being in poor spirit
Black women did not watch them or enjoy them. They also tried to push mixed couples which did not help either. They even have a few gay movies.
The worst part of this is Hallmark feel for the shitpost blacks and gays and have made movies in the same vein as Lifetime. The well has been poisoned.
TL;DR black women and gays ruin everything. Even thing that weren't great to begin with.
They should've just made this: https://youtu.be/ZRfDgnapUAw?si=TgZRzUxES_y0_sZy
They're parodying one of his old movies. Which they were all one note and the same beat.
His TV shows are worse because he decided to put some edge his drama shows which all have a straight guy be chased by a gay and then the guy become closeted.
That's the time of show black women like, raunchy nonsense, with women arguing. So the fact they complain about movies they don't even watch or enjoy just perpetuates the crabs in the bucket mentality they have. If we can't enjoy it, then you shouldn't either.
The gay pandering was funny because it was transparently a power move from people who had no interest in Hallmark's output to begin with. I remember looking up the ratings for their first gay couple movie and it was their least watched of that season, despite getting (comparatively) tonnes of media coverage. If gays, blacks and gay blacks wanted their own, what was preventing them from doing it? These movies are cheap as frick to produce. Hallmark does like 100 a year for a reason.
IIRC, the media whining about these movies having straight white couples wound up costing the guy who made these Hallmark movies a thing his job. He went to a different company that's doing the same thing.
Right, they're going to complain because disruption is a tactic these special interest groups employ. The people they want representation of will never watch the shit pandering to them.
And yeah despite white women in the open supporting gays when it comes to seeing dudes kiss many of them do not enjoy it.
These movies have a lot of older conservative bible thumpers too who probably gave them hell for it.
Looks like that girl from 90 day fiancee that sold farts in jars
sold what?
>All of them are at least 6'2 but god forbid a movie show guys some breasts
who actually watches these?
This is the literally the woman version of escapist Isekai fantasy anime.
is there ever an interesting twist? besides the femc being a prostitute?
For me, it's Marry Meat.
>white women enjoying comfy Christian heterosexual non-pozzed media is…le bad
who said that? link their post right now
Don’t reply to my posts ever again
I only reply to homosexual posts so tough shit gayboy
knew it was winnie cooper
looks disgustingly saccharine, do people really watch this?
I’d rather women be watching nothing but non stop hallmark movies t b h. It’s probably healthier for them than getting really into something like Harry Potter
Stop the tradgayging, neither is healthy to consume
>D-don’t watch Christmas movies about falling in love and being happy! Y-you need to watch heckin Star Trek like I do and be miserable and ugly and stupid and disgusting instead!!!!!!!!
You are moronic and projecting
how shit was that WCTH season finale?
I always thought these movies were meant for Boomers because they were braindead in the plot. I didn’t know Millennial women like them too.