>Mike Flanagan signed on to produce Chris Stuckmann's feature debut
Now that the best working horror director's involvement is set in stone, will you be seeing Shelby Oaks?
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>Mike Flanagan signed on to produce Chris Stuckmann's feature debut
>seeing
It's getting a theatrical release?
I thought it was basically finished? Ho boy. Good for him though
That smug gobshite? What’s Flanagan thinking?
This guy coming out as bi is the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard. Clout chasing butthole.
Cue RLM having a tantrum after the Stuck man Sticks them like pigs.
>Polack and israelite seething about Der Stuckmann
It's pottery.
>Polack and israelite
What?
>Stoklasa
>Bauman
Stoklasa = schlemiel
Bauman = schlimazel
Stuckmann = schmuck
It'll be funny seeing Mike be torn between his gay crush on Flanagan and his contempt and jealousy of Stuckmann.
think about it... this is a deliberate power move on Stuckmann's part
RKM nust produce Space Cop 2 to up the ante.
>flanagan
meandering wine "horror" is back on the menu boys
>will you be seeing Shelby Oaks?
the name is so fricking bad
You have to buy an ad to shill your literal-who, anon.
his movie will make over $100 million, I'm not even joking, then he will probably buy ads himself
>he will probably
...still be a literal-who, that needs to buy a fricking ad, anon.
POV: You expressed doubt in the Stuckmann
What's he gonna do when he gets me?
he will show you his cool lighter
Ask anyone who's been Stuckmannized pro tip: you won't be able to because they were never heard from again
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>come on Chris, don’t frick this up
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>keep it natural, you’re the man
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>pansexuals have a gayer walk than homosexuals
i bet homosexuals wait outside of pansexual bars and beat up any pansexuals that walk out
Classic stuckmann asked for more money and the film is finished
Look at the smug from this bastard. He's laughing at us. He knows that we know that he knows that we know that he shot a masterpiece (probably accidentally, probably saved in editing) and now he'll be going on tour getting a bunch of festival awards, his channel audience will increase by at least 1 million, someone will make a documentary around the "basement youtube critic to rising superstar filmmaker" story while we rot in here.
So I'm guessing that he went over budget many times because he knows nothing about the business side of things and he managed to beg Mike Flanagan to help him salvage what he shot into something releasable.
He's such a a cuck it's unreal. What are the odds his Wife's kid isn't his? He lives near Cleveland and there are a FRICK TON of nogs out there.
>only reviews movies he likes so as not to ruin potential industry connections, refused to criticize Madame Web
>can barely go a video without mentioning he was a Jehovah's witness, "I grew up with religious oppression"
>probably poly, always references a "buddy" of his that stays with him and his wife
Stuckmann used to be so comfy bros, how did we get here?
He's pansexual, not polyamorous.
There is no stranger staying at the stuckmanns