>Can make electric webs >Can "poke" people and knock them out >Can nuke people with a full body release of electricity >Can fly by shooting his electricity at the ground >Can go invisible >Can see people through walls with spider-sense because he went to therapy >Can make full electric blasts >Can absorb electric-based attacks >Can make electricity-based weapons, normally a sword >Is immortal
Hey, but at the end of the day, he's just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can, like absorbing the power of a nuke and sword fighting.
I was okay with it when it was a purely touch based skill so it was more like a taser acting like a spider bite venom, but they made it like the homie is Static Shock.
>>Can absorb electric-based attacks
Happen to have a page with that?
I collect evidence of Miles' nonsense because people might call BS otherwise.
Shills can only go 'ya rayciss' so much in the face of the actual comic pages.
I thought the electric shit was like a bonus power, Like Namor being able to fit with his little ankle wings. Now it seems like electricity is a bigger part of Miles tool kit that all the spider stuff.
I find it weird that every other Marvel character hit by radiation gets powers but Doc Ock also gets his body not being able to recover from physical damage properly
But he doesn't have that. The spider that bit him was genetically altered, not radioactively mutated like Peter's
Miles' spider was exposed to a static electricity charged black man whose charge traveled through the surface they both stood on and caused an electrical metamorphosis in the spider's genetic makeup
Disingenuous finger-pointing bullshit. It's weak how you're incapable of defending this stupid shit without shifting the focus to another character as if it makes it better. Miles making lighting swords is still fricking stupid.
Notice how it says hours of practice. Which means Peter had done extensive trail and error. Miles just has it happen because evolution of his powers which is moronic.
I wonder what this image is trying to convey. It just makes Miles look even worse than usual, but I have the sneaking suspicion it's supposed to be a 'gotcha, Spider-man fans! Spider-man did something vaguely similar to Miles!'
It doesn't do a good job of that, but I think it's its' intent.
>Spider man built web shooters because he's a spider themed super hero >He uses webs in various ways just like how different species of spiders can use webs in different ways
Versus >Miles has lightning powers because....he's a spider themed hero? >Uses lightning in various ways like how different species of spiders do?
>chameleon like powers
Some species of spiders evolved in a way that they resemble things like shit or flowers but spiders don't actively change themselves to be the background color of where they are. It would unironically make more sense for Doc Ock to be able to do that.
There's a spider that can go from, like, white to yellow.
Over a period of, like, 20 days.
So... UNIVERSAL CHAMELEON POWERS!
Because Bendis is not a clever person.
3 months ago
Anonymous
They could have easily given him some spider powers >Trapdoor >Flinging hairs, something similar like tarantulas do >Walk on water >Make an air bubble and survive under water >Fly by having his webbing caught in the wind
3 months ago
Anonymous
>>Fly by having his webbing caught in the wind
Peter already did it.
You can't let Miles have anything original even in fanfiction?
3 months ago
Anonymous
Eh, I think it's fair. Many animal-themed superhumans have an exaggerated representation of the actual abilities of whatever animal they're based on. So I don't think going from "gradual, limited color changes" to "super-camouflage" is too ridiculous.
Also, the autism is compelling me to add this:
You're thinking of Misumenia vatia, the goldenrod crab spider. However, it's not the only crab spider with color changing abilities. Thomisus onustus is also capable of changing color, and takes about half as long to do so, as well as having a wider range of colors it can replicate. Pink, orange, green, yellow, white, purple. It can even do simple patterns.
this isn't meant as a gotcha or anything, I'm just autistic, bored, and I really like arthropods so I felt like sharing a fun fact :p
3 months ago
Anonymous
Still, the time scale issue makes it a really dumb thing to use as a super-hero power.
It's like making a bird hero that can instantly teleport anywhere on the planet because some birds migrate and thus eventually can get to anywhere on the planet.
Apart from the shield, raft, and skies, what's the problem?
And, really, the only problem with the top three are forming webbing around nothing instead of webbing together some shit to be a raft or a shield.
>Apart from the shield, raft, and skies, what's the problem?
Bulletproof vests are made of Kevlar and boats, skies and all short of other shit is made fiberglass Peter's web fluid can 100% do all that in a pinch.
>countless reasons to like peter >forced meme nobody remembers from ten years after the character was created is the only reason to like miles
Accurate
Electric power is just too damn flashy for a spider character. This is why I never cared for the spider-women.
If it were me, I would change Miles' venom strike from a electric attack to him secreting actual venoms from his fingers.
Miles using a sword is just cringy. Idk. doesn't fit him at all. Maybe it's because they're trying too hard to assert how black he is so him using a sword is unnatural. Guy like Miles I can see him using a venom bo staff or something.
Or maybe it's not Miles per say but rather Spider-Man. I mean even if Peter using a sword it would look weird.
>I can see him using a venom bo staff or something.
He ain't a fricking ninja.
And to emphasis his heritage, he could use an african weapon... like the Nzappa zap
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nzappa_zap
...Yes, just for the name.
that's apparently the inspiration behind the whole thing lmao
Seriously, why electricity powers?
pretty sure Jessica has a similar deal, they just exaggerated it more for Miles because he's a kid appeal character and kids eat that sorta shit up. humorously this means he's fallen victim to the "black superhero with electric powers" cliche
You know, it's wild to me that everyone is just okay with calling Miles Spider-Man. They all know he's not. They know Spider-Man, he's been Spider-Man for more than ten years. The city has hated and loved him, he is a household name. He has merchandise and songs and the Daily Bugle has built a career reporting on him. Even the only other person to assume his name was still, technically, him, and with a mostly similar costume.
They KNOW him. Spider-Man is celebrity, he's a household well-known like Lebron James or Michael Jordan or Tyson or Pacciao or Letterman or Beethoven. Even if you don't give a shit about what those guys do, you KNOW their name. And you wouldn't go calling someone else THEIR name, would you? No, because it's not a fricking title.
No one would call someone people 'Daredevil'. No one does that shit to Iceman or Punisher or even fricking Cyclops. No one would do it to Superman or Batman. But why is it with Spidey, Cap, Wolverine, they try and make it seem like it's normal?
>Even the only other person to assume his name was still, technically, him, and with a mostly similar costume.
Even then almost everyone believed Ben was just the original Spider-Man anyway, only a handful of other capes knew the truth
Exactly my point. In the one exception where it was actually someone else, it still technically wasn't. To everyone else it was, "Oh shit, Spidey has a new suit", not "Hey, that OTHER Spidey has a suit," because there isn't another Spidey, it's just Spidey. There's only one, because he's someone everyone recognizes. He's not a janitor on staff who punches out and then someone else takes his place, but Marvel acts like he is.
What gets me is that barely anyone flinches at it, you don't get some c**t on the street upset to be seeing the fake Spider-Man instead of the real one or anything like that, at most you sometimes get a villain calling him a fake or Spider-Man Jr but even that was rare.
Meanwhile Scarlet Spider was shit on constantly for being a knock off (which made him more endearing as an underdog)
Exactly my point. In the one exception where it was actually someone else, it still technically wasn't. To everyone else it was, "Oh shit, Spidey has a new suit", not "Hey, that OTHER Spidey has a suit," because there isn't another Spidey, it's just Spidey. There's only one, because he's someone everyone recognizes. He's not a janitor on staff who punches out and then someone else takes his place, but Marvel acts like he is.
How did bendis get the power to try (and usually fail miserably) to change legacy character races? How has been able to keep up his autistic "make spidey black!!" Shit for nearly 20 years?
3 months ago
Anonymous
I know we all blame Bendis, but Miles was actually designed by a committee. Death of Ultimate Spider-Man was a sales stunt and they needed another one to follow up with. Now Bendis was a part of that committee so obviously he's still at fault but it's not JUST his fault (Lowe for example was part of that too).
As for why he can stay around, quite simply he has to. They put so much stock on how the new Spider-Man is black that if they went back on it they would be dogpiled. They got lucky that the movie took off
And at the same time Spidey has a history of copycats and malicious imposters that is documented in universe. Chameleon, evil demons, symbiotes, random twobit crooks. It's all because he's popular and has weight to his name like a dead president. But you don't see someone else calling someone "the other George Washington" or anything. Miles should be "Hey, it's George Washington!... Carver." You know, the offbrand version if anything. The one with an asterisk to his name.
[...]
How did bendis get the power to try (and usually fail miserably) to change legacy character races? How has been able to keep up his autistic "make spidey black!!" Shit for nearly 20 years?
He did it for literal brownie points and morons ate it up and fanned the gas into the public so it caught on like a malignant funk.
I can't believe people are actually so worked up about this, like come on this really isnt egregious at all.
You know, it's wild to me that everyone is just okay with calling Miles Spider-Man. They all know he's not. They know Spider-Man, he's been Spider-Man for more than ten years. The city has hated and loved him, he is a household name. He has merchandise and songs and the Daily Bugle has built a career reporting on him. Even the only other person to assume his name was still, technically, him, and with a mostly similar costume.
They KNOW him. Spider-Man is celebrity, he's a household well-known like Lebron James or Michael Jordan or Tyson or Pacciao or Letterman or Beethoven. Even if you don't give a shit about what those guys do, you KNOW their name. And you wouldn't go calling someone else THEIR name, would you? No, because it's not a fricking title.
No one would call someone people 'Daredevil'. No one does that shit to Iceman or Punisher or even fricking Cyclops. No one would do it to Superman or Batman. But why is it with Spidey, Cap, Wolverine, they try and make it seem like it's normal?
Superheroes treat their names like a gimmick they give to their successor since the end of times. This really is the stupidest argument of all time Jesus Christ
It's egregious how it's a shonen powerup of the day to make him always win.
Like, Hell, his only real weakness was his spider sense not being powerful as Peter's, but now Miles can use his spider sense to find everything
He's a white kid underneath it all who listens to hip hop and does graffiti. Like they want to have their cake and eat it too with miles but it just ends up muddling things to where you can't relate to him. Not to mention his Hispanic roots which is just speaking it here and there.
Peter is unironically blacker than Miles >poor kid >no father figure >lived in the streets >doesn't care about school >did illegal boxing to gain money
holy shit youre fricking right >starts on this path because of family >does morally questionable and dangerous things to gain money >lifestyle alienates his social circle and leads many of them to suspect him as either dangerous or untrustworthy >a good kid with great potential ruined by his life choices and the path he walks >can't keep a job, can barely pay the bills >seen as a transient or a deadbeat as a result
Peter is the realest homie of them all ngl I always knew, just didn't think of it like this
Nah, Peter's an entitled white boy trying to be in the hood like Luke Cage, he lives in a mid suburban white neighborhood queens with his old ass auntie and does super science shit(his barely paying jobs lead him to be working for science firms eventually), overall Peter's a idiot trying to look like he's ghetto and make ends but he's just totally wasting his life on purpose because his mental illness on being a paranoid martyr cripples him. I don't see him doing drugs or sleeping with a bunch of shady girls now do I, he's a good boy through and through so I do not see him as one of us.
Losing uncle Ben to gun violence and having his friend Harry be a crackhead makes him blacker than miles already. Just because he isn't shooting hoes with da glizzy don't make him not black
>a bunch of shady girls now do I, he's a good boy through and through so I do not see him as one of us.
lol I'm pretty sure youre joking, but come on.
What is the symbiote, what is Felicia Hardy. Two 'chicks' that frick both his life and emotions up and never get their shit together until after they already screwed with him.
Living with his old aunt is very much a black thing, don't know where you're from. My grandma raised me more than my own mother did. Having other people step in to do something your parents can't or won't do, and having them be far older than normal, that's standard. Trying to pay back love for them by any means possible even if it's stupid, that's black.
Wasting his life on something foolish is very much in line with 'one of us' and don't get me started on the 'idiot trying to look ghetto' and fricking himself up as a result, that's peak stereotype of being black. Plus everything else I said.
Luke Cage doesn't have anything to do with this other than sympathizing with the kind of life Peter had, if he did know.
Losing uncle Ben to gun violence and having his friend Harry be a crackhead makes him blacker than miles already. Just because he isn't shooting hoes with da glizzy don't make him not black
[...]
And the police hate him
And the proof just keeps stacking. Meanwhile Miles is >from a well off happily married and gainfully employed interracial couple living in an expensive part of the city without issue >goes to a well to do school for the intellectually gifted >never bullied or pushed around, family never has money problems >universally accepted >never has to do anything risky or damaging to help provide for his family >family supports him wholeheartedly
>>from a well off happily married and gainfully employed interracial couple living in an expensive part of the city without issue >>goes to a well to do school for the intellectually gifted
bullied or pushed around, family never has money problems
accepted
has to do anything risky or damaging to help provide for his family
supports him wholeheartedly
Reminds me how the second movie did everything to make it like the family wasn't a poor minority stereotype and so they were both with money and with no struggle.
Which according to wokes means they're white people painted brown since browns struggle shouldn't be whitewashed
Hell, you can also bring up the fact that the Symbiote >is a single mother who made awful choices >awful taste in bad, criminal, insane men >had children with a literal convicted felon that it didn't want >family consistently hounds Peter and fricks with him >after fricking up with him, it would go back to him at the drop of a hat if he let it but he knows the b***h is too fricking crazy
This shit writes itself.
3 months ago
Anonymous
Those are forced tbh
3 months ago
Anonymous
No, they're not. It's factually true and extremely legitimate.
>his barely paying jobs lead him to be working for science firms eventually >A life of hard work after being forced to grow up astronomically quickly eventually leading to a stable and respectable career >while still being haunted and hounded by the life and problems he used to lead that put in jeopardy, and then ruin the best thing that ever happened to his career
Come on, man
holy shit youre fricking right >starts on this path because of family >does morally questionable and dangerous things to gain money >lifestyle alienates his social circle and leads many of them to suspect him as either dangerous or untrustworthy >a good kid with great potential ruined by his life choices and the path he walks >can't keep a job, can barely pay the bills >seen as a transient or a deadbeat as a result
Peter is the realest homie of them all ngl I always knew, just didn't think of it like this
he was a geek and a loser before he got spider powers and he's still one now. even in the spider-verse movies, he doesn't have any actual friends from his universe. he and ganke ignores each other in those movies.
I don't see issue with Miles being a geek or closely resembling Pete personality wise. He doesn't need to be a stereotype, Peter and Miguel aren't. The most egregious shit is when they try to validate him by MAKING him into a stereotype and shoving in your face, "Hey hey look! He's using black slang! He's ETHNIC! Look at this! He's saying 'WORD!' Because he's Black! And he also peppers in spanish because he's also Latino! He also dresses in a way to show his race and heritage! Holy shit!"
It's the most annoying shit and shows they just think black people should follow a script of behavior and appearance.
Because cultural imperialism is a proud American tradition.
First you weren't talking right because you weren't speaking English, now you're not talking right because your language is gendered and that hurts the feelings of spoiled western kids.
Because cultural imperialism is a proud American tradition.
First you weren't talking right because you weren't speaking English, now you're not talking right because your language is gendered and that hurts the feelings of spoiled western kids.
Latino is gender neutral if you use male pronouns as a normality, but ending in -o means male.
Desu, its more that like he's kinda boring. Like he's geeky in can reference pop culture way and isn't neurotic like black nerds like Cookie or Gus or Tucker. He's just kinda average, either you make him a hyper dork or you make him a cool chad. The two cakes thing is stupid given you're just gonna end up choking on both when they try for dorky yet cool.
Spider-Verse is the only one where he's a friendless loser.
Comics Miles has Ganke and Judge and Tianna and Kamala. Sam and Lana too if the writers remember they exist.
The video game had Ganke and Phin, who really should get ported to the comics.
>stop reading spidershit around the time the ultimate universe merged >thought all the b***hing about miles was just normal Cinemaphile racist b***hing >start reading new shit and now miles is an isekai character with electric powers and a fricking sword(??) >Peter is a literal beta cuck and miles is always right
Seriously what the frick do they see in Miles? Can he not coexist without trying to tear down Peter?
Can we spread how Peter is real homie to blacks through tiktok or something with whatever stupid music kids like. I see potential seething from marvel.
He has a sword, that in modern writing means "you're supposed to like it".
How many powers does this guy have?
six gorillion
>gorillion
I see that you did there
If you specified it and threat it as a joke instead of normalizing it then you're a newbie.
What?
If you noticed it instead of considering it normal it's a redflag that this is your first day here
>Can make electric webs
>Can "poke" people and knock them out
>Can nuke people with a full body release of electricity
>Can fly by shooting his electricity at the ground
>Can go invisible
>Can see people through walls with spider-sense because he went to therapy
>Can make full electric blasts
>Can absorb electric-based attacks
>Can make electricity-based weapons, normally a sword
>Is immortal
Hey, but at the end of the day, he's just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can, like absorbing the power of a nuke and sword fighting.
Seriously, why electricity powers?
I was okay with it when it was a purely touch based skill so it was more like a taser acting like a spider bite venom, but they made it like the homie is Static Shock.
Well he is black after all
>Wants Miles to be more than just black Spider-Man
>Give him powers that stereotypically is associated with black people
>>Can absorb electric-based attacks
Happen to have a page with that?
I collect evidence of Miles' nonsense because people might call BS otherwise.
Shills can only go 'ya rayciss' so much in the face of the actual comic pages.
I thought the electric shit was like a bonus power, Like Namor being able to fit with his little ankle wings. Now it seems like electricity is a bigger part of Miles tool kit that all the spider stuff.
Hey it’s called radioactive blood
Miles should be giving everyone cancer then.
But he doesn't have that. The spider that bit him was genetically altered, not radioactively mutated like Peter's
I find it weird that every other Marvel character hit by radiation gets powers but Doc Ock also gets his body not being able to recover from physical damage properly
Miles' spider was exposed to a static electricity charged black man whose charge traveled through the surface they both stood on and caused an electrical metamorphosis in the spider's genetic makeup
some of the newer writers have admitted the new powers are inspired by shonen anime. the list is only gonna keep growing from here
Now I fully expect a kaioken type ability at some point.
And looks just like Human Torch but with electricity? Like Ultimate Electro?
No wonder he keeps winning and I root for him.
Which girl will he end up with though?
If he's inspired by anime, then he'll end up with worst girl.
>>best girl
Disingenuous finger-pointing bullshit. It's weak how you're incapable of defending this stupid shit without shifting the focus to another character as if it makes it better. Miles making lighting swords is still fricking stupid.
Notice how it says hours of practice. Which means Peter had done extensive trail and error. Miles just has it happen because evolution of his powers which is moronic.
This guy should stop trying to be a spider theme hero and and start presenting himself as electro-ninja or something
Desperately trying to be Spider-man is Miles' character motivation
The issue is the electricity bit and dude has been around for close to two decades and has not had one landmark story like his contemporaries
I wonder what this image is trying to convey. It just makes Miles look even worse than usual, but I have the sneaking suspicion it's supposed to be a 'gotcha, Spider-man fans! Spider-man did something vaguely similar to Miles!'
It doesn't do a good job of that, but I think it's its' intent.
>Spider man built web shooters because he's a spider themed super hero
>He uses webs in various ways just like how different species of spiders can use webs in different ways
Versus
>Miles has lightning powers because....he's a spider themed hero?
>Uses lightning in various ways like how different species of spiders do?
>Miles has lightning powers because....he's a spider themed hero?
Bendis/Ganke were morons who don't know how spiders work.
>chameleon like powers
Some species of spiders evolved in a way that they resemble things like shit or flowers but spiders don't actively change themselves to be the background color of where they are. It would unironically make more sense for Doc Ock to be able to do that.
There's a spider that can go from, like, white to yellow.
Over a period of, like, 20 days.
So... UNIVERSAL CHAMELEON POWERS!
Because Bendis is not a clever person.
They could have easily given him some spider powers
>Trapdoor
>Flinging hairs, something similar like tarantulas do
>Walk on water
>Make an air bubble and survive under water
>Fly by having his webbing caught in the wind
>>Fly by having his webbing caught in the wind
Peter already did it.
You can't let Miles have anything original even in fanfiction?
Eh, I think it's fair. Many animal-themed superhumans have an exaggerated representation of the actual abilities of whatever animal they're based on. So I don't think going from "gradual, limited color changes" to "super-camouflage" is too ridiculous.
Also, the autism is compelling me to add this:
You're thinking of Misumenia vatia, the goldenrod crab spider. However, it's not the only crab spider with color changing abilities. Thomisus onustus is also capable of changing color, and takes about half as long to do so, as well as having a wider range of colors it can replicate. Pink, orange, green, yellow, white, purple. It can even do simple patterns.
this isn't meant as a gotcha or anything, I'm just autistic, bored, and I really like arthropods so I felt like sharing a fun fact :p
Still, the time scale issue makes it a really dumb thing to use as a super-hero power.
It's like making a bird hero that can instantly teleport anywhere on the planet because some birds migrate and thus eventually can get to anywhere on the planet.
he stole Jessica Drew's gimmick
When has Peter done that in recent memory?
Apart from the shield, raft, and skies, what's the problem?
And, really, the only problem with the top three are forming webbing around nothing instead of webbing together some shit to be a raft or a shield.
>Apart from the shield, raft, and skies, what's the problem?
Bulletproof vests are made of Kevlar and boats, skies and all short of other shit is made fiberglass Peter's web fluid can 100% do all that in a pinch.
>post a simple pic
>Seething Petergays lose their mind and keep replying at it
>they still call Mileschads obsessive
Really makes you think
Nice reddit pic you found on reddit
>countless reasons to like peter
>forced meme nobody remembers from ten years after the character was created is the only reason to like miles
Accurate
Electric power is just too damn flashy for a spider character. This is why I never cared for the spider-women.
If it were me, I would change Miles' venom strike from a electric attack to him secreting actual venoms from his fingers.
That would steal Miguel's gimmick
Well, he already steal Jessica's gimmick so why not?
Doesn't Miles have to ability to do all of these if he considered the applications?
Miles using a sword is just cringy. Idk. doesn't fit him at all. Maybe it's because they're trying too hard to assert how black he is so him using a sword is unnatural. Guy like Miles I can see him using a venom bo staff or something.
Or maybe it's not Miles per say but rather Spider-Man. I mean even if Peter using a sword it would look weird.
>I can see him using a venom bo staff or something.
He ain't a fricking ninja.
And to emphasis his heritage, he could use an african weapon... like the Nzappa zap
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nzappa_zap
...Yes, just for the name.
Spider-Man is acrobatic enough he qualifies as a ninja. But swords are weird for him for some reason. Though I can see Peter or Miles using tomahawks
>But swords are weird for him for some reason
He needs his hands free to use the web shooters
They already gave him Wakanda suit, unironically
>Guy like Miles I can see him using a venom bo staff or something.
You mean a spear?
I disliked this at first but It reminded me of how isekai protags pull op abilities out of their ass and it became absurd kino
Miles technically is a Isekai protag, he literally was sent from Ultimateverse to 616.
that's apparently the inspiration behind the whole thing lmao
pretty sure Jessica has a similar deal, they just exaggerated it more for Miles because he's a kid appeal character and kids eat that sorta shit up. humorously this means he's fallen victim to the "black superhero with electric powers" cliche
You know, it's wild to me that everyone is just okay with calling Miles Spider-Man. They all know he's not. They know Spider-Man, he's been Spider-Man for more than ten years. The city has hated and loved him, he is a household name. He has merchandise and songs and the Daily Bugle has built a career reporting on him. Even the only other person to assume his name was still, technically, him, and with a mostly similar costume.
They KNOW him. Spider-Man is celebrity, he's a household well-known like Lebron James or Michael Jordan or Tyson or Pacciao or Letterman or Beethoven. Even if you don't give a shit about what those guys do, you KNOW their name. And you wouldn't go calling someone else THEIR name, would you? No, because it's not a fricking title.
No one would call someone people 'Daredevil'. No one does that shit to Iceman or Punisher or even fricking Cyclops. No one would do it to Superman or Batman. But why is it with Spidey, Cap, Wolverine, they try and make it seem like it's normal?
>Even the only other person to assume his name was still, technically, him, and with a mostly similar costume.
Even then almost everyone believed Ben was just the original Spider-Man anyway, only a handful of other capes knew the truth
Exactly my point. In the one exception where it was actually someone else, it still technically wasn't. To everyone else it was, "Oh shit, Spidey has a new suit", not "Hey, that OTHER Spidey has a suit," because there isn't another Spidey, it's just Spidey. There's only one, because he's someone everyone recognizes. He's not a janitor on staff who punches out and then someone else takes his place, but Marvel acts like he is.
What gets me is that barely anyone flinches at it, you don't get some c**t on the street upset to be seeing the fake Spider-Man instead of the real one or anything like that, at most you sometimes get a villain calling him a fake or Spider-Man Jr but even that was rare.
Meanwhile Scarlet Spider was shit on constantly for being a knock off (which made him more endearing as an underdog)
How did bendis get the power to try (and usually fail miserably) to change legacy character races? How has been able to keep up his autistic "make spidey black!!" Shit for nearly 20 years?
I know we all blame Bendis, but Miles was actually designed by a committee. Death of Ultimate Spider-Man was a sales stunt and they needed another one to follow up with. Now Bendis was a part of that committee so obviously he's still at fault but it's not JUST his fault (Lowe for example was part of that too).
As for why he can stay around, quite simply he has to. They put so much stock on how the new Spider-Man is black that if they went back on it they would be dogpiled. They got lucky that the movie took off
And at the same time Spidey has a history of copycats and malicious imposters that is documented in universe. Chameleon, evil demons, symbiotes, random twobit crooks. It's all because he's popular and has weight to his name like a dead president. But you don't see someone else calling someone "the other George Washington" or anything. Miles should be "Hey, it's George Washington!... Carver." You know, the offbrand version if anything. The one with an asterisk to his name.
He did it for literal brownie points and morons ate it up and fanned the gas into the public so it caught on like a malignant funk.
oh great it's deku ass pull
I don't remember spiders being able to use swords
>we want the kagurabachi audience
That's raw af actually
What's your age, race , gender and sexual preference?
25, Europe, Man, Heterosexual
Your taste makes you a homosexual anyway. Are you in anyway black/brown European.
What an odd put
That's shit af actually
I can't believe people are actually so worked up about this, like come on this really isnt egregious at all.
Superheroes treat their names like a gimmick they give to their successor since the end of times. This really is the stupidest argument of all time Jesus Christ
It's egregious how it's a shonen powerup of the day to make him always win.
Like, Hell, his only real weakness was his spider sense not being powerful as Peter's, but now Miles can use his spider sense to find everything
Supposedly
He's a white kid underneath it all who listens to hip hop and does graffiti. Like they want to have their cake and eat it too with miles but it just ends up muddling things to where you can't relate to him. Not to mention his Hispanic roots which is just speaking it here and there.
Peter is unironically blacker than Miles
>poor kid
>no father figure
>lived in the streets
>doesn't care about school
>did illegal boxing to gain money
He did have a father figure, but he fricking died.
Yeah that's what black kids says
holy shit youre fricking right
>starts on this path because of family
>does morally questionable and dangerous things to gain money
>lifestyle alienates his social circle and leads many of them to suspect him as either dangerous or untrustworthy
>a good kid with great potential ruined by his life choices and the path he walks
>can't keep a job, can barely pay the bills
>seen as a transient or a deadbeat as a result
Peter is the realest homie of them all ngl I always knew, just didn't think of it like this
Nah, Peter's an entitled white boy trying to be in the hood like Luke Cage, he lives in a mid suburban white neighborhood queens with his old ass auntie and does super science shit(his barely paying jobs lead him to be working for science firms eventually), overall Peter's a idiot trying to look like he's ghetto and make ends but he's just totally wasting his life on purpose because his mental illness on being a paranoid martyr cripples him. I don't see him doing drugs or sleeping with a bunch of shady girls now do I, he's a good boy through and through so I do not see him as one of us.
Losing uncle Ben to gun violence and having his friend Harry be a crackhead makes him blacker than miles already. Just because he isn't shooting hoes with da glizzy don't make him not black
>a bunch of shady girls now do I, he's a good boy through and through so I do not see him as one of us.
lol I'm pretty sure youre joking, but come on.
What is the symbiote, what is Felicia Hardy. Two 'chicks' that frick both his life and emotions up and never get their shit together until after they already screwed with him.
Living with his old aunt is very much a black thing, don't know where you're from. My grandma raised me more than my own mother did. Having other people step in to do something your parents can't or won't do, and having them be far older than normal, that's standard. Trying to pay back love for them by any means possible even if it's stupid, that's black.
Wasting his life on something foolish is very much in line with 'one of us' and don't get me started on the 'idiot trying to look ghetto' and fricking himself up as a result, that's peak stereotype of being black. Plus everything else I said.
Luke Cage doesn't have anything to do with this other than sympathizing with the kind of life Peter had, if he did know.
And the proof just keeps stacking. Meanwhile Miles is
>from a well off happily married and gainfully employed interracial couple living in an expensive part of the city without issue
>goes to a well to do school for the intellectually gifted
>never bullied or pushed around, family never has money problems
>universally accepted
>never has to do anything risky or damaging to help provide for his family
>family supports him wholeheartedly
>>from a well off happily married and gainfully employed interracial couple living in an expensive part of the city without issue
>>goes to a well to do school for the intellectually gifted
bullied or pushed around, family never has money problems
accepted
has to do anything risky or damaging to help provide for his family
supports him wholeheartedly
Reminds me how the second movie did everything to make it like the family wasn't a poor minority stereotype and so they were both with money and with no struggle.
Which according to wokes means they're white people painted brown since browns struggle shouldn't be whitewashed
Hell, you can also bring up the fact that the Symbiote
>is a single mother who made awful choices
>awful taste in bad, criminal, insane men
>had children with a literal convicted felon that it didn't want
>family consistently hounds Peter and fricks with him
>after fricking up with him, it would go back to him at the drop of a hat if he let it but he knows the b***h is too fricking crazy
This shit writes itself.
Those are forced tbh
No, they're not. It's factually true and extremely legitimate.
Also
>his barely paying jobs lead him to be working for science firms eventually
>A life of hard work after being forced to grow up astronomically quickly eventually leading to a stable and respectable career
>while still being haunted and hounded by the life and problems he used to lead that put in jeopardy, and then ruin the best thing that ever happened to his career
Come on, man
And the police hate him
Even more so that he’s been mentored by Misty Knight and Blade.
Blade’s daughter Bloodline, was instantly smitten by Miles’s swagger.
if only Miles was able to keep a gf for more than 1 issue
He’s had Tiana for 25 issues.
If anything, he needs more girlfriends
it's so cool that they had him say this
he was a geek and a loser before he got spider powers and he's still one now. even in the spider-verse movies, he doesn't have any actual friends from his universe. he and ganke ignores each other in those movies.
Damn
Blame insomniac and the higher ups from Sony for making me angry while writing that post.
I don't see issue with Miles being a geek or closely resembling Pete personality wise. He doesn't need to be a stereotype, Peter and Miguel aren't. The most egregious shit is when they try to validate him by MAKING him into a stereotype and shoving in your face, "Hey hey look! He's using black slang! He's ETHNIC! Look at this! He's saying 'WORD!' Because he's Black! And he also peppers in spanish because he's also Latino! He also dresses in a way to show his race and heritage! Holy shit!"
It's the most annoying shit and shows they just think black people should follow a script of behavior and appearance.
>he's also Latino!
Ahem. He's also LATINX
We don't use gendered language anymore, chud.
Nice joke, but the woke mob is now using latinE to be accurately language gender neutral. Latinx mostly survive as a troll slur against latinos.
Someone should tell Insomniac that.
Damn, I would say I expected more from them but they also confused the cuban flag for puerto rico and allowed it to go in the finished game
And the Spanish dub was atrocious. Latinos fricking hate all this Latinx and Latine bullshit.
Nuke california
I wish we could.
Why? Latino is both male and gender neutral.
Because cultural imperialism is a proud American tradition.
First you weren't talking right because you weren't speaking English, now you're not talking right because your language is gendered and that hurts the feelings of spoiled western kids.
Latino is gender neutral if you use male pronouns as a normality, but ending in -o means male.
Desu, its more that like he's kinda boring. Like he's geeky in can reference pop culture way and isn't neurotic like black nerds like Cookie or Gus or Tucker. He's just kinda average, either you make him a hyper dork or you make him a cool chad. The two cakes thing is stupid given you're just gonna end up choking on both when they try for dorky yet cool.
Spider-Verse is the only one where he's a friendless loser.
Comics Miles has Ganke and Judge and Tianna and Kamala. Sam and Lana too if the writers remember they exist.
The video game had Ganke and Phin, who really should get ported to the comics.
Don't forget Laura Baumgartner, or whatever her name is. Yet another handmedown from Ultimate Peter.
He mentioned Lana Baumgartner. There is no Laura Baumgartner.
Phin fricking sucked and should not be ported to the comics. Rabble is basically Phin anyway in the ways that matter
>stop reading spidershit around the time the ultimate universe merged
>thought all the b***hing about miles was just normal Cinemaphile racist b***hing
>start reading new shit and now miles is an isekai character with electric powers and a fricking sword(??)
>Peter is a literal beta cuck and miles is always right
Seriously what the frick do they see in Miles? Can he not coexist without trying to tear down Peter?
Anon, his whole existence is because Donald Glover wants to play Spider-Man but he said he can't because he's not white.
Part of me kinda wonders what happens if Donald Glover gets to play Peter in Amazing Spider-Man movies and Miles never existed
Marvel have so many cuck fetishists since bendis. Bendis was the biggest of them all. Not even joking.
The thought of Peter never having a prolonged happy moment in life happened LONG before Miles was even a thought.
Can we spread how Peter is real homie to blacks through tiktok or something with whatever stupid music kids like. I see potential seething from marvel.
You know what. Making black rejecting miles will be a big Victory.
That was weird
bump
What did the anon post? It is a mystery.
Yes.
no
This would be funnier if was ironic blaxploitation
my favorite thing to do in Cinemaphile is read trough miles threads
funniest shit on this board
Boy, this new Spider-Man is Miles worse than the older one.
He never did, even in the movies he was more of a dork gong to a school for nerds, never had swagger