Miles Morales

Does he still have the exaggerated swagger of a black teen?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He has a sword, that in modern writing means "you're supposed to like it".

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many powers does this guy have?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        six gorillion

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >gorillion
          I see that you did there

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If you specified it and threat it as a joke instead of normalizing it then you're a newbie.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              What?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                If you noticed it instead of considering it normal it's a redflag that this is your first day here

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Can make electric webs
        >Can "poke" people and knock them out
        >Can nuke people with a full body release of electricity
        >Can fly by shooting his electricity at the ground
        >Can go invisible
        >Can see people through walls with spider-sense because he went to therapy
        >Can make full electric blasts
        >Can absorb electric-based attacks
        >Can make electricity-based weapons, normally a sword
        >Is immortal
        Hey, but at the end of the day, he's just your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, does whatever a spider can, like absorbing the power of a nuke and sword fighting.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Seriously, why electricity powers?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I was okay with it when it was a purely touch based skill so it was more like a taser acting like a spider bite venom, but they made it like the homie is Static Shock.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well he is black after all

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >Wants Miles to be more than just black Spider-Man
              >Give him powers that stereotypically is associated with black people

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >>Can absorb electric-based attacks
          Happen to have a page with that?
          I collect evidence of Miles' nonsense because people might call BS otherwise.
          Shills can only go 'ya rayciss' so much in the face of the actual comic pages.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought the electric shit was like a bonus power, Like Namor being able to fit with his little ankle wings. Now it seems like electricity is a bigger part of Miles tool kit that all the spider stuff.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey it’s called radioactive blood

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Miles should be giving everyone cancer then.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            But he doesn't have that. The spider that bit him was genetically altered, not radioactively mutated like Peter's

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I find it weird that every other Marvel character hit by radiation gets powers but Doc Ock also gets his body not being able to recover from physical damage properly

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Hey it’s called radioactive blood

          But he doesn't have that. The spider that bit him was genetically altered, not radioactively mutated like Peter's

          Miles' spider was exposed to a static electricity charged black man whose charge traveled through the surface they both stood on and caused an electrical metamorphosis in the spider's genetic makeup

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        some of the newer writers have admitted the new powers are inspired by shonen anime. the list is only gonna keep growing from here

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Now I fully expect a kaioken type ability at some point.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            And looks just like Human Torch but with electricity? Like Ultimate Electro?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          No wonder he keeps winning and I root for him.
          Which girl will he end up with though?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            If he's inspired by anime, then he'll end up with worst girl.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>best girl

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How many powers does this guy have?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Disingenuous finger-pointing bullshit. It's weak how you're incapable of defending this stupid shit without shifting the focus to another character as if it makes it better. Miles making lighting swords is still fricking stupid.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Notice how it says hours of practice. Which means Peter had done extensive trail and error. Miles just has it happen because evolution of his powers which is moronic.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This guy should stop trying to be a spider theme hero and and start presenting himself as electro-ninja or something

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Desperately trying to be Spider-man is Miles' character motivation

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The issue is the electricity bit and dude has been around for close to two decades and has not had one landmark story like his contemporaries

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I wonder what this image is trying to convey. It just makes Miles look even worse than usual, but I have the sneaking suspicion it's supposed to be a 'gotcha, Spider-man fans! Spider-man did something vaguely similar to Miles!'
        It doesn't do a good job of that, but I think it's its' intent.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Spider man built web shooters because he's a spider themed super hero
        >He uses webs in various ways just like how different species of spiders can use webs in different ways
        Versus
        >Miles has lightning powers because....he's a spider themed hero?
        >Uses lightning in various ways like how different species of spiders do?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Miles has lightning powers because....he's a spider themed hero?
          Bendis/Ganke were morons who don't know how spiders work.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >chameleon like powers
            Some species of spiders evolved in a way that they resemble things like shit or flowers but spiders don't actively change themselves to be the background color of where they are. It would unironically make more sense for Doc Ock to be able to do that.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              There's a spider that can go from, like, white to yellow.
              Over a period of, like, 20 days.
              So... UNIVERSAL CHAMELEON POWERS!
              Because Bendis is not a clever person.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                They could have easily given him some spider powers
                >Trapdoor
                >Flinging hairs, something similar like tarantulas do
                >Walk on water
                >Make an air bubble and survive under water
                >Fly by having his webbing caught in the wind

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >>Fly by having his webbing caught in the wind
                Peter already did it.
                You can't let Miles have anything original even in fanfiction?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Eh, I think it's fair. Many animal-themed superhumans have an exaggerated representation of the actual abilities of whatever animal they're based on. So I don't think going from "gradual, limited color changes" to "super-camouflage" is too ridiculous.
                Also, the autism is compelling me to add this:
                You're thinking of Misumenia vatia, the goldenrod crab spider. However, it's not the only crab spider with color changing abilities. Thomisus onustus is also capable of changing color, and takes about half as long to do so, as well as having a wider range of colors it can replicate. Pink, orange, green, yellow, white, purple. It can even do simple patterns.
                this isn't meant as a gotcha or anything, I'm just autistic, bored, and I really like arthropods so I felt like sharing a fun fact :p

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Still, the time scale issue makes it a really dumb thing to use as a super-hero power.
                It's like making a bird hero that can instantly teleport anywhere on the planet because some birds migrate and thus eventually can get to anywhere on the planet.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            he stole Jessica Drew's gimmick

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        When has Peter done that in recent memory?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Apart from the shield, raft, and skies, what's the problem?
        And, really, the only problem with the top three are forming webbing around nothing instead of webbing together some shit to be a raft or a shield.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Apart from the shield, raft, and skies, what's the problem?
          Bulletproof vests are made of Kevlar and boats, skies and all short of other shit is made fiberglass Peter's web fluid can 100% do all that in a pinch.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >post a simple pic
        >Seething Petergays lose their mind and keep replying at it
        >they still call Mileschads obsessive
        Really makes you think

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice reddit pic you found on reddit

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >countless reasons to like peter
          >forced meme nobody remembers from ten years after the character was created is the only reason to like miles
          Accurate

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Electric power is just too damn flashy for a spider character. This is why I never cared for the spider-women.
        If it were me, I would change Miles' venom strike from a electric attack to him secreting actual venoms from his fingers.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That would steal Miguel's gimmick

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well, he already steal Jessica's gimmick so why not?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Doesn't Miles have to ability to do all of these if he considered the applications?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Miles using a sword is just cringy. Idk. doesn't fit him at all. Maybe it's because they're trying too hard to assert how black he is so him using a sword is unnatural. Guy like Miles I can see him using a venom bo staff or something.

      Or maybe it's not Miles per say but rather Spider-Man. I mean even if Peter using a sword it would look weird.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >I can see him using a venom bo staff or something.
        He ain't a fricking ninja.
        And to emphasis his heritage, he could use an african weapon... like the Nzappa zap
        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nzappa_zap
        ...Yes, just for the name.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spider-Man is acrobatic enough he qualifies as a ninja. But swords are weird for him for some reason. Though I can see Peter or Miles using tomahawks

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >But swords are weird for him for some reason
            He needs his hands free to use the web shooters

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They already gave him Wakanda suit, unironically

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Guy like Miles I can see him using a venom bo staff or something.
        You mean a spear?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I disliked this at first but It reminded me of how isekai protags pull op abilities out of their ass and it became absurd kino

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Miles technically is a Isekai protag, he literally was sent from Ultimateverse to 616.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that's apparently the inspiration behind the whole thing lmao

        Seriously, why electricity powers?

        pretty sure Jessica has a similar deal, they just exaggerated it more for Miles because he's a kid appeal character and kids eat that sorta shit up. humorously this means he's fallen victim to the "black superhero with electric powers" cliche

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know, it's wild to me that everyone is just okay with calling Miles Spider-Man. They all know he's not. They know Spider-Man, he's been Spider-Man for more than ten years. The city has hated and loved him, he is a household name. He has merchandise and songs and the Daily Bugle has built a career reporting on him. Even the only other person to assume his name was still, technically, him, and with a mostly similar costume.

      They KNOW him. Spider-Man is celebrity, he's a household well-known like Lebron James or Michael Jordan or Tyson or Pacciao or Letterman or Beethoven. Even if you don't give a shit about what those guys do, you KNOW their name. And you wouldn't go calling someone else THEIR name, would you? No, because it's not a fricking title.

      No one would call someone people 'Daredevil'. No one does that shit to Iceman or Punisher or even fricking Cyclops. No one would do it to Superman or Batman. But why is it with Spidey, Cap, Wolverine, they try and make it seem like it's normal?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Even the only other person to assume his name was still, technically, him, and with a mostly similar costume.
        Even then almost everyone believed Ben was just the original Spider-Man anyway, only a handful of other capes knew the truth

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly my point. In the one exception where it was actually someone else, it still technically wasn't. To everyone else it was, "Oh shit, Spidey has a new suit", not "Hey, that OTHER Spidey has a suit," because there isn't another Spidey, it's just Spidey. There's only one, because he's someone everyone recognizes. He's not a janitor on staff who punches out and then someone else takes his place, but Marvel acts like he is.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What gets me is that barely anyone flinches at it, you don't get some c**t on the street upset to be seeing the fake Spider-Man instead of the real one or anything like that, at most you sometimes get a villain calling him a fake or Spider-Man Jr but even that was rare.
            Meanwhile Scarlet Spider was shit on constantly for being a knock off (which made him more endearing as an underdog)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Exactly my point. In the one exception where it was actually someone else, it still technically wasn't. To everyone else it was, "Oh shit, Spidey has a new suit", not "Hey, that OTHER Spidey has a suit," because there isn't another Spidey, it's just Spidey. There's only one, because he's someone everyone recognizes. He's not a janitor on staff who punches out and then someone else takes his place, but Marvel acts like he is.

              How did bendis get the power to try (and usually fail miserably) to change legacy character races? How has been able to keep up his autistic "make spidey black!!" Shit for nearly 20 years?

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I know we all blame Bendis, but Miles was actually designed by a committee. Death of Ultimate Spider-Man was a sales stunt and they needed another one to follow up with. Now Bendis was a part of that committee so obviously he's still at fault but it's not JUST his fault (Lowe for example was part of that too).
                As for why he can stay around, quite simply he has to. They put so much stock on how the new Spider-Man is black that if they went back on it they would be dogpiled. They got lucky that the movie took off

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              And at the same time Spidey has a history of copycats and malicious imposters that is documented in universe. Chameleon, evil demons, symbiotes, random twobit crooks. It's all because he's popular and has weight to his name like a dead president. But you don't see someone else calling someone "the other George Washington" or anything. Miles should be "Hey, it's George Washington!... Carver." You know, the offbrand version if anything. The one with an asterisk to his name.

              [...]
              How did bendis get the power to try (and usually fail miserably) to change legacy character races? How has been able to keep up his autistic "make spidey black!!" Shit for nearly 20 years?

              He did it for literal brownie points and morons ate it up and fanned the gas into the public so it caught on like a malignant funk.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      oh great it's deku ass pull

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't remember spiders being able to use swords

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >we want the kagurabachi audience

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's raw af actually

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What's your age, race , gender and sexual preference?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          25, Europe, Man, Heterosexual

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Your taste makes you a homosexual anyway. Are you in anyway black/brown European.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              25, Europe, Man, Heterosexual

              What an odd put

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's shit af actually

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I can't believe people are actually so worked up about this, like come on this really isnt egregious at all.

      You know, it's wild to me that everyone is just okay with calling Miles Spider-Man. They all know he's not. They know Spider-Man, he's been Spider-Man for more than ten years. The city has hated and loved him, he is a household name. He has merchandise and songs and the Daily Bugle has built a career reporting on him. Even the only other person to assume his name was still, technically, him, and with a mostly similar costume.

      They KNOW him. Spider-Man is celebrity, he's a household well-known like Lebron James or Michael Jordan or Tyson or Pacciao or Letterman or Beethoven. Even if you don't give a shit about what those guys do, you KNOW their name. And you wouldn't go calling someone else THEIR name, would you? No, because it's not a fricking title.

      No one would call someone people 'Daredevil'. No one does that shit to Iceman or Punisher or even fricking Cyclops. No one would do it to Superman or Batman. But why is it with Spidey, Cap, Wolverine, they try and make it seem like it's normal?

      Superheroes treat their names like a gimmick they give to their successor since the end of times. This really is the stupidest argument of all time Jesus Christ

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's egregious how it's a shonen powerup of the day to make him always win.
        Like, Hell, his only real weakness was his spider sense not being powerful as Peter's, but now Miles can use his spider sense to find everything

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Supposedly

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He's a white kid underneath it all who listens to hip hop and does graffiti. Like they want to have their cake and eat it too with miles but it just ends up muddling things to where you can't relate to him. Not to mention his Hispanic roots which is just speaking it here and there.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Peter is unironically blacker than Miles
      >poor kid
      >no father figure
      >lived in the streets
      >doesn't care about school
      >did illegal boxing to gain money

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He did have a father figure, but he fricking died.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah that's what black kids says

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit youre fricking right
        >starts on this path because of family
        >does morally questionable and dangerous things to gain money
        >lifestyle alienates his social circle and leads many of them to suspect him as either dangerous or untrustworthy
        >a good kid with great potential ruined by his life choices and the path he walks
        >can't keep a job, can barely pay the bills
        >seen as a transient or a deadbeat as a result

        Peter is the realest homie of them all ngl I always knew, just didn't think of it like this

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nah, Peter's an entitled white boy trying to be in the hood like Luke Cage, he lives in a mid suburban white neighborhood queens with his old ass auntie and does super science shit(his barely paying jobs lead him to be working for science firms eventually), overall Peter's a idiot trying to look like he's ghetto and make ends but he's just totally wasting his life on purpose because his mental illness on being a paranoid martyr cripples him. I don't see him doing drugs or sleeping with a bunch of shady girls now do I, he's a good boy through and through so I do not see him as one of us.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Losing uncle Ben to gun violence and having his friend Harry be a crackhead makes him blacker than miles already. Just because he isn't shooting hoes with da glizzy don't make him not black

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a bunch of shady girls now do I, he's a good boy through and through so I do not see him as one of us.
            lol I'm pretty sure youre joking, but come on.
            What is the symbiote, what is Felicia Hardy. Two 'chicks' that frick both his life and emotions up and never get their shit together until after they already screwed with him.

            Living with his old aunt is very much a black thing, don't know where you're from. My grandma raised me more than my own mother did. Having other people step in to do something your parents can't or won't do, and having them be far older than normal, that's standard. Trying to pay back love for them by any means possible even if it's stupid, that's black.

            Wasting his life on something foolish is very much in line with 'one of us' and don't get me started on the 'idiot trying to look ghetto' and fricking himself up as a result, that's peak stereotype of being black. Plus everything else I said.

            Luke Cage doesn't have anything to do with this other than sympathizing with the kind of life Peter had, if he did know.

            Losing uncle Ben to gun violence and having his friend Harry be a crackhead makes him blacker than miles already. Just because he isn't shooting hoes with da glizzy don't make him not black

            [...]
            And the police hate him

            And the proof just keeps stacking. Meanwhile Miles is
            >from a well off happily married and gainfully employed interracial couple living in an expensive part of the city without issue
            >goes to a well to do school for the intellectually gifted
            >never bullied or pushed around, family never has money problems
            >universally accepted
            >never has to do anything risky or damaging to help provide for his family
            >family supports him wholeheartedly

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >>from a well off happily married and gainfully employed interracial couple living in an expensive part of the city without issue
              >>goes to a well to do school for the intellectually gifted
              bullied or pushed around, family never has money problems
              accepted
              has to do anything risky or damaging to help provide for his family
              supports him wholeheartedly
              Reminds me how the second movie did everything to make it like the family wasn't a poor minority stereotype and so they were both with money and with no struggle.
              Which according to wokes means they're white people painted brown since browns struggle shouldn't be whitewashed

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Hell, you can also bring up the fact that the Symbiote
              >is a single mother who made awful choices
              >awful taste in bad, criminal, insane men
              >had children with a literal convicted felon that it didn't want
              >family consistently hounds Peter and fricks with him
              >after fricking up with him, it would go back to him at the drop of a hat if he let it but he knows the b***h is too fricking crazy
              This shit writes itself.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Those are forced tbh

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No, they're not. It's factually true and extremely legitimate.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Also

            >his barely paying jobs lead him to be working for science firms eventually
            >A life of hard work after being forced to grow up astronomically quickly eventually leading to a stable and respectable career
            >while still being haunted and hounded by the life and problems he used to lead that put in jeopardy, and then ruin the best thing that ever happened to his career
            Come on, man

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        holy shit youre fricking right
        >starts on this path because of family
        >does morally questionable and dangerous things to gain money
        >lifestyle alienates his social circle and leads many of them to suspect him as either dangerous or untrustworthy
        >a good kid with great potential ruined by his life choices and the path he walks
        >can't keep a job, can barely pay the bills
        >seen as a transient or a deadbeat as a result

        Peter is the realest homie of them all ngl I always knew, just didn't think of it like this

        And the police hate him

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even more so that he’s been mentored by Misty Knight and Blade.
    Blade’s daughter Bloodline, was instantly smitten by Miles’s swagger.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      if only Miles was able to keep a gf for more than 1 issue

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        He’s had Tiana for 25 issues.
        If anything, he needs more girlfriends

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's so cool that they had him say this

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    he was a geek and a loser before he got spider powers and he's still one now. even in the spider-verse movies, he doesn't have any actual friends from his universe. he and ganke ignores each other in those movies.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Damn

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Blame insomniac and the higher ups from Sony for making me angry while writing that post.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't see issue with Miles being a geek or closely resembling Pete personality wise. He doesn't need to be a stereotype, Peter and Miguel aren't. The most egregious shit is when they try to validate him by MAKING him into a stereotype and shoving in your face, "Hey hey look! He's using black slang! He's ETHNIC! Look at this! He's saying 'WORD!' Because he's Black! And he also peppers in spanish because he's also Latino! He also dresses in a way to show his race and heritage! Holy shit!"

      It's the most annoying shit and shows they just think black people should follow a script of behavior and appearance.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >he's also Latino!
        Ahem. He's also LATINX
        We don't use gendered language anymore, chud.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nice joke, but the woke mob is now using latinE to be accurately language gender neutral. Latinx mostly survive as a troll slur against latinos.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Someone should tell Insomniac that.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Damn, I would say I expected more from them but they also confused the cuban flag for puerto rico and allowed it to go in the finished game

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                And the Spanish dub was atrocious. Latinos fricking hate all this Latinx and Latine bullshit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nuke california

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I wish we could.

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why? Latino is both male and gender neutral.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because cultural imperialism is a proud American tradition.
              First you weren't talking right because you weren't speaking English, now you're not talking right because your language is gendered and that hurts the feelings of spoiled western kids.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Because cultural imperialism is a proud American tradition.
              First you weren't talking right because you weren't speaking English, now you're not talking right because your language is gendered and that hurts the feelings of spoiled western kids.

              Latino is gender neutral if you use male pronouns as a normality, but ending in -o means male.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Desu, its more that like he's kinda boring. Like he's geeky in can reference pop culture way and isn't neurotic like black nerds like Cookie or Gus or Tucker. He's just kinda average, either you make him a hyper dork or you make him a cool chad. The two cakes thing is stupid given you're just gonna end up choking on both when they try for dorky yet cool.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Spider-Verse is the only one where he's a friendless loser.
      Comics Miles has Ganke and Judge and Tianna and Kamala. Sam and Lana too if the writers remember they exist.
      The video game had Ganke and Phin, who really should get ported to the comics.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't forget Laura Baumgartner, or whatever her name is. Yet another handmedown from Ultimate Peter.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          He mentioned Lana Baumgartner. There is no Laura Baumgartner.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Phin fricking sucked and should not be ported to the comics. Rabble is basically Phin anyway in the ways that matter

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >stop reading spidershit around the time the ultimate universe merged
    >thought all the b***hing about miles was just normal Cinemaphile racist b***hing
    >start reading new shit and now miles is an isekai character with electric powers and a fricking sword(??)
    >Peter is a literal beta cuck and miles is always right
    Seriously what the frick do they see in Miles? Can he not coexist without trying to tear down Peter?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, his whole existence is because Donald Glover wants to play Spider-Man but he said he can't because he's not white.

      Part of me kinda wonders what happens if Donald Glover gets to play Peter in Amazing Spider-Man movies and Miles never existed

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Marvel have so many cuck fetishists since bendis. Bendis was the biggest of them all. Not even joking.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The thought of Peter never having a prolonged happy moment in life happened LONG before Miles was even a thought.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we spread how Peter is real homie to blacks through tiktok or something with whatever stupid music kids like. I see potential seething from marvel.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know what. Making black rejecting miles will be a big Victory.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That was weird

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    bump

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What did the anon post? It is a mystery.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This would be funnier if was ironic blaxploitation

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    my favorite thing to do in Cinemaphile is read trough miles threads
    funniest shit on this board

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Boy, this new Spider-Man is Miles worse than the older one.

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He never did, even in the movies he was more of a dork gong to a school for nerds, never had swagger

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