haha, always the first thing that comes to mind whenever I see Megan Fox. It was funny, when Transformers came out, everyone said she was the hottest chick ever, and then 5 minutes later, we see her thumbs, and everyone just stops talking about her. God they're fricked up man
Very clearly a troony or on some kind of roads/testosterone, which is fricking hilarious that he was so forced to be seen as some kind of sex icon in Hollywood.
Women don't grow hair on their backs unless they're literal men.
Megan fox is the only woman who gave me a wet dream. >Find myself in a room with mirrors on the walls and ceiling and a giant circular red carpet >she's wearing black lingerie with stockings, garter belt and heels and has the brightest red lipstick you can imagine >I frick her doggy in the ass >cum buckets in my dream as I fill her up >wake up and find my boxers literally soaked with cum
Felt real as frick and has earned her a permanent spot in my waifu pantheon
I've unironically never had a wet dream
started jerking off at around 10 or 11
Stop doing it so much.
At the very least, you should have gone through your teens and 20s waking up with damp underwear and morning wood. If you didn't, that's not good, my guys
what if i didnt get wet dreams until i was 28? also, why do i orgasm way harder than when i fap? also, why do i jizz more?
how is it possible that you ejaculate without physical stimulation? does this imply that a dream intense enough can give you a heart attack?
This b***h was impossibly hot for like one movie then went full bog. She got marched out of Hollywood because she refused to frick producers and old israelites and wanted to date actors close to her age.
when i was like 13 my best friend had a "girlfriend" that had a hairy back and she obviously wasnt a fricking troony, you delusional troony obsessed morons
Can't believe it, i watched that film su fricking much when i was 7. ROTF is fricking great even if these moronic zoomer troony homosexuals say it isn't
25 year old here.
yeah she is conventionally attractive here, but i never got the extreme hype around her then, either.
that being said if some random girl looked like that spoke to me when i was 16, i think i would spill enough spaghetti to feed all of italy.
i watched this movie for the first time in 15 years the other day and this scene was still hot
Sorry to ruin your parade, but you've been getting off to a troony.
the clue was in the initials all along... Megan T. Fox... MTF
Toe thumbs.
haha, always the first thing that comes to mind whenever I see Megan Fox. It was funny, when Transformers came out, everyone said she was the hottest chick ever, and then 5 minutes later, we see her thumbs, and everyone just stops talking about her. God they're fricked up man
meh, used to bother me. But as I got older it's like whatever. She's still hot.
Yeah she was hot.
>He
I think this is more of a zoomer movie
>hairy back
Just admit you'd like to suck wiener.
Ummm... I have a hairy back
ngl, id settle for this broad. even though her voice is kinda annoying.
last hot girl in Hollywood other than maybe de amos or wtever her name is.
Very clearly a troony or on some kind of roads/testosterone, which is fricking hilarious that he was so forced to be seen as some kind of sex icon in Hollywood.
Women don't grow hair on their backs unless they're literal men.
people have little hairs all over their body you spastic moron
Sure we do, troony.
You're a really pretty lady!
is this whats supposed to pass for bait round these parts these days?
meds
>Why yes, I've never been intimate with a woman, how can you tell?
if this is a troony then i love trannies
Yes and we need to return to the era of low-rise bottoms and exposed midriffs
>low-rise bottoms and exposed midriffs
i kneel, my liege
Megan fox is the only woman who gave me a wet dream.
>Find myself in a room with mirrors on the walls and ceiling and a giant circular red carpet
>she's wearing black lingerie with stockings, garter belt and heels and has the brightest red lipstick you can imagine
>I frick her doggy in the ass
>cum buckets in my dream as I fill her up
>wake up and find my boxers literally soaked with cum
Felt real as frick and has earned her a permanent spot in my waifu pantheon
if you've literally only had 1, you need to get your Test levels checked, or ease off the self-love, bro.
well I do jerk off a lot
Stop doing it so much.
At the very least, you should have gone through your teens and 20s waking up with damp underwear and morning wood. If you didn't, that's not good, my guys
Why? I get horny, I jerk off, the fact that I'm not wetting myself every time I sleep is honestly not a bad thing.
what if i didnt get wet dreams until i was 28? also, why do i orgasm way harder than when i fap? also, why do i jizz more?
how is it possible that you ejaculate without physical stimulation? does this imply that a dream intense enough can give you a heart attack?
I've unironically never had a wet dream
started jerking off at around 10 or 11
They suck. Way too messy
yes? she was hot af in that movie, shame about the bogging
>milinneals (sic) cummed in their wives for this
This b***h was impossibly hot for like one movie then went full bog. She got marched out of Hollywood because she refused to frick producers and old israelites and wanted to date actors close to her age.
when i was like 13 my best friend had a "girlfriend" that had a hairy back and she obviously wasnt a fricking troony, you delusional troony obsessed morons
People used to complain about this. Now we're stuck with chicks that are 5/10s and cucks worship them here.
>all the non peach fuzz appreciators itt
NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
I rather watch gundam over (trans)formers. Im a gay gay so stupid vegana c**t people don't do anything for me.
It's been 13 years fellas
Can't believe it, i watched that film su fricking much when i was 7. ROTF is fricking great even if these moronic zoomer troony homosexuals say it isn't
Transformers and Fast and Furious were the last movies made for straight males
Does 24 make me a zoomer or a millenial? Also movie name?
>Also movie name?
You are clearly a zoomer
you're an old zoomer
nah I was a huge gay back then too
>Nobody's posted a picture of Zendaya yet
25 year old here.
yeah she is conventionally attractive here, but i never got the extreme hype around her then, either.
that being said if some random girl looked like that spoke to me when i was 16, i think i would spill enough spaghetti to feed all of italy.
And what do zoomers cum to?
Men?
Far superior to that mutt b***h you zoomer c**ts get off to, haha rekt.
I loved Megan. She's unironically "not like the other girls" and quite autistic. I moved on from her a while back though.
>She's unironically "not like the other girls"
she's unironically exactly like the other girls what the frick kind of autistic shit are you on about
post her thumbs.
The only guys that cunmed their pants for her were dudes that wear monster energy hats and tshirts and other mouth breathers.