millennial mary jane or zoomer "mj"?

millennial mary jane or zoomer "mj"?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kirsten Dunst, no contest

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kirsten "I literally drained every last sperm in my nuts to this scene" Dunst

      She hit the wall but in a "sexy used up porn star" kind of way. Those titas God damn.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      i like the zoomer girl but come on

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      One of my exes looked just like her.
      Fang and all.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zendaya is so fricking ugly. Looks more like a transvestite than the actual troony from euphoria

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      She's not ugly, but she's not pretty either. People shit on her appearance because she's a zoomer but she's a decent 6/10 IMO.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t she's a decent 6/10 IMO.
        sure thing broccoli head

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I pictured the dune fremen as dark skinned arabs when i read the books and saw illustrations. Not Zendaya and ilk

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Same. She can look good but Kirsten all the way

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I don’t know why but Zendaya makes me incredibly horny when she’s all done up

          Meant for this post

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Kirsten "I literally drained every last sperm in my nuts to this scene" Dunst

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kirsten MJ was for all her flaws a consistent character whose backstory was relevant and informed us about her actions. Zoomer mj is just whatever the script needs her to be, until she became one of the most aggressively bland and generic love interests of all time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      They should have made laura harrier from homecoming the black MJ. And while Dunst MJ is a mess writing wise, her version has more heart and soul.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't generally like things women do, but MJ doesn't really do horrible things in the Raimi trilogy except for running away from her wedding literally moments before it was supposed to take place. Other than that she acts in a pretty consistent way, because 1) she doesn't know for 1-2 movies that Peter is Spider-Man and 2) Peter tells her directly plenty of times to leave her alone and then goes back and forth.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    In No Way Home when Dafoe looks at "MJ" and says "Mary Jane" confused as frick you know he was wondering what the frick was wrong with this universe

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don’t know why but Zendaya makes me incredibly horny when she’s all done up

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunst not only actually has breasts, she has very nice ones, so obviously her

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kirsten has killed trillions more than Zendaya ever could

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hot redhead or ugly mutt
    Not sure, it's a tough one

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why are so many literally who astroturfed celebrities actually subterranean test tube transitioned-at-birth MtF trannies?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why is the sky blue?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/sM7k2ST.jpg

      millennial mary jane or zoomer "mj"?

      Raimi Gwen mogs MJ so hard it's unreal

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      Raimi Gwen mogs MJ so hard it's unreal

      Bryce Dallas Howard’s Gwen Stacy is unironically the closest thing we’ve had to a comic accurate MJ

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's funny they reverse colored their hairs for the movie.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    MJ is supposed to be a model. Out of all of the beautiful women in 00s Hollywood, they chose the most plain looking actress they could find.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought she was a soap opera actress

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >supposed to be a model
      moron

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >KirstenCarolineDunst(/ˈkJərstən/; born April 30, 1982) is an American actress andmodel.

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dunst is the one true 3D Spideyfu.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Zoomies be like
    >Zendaya so fine og bruh fr

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >painfully mid
    >or painfully mid seen through rose tinted amnesia thinking that pumpkin headed b***h was anything but mid compared to hundreds hotter better looking actresses in the 2000's

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >mid
      Stfu broccoli head. I hate your moronic ebonics slang which sound like a drunken hobo dumped a bunch of vowels and consonants in a blender and we end up with shit like bussin, mid, rizz and cap.
      Such a waste of space and oxygen for that generation

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'll go with the uhh gigachad doomer boomer mj

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